Fighting Chicken of Du Bodyguard's House

Du Xiao went back to the next room, picked up another large-screen smartphone that had been forgotten by the bedside all day, put it in his pocket, put down the Nokia spare phone, closed the door and walked out of the villa in the dark, and walked to the security room in the dark. From afar, he saw the reflective big bald dipper floating in the window, walked to the door and shouted: "Bald Qiang, open the door."

Li Qiang hurriedly opened the door for the boss: "Brother Du, you are back! Have you eaten yet?"

Li Qiang was bald at a young age. He felt that the Mediterranean Sea on his head was too ugly, so he simply shaved his head. Brother wolf, I can't wait to pretend to be a dog's tail and shake it.

After all, Du Xiao's level is the boss, his force value is the boss, and his master is the boss of the Zhou family.

Du Xiao walked into the room, closed the door and tightened the curtains, and turned on the phone: "Not yet, what can I eat?" While talking, he checked the missed calls and messages of the day.

"I'm having hot pot tonight. The second batch has just arrived, and the ingredients are enough." Li Qiang paused, then added, "Except for the chicken."

Du Xiao: "Oh."

The security room has a large area, and the kitchen and dining room in the security room are also large enough. Considering the needs of the bodyguards for night activities, this is the only place where lighting is installed, and there is even a super-large LCD color TV, so the kitchen and The restaurant has no windows at all, and there is a room separated from the duty room outside as a light buffer zone. It is no problem for the bodyguards to turn on the headlights to watch TV, eat and talk about the mountains inside, and there is no need to worry about being suffocated inside, because the Zhou family is here. It is very witty to dig several winding tunnels to make ventilation holes.

Du Xiao was not in a hurry to go in. He sat in the duty room and answered all kinds of New Year's greeting messages, and then called his parents at home. Finally, he opened the mailbox and saw the New Year's greeting emails sent by the Zhou Group.

At the end, Du Xiao raised his head expressionlessly: "Where's my chicken?"

"..." Li Qiang shrunk his neck guiltily, even his bald head dimmed a bit, "It was robbed."

Du Xiao looked at him: "How is it possible?"

Li Qiang looked innocent: "I don't know anything, and you won't be in the end... Probably, the chairman doesn't know how to count?"

"Oh." Du Xiao didn't care, and put away his phone, "Why did you suddenly post chicken?"

Li Qiang: "Because this year is the Year of the Rooster!"

"..." Du Xiao was silent for three seconds for his comprehension, "I mean, the chairman issued a ban on chicken for the entire group, forbidding the canteen to serve chicken, and forbidding anyone to call takeaways like KFC McDonald's during their working hours , chicken legs are not allowed for light meals..."

Li Qiang finally understood his question, and suddenly said: "Oh, I know, chickens don't eat meat, they lay eggs!"

"..." Du Xiao paused, "Eggs are not allowed."

Li Qiang choked for a moment, and seemed to be stumped by this question.

Du Xiao felt that it was useless to ask him, so he got up and prepared to eat inside.

"Oh oh oh I see, Brother Du!" Li Qiang excitedly followed him, and said furtively, "It must be because the Zhou family quit the cult!"

Du Xiao: "???"

Li Qiang gave him an affirmative look full of confidence.

Du Xiao: "...what cult?"

"Worship Chicken!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Li Qiang explained: "In the past, the brothers held several discussions in private. You often went out with the young master, and you missed it every time. After those discussions, the brothers agreed that there may be some food-oriented food in this world. For example, the bodyguard Z has an old classmate who is a criminal policeman. It is said that there is a guy named Wei in the police force who is very perverted. Colleagues don’t let it go, and his dedication to sheep is as devout as a missionary, and everyone jokes that he has joined the religion of worshiping sheep.”

Du Xiao: "..."

Li Qiang gave him a confident look again.

"Brother Du, think about it, there are criminal police over there, analyzing all kinds of clues all the year round, how could their jokes be really jokes, they must tell the truth in a joking tone! And even if there is no sheep worship, chicken worship There must be some. After all, mutton is smelly and smelly. It is normal for many people to not be used to it, but how normal is it to eat chicken! What is the meaning of life without chicken? The chairman must also know that this is too embarrassing for others, so he gave it to us. A high salary is paid, this is a hush money!"

Du Xiao: "..."

"Recently, rumors about the Zhou family's stinginess have started to spread wildly again. I remember last time the source was power saving. You may not know this time, but the source is the chicken! Obviously Zhou's employees are not allowed to eat chicken during their working hours. , it can be rumored that Zhou’s does not give meat to employees. Colleagues all called to ridicule, but none of us disclosed the real salary! Just kidding, if you want to tell it, it will add countless competitive pressures to yourself. Find a good one now The work is so difficult, and everyone is not stupid. So you see, the chairman has the foresight, and has long thought of the high salary to keep his mouth shut!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Li Qiang gave him a third confident look.

Du Xiao: "..."

Li Qiang touched his bald head with a proud face: "How about Brother Du? Brothers' analysis makes sense, right?"

Du Xiao: "..."

The only thing that is not wrong is probably the high salary, the salary is too high, and it can be reduced further to see if this bunch of bears are left idle.

He's a silent tough guy, he has something on his mind, he just doesn't say it.

"Well... I'm going to eat."

There is really nothing to say.

Li Qiang interpreted his indescribable "um" as an affirmation to his brothers, and immediately smiled, nodded and bowed, and sent him respectfully into the restaurant.

The next day, the sky was just dawn, and the light filtered through the gap under the blackout curtains. Du Xiao woke up to a passionate chorus.

"Three laps to the left, three laps to the right, twist your neck, twist your butt, go to bed early and wake up early, let's do some exercise!..."

Those who participated in the chorus were all the members of the Zhou family who lived in this villa. There was no need to mobilize, everyone was very conscious, they didn't need a conductor, they sang very neatly, and even... didn't need to assemble.

There is no need for an alarm clock to go to work in the Zhou family. The biological clock of the Zhou family is very punctual. They wake up at dawn and sing when they wake up. If you are happy, you can get up and get dressed while singing. If you are interested, you can dance. Usually just lie on the bed and sing, and continue to sleep after singing, if you can't fall asleep, you have to stay in bed for a while.

So Du Xiao is not in a hurry, after all, he has to sing three times, and he has to take a break after each time.

He slowly got up, dressed, brushed his teeth and washed his face, tidied himself up, and then went to Zhou Zhan's room to prepare the clothes for the young master, squeezed out the toothpaste, filled up the face wash, warmed the milk and poured it into the thermos cup, and finished. After all the preparations, Young Master Zhou almost finished singing.

Young Master Zhou languished instantly after singing, yawning and moaning: "I'm so sleepy."

Du Xiao couldn't understand this kind of family rules at all, and felt very distressed. He walked to his bed and looked at his sleepy eyes, leaned over and rubbed his messy sleeping chicken head: "Stop singing if you are sleepy, there is no monitoring in the room." , I don’t say no one knows.”

Young Master Zhou stared at the salty fish eyes and sighed, his tone was rare and deep: "No way, as soon as the day dawns, I feel a prehistoric force calling me, if I don't sing, I will feel uncomfortable all over."

Du Xiao: "..."

Suddenly, I felt that the analysis of the brothers was quite reasonable.

This family really seems to have been brainwashed by a cult...

Du Xiao decided to take Zhou Zhan closer, but unfortunately, he received bad news shortly after breakfast: the chairman gave him a holiday and asked him to go home for the New Year.

There are enough bodyguards in the Zhou family, everyone works in shifts, and the Chinese New Year also takes turns to have holidays, but Du Xiao is a special case, he has to serve Young Master Zhou around the clock, all year round, Young Master Zhou is not happy to replace someone else, he can make a mess, Du Xiao At first he was very uncomfortable, but after getting along with Zhou Zhan for a while, he became happy in it. Now he was suddenly separated from Zhou Zhan, and he was stunned.

However, before the chairman issued this order, he also reported a situation.

Probably because he is the captain of the bodyguard team, he had the honor to have dinner with Zhou's family. At the dinner table, he remembered something when he was halfway through the meal. The rope of the blindfold was broken, I looked at it, it should have been cut by someone."

"Puff...cough cough cough..." Mrs. Zhou didn't know what she had eaten, but she suddenly coughed from choking.

Chairman Zhou cleared his throat: "It's okay, it's a trivial matter, don't worry about it."

"..." Du Xiao had a black question mark face in his heart, but there was no expression on his face, "This is related to the safety of the young master, and it is not a trivial matter. Maybe there are still loopholes in our security, and I will investigate thoroughly."

Chairman Zhou waved his hands again and again: "No, no, no, no need to check."

"..." Du Xiao shut up, and it seemed inappropriate to talk about it at the dinner table.

However, the sons and daughters of the Zhou family were quite calm, with the demeanor of a general who was always surprised.

The only thing that violates the law is that there are too many children, and there are also twins, triplets, and quadruplets, which are particularly horrifying... completely violating the family planning policy.

He didn't understand the world of Hao, so he thought about it in his heart.

After breakfast, Chairman Zhou said he was going to hold a family meeting, and Du Xiao went to the security room to arrange work.

After a while, the chairman called and asked him to pick up the New Year's goods, and he went immediately.

The chairman stuffed some colorful poultry in his arms to Du Xiao: "Everyone shared the New Year's goods yesterday, and I accidentally missed you. This chicken was caught temporarily from the mountain." , Make up the number, don't be disgusted."

A second ago, Mr. Yeji was still nestling in Du Xiao's arms with his head buried in shyness: It's the first time to see Du Xiao in his original form, I'm so embarrassed!

In the next second, the hair on Mr. Yeji's neck exploded: it's too much!What did you just say in the study?The blindfold was cut off by my mother, so that I could throw myself into Du Xiao's arms!Mother? ? ? ! ! !What are you talking about now?I made up the numbers?Don't be disgusted?dear father? ? ? ! ! !

Du Xiaoti took a look around this beautiful pheasant, and thought it could be kept as a pet: "I don't dislike it, it's very good, thank you chairman!"

It's just a little skinny, but it should be cuter if it gets fatter.

The chairman looked nervous: "Hey, hey, don't pick up the wings, he will hurt, hug him well, hug him quickly."

Du Xiao is as good as others.

Lord Pheasant arched in his arms aggrievedly.

The chairman earnestly urged: "Remember to take him with you when you go home to visit relatives. Don't be bored at home. If you are bored for a long time, he will suffer from depression. Feed him more delicious food. He is not taboo on meat and vegetables, so eat less and more meals. Don't turn on the lights suddenly at night, he is sensitive to light and will be stimulated... I will send you a message when I think of anything else."

Du Xiao: "...Okay."

Chairman: "Here, I bought the ticket for you, take it."

Du Xiao was stunned for a moment: "The chairman gave me a vacation? What about the young master?"

"He... well... he went on a trip with us."

Du Xiao's mood fell instantly, and when he looked at the ticket again, it was only two hours later, and he was in a bad mood: "Where is the young master? I'll go say goodbye to him."

The chairman looked around playfully: "Where is the person? Where did the little bastard go?"

Everyone shook their heads to express their ignorance.

The chairman hates iron for being weak: "He must have run away from home!"

Du Xiao hurriedly said: "I'll go and watch the surveillance!"

"No, no, no, no!" The chairman waved his hands again and again, "Go and pack your luggage and drive the car. I'll let other people find the little bastard. It's okay. He can't run far. Yesterday his nineteenth brother cut the blindfold for fun. This kid must be Sulked and ran to the top of the mountain."

Brother Nineteen, who took the blame for his innocence: "???"

The chairman gave him a warning look: save your mother some face!

Du Xiao had no choice, and after saying goodbye, he took the ticket and hugged the pheasant and left with his back straightened and full of thoughts.

The chairman watched his figure disappear at the end of the road, turned around and said to his wife, "I'm not sure, did you come up with another bad idea?"

Brother Nineteen said angrily, "Why do you rely on me?"

Mrs. Zhou parted the hair behind the ears, and rolled her eyes at her husband: "What a bad idea? The sons and daughters voted with a show of hands, and everyone passed it unanimously!"

Brother Nineteen was so angry that he jumped up: "Why didn't you get on Eighteen's head?!"

Shiba coldly snorted: "Don't pull me into the water."

Chairman Zhou was still worried: "Du Xiao's expression is not right, does it mean he doesn't like his son's original form? I always feel that your bad idea is going to be smashed."

Nineteen and Eighteen started fighting after losing each other, and soon pulled Seventeen and Sixteen off the battlefield.

Mrs. Zhou stomped her feet coquettishly: "What's wrong with the bad idea? How come you are smarter than me? The chicken's brain is so small, what's wrong with being stupid! I hate it!"

Fifteen and Fourteen were also dragged into the water and quickly joined the battle circle.

Chairman Zhou helped his angry wife into the room to apologize in a flurry of jitters.

There are too many children, who has the energy to take care of them.