Fighting Chicken of Du Bodyguard's House

Du Xiao's home is not far away in this province. After getting off the long-distance bus, he will be there in the afternoon. Mr. Yeji is very curious about the bodyguard's hometown. He got out of the bodyguard's arms as soon as he got out of the car, flapping his wings and flying for a short time. The ability jumped onto the bodyguard's shoulders, and then he inspected the water and soil with his head held high.

The Du family belongs to the ordinary working class. Du's father is a middle school teacher, Du's mother is an accountant in a factory, and Du Xiao has an older brother. The pressure to raise two sons is not trivial, so Du's father and Du's mother bought two houses. There is not much money to improve their lives. The old couple has been living in the country, and they have gotten used to it for so many years. Even though Du Xiao has sent a lot of money to the family in the past two years, he has not moved the nest.

The air in the countryside is particularly good, and it is not the same taste as the suburbs of big cities. Mr. Yeji liked it very much, and raised his head "giggle" and shouted: the sky is so blue!The clouds are so white!The water is so clear!The bare branches are so pretty!Du Xiao is so handsome!The baby is so happy!

After the giggling, his neck suddenly stiffened, and the urge to urinate and defecate after holding back in the car for a long time suddenly hit.

Terrible!

The owner of Du Zha, who has never had a pet and didn't think about pet excretion at all, turned his head to look at the pet that suddenly became abnormally quiet: "???"

Mr. Yeji turned his butt from side to side in distress, and found that there was no possibility of secretly solving the problem at any angle, which would stain the clothes of the scumbag master, so he had no choice but to kick his legs resignedly. He jumped up and fell into the haystack half a person's height by the side of the road.

Du Xiao was taken aback, and quickly dropped his luggage to chase. The pet chicken was very clingy along the way, and he hadn't thought that this guy would run away.

However, the pet chicken looked like a big wild animal, and its movements were particularly sharp. It rushed to the other side of the river in a blink of an eye, hid in the grass and quickly disappeared.

The creek is not wide, and the pheasant can pounce across, and Du Xiao is no problem, but after all, he is so many times heavier than the pheasant, and it is hard to step into the mud with one foot. , the pheasant is already hiding in the grass, um, it's over, and it rubbed its not dirty butt on the dead leaves in a very hygienic way, then went out and stood still, with its wings folded and a shy face waiting for the person to step on the colorful (?) Silt came to marry(?) him.

Du Xiao stared at the well-behaved pet chicken who took the initiative to show up: "..."

After a while, the scumbag owner returned to the road with the pet chicken who was still a little embarrassed, pulled up his luggage and walked home, met a few neighbors along the way, said hello to them, and listened to their one-sided chat.

After all, the second child of the Du family is notoriously silent, and everyone is used to it.

Mr. Yeji was inevitably surrounded by spectators, and he was quite proud of himself. Facing the curious eyes of his neighbors, he held his head high and showed his vigorous spirit.

It's a pity that before I had time to be proud, there was a sudden sound of dog barking in front of me, and then I heard the neighbor laughing: "Your family is here!"

Mr. Pheasant looked at the big wolf dog whistling through the wind and dust at the end of the road. The fur all over his body stretched open in an instant like an umbrella. Cowardly, he got into Du Xiao's down jacket, rolled himself into a ball and shivered.

What a big dog!very scary!beep beep...

Du Xiao felt very delicate in his heart, because the lawless Young Master Zhou was also very afraid of big dogs. He was so scared that he barked and jumped on him several times when he met him. Unexpectedly, Young Master Zhou and his chickens were even the nemesis. the same.

The big wolf dog quickly rushed to Du Xiao, sticking out his tongue and raised his front paw excitedly, wanting to have a loving hug. Du Xiao didn't get along with this big guy very much, so he didn't know him well at all, so he didn't know what he was excited about. Jin Er had no choice but to passively hug him with a blank face. After thinking for a while, he raised his hand to show the big guy Shun Shun Mao. Haha" wanting to drill into his arms.

Mr. Pheasant exploded: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhroll roll roll!Get out of here!I'll bite you again!Ah ah ah ah ah!Du Xiao help!

Feeling his panic, Du Xiao covered his down jacket to prevent the dog from entering, and ordered coldly: "Go back and lead the way."

The big dog got off him immediately, turned around and ran forward.

Mr. Pheasant slumped his head, pawing at the chest of his bodyguard with lingering fear: He also wants to hug her with love...

The scumbag owner couldn't receive his brainwaves at all, so he dragged his luggage and followed the big wolf dog Ping Pong's ass and walked home.

Mr. Pheasant was so angry that he pecked at his chest, but he was reluctant to use his strength. Finally, he poked his head out with his bulging eyes and saw that the big dog had already run away, so he jumped onto Du Xiao's shoulder again, still in his ear. He pecked at him to vent his anger.

Master Du Xiao, who was attacked by his pet for no reason: "..."

One person, one chicken followed the dog into the gate of the yard, and there was the sound of "crackling" frying inside. Mother Du, who was busy frying meatballs, heard the dog barking, looked out the window, and shouted: "Pingpang, give your second brother the luggage." Drag it in!"

Inexplicably, Du Xiao had a younger brother: "..."

After receiving the order, the big wolf dog couldn't care less about the curious chicken, and immediately dragged Du Xiao's suitcase with his buttocks pouted and backed into the house in a well-trained manner. Du Xiao walked into the kitchen with the pet chicken that was almost scared to pee.

The kitchen was full of heat, and the white expanse was like a fairyland. After searching for a long time, Du Xiao found his father who was sitting behind the clay stove and steaming steamed buns, and his mother who was wielding a shovel next to the gas stove, and shouted: "Dad, Mom. "

Du's father responded and asked, "Have you eaten yet?"

Mother Du said: "Don't stay here, there is a lot of oily smoke, you go and wash your face first."

Standing on Du Xiao's shoulder, Mr. Yeji tilted his head and thought for a while, and then shouted at the two people inside: "Dad, Mom."

Du Xiao: "..."

Mr. Pheasant was overjoyed, he flapped his wings and jumped a few feet: I am so happy!

Du's father replied: "Hey, I heard that!"

Mother Du said, "We're not deaf yet, so go wash your face."

Du Xiao: "..."

After a while, Mother Du chased after her with a shovel, and shouted at Du Xiao who was standing by the pool washing his face: "Who did you bring back? Wasn't that your voice just now? Are you talking to someone? You found a man." ?”

Du Xiao was almost choked to death by the wash water.

Mr. Yeji jumped from the right shoulder of his bodyguard to the top of his head, and then jumped from the top of his head to his left shoulder, flapping his wings and shouting to Mama Du: "I found a man! I found a man! I found a man!"

Du Xiao wiped the water off his face: "Ahem, ahem..."

Mother Du was startled: "Oh, where did the pheasant come from! How can it still talk?!"

At this time, the big wolf dog Pingpong also ran over to join in the fun. "Wow, woof, woof" yelled and wanted to come over to the pheasant. It rushed over and fell to the ground. When it looked up again, it saw the tongue sticking out of the big wolf dog was close at hand. It was frightened. "Wow, woof, woof" chased after him.

Du Xiao said to Du's mother amidst the frenzy: "I came back in a hurry this time, and I didn't have time to prepare for the New Year's ceremony."

Mother Du blamed: "There are so many things at home, what to bring with you, but your chicken is not bad, much better than those melatonin and gold partners, and it is very nutritious at first glance."

Mr. Pheasant jumped anxiously: "Clack, cluck, cluck!"

Not good not good!No nutrition no nutrition!I'm Du Xiao's pet!Du Xiao's!

At this time, the sound of car horns sounded outside the door. Brother Du walked in with his family and New Year's goods, and said with a smile, "It's so lively?"

The big wolf dog rushed towards the elder brother, and the pheasant finally got a chance to breathe, and threw himself into Du Xiao's arms, rubbing wildly for comfort.

While comforting the pet chicken, Du Xiao shouted to the people who came in: "Brother, sister-in-law, Xinxin."

Mr. Yeji suddenly forgot to act like a baby, and imitated Du Xiao and shouted: "Brother, sister-in-law, Xinxin."

Du Xiao: "..."

The eldest brother and sister-in-law looked surprised, and the little niece Xinxin ran over, stared at Du Xiao first, then at the pheasant, tilted her head and blinked her eyes for a long time, then raised her finger to the pheasant and asked, "Uncle, what is this?"

Du Xiao squatted down, although his expression didn't change, his voice was rare and gentle: "This is a pheasant."

The little niece blinked: "Is it delicious?"

The pheasant rushed to answer: "It's not delicious!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Only then did Mama Du fully understand; "Oh, this chicken can talk, but you can't eat it! This year is the year of the rooster. This chicken can be a mascot, so it must be properly offered!"

The argument is the same as that of Chairman Zhou.

The little niece tilted her head and looked at the pheasant for a while, and Lala Duxiao's sleeve asked expectantly, "Can I hug it?"

Du Xiao thought for a while, and felt that the pheasant was quite measured, and it shouldn't hurt anyone, so he handed it over.

Yeji Junsheng was held in the arms of little Lolita without love. He thought that he would suffer inhuman abuse, but unexpectedly, Little Lolita was very careful, her movements were very gentle, and she didn't hurt him at all.

Mr. Yeji felt a little more at ease, remembering his mother's exhortation to "have a good relationship with every member of the Du family", his painting style changed suddenly, from a fried chicken to a docile mascot, and he was affectionate with his little niece play up.

This will also be my little niece in the future, I must treat her better!

He turned his gaze to the big dog next to him: Damn, this is also a member of the Du family!I'm...wait a minute...reluctant...try it...

Harmony was finally restored in the yard. Du Xiao and his eldest brother and sister-in-law went into the house to eat and chat. The pheasant gentleman was fed by the little Lolita, and he ate to his heart's content. Then he had a whim: How about letting his mother give birth to a younger sister for fun?

There are many children in the Zhou family, and the youngest one has always been favored, so every child in the Zhou family used to be an angel, but now, except for Zhou Zhan, all of them have become angels with broken wings. Guo Wing has always been the baby of the Zhou family.

Mr. Yeji thought of the ferocious sisters in his family, and quickly gave up the idea of ​​having a younger sister. After all, the Zhou family is a fighting race, and they can't give birth to such a cute and cute girl. Once they land, they will become disabled every minute, so forget it .

Mr. Yeji was thinking while eating, unaware of the probing eyes of his bodyguards on him.

Before Du Xiao said that this chicken can eat everything, little Lolita used a spoon to dig a little bit of every dish and put it on the dinner plate. As a result, Du Xiao was horrified to find that the recipe of this chicken was exactly the same as that of Zhou Zhan. If you don't like it, you will eat it with your mouth, and if you don't like it, you will eat it with your mouth.

This chicken is too evil, just like Zhou Zhan's transformation.