99 Things Villains Should Do [Quick Transmigration]

Hu Yao traveled again, after several times, he also summed up some experience.

If you are dead, you will time travel. If you are not dead, you will time travel randomly, but it seems that they are all related to certain specific events, but he has not yet found out the pattern.

"Your Majesty, this is the harem's expenses for this month. Now that the national treasury is tight, the concubine plans to cut the harem's monthly schedule..." a beautiful woman in palace attire said to Hu Yao.

"What do you want me to do with the affairs of the harem?" Hu Yao asked strangely.

The queen thought the emperor was angry, so she quickly saluted and pleaded guilty.

Hu Yao helped her up, why is the queen's attitude so humble?

"Your majesty, my concubine..." The queen wanted to say something.

Hu Yao interrupted her softly: "You are the empress, and the affairs of the harem are left to you. Why don't you tell me if you have nothing to do?"

"It used to be like this..." The queen didn't see the emperor being so gentle for a long time, and she blushed suddenly.

"The matter of reducing expenses..." the queen continued to ask.

"There are only such a few people in the harem, how much money can it cost? There is no saving, so what should I do, just do some face-saving projects for others to see." Hu Yao said freely.

"Your majesty, what you said is too straightforward..."

Hu Yao stayed in the study for a few days to deal with official business. There were no powerful enemies outside, but the country was chaotic.

There are many cronies in the court, the nobles control the government, and the concubines in the harem are regents. There is no confidant under this original skill.

"It's so miserable!" Hu Yao could only sigh, but he was able to secure the throne after being so miserable.

Hu Yao doesn't have any ability to govern a country, but he still has potential to be a foolish king.

"Your majesty, you haven't been in the harem for a long time. The harem is closely related to the government. You have to learn how to share the rain and dew. Let's go to the imperial concubine today." The queen mother said to Hu Yao earnestly.

Hu Yao was surprised: "What about the government has nothing to do with whether I go to the harem? Is the emperor a famous flower or a peerless oiran, and he needs to sell himself to balance the government?"

"It's not the concubines you want to favor, but their father and brothers!" The queen mother said seriously.

Hu Yao was even more strange: "I'm the emperor, if I see a man, I'll just accept him and give him a place in the palace, right?"

It turned out that the emperor had a special hobby, and he fell in love with the father and elder brother of a concubine.

The Empress Dowager felt that the emperor had lost his mind today, so she drove him away and let him think about it.

After pondering for a long time, Hu Yao finally understood what the Queen Mother meant.

"It's all about what, just say it straight, it caused me to misunderstand..."

If you want to win over a certain minister, why should you indirectly favor the concubines in the harem? Wouldn't it be good to just add officials to them?

Even if it's not that easy to become an official, it's okay to reward some things.

As long as you give them enough face in an upright manner, tell others, "This person is my confidant and favorite minister. When you do things, think about it!"

Simple, convenient, direct and effective, why beat around the bush, the emperor of a country has no courage, no wonder the original body is in such a bad situation.

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"Your Majesty, the empress has added musk to the fabric of my concubine's clothes. This is to make my concubine never be able to conceive a child!" A nobleman knelt down pitifully on the ground, accusing the queen over and over again.

The queen justified with a flushed face: "You spitting blood, but you have any evidence!"

Hu Yao gave the queen a strange look, and once again confirmed that the palace was abnormal.

The queen is the emperor, and the concubines are ministers. How dare such low-level concubines sue the queen?It's enough to just beat him to death, but you still need evidence?

The order of the feudal era was eaten by huskies?

"Your Majesty, this batch of fabrics is indeed filled with very heavy musk, and it is a very precious incense. It has no smell, and its medicinal effect is indeed several times that of ordinary musk!" A certain imperial doctor said excitedly.

"Medical books record that long-term use of musk can cause infertility!"

"Wait a minute!" Hu Yao interrupted their self-contained conversation.

"You said that musk causes infertility, which medical book said it, and you said that the incense has no smell, so is it still fragrant?"

The imperial physician handed over a book.

Hu Yao took a look, I wiped it, it really is a medical book!

I saw the words "Medical Book" written on the cover of the book.

Open this wonderful book,

"Musk can cause infertility."

"Safflower can cause infertility."

"Oleander can abort..."

After all, this is a magical medical book. It was directly renamed "One Hundred Little Coups for Harming Pregnant Women". Hu Yao threw away the medical book.

"Let the two of them be handled by the queen..."

After finishing speaking, Hu Yao left. The affairs of the harem should have been left to the empress to take care of. Now that he is the emperor, he wanders around the harem all day, laughing to death when he talks about it.

Besides, compared to those people who came to make trouble for him all day long, this queen was very orderly and never bothered him. The truth was so simple, he was willing to protect the queen, a powerful subordinate.

I was disturbed because of this incident at night, Hu Yao was not very happy,

"When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for wine..." A melodious singing suddenly came from afar.

"Who is singing at night? Don't you know there is a curfew in the palace? Someone, arrest the singer and interrogate severely! What's the intention of disturbing the people at night." Hu Yao said sharply.

After Hu Yao gave the order, he went back to sleep directly. He didn't know that a pure, coquettish, cold and gentle reborn girl was directly cannon fodder.

Hu Yao was very speechless about this wonderful palace.

The women in the harem are all like black-eyed chickens, showing no dignity at all. They know that they are fighting with each other all day long because of a few pieces of jewelry and a few batches of fabrics.

Is it normal for people to be pregnant every day and cause others to have miscarriages?

A concubine is a concubine at home, and looks down on a concubine queen in the palace, Hu Yao can only smile, has anyone heard of Wei Zifu?

In the feudal era, humility was considered a virtue. Why is it that all the women in this palace have their nostrils upturned, wishing they could talk about their backgrounds every day...

The emperor seemed to have nothing to do. Every day in the harem, he went to this concubine for a while, and then went to another concubine for a while.

"It's like a child playing house..." Hu Yao complained silently in her heart.

The courtiers are more brain-dead than one another. They can't do anything well at their jobs, but they sharpen their heads every day, asking about the emperor's nightlife...

Interviewing a minister alone is like talking with a duck, you must spend a long time talking in circles, but you can't go straight to the point.

After dismissing a minister who secretly asked him if there was something wrong, why he didn't enter the harem, and if it didn't work, don't avoid seeking medical treatment, the big devil's nonsense finally broke out.

If you care so much about the emperor's private life, this devil will let you have a good time.

The next day, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty who listened to the imperial decree were filled with absurd feelings.

"Did I hear it wrong……"

"It seems that I heard correctly..."

Hu Yao decided to swap the titles of the former dynasty and the rear palace,

The minister of the first rank is the fourth concubine, the minister of the second rank is the nine concubines, the third rank is the 27th wife..., and so on.

The name of the concubine in the harem was changed to the prime minister, general, and minister...

The censor tried his best to stop the emperor's absurd behavior, and Hu Yao enthusiastically helped them unlock the achievement of "Wen Shi Jian".

Those who remained accepted the emperor's proposal with great joy.

When he went to the court again, Hu Yao looked at the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty whose names had been tampered with, and felt secretly refreshed.

but!

"My majesty, the prime minister, today, no, it's the imperial concubine who is wearing the official uniform today, which is clearly overstepping. The laws of my court are strict, how can this be so, please punish me severely..." A certain minister seriously accused.

"Your Majesty, the bracelet Zhaoyi gave me is full of musk..." A minister sat on the ground and cried bitterly, "I'm afraid I will never be able to..."

Gone?Don't cry and continue, what can't happen to you?

Hu Yao finally discovered some rules. The people in this palace are like the plots in the storybooks. The ministers with the title of concubine can only do what concubines in the harem should do, and they can only do certain settings according to their identity. Good thing.

As the emperor himself, he doesn't need to worry about state affairs or state affairs, he just needs to deal with the "concubines"!

What kind of world is this!

Thinking of this, Hu Yao suddenly got goosebumps all over her body, oh my god, will I start urging him again next time...

Looking at a group of big men who were acting coyly below, Hu Yao ran away decisively.

"Your Majesty, you must pamper the ministers of the former court, and even the rain and dew, and balance the concubines in the harem..." Hu Yao still heard what she didn't want to hear from the Queen Mother.

I said, what should you do as an old man? Isn't it good to take care of your life at such an old age? Don't you feel embarrassed when a mother cares so much about her son's night life?

Hu Yao really can't say anything, such a wonderful world, hurry up and destroy it!

Hu Yao ordered the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty to retire and return to their hometowns, and the ministers collectively went to the Queen Mother to cry.

The queen mother accused the emperor, is this going to destroy the foundation of the country?

Hu Yao laughed, Jiangshan Jiye?Apart from knowing the first emperor and me, the current emperor, do you know other emperors?

The history of this dynasty is like a fiction, except for the designated people, no one knows anything else!

Hu Yao killed all the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty. Since he doesn't want to return to his hometown honestly, he should die!

People with lofty ideals in the world hold high the banner of the Qing emperor, but it is strange that the entire imperial palace is still functioning well without a complete court system.

The women in the harem who have regained the title of concubine continue their daily life of "fighting for favor in the palace".

King Qin's army approached the city, Hu Yao did not panic, and the women in the harem also did not panic, they were still thinking about how to get pregnant and have children.

"Your Majesty, the army is besieging the city. I saw that Your Majesty was worried, so I made some snacks to clear away the heat." The queen put down the things she made herself, and picked one up and put it in her mouth.

Hu Yao is strange, where does this show that I am worried?But seeing that the dim sum looked good, Hu Yao ate one to save face.

Hu Yao was poisoned to death. Before he died, he only saw the queen spitting out blood, and muttered to himself, "You are not my majesty..."

The author has something to say: Regarding Gongdouju, there are too many slots, and I don’t know where to start. There may be Gongdouju 2.0 in the future.