Fighting Chicken of Du Bodyguard's House

Du Xiao finally fell asleep to the young master Zhou who was thinking about it day and night, and he was unanimously approved by the Zhou family, but the happy ending came so fast and suddenly, he seemed to be in a dream, and he couldn't believe it.

So one day after rolling the sheets, Du Xiao took advantage of the affectionate atmosphere, put his arms around Young Master Zhou and kissed him, and asked in a low voice, "What do you like about me? I don't like to talk, I'm very boring and have no mood."

Young Master Zhou was so tormented by him, he yawned and touched his firm abdominal muscles, murmured indistinctly: "I respect you for being a chicken-loving hero!"

Du Xiao: "... what?"

Young Master Zhou answered him with a snoring sound, obviously falling asleep.

As a boring guy, Du Xiao had been thinking for a long time before asking such a slightly hypocritical question. He got an incomprehensible answer, and it was very difficult to ask it a second time, so he had to think about it by himself, but he didn't think about it in the end. What is the result.

A few days later, Du Xiao submitted his resignation to Chairman Zhou.

After all, he is now the old Gong of Young Master Zhou, the son-in-law of Chairman Zhou, and he is a family member with the Zhou family. It is not appropriate for him to take the salary of the Zhou family with the title of bodyguard. It is time to find another way out.

Chairman Zhou patted him on the shoulder affectionately, obviously very satisfied with his son-in-law: "You can do whatever you want! Speaking of it, our Zhou family is selfish and delayed your future. If it weren't for the little bastard who jumped up and down I'm clamoring to ask you to come over as a bodyguard, you probably have already been promoted by now."

Du Xiao was confused.

When he returned from the army, he had military merits. He originally planned to enter the government department step by step after returning home. With his ability and contacts, after three years of hard work, he did have a chance to be promoted. But at that time, I don’t know how the Zhou family knew. My own, even came to the door and asked him to be a bodyguard. He didn't have any special love for being a civil servant. Seeing that the salary offered by the Zhou family was very attractive, he agreed, and embarked on another road.

Now, according to what Chairman Zhou said, Zhou Zhan actually caused all this trouble?

Chairman Zhou glanced upstairs, leaned closer to Du Xiao and whispered: "You may not know, the little bastard has been secretly in love with you for many years. When I heard that you were going to serve as a soldier, you cried so badly. It was miserable, so we I have been paying attention to your movements, and as soon as I heard that you were discharged from the army, I immediately looked for you."

Du Xiao felt that he had heard the Arabian Nights, with a blank expression on his face: "I joined the army at the age of 19, and he was only nine years old at that time."

I don't know much about chickens, so chickens are so precocious?The Zhou family's children all grew up eating feed?

Chairman Zhou laughed dryly: "It's a bit precocious, probably at that time it was just pure admiration, and later when he grew up, admiration turned into love and admiration!"

Du Xiao still couldn't understand: "But I haven't seen him before."

"I've seen it before! Why haven't I seen it!" Chairman Zhou hurriedly said, "You even saved his life! You are the benefactor of our Zhou family!"

Du Xiao: "..."

Not impressed.

Suddenly I was a little afraid that they had identified the wrong person, in case Zhou Zhan fell in love with the wrong person...

Chairman Zhou probably had a lot of free time today, so he began to babble about the events of the year, to the effect that when Young Master Zhou was still an ugly gray-haired chick, he ran away from home one day and lost his way. When he arrived at the criss-crossing intersection, he was stunned, and then he squatted on the zebra crossing like a quail, unable to advance or retreat, hesitating, and dumbfounded. Skimming past him, at the same time leaning over to fish for it, rescued him at the moment when a turning car was about to run over him, then stayed away from the traffic, and placed him in a lush tree beside the sidewalk. On a tall sycamore tree.

In a blink of an eye, the crisis was turned into safety, and the gray-haired chicken watched his unrivaled hero pedaling the bicycle farther and farther with a stunned expression, and then...

Jumping and yelling: "You just threw me on a tree, how can I get down!"

Later, Young Master Zhou couldn't forget him.

Du Xiao: "..."

Chairman Zhou was very emotional: "This is fate!"

Du Xiao: "..."

It seems that I understand a little bit - I respect you as a hero who loves chickens.

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Extra episode [-]: Zhou Jiafa's family history

As a dating madman, Zhou Xiaoshao is usually very busy, and basically has no time to study. Du Xiao expressed his surprise that a second-generation ancestor like him could be admitted to university.

Now that the two are together, the frequency of Young Master Zhou's appointments has dropped sharply. He started dating his own men whenever he had something to do. He is still very busy. Apart from going to class to earn credits, he still doesn't study much.

Du Xiao didn't care about this, not to mention that the Zhou family's wealth was enough for Young Master Zhou to squander, but based on the trend of his own company's prosperity, he also had the confidence to spoil Young Master Zhou as Old Master Zhou, so he did a good job of Young Master Zhou. The mental preparation for hanging the red light at the end of the term.

But one week before the final exam, Young Master Zhou's style of painting changed suddenly, and he began to chew on books day and night.

Du Xiao comforted: "You don't have to work so hard, it's okay to fail the exam, I will support you in the future."

Zhou Zhan was so happy that his whole body was bubbling, but he still shook his head resolutely: "No, what if you go bankrupt?"

Du Xiao: "..."

Can't you expect me to order something good?

Zhou Zhan gnawed at his pen: "Besides, it's shameful to hang a red light, and people will laugh at me for being stupid."

Du Xiao: "..."

In fact, you are really not very smart...

Speaking of which, the members of the Zhou family don't seem to be very smart, I really don't know how they became morons.

A few days later, Young Master Zhou threw down his books and entered the examination room confidently. A few days later, the results came out. Young Master Zhou scored high in every subject, ranking among the top ten in his grade.

Du Xiao almost fell below his chin. There are too many students who are cramming. Why is Zhou Zhan so good at hugging?

Zhou Zhan said with a wicked smile: "Didn't you realize that I have always studied liberal arts? In fact, our family is very good at memory, especially memorizing materials. Rote memorization can maintain memory for up to seven days. !"

Du Xiao: "..."

Why should Qitian be so proud?

Du Xiao is an honest person, and he doesn't know how to coax people with pleasant words, so he said honestly: "Seven days are very short, right? Is this also called cheating?"

Zhou Zhan was instantly unhappy, and glared at him angrily: "Why don't you hang up? Ordinary chickens can't remember what happened 1 minute ago! If you don't turn around and fart, I can forget you! How dare you say seven days is not Hang up?"

Du Xiao suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly put his arms around him to admit his mistake: "Fuck! You guys can become human beings is the biggest cheat! I always forget the fact that you are a chicken, and I just compared your memory with humans."

Zhou Zhan quickly turned his anger into joy, and said a little embarrassedly: "But after all, I still don't have enough brain capacity, and science is too sloppy. When I was in middle school, I used to take single-digit math tests every time."

"..." Du Xiao paused, and finally asked the doubt in his heart, "How did your family get rich?"

Zhou Zhan looked confused: "Get rich? My family has always been so rich!"

"..." Du Xiao choked for a long time before continuing to ask, "There must be a beginning, right? For example, uncle's first pot of gold?"

Zhou Zhan was confused again: "My dad? My dad's first pot of gold was given by my grandfather."

Du Xiao: "...Then what was your grandfather's first pot of gold?"

"My great-grandfather gave it to me."

"Your great grandfather's first pot of gold..."

"Give it to my great-grandfather's father."

Du Xiao couldn't keep asking. He thought Zhou Zhan was a rich second generation. It turns out that his family has been rich for many generations.

But Zhou Zhan suddenly got what he asked, and said excitedly: "You are asking about my ancestors' first pot of gold, right? Hehehe, let me tell you, my ancestors were really witty. They were on a national tour at that time. It’s so rare to specialize in performances of live people and chickens. When the audience is happy, they throw a few dollars, and they can earn a lot of money every time they perform. This way, you can get rich in a year or two.”

Du Xiao: "..."

It's really so simple, so easy... so witty.

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Episode [-]: Master Chicken Meets His In-laws

Du's father and Du's mother made a surprise attack and took a long-distance bus to see Du Xiao.

When Du Xiao received the call, it was like a bolt from the blue: "Why didn't you tell me in advance? I'll pick you up right away! What? No? Already know the address?"

Du Xiao was so frightened that he quickly dropped everything he was doing and hurried home.

The situation was critical, and Du Xiao wished he could perform a teleportation technique and rush home in seconds.

At this moment, Du's father and Du's mother had already touched Du Xiao's door with a small note with the address written down. Falling in love, let's be gentle with others later, don't scare them."

Du's father nodded repeatedly: "Of course, of course, don't worry."

Young Master Zhou, who was still lying in bed until midnight, was very upset when he heard the doorbell, and got out of bed with eyes wide open, and casually took a Du Xiao shirt and put it on, buttoned up and down, with a chicken coop on his head , yawned, walked to the door with his bare legs kicking his slippers, closed his eyes and shouted at the top of his voice, "I knocked on the wrong door! My house doesn't shop online or order takeout!"

After shouting, he turned his head and prepared to go to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.

Du's father said, "Is this Du Zhan's voice?"

"That's right!" Mother Du nodded and knocked on the door, "Du Zhan, open the door for Mom and Dad!"

Du's father couldn't laugh or cry: "You let a chicken open the door?"

Mother Du smiled and said, "Just for fun, let's wait here for the second child to come back."

The toothbrush cup in Young Master Zhou's hand fell into the pool with a "bang", and he woke up instantly.

Ahhhhh!Mom and Dad are here!Must have brought a lot of delicious food!

Young Master Zhou's limited brain capacity was filled with all kinds of imaginary delicacies, and there was no room for other thoughts, so he flew to the door, and opened the door with a look of surprise: "Mom and Dad! You are here!"

Du's father and Du's mother: "..."

The first reaction is that there is a reason why my son has not been in love for so many years, and finally he still likes men.

The second reaction was, no, this is Du Zhan's voice!

The third reaction is, why is this kid dressed like this?

Facing the suspicious eyes of Du's father and Du's mother, Zhou Zhan was shocked, remembering that he is not in his original form, but a human form, and then recalled that one day he had a video call with Du's father and Du's mother as a pet chicken. When Du Xiao was in love, he was so nervous that his hairs stood on end.

It's over!Mom and Dad came over suddenly, it must be because of what I said that day!No wonder they asked me for the address!How did I not think of this!What should we do now?Want to confess?Will Du Xiao be beaten?No no no!Can't confess!Du Xiao can't be beaten!

With an idea, Young Master Zhou led Du's father and mother into the living room and said in a low voice mysteriously, "Mom and Dad, I'm Du Zhan."

Du's father and Du's mother: "..."

Young Master Zhou rolled his beautiful face into a bun, pretending to be melancholy: "Du Xiao doesn't know that I can become a human, so don't tell him..."

Du's father and Du's mother: "..."

Mother Du: "...cough...how about you put on your clothes first? Be careful of catching a cold..."

Young Master Zhou pretended to be confused, lowered his head and tugged at his neckline, and said in distress, "How should I wear human clothes? I don't know much about it."

Du's father and Du's mother: "..."

Young Master Zhou was about to pour tea for them, but suddenly he remembered that he was a chicken that had just transformed into a human, so he had to let them sit dryly, and then gathered his loose shirts: "Du Xiao is coming back soon, I'll go change it first." Come back, you must help me keep it a secret!" Saying that, he turned and went into the bedroom.

Du's father and Du's mother: "..."

Young master Zhou quickly lay down on the bed, took out his mobile phone and pressed the power button, and nervously called Du Xiao.

Du Xiao breathed a sigh of relief: "You finally turned on the phone! My parents and the others..."

Young Master Zhou quickly interrupted him: "Du Xiao Du Xiao, let me talk to you, I'm just a chicken, you don't know that I can transform into a human, so your love partner is not me, I call Thirteen Pretend to be your girlfriend!"

Du Xiao was dazed by him: "What? What does it have to do with your Thirteenth Sister?"

"It's too late to explain, remember my words, bye!" Young Master Zhou hung up the phone hastily.

Du Xiao: "..."

Young master Zhou called Shisan again, but no one answered the call for a long time, so he had to call his mother: "Mom, where did Shisan go? Get her to put out the fire!"

Mrs. Zhou was startled: "Where is the fire? Call 119!"

"No, no! Du Xiao's parents are here. He's not ready to come out yet. Let Thirteenth Sister come over and pretend to be Du Xiao's girlfriend! Hurry up!"

Mrs. Zhou responded repeatedly, and hurriedly called Chairman Zhou to repeat what her son had said.

Chairman Zhou: "..."

After the young master Zhou made the phone call, he started tidying up the bedroom like a pig's nest, planning to return to his original shape after tidying up.

At the same time, in the living room, Du's father was talking to Du's mother: "Do you think chickens can change into people?"

Mother Du shook her head: "Of course not, I was just joking."

Du's father said: "That child just now..."

Mother Du suddenly said "Oh": "I remembered, the second child said that Du Zhan's voice was imitated by his previous owner, the youngest son of his boss's family." As she spoke, she pouted towards the bedroom, "This child With the same voice as Du Zhan, could it be the boss's youngest son?"

Du's father nodded and pondered: "It's very possible, so the second child is dating him and living together."

Mama Du was stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst into tears, wiping her tears while crying: "No wonder the second child has never been in love, he really likes men woooooo...don't be aggressive with him later... this The child looks much smaller than the second child...don't scare people..."

Du's father also sighed, and patted her with his arms heavy: "Don't cry, hold back first. I think the child was scared incoherently by us."

Mother Du quickly covered her mouth, swallowed the crying, and quickly took out a tissue to wipe her face.

After a while, Du Xiao came back. He opened the door and saw his parents sitting in the living room. He strode in hastily and looked around while talking. He didn't see Zhou Zhan's shadow. How to ask the export.

Where did Zhou Zhan go?Or where did Du Zhan go?

Mother Du said empathetically, "Are you looking for your little boyfriend? He's in the room."

Du Xiao almost choked on his own saliva, and hurried over to open the bedroom door: "Zhou Zhan, what are you doing..."

A chicken fluttered out with fried feathers, staring and hinting at him not to talk nonsense: "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Du's mother stood up with surprise on her face: "Oh! Du Zhan! Come quickly! Mom brought you delicious food!"

Zhou Xiaoji flew over in a hurry.

Du Xiao: "..."

Du's father saw his son standing at the door in a daze, only looking at the living room and not the bedroom, so he coughed uncomfortably, walked over and quietly peeked into the bedroom, and then froze: "Huh? Why is there no one here?" ? Where's your boyfriend?"

Du Xiao: "..."

So, there is no need to think too much about coming out?Parents accepted it so easily?

Then if I say that I am in love with a chicken, will they accept it?

Du Xiao's house is not big, and the whole bedroom can be seen clearly at a glance. The shirt Young Master Zhou just wore is placed on the bed, and the shoes are placed beside the bed. It was empty and no one was hiding, the sliding door of the closet was open, and the open one happened to be near the door, so you could see that there were clothes inside, and it was impossible to hide people...

Where did that man go?

Facing Du's father's puzzled eyes, Du Xiao opened his mouth and decided to go all out: "People...people are..."

Mother Du shouted in the living room: "Second, where is your little boyfriend? Tell him to come out to eat, your father and I brought a lot!" Then she got up and walked over, "What are you two doing at the door? ? Huh? Why is there no one in the room?"

Du Xiao spoke with difficulty: "Dad, Mom, actually..."

Du's mother grabbed Du's father's hand suddenly: "Old Du!"

The old couple looked at each other with increasingly serious expressions, and finally turned their heads to look at Zhou Xiaoji who was eating happily in the living room.

Du's father stammered and said, "Really...really...can you change people?"

Du's mother rolled her eyes and passed out next to Du's father.

Du Xiao was shocked: "Mom!"

Zhou Xiaoji, who heard the movement, turned his head and looked over, followed by surprise: "Mom!"

The house suddenly became a mess.

After a while, Mama Du woke up slowly, holding his wife's arm: "No...it's okay...let me take it easy..."

Zhou Xiaoji had already got into the bedroom in the chaos and changed into a human form. He quickly dressed and was standing next to Du Xiao at a loss. For the first time, he felt that he had pierced the sky. owl.

Du Xiao patted his head to comfort him, squatted down by the sofa, bowed his head and said: "Dad, Mom, I'm sorry, I didn't have time to tell you, this is Zhou Zhan, I'm with him. He is... He's a chicken essence..." Zhou Zhan stepped on his foot suddenly, and hurriedly changed his words, "No, it's a chicken demon."

Du's father and Du's mother were in a mess for a while, and finally Du's mother looked at Zhou Zhan, who looked very beautiful after being fully dressed: "This...is this really our Du Zhan?"

Zhou Zhan quickly showed a very cute smile: "Mom, I am!"

Just then the doorbell rang.

Du Xiao went to open the door, and was very surprised when he saw Chairman Zhou and Mrs. Zhou standing at the door: "Uncle, Aunt, you are here!"

What day is it today?

Chairman Zhou came to rescue his stupid son. As for how to save him, he relied on adapting to circumstances, so he smiled cheerfully and said vaguely: "Come and see." By the way, he squeezed Mrs. Zhou's hand, Tell her not to talk nonsense.

Mrs. Zhou quickly showed a gentle smile, and turned her eyes to the living room.

Young Master Zhou shouted in surprise: "Dad, Mom, why are you here? Didn't I ask Thirteenth Sister to come?"

Before the Zhou couple had time to speak, Mother Du showed a horrified expression. While waving to Du Xiao, she hurriedly said in a low voice: "Our Du Zhan still has parents? And the thirteenth sister? Then how many brothers does he have?" Sisters? Are they all... all chickens?"

Chairman Zhou has excellent hearing. He hurried into the living room and greeted him with a smile: "Oh, I heard that my in-laws are here, so I'm too far away to greet you. I'm rude, I'm rude. This is my adopted son, Zhou Zhan."

Zhou Zhan, who was suddenly downgraded from a biological son to an adopted son: "???"

Du Xiao: "..."

Du's father and Du's mother breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, obviously just slipped from the edge of the collapse of the world view.

The two families had their own thoughts and exchanged friendly greetings for a while, and the doorbell rang again.

Du Xiao went to open the door in bewilderment, and there was Zhou Zhan's thirteenth sister standing outside the door.

The thirteenth sister, who heard the news but didn't fully understand the situation, was dressed up beautifully, walked in with a sweet smile on her face, and put her arms around Du Xiao's arm: "Honey!"

Everyone: "..."

Zhou Zhanfei rushed over to pull Du Xiao's other arm, and said anxiously: "Don't touch my man! I asked you to fight the fire, not to take advantage of it!"

The thirteenth sister pulled Du Xiao's arm and glared at Zhou Zhan: "Where is this wild man from! Shameless!"

Zhou Zhan pulled Du Xiao's arm again: "Go, go, go! You are not needed here now!"

The thirteenth sister was about to cry: "Du Xiao, who is this?"

Du Xiao is one head and ten big.

Chairman Zhou cleared his throat: "Okay, okay, it's almost ready! Thirteen, don't make trouble, this is Zhou Zhan's future in-laws."

Du's father and Du's mother are full of little stars spinning: "..."

The thirteenth sister was stunned for a moment, and finally understood the current situation, she immediately threw off Du Xiao's arm, and rolled her eyes at Zhou Zhan who was holding Du Xiao tightly: "Rare!"

Zhou Zhan was brooding over her performance just now: "Huh!"

Thirteenth Sister sneered: "Idiot!"

Zhou Zhan exploded instantly: "Ugly!"

The thirteenth sister also exploded: "Who are you calling ugly?!"

The siblings stared at each other, and the flames of war were on the verge of breaking out.

Du Xiao: "..."

Chairman Zhou coughed heavily.

Mrs. Zhou smiled and stepped forward to hold Mother Du's hand: "We just booked a place at the hotel, and we met our parents-in-law and mother-in-law in a hurry, and I don't know if the food suits your appetite..."

Mother Du suppressed her dizziness and said with a smile: "Oh, you are too polite. Du Xiao's father and I came in a hurry, so we disturbed the in-laws!"

So, the two families rushed to the hotel hand in hand.

Du Xiao: "..."

It seems that there is nothing wrong with me.

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