[Thunderbolt] Don't give up treatment

The bright moon does not return to Shen Bihai, and the white clouds are full of sadness.

Pavilions with painted screens, carved railings and jade buildings, surrounded by flowers and fragrant fragrances, like a fairyland on earth, the bright moon never returns and sinks again ushering in new visitors.

"Little friend Huai, this is my residence, the bright moon never returns to sink."

Very Jun looked at Lu Zhihuai with a smile in his eyes, and the emerald on his forehead added a bit of gentleness and elegance to him.

"Juejun, you're back!"

Following a vigorous voice, a red-haired, black-faced boy ran from the attic to the two of them holding a bamboo tube.

"Huh, Jue Jun, is she?" Xi Yan'er looked puzzled.

"Xi Yan'er, this is Miss Xiaohuai, and also my new friend." Jun Fei smiled slightly, and then introduced to Lu Zhihuai, "He is the Xi Yan'er I told you about."

"So you are Xi Yan'er, I have admired you for a long time!" Lu Zhihuai did not show any strangeness to Xi Yan'er's appearance, but said to him very warmly, "Mr. Hearing said, your cooking skills are very good? I don't know Do I have the honor to taste your craft?"

"Since you are Juejun's friend, then of course it's fine." Xi Yan'er is still a child at heart, and she was very happy to see that Lu Zhihuai seemed to be about the same age as her, "It just so happened that I have researched a few new dishes, and I'm going to eat them today. Let you and Juejun taste it!"

"Can I see how you cook?" Lu Zhihuai asked with interest, "I also want to learn how to cook."

"Of course, you come with me."

Very Jun couldn't help crying and laughing as he watched the two children walk towards the kitchen talking to themselves, and completely left him aside: "Oh, it seems that I can only make tea by myself first."

In the kitchen, the voices of two people asking and answering came from time to time.

"what is this?"

"This is a steamer, used to steam rice."

"So it's a steamer...then what is this?"

"This is Li, which is used for cooking."

"Why is the name so weird... Hey Xi Yaner, is the stuff in your pot mushy? I saw it turning black!"

"That's normal, by the way, help me add some water to it."

"Okay, how much? Are these enough?"

"Enough... wait! No! That's not water! Stop it!"

boom--

Xi Yan'er: "..." What did you do just now?

Lu Zhihuai: "..." Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?

The very gentleman who came over after feeling something was wrong: "..." Did you blow up my kitchen?

Lu Zhihuai said with embarrassment with a blackened face: "Jue Jun, I'm sorry, your kitchen... seems to have been killed."

"It's okay." Looking at her black face, which was the same as Xi Yan'er, Mr. Fei smiled and said, "I can fix it."

As soon as he finished speaking, he waved his sleeves, and the light yellow long sleeves embroidered with plum blossoms swept across the messy kitchen, and the surroundings became completely new in an instant.

Xi Yan'er sighed: "I originally thought that there would be no one other than Jue Jun who would blow up the kitchen, but I didn't expect your lethality to be on par with Jue Jun."

The very gentleman covered his forehead: "Xi Yaner!"

"Huh?" Lu Zhihuai looked at Fei Jun in disbelief, "Jue Jun is also a kitchen killer?"

"That's right." Xi Yan'er complained without losing face, "You don't think Jue Jun is very knowledgeable about food, but once you really let him cook...it's terrible."

Very Jun said helplessly: "Because I gave all my culinary talent to you."

Xi Yan'er couldn't stop laughing: "Jue Jun will make excuses for himself, okay, okay, you go outside and wait, don't come to trouble me again."

"Ahem, then I'll go clean up myself too." Lu Zhihuai also guessed that he must be disgraced now.

Very Jun turned around and led the way: "The guest room is here, come with me, little friend."

Lu Zhihuai washed his face in the guest room, and changed into a set of clean light green clothes from the closet.

The girl in the mirror turned her head slightly, and her white hair was fixed into a pair of ponytails by two short silver butterfly-shaped hairpins. She paired it with a fresh and elegant light green dress, which was extraordinarily cute.

After a hearty lunch, Lu Zhihuai looked at Xi Yan'er with almost glowing eyes.

"Xi Yan'er, your craftsmanship is too good." She held Xi Yan'er's hand and suggested sincerely, "You cook here, does Jue Jun pay you? If not, should you consider changing jobs?" Ah? If there is, I will pay double, you come with me!"

"Cough, cough, cough." The very gentleman who was poached in front of the wall smiled wryly, "This is indeed my negligence, Xi Yaner, is your usual pocket money enough?"

"Enough." Xi Yan'er scratched her head, "Xiaohuai, I don't want to leave Juejun, if you like the food I cook, you can come over anytime in the future, and I'll make you whatever you want."

"It's... okay." Lu Zhihuai sighed regretfully.

Jun Fei hurriedly changed the subject and said, "I recently got a new kind of fruit, and the drink made by grinding it is very delicious, do you want to try it?"

"Huh?" Lu Zhihuai, who was distracted by the description of Wei Jun, didn't see Xi Yan'er's sudden change of face and eyes desperately giving her hints, but said interestedly, "Okay, to be praised so much by Jue Jun , must be delicious."

After getting a positive answer from the other party, the very gentleman immediately placed a brand new set of utensils on the table, as well as a porcelain jar filled with black powder.

Seeing that her new acquaintance did not receive her danger hints at all, Xi Yan'er covered her eyes almost in despair, unable to bear to see the other's expression after drinking.

At this moment, a Qinglang poem suddenly came from the sky, accompanied by a blue and white flowing figure, leisurely falling into the moon that does not return.

"Immortal Clothes Mianyun Bilan Robe, with a chic skirt and fluttering sleeves. The jade ink is comfortable and the spring is brewing, and it is easy to walk and sit."

Tianji smiled and said with a masterful posture: "I haven't visited the trace for a long time, the moon has not returned to sink, it is still empty and quiet like yesterday...Huh?" He suddenly moved his nose slightly, sniffed the air, and his lofty posture collapsed in an instant Exhausted, "It's a bit more... a subtle taste."

"Ha." Very Jun was very happy, with a clear smile in his voice, "Tianji, you came at the right time, and I am about to invite my little friend to taste the good things I found."

"The product of the very gentleman must be the very thing. It seems that I have a good taste." Tianji smiled and looked at the petite figure sitting opposite the very gentleman, "Is it you?!"

"En?" Jun Fei was slightly taken aback, "You two know each other?"

Lu Zhihuai: "I don't know."

Tianji: "Of course I know."

The two looked at each other, then changed their words instantly.

Lu Zhihuai: "I know."

Tianji: "I don't know."

"..." Very Jun shook his head and smiled wryly, "Do you two know each other or not?"

Lu Zhihuai said helplessly: "Then let's get to know each other barely."

Tianji was dissatisfied and said: "What is reluctance? I was almost killed by you back then!"

Lu Zhihuai asked suspiciously, "Then are you dead?"

Tianji choked for a moment: "...No."

Lu Zhihuai had a cold face: "That's fine, it's almost, but it's not already."

Tianji snorted coldly: "...Hmph, I am a great genius, so I don't care about a child."

"Okay, you two, why don't you drink two cups of the Great Sacred Fruit to get rid of your anger, and then shake hands and make peace." Mr. Fei brought two cups of brown drinks to the two of them at the right time, with a look of expectation on his face, "Tianji, don't care about you What do you want me to do, let's talk after drinking this cup first."

The two took the cups from Mr. Fei, and Xi Yan'er shook her head desperately at the two of them behind Mr. Fei.

Lu Zhihuai still didn't notice Xi Yan'er's hint, because she felt nostalgic for the familiar aroma coming out of the cup, so she looked as usual and even drank it with a hint of enjoyment.

Seeing Xi Yan'er's actions, Tianji was slightly taken aback, but he still smiled and said, "Then I will be disrespectful."

However, after drinking a cup of the Great Sacred Fruit, Tianji couldn't help showing an expression of eating shit.

He tried his best to control his expression not to be too distorted, then glanced at Xi Yan'er who had given him a hint earlier, and signaled with his eyes: 【What the hell is this? ! 】

Xi Yan'er spread out her hands and made a helpless expression: [I heard it's monkey shit. 】

Tianji: "..." It's really shit... Vomit!

He couldn't help but rubbed his forehead: [Very gentleman's taste is really extraordinary. 】

Very Jun asked expectantly: "What do you two think?"

Tianji coughed twice, forced a smile and said: "This thing should only exist in the sky, how often do you hear it in the world, my friend is worthy of the name of a very gentleman, even the things he drinks are very special."

Lu Zhihuai praised sincerely: "The taste is mellow and full of aftertaste."

Tian Ji and Xi Yan'er suddenly looked at her when they heard the words, and showed expressions of disbelief at the same time.

Very Jun Yue smiled: "You two really know the goods, don't underestimate its blackness, this kind of holy fruit is more precious than those produced by civet cats, it is not only refreshing, it is also popular among foreigners to give each other on special days It’s also a status symbol.”

"I specially prepared two bags of black gold beans. I originally wanted to give each of you and Diming a share. I hope the war between heaven and earth can end soon and the human world will be peaceful again. But for now, let's give it to you and little friend Huai. I will give it to him next time."

"You really took great pains." Tianji sighed, "It's just right, I came to you to talk to you about this matter, and I plan to heal the injury with Diming."

"Oh?" Very Jun was a little surprised, "You...you can trust him?"

"Of course I can't believe it, so we need two notaries on the scene." Tian Ji explained, "These two must also be top experts."

"I can tell by the look in your eyes that one of them must be me." Very Jun said helplessly.

Tianji grinned: "Those who can do more work, I plan to find Fengtian for the other one."

"Okay." Very Jun sighed, "Then I'll invite Di Ming to see if he's willing to go."

"I'll go." Lu Zhihuai who was silent on the side suddenly said, "Anyway, I'm going back to find him."

"That's good." Tianji suddenly told her, "Then you go back and remember to make a cup of Great Sacred Fruit for him to drink, so that he can clear his head, and do less things that are harmful to nature, which is considered a merit. By the way, I The bag of black gold beans I gave you is also given to you."

Lu Zhihuai recalled Tianji's appearance after drinking, and couldn't help but move her eyes, hey, she also wanted to see what kind of expression Diming would have after drinking.

So she happily took the bag of black gold beans from Tianji: "No problem."

Jun Fei watched the two of them finish their discussion, and then suggested: "It's still early, why don't I make another cup for you to taste?"

Lu Zhihuai frowned: "Okay."

The corner of Tianji's mouth twitched: "No, no, I have to rush to find Fengtian, why don't I bring Fengtian to drink with me next time."

Very Jun nodded with a smile and said, "Why not."

"Then let's meet at Yaoyao Zhiming, please." After Tianji finished speaking hastily, he left immediately without waiting for Mr. Fei's reply.

Jun Fei was stunned for a moment, then looked at Lu Zhihuai: "Do you still drink, little friend?"

Lu Zhihuai smiled and handed out the cup: "Of course."

The author has something to say: Notes:

甑 (zèng): An ancient pottery vessel for steaming rice.There are many steam-permeable holes at the bottom, which are placed on the ge for steaming, just like a modern steamer.

鬲 (lì): an ancient cooker, a pot used for cooking or frying.Its shape is generally extravagant (outwardly inclined mouth), with three hollow feet, which is convenient for cooking and heating.

……

Xi Yan'er: Jue Jun, please put up a sign at the kitchen door in the future.

Very Jun: What?

Xi Yan'er: Xiaohuai and Juejun are not allowed to enter.

Lu Zhihuai & Very Jun: ...

……

Mo Qingchi: Master, we also need to put up a sign at the entrance of the kitchen.

Yu Li Jing: Huh?

Mo Qingchi: Lu Zhihuai and Sui are not allowed to enter for no reason.

Lu Zhihuai & Su Wuyuan: ...

Congratulations to the three who have won the kitchen killer world achievement.

……

Tianji (brings out the great holy fruit drink): Come on, Diming, let's drink together with shit.

Earth Ming: ...

The two of heaven and earth are still trying to hurt each other today. 【Smile.jpg】