My Kill Matt Boyfriend

Xu Shiming blinked his eyes at the message he just sent.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahXu Shiming frantically grabbed his head and slammed it on the table!

He was obviously chatting with Han Run just now, why did he slip up and post to the wrong group? Oh my god!

【group chat】

Lu Kai: When I saw this sentence...my typing hands were trembling...

Wu Liuqing: When I saw this sentence...my typing hands were trembling...

Hu*: When I saw this sentence... my typing hands were trembling...

Song Xuebo: When I saw this sentence...my typing hands were trembling...

Xu Shiming: I was hacked just now!real!You didn't see anything!

Lucy: I see

Wu Liuqing: I understand too

Guo Tianxing: I think... I probably understand...

Hu*: What do you understand?

Lu Kai: We understand that you don't understand what we understand.

Wu Liuqing: Let me digest the shocking facts.

Xu Shiming felt that he was really unlucky today, and everything he did seemed to be going wrong.

Now he is still slipping his hands and shaking half of his affairs.

【private chat】

Xu Shiming: tat

Han Run: How could there be no news in the middle?

Xu Shiming: I swipe the wrong screen just now, and asked your question to the class.

Han Run: [lights wax]

Xu Shiming: Forget it, it’s not important, how can we develop into temptation?

Han Run: You?lure?It's not that I disdain you in my tone, I think it's better for you to be an idiot honestly.

Xu Shiming: But the book says that temptation is very popular. I think I am under a lot of competition pressure now, and if I don’t work hard, my teacher will be snatched away.

Han Run: How old is your teacher?

Xu Shiming: 27.

Han Run: [wiping sweat] Then you are under a lot of pressure, and now you have changed to the age of marriage.

Xu Shiming: So what to do! ! !

Han Run: How old are you this year?

Xu Shiming: 17 ah.

Han Run: Full year or virtual year?

Xu Shiming: One year old, why do you ask this?

Han Run: You first pursue it bravely, as long as your teacher is a little bit tempted, you will...

Xu Shiming: What, I don't understand?

Han Run: Idiot, you just cook raw rice and cook it!

Xu Shiming couldn't help closing his phone. This sentence shocked him. He touched his feverish face, his heart pounding.

What is temptation?

Gu Chuan thought to himself, originally wanted to ask Gu Xian, but last time he asked Gu Xian what it means to pick up soap, the other party seemed very unhappy with a stern face, so let's check it out by himself this time.

Opening the mobile browser, Gu Chuan typed in the word enticement, and searched for Baidu Encyclopedia.

Seduction, as the name suggests, is a small subject that intentionally or unintentionally seduces or induces an attacker in the form of temptation in terms of appearance, behavior, and actions.It can also be understood as a small feeling that inadvertently or naturally exudes a seductive atmosphere.

It seems that after the explanation, I can't understand it even more.

What is Xiaoshou?

Gu Chuan wondered if he was really too far away from the world of young people, or why he was confused about things that everyone seemed to understand.

Gu Chuan, who has always felt that he is thirsty for knowledge, should naturally understand this matter, but when he was about to find out, Yu Xianling had something to ask him, and when he finished his work here, he would lure him , Xiaoshou and other incomprehensible entries are forgotten.

When I returned home after studying at night, the family was still awake, and a group of people were sitting on the sofa choosing the style of the invitation.

"I think this looks better." Gu Xian pointed at it.

"No, no, it's so simple." Mama Gu was unwilling and insisted on choosing a bright one.

Gu Xian curled her lips: "Mom, you are already married twice, why do you want such a festive color?"

"Don't mistake your second marriage for marriage." Mother Gu rapped on Gu Xian's head, "Go away, I want to pick with Chen Yuan."

With a smile still on Shen Chenyuan's face, he stretched out his hand to push Gu Xian away: "Okay, let's play with your brother."

Gu Chuan had black lines on his face.

"By the way, Chuanchuan." Gu Xian came over, "Look here."

"Huh?" Gu Chuan subconsciously turned his head and looked over.

With a "click", Gu Xian pressed the shutter.

"What are you doing?" Gu Chuan frowned.

"Don't worry, it's not for your blind date." Gu Xian touched his nose, feeling a little like there is no silver 300 taels here.

"Didn't you say you won't give me blind dates in the future?" Gu Chuan asked.

"Mom said you are too slow..." Gu Xian coughed, "Everyone is also thinking about your life's major events."

"Speaking of this, I think of a joke." Shen Chenyuan said with a smile, "At the age of 20, parents told their children to find an excellent girl who is worthy of you. When they were 25, parents said to their children, find a Bring back a filial girl. At the age of 30, the parents tell the child to find a girl and come back. When the child reaches 35, the parents say, no matter male or female, they should be brought back, as long as they can breathe.”

After he finished speaking, he laughed happily with Gu Mama, but Gu Xian and Gu Chuan looked blank, not knowing what the point of the smile was.

"You two have a really good laugh." Shen Chenyuan finished laughing, and seeing that the two of them didn't react at all, he was a little bored.

Mama Gu said: "Chuan Chuan is 27 now, and in a few years I can say that both men and women should be brought back, as long as they can breathe."

What she said seemed to mean something, but Gu Chuan couldn't understand it now, so he had to go to the bathroom.

"Mom, what did you mean just now?" Gu Xian seemed to have discovered something, taking advantage of Gu Chuan's absence, he sneaked up to ask.

Shen Chenyuan pricked up his ears.

"It's not interesting." Mama Gu blinked her eyes, but she was innocent, she asked back, "It's the joke just now, what do you think is so interesting?"

At this moment, Shen Chenyuan's cell phone rang, he took it out and took a look, his expression changed slightly, and he concealed it again.

"Auntie, Brother Xianxian, I'm going to answer the phone." He nodded and left, leaving the two of them staring at each other.

"I think the reason for Chen Yuan's return is not simple." Mama Gu and Gu Xian got together to gossip non-stop.

Gu Xian rubbed his chin inscrutablely: "Maybe it's to hide the peach blossom debt."

"It's possible." Mother Gu rubbed her chin like Gu Xian, and nodded frequently, "Chen Yuan is so good, but he doesn't have a girlfriend. Why do you think this is?"

"mom."

"Ok?"

"I think you can bring one more person with you on your next blind date."

"A blind date?" Shen Chenyuan was stunned.

"Yes, you can be with Chuan Chuan." Mama Gu nodded.

Shen Chenyuan smiled bitterly: "Auntie, stop making fun of me, I won't go on a blind date."

"You see you are the same age as Chuan Chuan, why don't you have a girlfriend yet?"

When this matter was mentioned, Shen Chenyuan's eyes flickered a little: "I haven't met anyone who closed their eyes."

"You can take care of your own affairs. Auntie doesn't have to ask you to go on a blind date." Mother Gu touched Shen Chenyuan's head, "I just think that you and Chuanchuan are not young anymore. Although getting married is not the only purpose, but After all, you need to find someone to accompany you.”

"I know." Shen Chenyuan nodded, with a warm smile on his face.

Mama Gu went on to say: "Actually, I usually have a lot of things to do. I have my own job and work from nine to five every day. If Chuanchuan was not my child, I wouldn't worry about it like this. Uncle Wang is married, Chuan Chuan is alone with no one to accompany him, so he thinks about blind date for him all day long."

"Mom, you don't have to worry about me." Gu Chuan walked over, put the tea cup in his hand on the table and reached out to hold Mama Gu's palm.His palm is much bigger than Mama Gu's and can completely wrap the other's small palm. He whispered, "If there is someone I like, I will definitely bring it back."

"Yeah." Mama Gu sighed, "I'm relieved with your words, I'm worthy of the emotional drama I played here for a long time."

Gu Xian: ...

"I'm going back to sleep." Gu Chuan shook off Mama Gu's palm, turned and entered his bedroom.

After taking a shower, Gu Chuan sat on the bed wrapped in pajamas, opened a book casually, and felt his phone vibrate after a while, and the caller ID showed Xu Shiming.

"Don't you go to bed so late?" Gu Chuan felt that he was more familiar with Xu Shiming, who was like his younger brother, and his tone was not alienated from the beginning, but became more casual.

"Hey, old class." Xu Shiming smirked, remembering his business, "I have a problem and I can't do it."

"What question?" Gu Chuan brushed the wet hair in front of his eyes, a little unaccustomed to it dangling in front of his eyes.

"It's a few questions. It's a bit too strenuous to talk over the phone. Teacher, do you have a Penguin number?"

"Yes." Gu Chuan replied casually, reporting his Penguin number once, and the other party added it immediately, "If there is a problem, what's wrong with talking on the phone?"

"Some words, I don't know the formula very well." Xu Shiming said, smiling evilly, and sent a video invitation to the other party.

"Huh? Video?" A video call request came from Gu Chuan's mobile phone. He paused, got up and got out of bed, "Wait a minute, I'll turn on the computer."

"Okay, okay." Xu Shiming suppressed his excitement and nodded repeatedly.

Earlier Han Run said that he could not do seduction, Xu Shiming felt that he was not convinced, why he couldn't do it, why he couldn't do it, look down on him, he will try it tonight!

Xu Shiming once again tore off the collar of his pajamas a little bit, exposing the clavicle/bone.

He remembered that the book said that the clavicle/bone is very attractive to Xiao Gong, so exposing the clavicle/bone is a very necessary thing.

He looked down at his clothes, was it too stretched?It seems to be a little bit, will the teacher find out that he did it on purpose?But seeing that the teacher is usually so dull, it shouldn't be possible, forget it, let it be, just let it be.

Xu Shiming tore his collar back and forth for a long time, but he was still about to expose his collarbone.

"Okay." Before the phone hung up, Gu Chuan landed on his penguin and said, "How do I send a video invitation?"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Xu Shiming felt that his collar/bone was going to be hungry/thirsty!