My Kill Matt Boyfriend

"You... what are you?" Gu Chuan asked in surprise.

"Smartphone!" Xu Shiming spoke clearly.

Gu Chuan was wondering whether the other party was really drunk or just pretending to be drunk, when he saw Xu Shiming put his hands on the waist of his trousers and was about to take off his trousers.

"Impossible!" Gu Chuan was shocked, and quickly pressed his hand to prevent the other party from playing hooliganism, "What are you doing?"

Xu Shiming looked innocent: "I'm a bare phone, no film."

Gu Chuan couldn't laugh or cry: "How can you be a mobile phone?"

"I am the mobile phone!" Xu Shiming was very stubborn, "Brand new bare phone!"

It seems that Xu Shiming was really drunk, otherwise how could he say such thoughtless words.Gu Chuan frowned, and had no choice but to perfunctory the other party: "Forget that you are a mobile phone, then you should go back and rest now."

"No, no!" Xu Shiming's head shook as if it was shaking, "You haven't unlocked it for me yet."

Gu Chuan glanced at him a few times and asked, "How to unlock it?"

"This way..." Xu Shiming raised his index finger, and slid along the center of the eyebrows, the tip of the nose, lips, and chin across the neck, collarbone, chest, and navel, until it stopped between his legs, which was regarded as a successful unlocking.

Gu Chuan's expression changed, he stood up and waved his sleeves: "Ridiculous!"

Xu Shiming is so drunk now that he has completely regarded himself as a smartphone. When he heard that the other party did not unlock it for him, it was okay, so he immediately rolled on the ground in a playful manner: "I don't care, I don't care, hurry up!" Tap to unlock me!"

Gu Chuan really got a headache from his quarrel, and besides, Xu Shiming was so drunk again, lying naked on the ground, it would be really bad if he didn't care about it, he thought about it, and had to frown and prepare to unlock it.

Bite the bullet and squat down, Gu Chuan stretched out an index finger and pointed at Xu Shiming's head, but he still didn't move for a long time.It stands to reason that the other party should be drunk and has no clear consciousness. Since he regards himself as a smartphone, there should be no problem with his flipping.

After thinking clearly, Gu Chuan finally made up his mind to unlock it along the route that Xu Shiming had set just now.

Fingers flicked across his lips like a superficial touch of water, like an electric shock, and a string of tingling numbness spread from the place where the two got along to Xu Shiming's whole body.

Dense goosebumps crept up quietly, and he was so shocked that he almost floated up.

Especially when the fingers stayed under the navel at the end, the other party seemed to be contemplating how to slide down, but Xu Shiming's whole body tensed up suddenly, and he was a little sober.

Gu Chuan hesitated in distress, finally gritted his teeth, quickly turned his fingers a little to the side, staggered the key position, and finally unlocked successfully.

The sensations in his whole body were pouring downwards, and with the movement of Gu Chuan's fingers, his body softened from intoxication again, and the intoxication invaded him, and he became a smartphone again.

"Now that it's unlocked, can you go to rest?" Gu Chuan asked.

"Oh..." Xu Shiming shook his head indiscriminately, "If I run out of battery, charge me quickly."

Gu Chuan's expression changed again: "Charging?"

Xu Shiming became twitchy again: "It's just to charge people, just plug in the charger and it will be fine."

Furukawa:……

After pondering for a moment, Gu Chuan stretched out his hand.

Xu Shiming was overjoyed.

I didn't expect the teacher to understand my subtext, oh my god, it seems that things will work out tonight!

Unexpectedly, Gu Chuan just stretched out his hand and patted the top of his head lightly: "It's turned off."

Xu Shiming: ...

He sat up abruptly and glared at Gu Chuan: "Failed to shut down!"

After finishing speaking, he swiped and lay down again: "I want to charge, I want a charger!"

"Since there is no electricity, it can be turned off automatically."

"Failed to shut down!" Xu Shiming scratched the wall angrily, and clapped his hands on the ground, "Failed, failed, failed!"

Shutdown has never failed, but charging failed. This time, of course, it was Xu Shiming who failed to charge. He could only run back into the room disheveled with his clothes in his arms, biting the corner of his quilt and crying.

The school will start on the second day, and Xu Shiming, Gu Chuan's family, can't stay any longer. In addition, Xu Cheng has urged him many times at this time, so Xu Shiming can only leave. Fortunately, after the school registration day, Xu Shiming was able to see Gu Chuan in the classroom again, so he didn't think there was anything wrong.

The most important thing, he believes that after last night, the relationship between him and the teacher will definitely improve by leaps and bounds. Even if nothing happens, as long as he persists and stalks him for a year or so, he can definitely win it!

Early on Monday morning, Gu Chuan got up early. He stood in front of the mirror and looked at his appearance carefully. His previous clothes were thrown away by Gu Mama, but now the clothes in the closet are all brought by Gu Mama. Ji Xiaomiao and Shen Yuanchen bought it together.

Inside his long coat was a light-colored round-neck sweater, and a dark blue scarf was wrapped around his neck. His face was clean, but very energetic.He tidied his clothes carefully again, then grabbed the briefcase beside him, turned and went out.

Today is the first day of school, and he also wants to give the students a new look.

After getting off the bus, there are already people coming and going at the school gate, the campus is very lively, the students are coming and going, and the acquaintances gather together, talking about interesting things about the winter vacation.

Gu Chuan glanced around, then went straight upstairs to his office.

There were quite a few teachers in the office, everyone was busy with their own affairs, and no one noticed him for a while. He put down his briefcase, went downstairs again, and went to the director's office.

After signing in, I found out that Song Juhua was sitting in a different seat now, wearing a down jacket, wearing old-fashioned glasses, half bald, and the remaining sparse hair was carefully combed back, trying to use the place. Support the central policy to cover up the truth of Xie Ding.

He knew this person. He used to be the deputy director of the sophomore academic affairs office, surnamed Wang, but now he was sitting in Song Juhua's place.

Gu Chuan hesitated for a moment, but couldn't help but ask, "Where's Director Song?"

Director Wang raised his eyelids: "So it's Teacher Gu. Director Song has resigned. It's been a month since the resignation report was handed in. The higher-ups asked me to fill in the vacancy temporarily."

Song Juhua actually resigned?

Gu Chuan was still a little surprised. Song Juhua could be said to be one of his few friends, and he still felt a little bit reluctant about his resignation.

"Director Song, why did he resign?"

Director Wang smiled: "When did Director Song's family become an official? It's strange to be a small teacher here. Only when you go back and enter the official career will you have a good development."

That's true, Gu Chuan thought to himself, but he also wanted to say something to the other party, and he could just call to say goodbye after class.

【group chat】

Lu Kai: It's going to be class so soon, I haven't played well yet.

Hu*: Have you written your homework yet?

Lu Kai: ...you're such a disappointment, get out of here

Song Xuebo: I just saw the old class

Wu Liuqing: Is my male god still so handsome!

Xu Shiming: 蓘蓘蓘蓘蓘蓘, dare to rob me of your spots, and all of them are sila siladi Lu Kai: Shamat boy is forbidden to talk Hu*: Okay, stop talking, class is over

As soon as the class bell rang, Gu Chuan opened the door on time, and the students looked forward to it.

He stood on the podium, gently put the textbook in his hand on the podium, and looked around the classroom, still like a king patrolling his own territory.

"Attend class."

Hu* regained his energy and quickly shouted loudly: "Stand up!"

"Hello teacher--"

Gu Chuan smiled: "Hello, classmates."

"sit down!"

"Today is the first two classes of this semester. Although I am your Chinese teacher, I am also your class teacher." Gu Chuan raised the corners of his mouth, "Therefore, the two classes do not teach book knowledge, but only talk to you, talk about it. Wouldn’t it be fun to share what you have learned and heard during the winter vacation.”

The whole class shivered in unison.

【group chat】

Wang Chuang: Damn it, the words are poisonous!

Guo Tianxing: The teacher's ability to release poison has also increased.

Lu Kai: Three times.

Hu*:?

Wu Liuqing: What three times?

Hu*: Yes, what three times, little Kaikai.

Lu Kai: Get out, don't scream so disgustingly.

Xu Shiming: The Master Smiles 3 Songs

Song Xuebo: What?

Wu Liuqing: You are so perverted, even counting this

Lu Kai: The teacher actually laughed, why do I feel so cold.

Hu*: I started to party

Song Xuebo: I have also started to square

Wu Liuqing: Everyone don't want to be square, hold me tight and don't be afraid!

Guo Tianxing: Teacher, what are you laughing at? I'm fine.

Wang Chuang: The teacher has already practiced the double-layer poisoning method, mental poisoning and physical poisoning.

Lu Kai: Don't talk nonsense, why do I think today's old class is weird.

Hu*: 1

Song Xuebo: 2

Wu Liuqing: 10086

Guo Tianxing: mobile phone number

Xu Shiming: ╁ID card number

"Do you think I was too strict before?"

Lu Kai was the first to shake his head: "No, we love Lao Ban the most!"

The whole class shivered in unison.

Xu Shiming was not far behind: "I love my teacher more than all my classmates combined!"

While talking, he waved his hands like fans.

Hu * was almost vomited on the ground by these two guys.

Lu Kai and Xu Shiming glanced at each other, and both felt that they had met the greatest enemy in their lives.

Gu Chuan also just asked casually: "Actually, the answer is not important anymore."

"Over the past year, I have seen the hard work and seriousness of the students, especially Xu Shiming, who has worked harder." Gu Chuan is very sincere, "Everyone may have despised the education system in our country, which is bloated, outdated, lengthy and rigid. , I also thought that studying is not the only way out. But this road placed in front of the students is the most equal, safest, most spacious, and the least worrying road for everyone.”

Everyone was stiff, Lao Ban, is this chicken soup for the soul?

But Xu Shiming felt a little uneasy for some reason.

"Therefore, students, don't slack off in your studies, and put your mind to it. Getting into a good university is not an explanation for your parents, but a reward for yourself."

The more Xu Shiming listened, the more he felt something was wrong. He was startled, and suddenly asked, "Teacher, what do you mean?"

Gu Chuan took a deep breath and closed the textbook in front of him.

"I have already resigned, and today I came to bid farewell to my classmates."