Jedi Marriage Proposal [Live]

【Bosses are really sharp hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I can’t imagine how the anchor led them to lie down and win】

[Ahem, the old water friend said that Gu Shen usually has at most 2 bosses, and the other is his brother. Today is mainly due to special circumstances... (Hahahaha couldn't help laughing)]

[I finally know why you guys love watching overturned cars so much hahahahaha]

This black pineapple boss is already at a good level among Gu Zhan's bosses. He can play better than Dumbledore's boss who lays down from the beginning to the end, and is less talkative than the shiitake mushroom boss who beeps from beginning to end. It can be said It was already a clear stream in Gu Zhan's mind.

How could Boss Qingliu die?

I don't allow it.

Gu Zhan, who was hiding behind the debris, didn't waste any more time. He turned on the machine sight and fired a shot, and the opponent quickly knelt down.

Gu Zhan put away his gun and was about to help Fengli, when the other side suddenly opened the full-screen microphone and said, "Brother, are you afraid that you are not a fairy?"

There are many cheats in the game PUBG, and ordinary players call cheats gods.

Gu Zhan was indeed suspected by many people as a god when he first started live broadcasting. Among his few two hot searches, one was "Slap Face Brother" and the other was "Gu Immortal".

The thing is like this, Gu Zhan once opened a friend's trumpet to help him score, and he got 38 kills in a solo queue, and was reported by the player's real name.The person who reported him seemed to be an anchor, and the other party listed the number's winning percentage and various data analysis, which showed signs of making matters worse.

This incident first caught the attention of Gu Zhan's friend, and then it also caught the attention of Gu Zhan. For a while, everyone on Weibo and forums shouted and beat him, and some even gave him a nickname - "Gu Shenxian".

Gu Zhan didn't think much about it at first, but his friend's account was blocked later, so he asked him to clarify the facts of the day, Gu Zhan had no choice but to upload the video of the day, and distributed the video of himself practicing pulling and pressing the gun in AimHero.

This microblog, which was intended to prove his innocence, quickly became a hot search, and a large wave of trolls poured in, collectively posting three words on his microblog, "Gu Shenxian".

Fortunately, real gold is not afraid of fire. After communicating with the administrator of Chigua TV, the video was hung on the prominent position of the platform homepage and the official forum of Blue Hole. Coupled with the spontaneous whitewashing of fans, the three-character " "Gu Shenxian" finally took off its tail and became "Gu Shen" with two characters.

Gu Zhan laughed, turned on the full-screen microphone and said, "The sexy anchor teaches guns online, and includes teaching and package meetings, and you can learn as you go. For details, please log in to the live broadcast room of Chigua TV6688527. Don't doubt, I will feed you with my hands~"

[Oh my god sexy anchor]

[Sing a little waist and we will admit that you are sex, sensual, host, broadcaster. 】

[One pornography, one sexiness, I think it's OK. 】

[Speaking of which, the pornographic anchor is very quiet today?She didn't even come out to flirt with me. 】

After being reminded by the bullet screen, Gu Zhan realized that Xiao Sheng was really quiet today, and even turned on the microphone less often.

Maybe because of anger?

After all, he lost hundreds of thousands just now.

Thinking about it this way, Gu Zhan couldn't sit still, he turned on the microphone and said, "Son, what are you doing?"

Xiao Sheng didn't speak.

Gu Zhan said again: "Xiao Sheng, Sheng Shen, Sheng Xiaosheng?"

Xiao Sheng still didn't speak.

There was a sudden gunshot in the earphones, followed by a shriek from Shiitake: "Dad! Dad! Someone is beating me! The direction of the teaching building!"

"I heard it. The school should be almost cleared up now, you find a way to jump from behind, and I will clean up people."

Gu Zhan just counted the gunshot type and the number of kills that popped up in the upper right corner. The school should have basically been cleared.

Moreover, according to the direction, the person happened to be on Xiao Sheng's side. Logically speaking, there shouldn't be any fish under Xiao Sheng's hands who slipped through the net.

He felt strange, stood up and walked towards the direction of the gunfire, and sure enough, he saw Xiao Sheng standing by the window, playing with mushrooms with SKS bullets one by one, each bullet hit the ground next to him accurately, Then I received a scream of shiitake mushrooms in return.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha revenge】

[Hahahahaha offended pornography-pornography anchor's fate]

[The painful deeds of shiitake mushrooms tell us that it would rather offend the enemy, and don't offend the great god in his team hahahahahahaha]

Gu Zhan walked over helplessly, and when he passed by Xiao Sheng, he turned on the microphone and said, "Stop making trouble, children are not easy."

【HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA】

【This tone is really like my father】

[I've already imagined a 30w character drama of a couple with a baby hahahaha]

"Okay, let's all come over and share things." Gu Zhan returned to the lecture theater and searched the boxes on the floor one by one, "Xiao Sheng, you still need a magnifying glass, I have one here."

Xiao Sheng said, "Thank you, what about you?"

"I have it. I just picked it up in that person's box. Do you want a first aid kit?" Gu Zhan distributed the good things he found to everyone while digging through the boxes on the ground.

"I want it, I want it, Gu Shen, I want it." Everyone was packing their backpacks, but they saw Xianggu running over with a green helmet covered in blood.

——It wasn't Xiao Sheng who hit him, but because there were no stairs in the swimming pool, he jumped from the top of the building and fell.

[Hahahaha, I feel that the whole body of the mushroom boss is full of stalks]

【This is a man with his own burden】

【It must be a treat to be so cute】

"Nonsense, how could I be a shou, a masculine and handsome man like me would shake the earth three times when he stomped his feet."

[Hahahahaha I almost believed it. 】

"Okay, let's go out, there was no gun just now, and no one got the head, the game experience is extremely bad."

Shiitake picked up the equipment that Gu Zhan left him, and suddenly felt that he was armed to the teeth. Now he has undergone a qualitative leap, and he is no longer the little coward he was before.

"Let's go." Gu Zhan glanced at the smug little mushroom, and said to Xiao Sheng and Fengli who were behind him.

"Let's go." Xiao Sheng ran past Shiitake with a gun in his hand, and shot a few times at his feet as if threatening, scaring Shiitake to death.

"I'm fucking you, Farewell, you bastard who is a villain."

Xianggu cursed and followed the crowd to the car wash point, looked at the four-seater Jeep and said, "I don't sit with guys starting with F."

[begins with puff F]

[It's the first time I found out that Shengshen actually starts with F, there's nothing wrong with it, hahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】

Xiao Sheng, who was already in the driver's seat, snorted and ignored him, but Gu Zhan couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Then Boss Pineapple, go and ride in the jeep with the guy starting with F, and I'll drive the motorcycle to carry the mushrooms."

"Okay, okay, I'll follow you, and I'll have chicken to eat with you." Xianggu rubbed his hands and sat on the back seat of the motorcycle.

Just two steps away, I heard the character of Shiitake scream a few times, and the blood volume plummeted.

His character is a blond white girl who sounds ecstasy.

"Fuck your uncle farewell, it's okay to steal my ass! I should pick a fucking pot lid and put it on my ass, fuck!"

Shiitake took out painkillers to eat while scolding: "Gu Shen, where did you pick up such a wonderful thing? The quality is really poor."

Gu Zhan laughed and said, "Don't mess with him."

Hearing Gu Zhan's words, Xianggu hesitated: "No, you... What's the relationship between you two?"

The microphone on Xiao Sheng's side rang, but before he could speak, Gu Zhan took the lead and said, "I'm his father."

Xiao Sheng turned off the microphone, and honked the horn twice as a protest.

Several people were driving towards the white circle when two people sweeping cars with guns suddenly appeared in the grass ahead.Gu Zhan's motorcycle ran ahead, taking several shots without hesitation, and his third-level armor was beaten to pieces. Seeing that there was no cover in the surrounding terrain, he felt a little bit painful for a while.

"Damn it, this bastard got me!"

Shiitake went out to shoot, but was hit on the head by the opponent, bleeding out in a mess.

Gu Zhan got out of the car resolutely, hid behind the motorcycle and waited for the opponent's reload time to fight back, but the opponent's two people had good skills and cooperated very well, so that he couldn't even raise his head under the pressure.

At this time, I only heard a buzzing whizzing past my ears, and the army green jeep ran straight towards the two people as if out of control.

Those two gave up on Gu Zhan, turned to sweep towards the jeep, trying to sweep the person in the driver's seat off.

It's a pity that Jeep's health bar was too thick and his speed was so fast that he ran over them before they realized something was wrong and got up and ran away.

[Farewell driving vehicles eliminated spu]

[Farewell driving the vehicle eliminated guobingdd]

[Hahahahahahahahaha next time you see Jeep, remember to stay away]

【Road killer, you can't afford to mess with it hahahahahahahahaha】

"Hurry up and get in the car, the poison is coming." Xiao Sheng said.

"OK, wait until I lick the first aid kit of Shiitake." Gu Zhan said, and opened the box of the owner of Shiitake, who died in a motorcycle explosion before he could run far.

"Fuck, I'm still not human, and I lick my teammates' boxes too, I don't want to lose face." Xianggu was very desperate, and while talking, he clicked on Gu Zhan's watch game, and suddenly remembered that he was in the live broadcast room, so he simply changed to Xiao Sheng's spectator.

Xiao Sheng's field of vision is very stable, and when he shoots, he is as steady and fast as Gu Zhan, and he won't point the gun at the sky like Xianggu himself does.

However, he was still very unconvinced in his heart, so he simply switched back to Gu Zhan's perspective, and became his box commander with peace of mind.

"Hey, there are two on the left, do you see them behind the tree? I saw them all!"

"It's over the top, it's over, hurry up and hit it!"

"Gu Shen, be careful, someone is going to steal your ass from behind!"

"I'll go, I'm still alive after being shot so many times, what the hell is the blood lock unlocked?"

His voice was so loud that he couldn't hear the direction of the gunshots. Gu Zhan clicked his tongue, cut out the game and dismounted the yellow horse in the mushroom live broadcast room.

Instantly quiet.

[Hahahaha what day is it today, mushroom disaster day? 】

[Didn't read the almanac before playing the game, hahahahaha]

【The owner of the shiitake mushrooms without clothes is shivering.jpg】

The owner of shiitake mushrooms who was brutally plucked left a message on the public screen: Gu Shen, you can't pull out my vest!You will lose me like this!

Qingliu's boss, Hei Fengli, followed them to the final round and got three kills in the end.

After finally waiting for the settlement interface to pop up, Shiitake immediately typed on the public screen: "Ahem, my dear, Gu Shen, I need to see yellow right now."

Although Shiitake was pulled out of the horse, it is still an angel after all, and the typed characters have the effect of capitalization and jumping on the public screen.

Coupled with the font he set himself, it was quickly seen by everyone.

[Hahahaha boss yellow urgently needs yellow to supplement his strength]

【Give me yellow!If there is no more yellow, I will be in trouble! 】

Only then did Gu Zhan remember this, and he quickly cut it out and put the yellow horse on him again.

Shiitake, who had worn back to the yellow horse, finally regained his composure, and when he turned on the mic, he was more confident: "I didn't play well just now. The main thing is that there are too many LYBs in the picture. You know, in fact, the desert is my home, right? Gu Shen, you should know my technique best."

Gu Zhan hummed: "It's okay, just lie down."

[Pfft, this sentence... I really didn't mean it wrong]

【Gu Shen and his bosses.avi】

It may be that the resentment of the shiitake mushrooms has been accepted by the system. Once the random map is released, it is really a desert.

"Where to jump?" Kaimai asked without punctuating the mushrooms this time.

"Chengshen, where do you want to dance?" Gu Zhan asked.

Xiao Sheng opened the map and marked a point: "The desert is not good for development, let's go to Port V, which is a little bit out of the way, just enough to support a team."

Shiitake agrees with his point of view for the first time this time: "Okay, okay, I like to go a little bit early."

There were a lot of people jumping in V Harbor this time, and there were 7-8 other people who came down besides them. Seeing that something was wrong, a few people flew to the upper city instead.

The downtown area is a bit barren, Gu Zhan searched several houses and just picked up a handful of Mini14.

This gun is not bad, the magazine capacity is 20 rounds, the reloading speed is fast, and the bullets are easy to find, but since it was cut, the damage of this gun is a bit tasteless.

"Gu Zhan, did you find the gun?" Xiao Sheng said on the mic, "I've aimed at an Ouhuang, M24, [-]x noise suppressing scope, do you want it?"

After listening to Gu Zhan Guo Guo opened the microphone: "Yes."

Just kidding, M24, 8x mirror, sniper muffler, what kind of goddamn configuration is this, don’t be human.

"Okay, he still has a second-class body armor on him, I have to be careful and headshot him directly," Xiao Sheng said, and then shot after two seconds, "Okay, he will be at your door, coming out to receive the courier. "

Gu Zhan went downstairs to open the door, and sure enough, he saw a courier brother lying at the door, shot in the head, and the second-level armor on his body was still intact.

[Fuck, 98k yesterday and M24 today, I also want to accept a good boy to send me a gun every day. 】

"Ahem, Dad, I don't have a gun yet." Xianggu opened the mic pitifully.

"Come here and pick it up..." Before Gu Zhan finished speaking, Xiao Sheng exposed him mercilessly: "The s1897 in your hand is not a gun?"

"Fuck, where did you see me?" Shiitake turned around and looked around.

[233333, the person lying in ambush in the live broadcast room on both sides tells you that his M16 is aiming at your head]

"Boss Shiitake, I suggest that you hurry up to the stairs and stand there. If you're lucky, you might be able to kill someone with the spray gun in your hand." Just now someone touched the building of Shiitake, and Xiao Sheng intentionally I didn't fight.

"Damn, someone is here? Just in time, Dad let him taste the taste of the squirrel," Shiitake said while walking away from the window, "Come on baby! My big squirrel is already hungry and thirsty! "

The author has something to say: I want to complain about the straight male shiitake mushroom hahaha shiitake mushroom, you will not find a girlfriend like this!