A certain CV that is not noble and glamorous

After taking textbooks and mobile phone, Shen Qingchuan went to class after not staying in the dormitory for long.

Business English is boring and tedious. Lecturers often show scene videos for them to learn dialogues. Shen Qingchuan often watches them once and doesn’t want to watch them a second time.

Although rote memorization of English is effective, it is not very effective, and memorizing too much will damage the brain cells.

Shen Qingchuan's spoken English is good, thanks to the fact that the foreigners in Shen's father's company communicated with him in English every day for a certain period of time.

After Shen Qingchuan memorized the main knowledge points of this class, he took a short errand to find old words to chat.

Qingchuan: Teacher, my clothes left at your house

Lu Ci: It's okay, I'll throw it in the washing machine and wash it for you

Qing Chuan: Okay, then I’ll come to you to get it when I’m free.

Lu Ci: good

Shen Qingchuan felt the gaze from the stage, looked up, pretended to pick up the book, then lowered his head and continued to send messages.

Qingchuan: Business English is a bit boring, there is still half an hour to finish class

Lu Ci: Listen to the class carefully.

It is estimated that Shen Qingchuan knew that he should be in class without saying old words, and Shen Qingchuan only showed his identity as a teacher by mentioning him.

The lecturer is talking eloquently on the podium, and the students are sleeping and distracted below. Although the university is not as strict as in high school, the lecturer should be very helpless in his heart.

Qingchuan: Teacher, some students deserted during your class~

Lu Ci: It's normal, there are always a few poor students in a class

When Shen Qingchuan saw this, he felt that there was something in it.

Qingchuan: I am not a poor student →_→

It's just that listening to boring classes is not as interesting as chatting with the teacher.

But the old words didn't cooperate anymore, as if to make Shen Qingchuan listen to the class well, Shen Qingchuan didn't reply to the old words that Shen Qingchuan sent.

Shen Qingchuan sent several funny expressions in succession, but got no reply.Shen Qingchuan sent a "hmph" to express that he was arrogant, so he had no choice but to close the WeChat chat box.

Shen Qingchuan opened QQ again, and poked at Jiuci's profile picture.

He Chuan: Old Ci, is your recording ready?I want to have a concert tonight

Shen Qingchuan murmured silently in his heart for ten seconds, and had no choice but to put the phone aside and listen to the class seriously. From time to time, he glanced at the phone with nostalgic eyes, hoping that the screen would flash.

During the break between classes, Shen Qingchuan received the QQ message of Jiu Ci, and at the same time, he also sent the audio. Shen Qingchuan couldn't wait to receive it on his mobile phone. He didn't find the earphones in his backpack, so he snatched the earphones on Yan Wei's ears. come over.

The file is quite large, and it took a long time to download the audio due to the weak traffic, and the class bell rang.However, his position is close to the corner of the wall, and the earphone is only worn on one ear, so it is not easy for the lecturer to find him.

Maybe the old words recorded ordinary passages and Zhengtai's words separately. The first half is full of upright youth voices, and in the second half, an immature child's voice suddenly pops up.

If he didn't know that this was an old diction, Shen Qingchuan would have mistakenly thought that it was indeed recorded by a child.

It's just so...cute!

"Grandpa, grandpa, what's on the other side of the mountain?"

……

"Could you find your parents if you cross the mountain?"

……

"Grandpa, grandpa, it's Chinese New Year, why don't mom and dad come back?"

……

"woo woo woo woo."

Shen Qingchuan felt that he was really turning into a wretched and perverted sorghum, and wanted to hold this lady in his arms and pinch his face.

But because it was in a classroom, he had to control his facial expressions.

Shen Qingchuan immediately typed the old words on QQ.

He Chuan: Have you ever acted as Zhengtai in a drama before?

Old term: matched

At least there is no drama that Shen Qingchuan went down from the resource building, the Zhengtai tone of the old speech would not make Shen Qingchuan think that it was the old speech.In a drama, it is not uncommon for one CV to be subdivided into N extras, and the voice-changing system is so powerful that the audience will mistakenly think that they are deaf.

He Chuan: Da Da, I don’t listen to many dramas. Could it be that you are wearing a vest?

Old term: um

The old words didn't directly refer to his vest, Shen Qingchuan thought that the old words were for him to guess by himself, right?Going through so many radio dramas one by one is a bit like finding a needle in a haystack.But he also thought of a problem.Since the old Ci is wearing a vest to match the wife, wouldn't he be forced to take off the vest if he let the old Ci's voice out in YY?

Believe it or not, there must be audiences who have heard the old repertoire of Zhengtai voice dramas.The audience's ears are open.

Shen Qingchuan told Jiuci about his concerns, and after another thought, he felt that if Jiuci minded, he would not have agreed to be recorded in the first place.

Old saying: It doesn’t matter, I don’t have many matches. At that time, the audience thought that I was a fake girl. Most of the male characters in the online supporting circle were fake girls. This is probably because they have an advantage in the voice line.In this way, the Little Pink Forum once posted a post discussing the cute Zhengtai or Lori voice in the play.Among them, the most popular one is Nengloli and Nengzhengtai, whose original tone is Yujieyin.

Shen Qingchuan felt that the vest of the old speech should also be in it, after all, there are only so many people who match children in the online matching circle.

Shen Qingchuan trusted his ears, especially the voice of the old words.He listened to the voice recorded for him by the old Ci again, memorized the characteristics of the voice, and then went to the forum to find the post.

The audience and netizens were so awesome, they even posted the online audio link, saving Shen Qingchuan the trouble of searching by himself.

Shen Qingchuan went in one link after another, and he also covered the other ear with his hand that could only hear the lecturer's chatter.

Suddenly, Shen Qingchuan's eyes lit up, and he sat upright.He confirmed it several times before going to type the old words.

River: Black Forest Petit Cake

This is a vest, and it is so cute.

Old words: you know?

He Chuan: I tried to look for it, but I didn’t expect to hit it, I’m so good <(￣︶￣)>

Old term: um

Shen Qingchuan's excited smile could not be concealed on his face, it was a pure nympho smile in the eyes of others.

He Chuan: Xiaoci likes to eat black forest?

Old saying: I really like to eat sweet things

Shen Qingchuan searched the surrounding delicacies with his mobile phone, and there happened to be a newly opened dessert shop, and the Black Forest was one of the specialties of the shop.

The reviews are also good.

Qingchuan: Teacher, there is a new dessert shop opened on Wutong Road. I want to eat it. Come with me on weekends. Let Shen Qingchuan put on the identity of a good student and warmly invite the teacher to taste delicious food together.Shen Qingchuan originally thought that the reply to the old remark would be slow, but it didn't take long before he sent it.

Lu Ci: OK

He Chuan: I also like desserts. We have a newly opened restaurant here. I plan to try it with my friends. I will send you a photo when the time comes. Your old words: OK [smile]

He Chuan: ...

Teacher, obviously you can be a normal person, but you have to suffer from schizophrenia.Simple, simple way of life.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for scaring me to hold my chicken tightly, a reader who read a book, and waiting for salary for the mine thrown by QAQ