devil's son

"Dongzai, take another picture from this angle, pay attention to the surrounding light, and pay attention to the angle of shooting." Ah Huang lay on the long wooden chair, took a deep breath and tightened his fat belly, and looked up at the fattest 45 degrees with his fat face The afterglow of the setting sun is bright and sad.

After Dongsheng clicked twice and took the photo, it jumped up and jumped onto Dongsheng's shoulder, meowing: "Show me meow~"

Dong Sheng flicked through the group of photos he just took, and said expressionlessly, "You're too fat."

She is ten catties fatter on camera, no matter how hard Ah Huang tries, what Dong Sheng shoots is always a petty bourgeoisie... Fat meow, bright and sad little expression makes people feel inexplicably happy.

"Fart, there is something wrong with your photography skills! It's as bad as your painting!" Ah Huang rolled his eyes, "Dong Zai, buy me a selfie stick. I want a selfie stick. I'll take pictures myself!"

Dong Sheng mercilessly pushed away Ah Huang's obsequious and fat meow face with his palm, "You can't have both grilled fish and a selfie stick, you can figure it out. Grandpa told you to spend less time online and practice more."

Ah Huang looked at Dong Sheng with a broken heart, "Dong Zai, you have changed, you don't love me anymore, meow?"

Dongsheng ignored Ahuang Shabao at all, "Do you want to post the photos you just took on Weibo? If you don't post them, I will leave. I have something to do later."

"Fa Fa Fa, you must." Ah Huang crawled onto Dongsheng's lap. Its fat claws are not as flexible as human fingers, and it can type on a computer keyboard. The screen of the mobile phone is too small. It can take pictures at the same time There are so many keys, I can’t type at all, and it’s not easy to do finer operations, so I can only command Dongsheng to upload photos for it with voice commands, “This one, this one, and this one, wait, this head The angle is wrong, the tail in this picture is not well photographed..."

As a fat cat who likes to pretend to be smug and has a little difficulty in choosing, Ah Huang picked and picked for a long time before choosing nine photos that were barely satisfactory, "Okay, please help me to say something again, 'My Emperor Your Majesty: Regarding the importance of having a shit-shoveling officer who can take pictures, I want to be quiet, and don't ask me who Jing Jing is.'”

In addition to sending Ahuang Weibo, Dongsheng also used his mobile phone every day when Zheng Yunyao called him or sent him WeChat. He usually kept it in his pocket and seldom took it out to play. Holding the phone for hours.Dongsheng also had very few contacts on his cell phone. Except for Zheng Yunyao, Liang Jian and Yu Tong, they were basically classmates and teachers. Unless someone else contacted him, he almost never took the initiative to contact anyone.

Although he seldom played, Dongsheng's typing speed was not slow, and he typed up what A Huang asked him to post in two or three strokes, and he also added a line below it by the way.

Shit Shovel Officer: Is it my fault for being fat?

Before Ah Huang could react, Dong Sheng clicked the send button. When Ah Huang found out, there was already a row of fans leaving messages below.

Miaomiao: I don’t blame you, I don’t blame you, the excrement shovel officer exposed a photo, and I don’t blame you if you look better than His Majesty.

Love meows all my life: Every time I see His Majesty's sad face, I can't help but want to laugh, I can't, let me laugh for 5 minutes first.

Fish who fell in love with cats: Frankly speaking, Your Majesty, you have been around for a long time.

……

In just a few minutes, there were over a thousand comments, and most of them were discussing His Majesty's half-month issue.

"Bastard! Friends are exhausted!" Ah Huang was so angry that he jumped off Dongsheng's lap and pointed his fat butt at him.

Dimples loomed at the corners of Dongsheng's mouth, he slowly put the phone into his pocket, and said: "Soon, Zheng Yunyao is coming over, we are going to a fish farm to have a whole fish banquet, I heard that their sweet and sour fish, Boiled fish, chopped pepper fish head, and steamed fish are all excellent, and there are special fish balls and fish cakes.” When he was about to go to bed last night, Zheng Yunyao sent him a bunch of pictures of the whole fish feast, which made him feel crazy. I eat fish in my dreams at night, and my pillow is wet when I wake up in the morning.

Ah Huang sucked his saliva, and said with great backbone: "I'm losing weight, I won't go!"

"Really not going? Then I'll go."

Ah Huang waited for a while, then turned his head, and found that Dongsheng had really left, so he hurriedly chased after him: "You are getting more and more uninteresting, Dongzi, and the big eater doesn't take me with you!"

"It's you who said you didn't want to lose weight."

"I'll just say it casually, you actually take it seriously, kid, you are 484 stupid."

Ah Huang is so thick-skinned, I really can't find anyone with a thicker skin.

Zheng Yunyao watched Dongsheng come out of the school from a distance, followed by a fat cat who was obviously overweight.

When Dong Cub was with me, he wasn't so talkative, and he didn't laugh so much.

Zheng Yunyao was sore, he patted the horn, leaned out the car window and waved at Dongsheng.

Dongsheng quickly noticed him. Zheng Yunyao didn't bring bodyguards with him today, and drove a very ordinary and low-key Volkswagen car by himself. He also dressed very casually, and looked much younger than usual.

He got out of the car and opened the door of the passenger seat for Dongsheng. After Dongsheng sat down, he walked around into the driver's cab. After getting in the car, he found with regret that Dongsheng had already fastened his seat belt.

Dongsheng didn't talk very much, Zheng Yunyao asked him anything, he would be like a student answering a teacher's question, succinctly and concisely, until Zheng Yunyao mentioned Tongcheng, Dongsheng's words gradually increased.

Which one has the most authentic milk noodle soup, which one has the most authentic steamed buns, which one has the most authentic local dishes, which one has the most authentic hot pot, which one has the cleanest buffet... Dongsheng is like every treasure, and Ah Huang also meows from time to time Meow added a few words.

Having said all that, I feel a little homesick.

"Next week, I'm going to the provincial capital of Tongcheng to do some business. I may pass by Tongcheng on the way. Is there anything you want me to bring?" Zheng Yunyao said with a smile.

Before Dongsheng could speak, Ah Huang couldn't hold back, "I want it, I want old Wang's stewed vegetables, stewed pig's head, stewed pig's tail, stewed pig's trotters, stewed chicken feet...all of them! I want to be old Li’s sweet-skinned duck, cold goose, chicken slices in red oil! Lao Sun’s dried pickled radish, sweet and spicy Jerusalem artichoke! There are too many, please help me think about it, what else is delicious? "

When Zheng Yunyao was a soul, he could directly understand Ah Huang's words, but now he can't. He can only hear Ah Huang's excited meowing, "What does Ah Huang want?"

Dong Sheng repeated what Ah Huang said exactly, and secretly swallowed twice in the middle. He also wanted to eat the delicacies from his hometown.

"What about you, besides what Ah Huang asked for, what else do you want to bring?" Zheng Yunyao pretended not to see him secretly swallowing.

"Chili sauce, the chili here is not spicy at all." Dongsheng likes spicy food very much. There is a demand for spicy food.

"I think I should bring a chef who can cook Tongcheng cuisine, so that you can eat hometown cuisine anytime." Zheng Yunyao said seriously.

Both Dongsheng and Ahuang's eyes lit up: "Is it okay? (Meow?)"

"What's so difficult about it? Didn't I buy that courtyard house? When the time comes, let the chef work there. Whenever you want to eat, go over and let him make it for you. But too many things happened in that courtyard before. Son, I won’t give it to my grandpa. I will keep it for myself. I found a new one for him at the grandpa’s side. It’s just two alleys away. Take care." Zheng Yunyao said, "Luo Dashan is still negotiating with the owner for the past two days, but before we talk, I want to ask someone to check Feng Shui first, and I don't feel relieved if I ask someone else to look at it. Can you accompany me? Do you want to go?"

Dongsheng nodded.

"In addition, many places in the old courtyard have to be rebuilt and renovated. I have already contacted some ancient construction experts. Can you help me go to the site to see it?"

"Okay." Dongsheng agreed readily, and didn't want to ask Zheng Yunyao for a reward anymore.

Zheng Yunyao is very interesting. Recently, he took him and Ah Huang to eat a lot of delicious food. The 3000 yuan he gave him has been multiplied by ten times to [-] yuan in just one month.Zheng Yunyao transferred [-] to his card, and the rest will continue to be invested with him. Now he doesn't have to worry about living expenses at all.

Because, in addition to the income that Zheng Yunyao transferred to him, Liang Jian also introduced him to two Feng Shui businesses. Because he was too young, the other party finally chose to believe the words of other masters and did not take his advice, but still He generously wrapped a red envelope for him.

For this reason, Liang Jian even had a temper tantrum with these two people, but Dong Sheng didn't think there was anything wrong with it. Whether he said it or not was up to him, and whether he believed it or not was up to others. Everything was up to each person.

With the two red envelopes and the money Zheng Yunyao transferred to the card, Dongsheng has more than 1 yuan in his hands. He no longer has to stare at the braised pork and drool when he goes to the cafeteria. From time to time, he can invite Liang Jian, Yu Tong and Lin Brother Nan Lin ate a barbecue buffet or something, and lived a very nourishing life.

Dongsheng doesn't have much concept of money, as long as he doesn't worry about three meals a day, and occasionally has a big meal, he will be satisfied.If there is still money left to buy some painting books, painting tools, a ticket to see a painting exhibition or something, Dongsheng will be more than satisfied.If he has more money, he will save it in the fund, and according to his grandfather's instructions before his death, he will use it for charity in exchange for merit.

Zheng Yunyao routinely reports the investment process to Dongsheng every day. He basically goes in his left ear and out of his right ear. After a few months, he still hasn't learned the concept of investment and financial management.When I have enough money, I only use it to improve my life. I don’t know how many decent clothes I can buy for myself. I am like a child, and I don’t know how to take care of myself.

Thanks to Zheng Yunyao's carefulness, he knew that the weather in the imperial capital would drop when it said it would drop in temperature, so he bought a lot of sweaters, coats, trousers, shoes and socks for Dongsheng in advance, otherwise he would have to be cold to buy more clothes.

Dongsheng didn't say much about Zheng Yunyao's thoughtful actions, but he was still a little moved in his heart.

Yuzhuang is on the outskirts of the imperial capital, not too far from B University, the two of them chatted casually, and arrived at the place without knowing it.

The business of Yuzhuang is very hot. When they arrived, there were already many cars parked outside Yuzhuang, including some good cars and luxury cars.

Zheng Yunyao booked a private room in advance. After parking the car, a beautiful waitress in a cheongsam came over and led them into the private room.

After being seated, the exquisite and fragrant delicacies were quickly served on the table.

Dongsheng has been hungry all day, so he took off his coat and started to eat.The reason why this fish farm is so popular is because they use fish that have not eaten feed. All the fish are shipped directly from the breeding area early in the morning. They are very fresh, and the meat of the fish itself is tender and firm. , the master who cooks the fish is also a well-known master from all over the country. The fish he makes are full of color, fragrance and taste, full of local characteristics, and quite authentic and delicious.

"Slow down, be careful of thorns!" Zheng Yunyao poured Dongsheng a glass of freshly squeezed juice.

Dongsheng drank a few sips, his lips were usually pale, but now he was reddened by the peppery fish head, he took a breath, and continued to fight with the red peppery fish head for three hundred rounds.Next to him, Ah Huang was also panting, meowing so hotly that he got on the boil with the boiled fish.

Zheng Yunyao is an out-and-out native of the imperial capital. He was sent abroad when he was fourteen or fifteen years old. He has been there for more than ten years, and he didn’t return to China until this year. He can accept milder spicy flavors, like fish heads with chopped peppers. He didn't dare to touch heavy flavors such as boiled fish and boiled fish.

Most of the fish on the table went into the stomachs of Dongsheng and Ahuang, and each of them ate until the end, leaning against the chair so full that they didn't want to move.

Zheng Yunyao was afraid that the two of them would spoil their stomachs, so he couldn't help but blame him: "I like to eat, I'll just bring you here in a few days, and if I eat so much in the future, I won't bring you here."

Ah Huang groaned and said, "I'm not too curious, let's do it by ourselves in the future, right, Dongzai?"

Dong Sheng retorted with a guilty conscience: "Actually, it's not very full." Another plate of sweet and sour carp, he can also stuff it in.

Zheng Yunyao looked at this person with a bit of a headache, and didn't know what to say about them.

Zheng Yunyao rang the bell and wanted to ask the waiter if there was any medicine for invigorating the stomach and eliminating food. At this moment, there was a shrill scream outside, followed by more chaotic screams.

"I'll go see what's going on." Ah Huang tried to jump directly from the chair to the opposite window, but he was too full to perform, and fell to the ground with a slap, almost falling into a cat blanket, purring, I didn't get up for a long time.

Zheng Yunyao walked to the window and opened the curtains. There were panicked people everywhere outside. Everyone swarmed towards the outside of Yuzhuang. The security guards of Yuzhuang tried to maintain order, but they couldn't stand still because of the flow of people.

After a while, more than half of the people in Yuzhuang were reduced. At this time, the security guards finally brought the situation under control. The remaining guests were stopped by them in the yard and they were not allowed to leave. A fierce quarrel broke out outside. The owner of Yuzhuang Come forward, the situation is still not getting better.

At this time, a waitress with a very disturbed expression knocked on the door and came in.

Zheng Yunyao asked her, "What's going on outside? Did something happen?"

The waitress's voice was trembling unbelievably, and she said in a crying voice: "Yes, there is a customer, she, suddenly, died suddenly." After she finished speaking, she finally couldn't help it, and squatted on the ground out of control and cried loudly.

The waitress was working in the lobby restaurant outside and almost witnessed the whole process of the woman's death. It was definitely the scariest and most absurd scene she had ever seen in her life.

Such a beautiful woman turned into a pool of stinking rotten meat in just a few minutes.

At the same time, a beautiful female anchor who has recently become popular has just finished a sexy and hot dance. Come, she reached in and scratched almost instinctively.

puff.

She lowered her head, and saw a large amount of bright red quickly blooming on the snow-white shirt, and some minced meat was hanging on her onion-like fingers.

"what--"

The screams that almost burst the eardrums scared Liang Jian to throw the phone flying. The phone hit the edge of Wang Chuan's bed opposite, and then fell to the ground. Many cracks appeared on the screen.On the shattered screen, the female anchor fell to the ground screaming and was quickly covered in blood. Large chunks of flesh peeled off her body, and the screen suddenly went black.