If I don't change my career, I will be forced to become the Fourth Emperor

It is not difficult to invade the spiritual realm of bigmom, after all, they are in a state of rampage now, and there is no defense at all.

It is also very simple to create food for her. Needless to say, my physical illusion was created for food from the beginning.But at this time, I thought, if I directly use illusion to solve it here, the deterrent effect will be even greater.

So I directly let the other party eat what I wanted in the dream... Although I also saw some strange things, such as singing trees, flowers and plants, and the sun, as well as a group of singing and dancing children and a nun dress up people.

It seems to be the person in the picture that bigmom puts on the table every tea party.

This scene is too much like Disney's cult version of horror, I didn't dare to wait for a long time, and immediately exited the other party's dream after completing the task.

And bigmom fell down after eating.

This reaction may be different from the usual bigmom's reaction after eating food to relieve eating cravings, and her children are quite excited.Of course, not the good kind.

"Witch! What did you do to Mom?!" Someone asked me.

Then, what responded to her was big mom's thunderous snoring.

For a while, the scene was a little awkward.

"Uh...it's okay, she'll be fine when she wakes up." I made an OK gesture and returned to my own side, "This can be regarded as one of my abilities...Since we are married, let's give each other Have more trust."

"What ability did you use on your mother?"

"Hmm... just let her have a sweet dream." I looked at Katakuri who stopped me again, "Although it's fine for me to stay here and wait for Lingling to wake up...but if you want to stop me, you can stop me If so, where should I put my face? Or..."

My eyes sank: "Do you think you can stop me?"

"No, I don't think so." Charlotte Katakuri put away her weapon and took a step forward, "You will take Praline with you when you leave, right?"

"That's right, since Pralinie is married, she should go with us. After all, there will be a welcome banquet for the newlyweds on Fishman Island."

"Hey—really—" Praline looked happy, showing a smile, a mouthful of beautiful shark teeth.

And Aladdin in her arms looked a little uncomfortable: "Pralini, you hug me too tightly..."

Katakuri didn't have any opinion on this situation, but slowly said: "In that case... I'll send Praline over there."

I have no objection to this proposal.After all, he should be able to receive the news that bigmom woke up halfway through.

It's good that Pralinie has a brother to marry.

"Can this trick be used in normal times?" Akiko asked me on the way back.

"No, she's usually not that good in the spiritual realm." I've also considered this point, "And once she has cravings, she makes too much noise... What's more, according to her personality, the red history text should be It's locked. Although if it wasn't for someone with the fruit ability to make the lock, it won't be a big problem for me to unlock it."

"But the follow-up is a problem, right? After bigmom got angry, and her huge power... After all, their territory is called [Wan Guo]." Akiko directly said what I was worried about, and vetoed, "Let's think about a way .”

"Well... I have a question." Yoruichi raised his paw and said, "Now Charlotte Katakuri came with us, right?"

"Well, yes. Don't worry about this. He is quite rational and has a big picture. If he knows that Big Mom is fine, he should return after delivering Praline."

"I'm not worried about this." Ye Yi still raised his paws high, "I mean, will there be an illusion that the other party sent you here to marry him?"

I laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, how is it possible! And he is one of the three generals under bigmom, right? Who can I marry, me?"

"..." Jingzi and Yeyi expressed their thoughts silently with their eyes.

My smile gradually disappeared: "...Isn't it? Do you really think so?"

Then I am too wronged!It's just that the relationship with bigmom is a little bit better and they are also the four emperors. Is it necessary to have a double-digit husband like the other party? !

"But he's not black-haired, so he shouldn't be misunderstood, right?"

"that's true."

"...Hey! Although I've said it several times, I still have to say it again and again. Although I like black hair, I only like Ace!" I said righteously, and after a few seconds of silence, I spoke righteously. Add the second half of the sentence, "There is still Akiko!"

"...get rid of me."

"Hey—Akiko, you are so ruthless—"

bigmom woke up very quickly, almost as soon as we left, the other party woke up and called.

It's just that when the other party called me, it still sounded a little crazy like before: [It's really delicious wagashi... It would be great if I could eat it again.That's your ability? 】

"Yes, I gave you a sweet dream, did you sleep well?"

【Well, it's good... I saw you all again...】bigmom said with regret, 【It would be nice if you were a man...】

"Hahahaha, if I were a man, would you want to marry your daughter to me to win me over?"

【No, if you are a man, I will make you my husband~ Our children will definitely be strong~~~】

"...No, no, no! Don't, don't, don't! It's not necessary, it's really unnecessary!" I was so scared that I got goosebumps.

To be honest, I was fine before bigmom sieged me, and I didn't think it was a problem when cravings broke out, but now I am really scared.

After I hung up the phone, I looked at Akiko and Yeyi, who were staggering from laughter because of the conversation just now, and suddenly felt sad—they didn't understand my suffering at all... If you are the one proposed by bigmom , can you still laugh!

"Stop laughing! This is obviously a very sad thing!"

"Hahahaha I'm sorry, sorry. But did you still think about illusion and sneak out to play as a man?"

"...No, I never said it." Even if I said it before, I didn't dare to say it this time.My expression became serious, "If I were a boy, I must be an arsonist. There will definitely be a bunch of beautiful sisters who will fall in love with me, but I don't know which one to choose and stay single."

"Isn't it?" Akiko stopped laughing, rolled her eyes, and said unceremoniously, "I think if you were a boy, maybe I would want them all, and then be assassinated by women from all walks of life."

"No, I believe that the male me will be able to balance well!" I thought about it, and thought it was really possible—maybe my own brother is like this.

Jingzi was dumbfounded: "You really have confidence... I don't even know what to scold you..."

"uh-huh!"

"I'm not complimenting you—"

Because of this episode, I quickly adjusted my mental state, and when Charlotte Katakuri came to leave after her marriage, I showed a serious expression and warned: "Be more respectful to me." One point, remember, you almost called me dad."

Charlotte Katakuri: "...???"

"Hmph! Just go back and ask your mother!" I said majesticly, and then pulled Akiko away who was holding back her laughter until her face turned red.

On Murloc Island, everyone is ready to celebrate.

Pralinie even came up to pour wine for me: "Thank you, Master Qiansaki, for finding someone for me according to my request. I am very satisfied."

"Where~~Welcome to our family~~"

Shirahoshi also came this time, and searched back and forth, and finally came to my side, showing a hesitant expression: "Did Jotaro-sama not come? Is the injury still not healed? Is it really all right?"

During the series of three questions from the other party, I put down the unusually huge wine glass in my hand: "Don't worry, he is fine. But you, were you scared before?"

"I'm fine, Jotaro-sama protected me..." Seemingly thinking of the past, Shirahoshi became teary-eyed, "But Jotaro-sama was seriously injured..."

"He's fine! He's very strong! He didn't come this time because he doesn't like this kind of occasion." He even revived with full blood and started to write "Sea King Observation Diary"... I comforted, "It's too late I'll let him visit you in two days, what do you think?"

Shirahoshi wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Really? Wouldn't it be better if I went to see Jotaro-sama?"

"Huh? If you want to come and play, of course you can! You are welcome anytime!"

"But the father's side..."

"Don't worry! I'll talk about it!" After I finished speaking, I suddenly had a feeling that I was Jotaro's parent, and if other children wanted to come to play with Jotaro, as a parent, I would guarantee to find him Parents talk and have a sense of sight.

King Neptune is sitting next to me. After all, in terms of my current status, it is impossible for me to be in the next seat.

After I explained my intention, the other party showed a little hesitation.

"Is there any difficulty?"

King Neptune showed embarrassment: "Mr. Archer should have told you about Shirahoshi's identity..."

"Well, yes." I looked puzzled, "So what?"

King Neptune was taken aback for a moment, and cautiously said, "You mean..."

"Shirahoshi is Shirahoshi, whether it's for me or for my ribbon pirates." I raised my glass and said with a smile, "I don't lack any weapons, but I lack beautiful little mermaids. elder sister."

King Neptune's expression suddenly relaxed, and he raised his wine glass to clink with me.

"But Bai Xing can't marry him."

"Hahaha Jotaro and Shirahoshi are just friends!"

"I mean marry you."

"...Isn't it? Are you even teasing me, Neptune?"

The author has something to say:

Bigmom and Xiaoqian, one dares to think and the other dares to climb along the pole.

I always think that bigmom ate the nun (...) and then merged with the nun's part...She was quite innocent when she was a child...including the time when Wano country lost her memory...it's not the classic fairy tale feeling at all...