[Comprehensive] The ghost lamp of the blue lamp
Chapter 19 The Drunken Blue Lantern
The Yan Mo Temple occupies a very large area, and it takes several hours to walk around the entire palace. During the day, there are other jailers around, and it is a bit deserted. At night, when the jailers are off duty, only For some people who work overtime and live here, the long corridor is only illuminated by faint ghost fires, and there is no other sound except for the sound of pattering footsteps, making it more gloomy and gloomy.
Qing Deng was pulled by the ghost lamp and sent back to the room. He didn't make a fuss along the way, but if the ghost lamp didn't pull him, he wouldn't move, just like a puppet.
Even when he returned to the room, Ghost Lantern wanted to leave directly, but seeing how stupid he was, he didn't even know he was going to bed, just sat on the bed with his eyes open in a daze, did he leave such a guy alone, and returned to himself The pharmacy's pharmacy is now equipped with medicines for understanding alcohol, and when they are brought over, they are poured directly into the green lamp.
What I want to say here is that although Ghost Lantern is currently studying Chinese medicine prescriptions, he is better at ancient prescriptions that have been handed down for many years in hell. These ancient prescriptions are not only effective, but the materials are very hellish, and they are boiled with wizards. Those potions are just as weird, and the natural taste is also very scary.
It is more terrifying than traditional Chinese medicine.
At the beginning, Qing Deng obediently opened his mouth to give him something to drink, but when the weird and disgusting taste in his mouth spread, he was not happy, and started to struggle while shaking his head. Let him dodge, and pour down the whole bowl of hangover medicine in one go.
He almost didn't choke the green lamp to death.
"Cough, cough, cough!" The released Qing Deng lay on the bed and coughed for a long time. Maybe it was the effect of the medicine, or he was shocked by the taste in his mouth. His mind seemed to have recovered a lot, and he coughed. While staring at the ghost lamp with those eyes coughing up tears.
Ghost Lantern let him stare calmly: "When you wake up, go to the bathroom to clean yourself and then rest. Don't be late tomorrow morning."
He was just about to leave when the cold Qing Deng jumped up from the bed and rushed towards him. Naturally, the ghost lamp could have avoided such a move, but the Qing Deng was coming fiercely. If he dodged, the other party would have to bump into the back In the cabinet, the ghost lamp, which had rarely softened its heart, paused for a moment, and was caught by the green lamp.
Still thinking about what he was trying to do, Qing Deng had wrapped his hands around Gui Deng's neck and pulled down fiercely, then gnawed on Gui Deng's mouth.
It was really gnawing, biting the other person's lips without saying anything, and sticking out his tongue to sweep it several times before letting go in satisfaction.
【…】The system that witnessed everything felt that he should continue to play dead.
Gui Deng covered his lips and looked at Qing Deng with a strange expression.
"Let you... hiccup me... bitter water... and give it back to you..." the belching green lamp spoke intermittently, as if very proud of his masterpiece.
Well, it seems that I still haven't sobered up.Ghost Lantern decided not to argue with the drunk, since he didn't suffer anyway.
However, the taste of sober medicine is really bad, so I'd better improve it next time.
The ghost lamp licking his lips thought so, pushed the blue lamp back to the bed, and wrapped him in the quilt without any reason, since he didn't sober up, he didn't expect him to wash himself, so he just made do with it for one night, anyway, tomorrow will be It wasn't him who had the headache.
Qing Deng struggled a few times, but seemed to have no strength and then stopped moving.
After the ghost lamp confirmed that he was no longer struggling, he let go of his hand and saw that someone had already fallen asleep, with his moist red mouth slightly opened, making a slight snoring sound.
"..."
Ghost Lantern was silent for a moment, adjusted his sleeping position, then turned off the light and left.
In the morning, Qing Deng was woken up by a severe headache, and he writhed on the bed holding his head in pain.
Qing Deng, who was drunk for the first time, naturally didn't know why he was so uncomfortable.
Fortunately, he still has a personal butler system.
【You drank too much yesterday, this is caused by a hangover. 】The system explained in his mind, 【Actually, if Master Ghost Lantern hadn't given you sober medicine, you would probably feel even more uncomfortable now. ] After a pause, the system asked him again: [Do you still remember what happened last night? 】Qingdeng froze suddenly.
Sensing his reaction, the system understood everything.
【Okay, I seem to remember it. 】
It's okay if it doesn't say anything, but once it is said, Qingdeng wants to die.
Why is he so reluctant to kiss the ghost lamp? ! ! !What face does he have to go out to meet people? ! ! !And that was his first kiss! ! !
【Master, if you don't get up, you will be late. ] The system reminded him mercilessly.
Qing Deng weakly moaned: "Can I apply for a rest?"
[If you want to apply for a break, you should go to Lord Ghost Lamp to ask for leave. 】
"NO~" I just want to ask for leave because I don't want to see him.
"By the way, I can ask my great uncle and grandpa for leave!"
He remembered that Yan Mowang said that ghost lamps do not eat breakfast, so he went directly to the cafeteria to ask Yan Mowang for leave, so he didn't have to worry about seeing ghost lamps embarrassingly?
Qing Deng figured this out and hurriedly got up to tidy himself up.
After the hangover, the kimono he was wearing that he hadn't changed could no longer be worn at all. The other kimonos that Qing's mother had prepared for her were too colorful. I don't want to wear those fancy kimonos that are improved from women's kimonos.
Fortunately, the prison guards have work uniforms, three sets of one. The style is specific, but the color can be chosen by oneself. The green lights are all blue, which is resistant to dirt and is not easy to be confused with other people's.
However, because of the size problem—the other male ghost guards are too big, and the ready-made men's prison guard uniform does not have his size, so the logistics department can only re-edit it for him, so he didn't get it until yesterday before get off work, at this moment Just put on.
Taking care of herself quickly, Qing Deng hurried to the cafeteria to find Yan Mo Wang sitting on the lantern.
What made him depressed was that King Yan Mo didn't come for breakfast today.
The staff in the cafeteria told him: "Your Majesty usually drinks too much and can't get up in the morning, and he doesn't come to eat breakfast. Usually, we ask the jailers who drop by to help take him to the main hall. Since you are here, I will trouble you today. There are still people in the hall. It’s for Master Ghost Lantern.”
After speaking, he handed out an extra-large food box from the window.
Qing Deng was so depressed that he ate something indiscriminately, and went to the main hall to report with the food box.
In the main hall, Yan Mo Wang hadn't come yet, but the ghost lamp had already arrived.
Qing Deng looked at the time, and it was about 15 minutes before eight o'clock.
Didn't Yan Mowang say that he came under the pressure of time?Why did you make an exception today?
The ghost lamp between the table and the table buried his head and saw him, and said calmly, "What did you take?"
Seeing that his expression remained unchanged as usual, Qing Deng felt relieved and tried to pretend that he didn't remember yesterday's oolong, and put the food box in his hand on the table.
"Your Majesty didn't go to the cafeteria for breakfast today. The cafeteria asked me to bring your breakfast."
"Your Majesty didn't wake up? I guess he overslept again." Gui Deng frowned, put down his pen and got up, "I'll call him."
"Ah, let me go, you eat first." Qing Deng hurriedly said, and then ran away without giving Ghost Lantern a chance to speak.
Ghost Lantern looked at the figure who seemed to be running away, and licked the corners of his mouth very rarely, but this smile that only appeared once a year was not seen by anyone (ghost).
With the system guiding the way, Qing Deng easily found King Yan Mo's room.
"Strange, why is there a statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva here?"
Before Qing Deng arrived at King Yama's room, he saw a statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva at the door.
The statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva with the face and height of a child suddenly came to life, opened his eyes and said with a smile, "It's not a statue of a Bodhisattva, it's the real Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva."
The startled Qing Deng realized that this is hell. Since there are ghosts, the gods are naturally normal.
"Sorry!" Qing Deng quickly apologized.
"It doesn't matter, you are Xiaodeng, you are such a good boy." Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva looked at him with a smile, as if looking at his own child.
"Yes, you know me?"
"You don't need to be so polite, I am the incarnation of Yan Mo, so you should also call me grand uncle." Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva continued to put a bomb.
Mom, do you know that your ancestors not only have the ancestors who were Yama kings, but also the ancestors who were Bodhisattvas?Qing Deng's face was full of shock. He never expected that the huge King Yan Mo had such a small incarnation, and he was also the famous Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
I always feel that the background of the Aoki family is not ordinary, no wonder it can be passed down for so many generations, there are definitely people above it!
In the evening, we must make a video call to tell our parents.
"But you've already called the great uncle and grandpa, so it's easy to confuse me if you call me that... Otherwise, you should call me great uncle."
Great Uncle and Grand Uncle actually have the same meaning but are called differently. But how can this opportunity to hold the thigh be missed.
"Uncle, what are you doing here?"
Earth Store Bodhisattva said embarrassingly: "I came to report to the king, but I didn't expect him to go out to drink, so I waited here, and fell asleep accidentally."
To sleep is not to sleep on the bed but to squat anywhere to make yourself look like a stone statue?The blue light is covered with black lines.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva didn't know what he was thinking, so he smiled and asked him, "Are you looking for the king? He's still sleeping."
But no, the snoring can be heard through the door, and one can tell that the people inside are still awake.
Just listening to this voice, Qing Deng understood why the ghost lamp who loves to discipline Yan Mo Wang so much doesn't live next door to Yan Mo Wang.
"Master Ghost Lantern asked me to wake him up. It's almost time for work."
After saying that, Qing Deng stepped forward to knock on the door, but unfortunately no one opened the door after knocking for a long time.
"You can't do this, you have to do this." Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva stepped forward and knocked on the door with the Zen stick in his hand, and the door opened automatically, "Go in and call someone."
"I'm sorry to trouble you." Qing Deng quickly entered the door and called Yan Mo Wang up.
Qing Deng was pulled by the ghost lamp and sent back to the room. He didn't make a fuss along the way, but if the ghost lamp didn't pull him, he wouldn't move, just like a puppet.
Even when he returned to the room, Ghost Lantern wanted to leave directly, but seeing how stupid he was, he didn't even know he was going to bed, just sat on the bed with his eyes open in a daze, did he leave such a guy alone, and returned to himself The pharmacy's pharmacy is now equipped with medicines for understanding alcohol, and when they are brought over, they are poured directly into the green lamp.
What I want to say here is that although Ghost Lantern is currently studying Chinese medicine prescriptions, he is better at ancient prescriptions that have been handed down for many years in hell. These ancient prescriptions are not only effective, but the materials are very hellish, and they are boiled with wizards. Those potions are just as weird, and the natural taste is also very scary.
It is more terrifying than traditional Chinese medicine.
At the beginning, Qing Deng obediently opened his mouth to give him something to drink, but when the weird and disgusting taste in his mouth spread, he was not happy, and started to struggle while shaking his head. Let him dodge, and pour down the whole bowl of hangover medicine in one go.
He almost didn't choke the green lamp to death.
"Cough, cough, cough!" The released Qing Deng lay on the bed and coughed for a long time. Maybe it was the effect of the medicine, or he was shocked by the taste in his mouth. His mind seemed to have recovered a lot, and he coughed. While staring at the ghost lamp with those eyes coughing up tears.
Ghost Lantern let him stare calmly: "When you wake up, go to the bathroom to clean yourself and then rest. Don't be late tomorrow morning."
He was just about to leave when the cold Qing Deng jumped up from the bed and rushed towards him. Naturally, the ghost lamp could have avoided such a move, but the Qing Deng was coming fiercely. If he dodged, the other party would have to bump into the back In the cabinet, the ghost lamp, which had rarely softened its heart, paused for a moment, and was caught by the green lamp.
Still thinking about what he was trying to do, Qing Deng had wrapped his hands around Gui Deng's neck and pulled down fiercely, then gnawed on Gui Deng's mouth.
It was really gnawing, biting the other person's lips without saying anything, and sticking out his tongue to sweep it several times before letting go in satisfaction.
【…】The system that witnessed everything felt that he should continue to play dead.
Gui Deng covered his lips and looked at Qing Deng with a strange expression.
"Let you... hiccup me... bitter water... and give it back to you..." the belching green lamp spoke intermittently, as if very proud of his masterpiece.
Well, it seems that I still haven't sobered up.Ghost Lantern decided not to argue with the drunk, since he didn't suffer anyway.
However, the taste of sober medicine is really bad, so I'd better improve it next time.
The ghost lamp licking his lips thought so, pushed the blue lamp back to the bed, and wrapped him in the quilt without any reason, since he didn't sober up, he didn't expect him to wash himself, so he just made do with it for one night, anyway, tomorrow will be It wasn't him who had the headache.
Qing Deng struggled a few times, but seemed to have no strength and then stopped moving.
After the ghost lamp confirmed that he was no longer struggling, he let go of his hand and saw that someone had already fallen asleep, with his moist red mouth slightly opened, making a slight snoring sound.
"..."
Ghost Lantern was silent for a moment, adjusted his sleeping position, then turned off the light and left.
In the morning, Qing Deng was woken up by a severe headache, and he writhed on the bed holding his head in pain.
Qing Deng, who was drunk for the first time, naturally didn't know why he was so uncomfortable.
Fortunately, he still has a personal butler system.
【You drank too much yesterday, this is caused by a hangover. 】The system explained in his mind, 【Actually, if Master Ghost Lantern hadn't given you sober medicine, you would probably feel even more uncomfortable now. ] After a pause, the system asked him again: [Do you still remember what happened last night? 】Qingdeng froze suddenly.
Sensing his reaction, the system understood everything.
【Okay, I seem to remember it. 】
It's okay if it doesn't say anything, but once it is said, Qingdeng wants to die.
Why is he so reluctant to kiss the ghost lamp? ! ! !What face does he have to go out to meet people? ! ! !And that was his first kiss! ! !
【Master, if you don't get up, you will be late. ] The system reminded him mercilessly.
Qing Deng weakly moaned: "Can I apply for a rest?"
[If you want to apply for a break, you should go to Lord Ghost Lamp to ask for leave. 】
"NO~" I just want to ask for leave because I don't want to see him.
"By the way, I can ask my great uncle and grandpa for leave!"
He remembered that Yan Mowang said that ghost lamps do not eat breakfast, so he went directly to the cafeteria to ask Yan Mowang for leave, so he didn't have to worry about seeing ghost lamps embarrassingly?
Qing Deng figured this out and hurriedly got up to tidy himself up.
After the hangover, the kimono he was wearing that he hadn't changed could no longer be worn at all. The other kimonos that Qing's mother had prepared for her were too colorful. I don't want to wear those fancy kimonos that are improved from women's kimonos.
Fortunately, the prison guards have work uniforms, three sets of one. The style is specific, but the color can be chosen by oneself. The green lights are all blue, which is resistant to dirt and is not easy to be confused with other people's.
However, because of the size problem—the other male ghost guards are too big, and the ready-made men's prison guard uniform does not have his size, so the logistics department can only re-edit it for him, so he didn't get it until yesterday before get off work, at this moment Just put on.
Taking care of herself quickly, Qing Deng hurried to the cafeteria to find Yan Mo Wang sitting on the lantern.
What made him depressed was that King Yan Mo didn't come for breakfast today.
The staff in the cafeteria told him: "Your Majesty usually drinks too much and can't get up in the morning, and he doesn't come to eat breakfast. Usually, we ask the jailers who drop by to help take him to the main hall. Since you are here, I will trouble you today. There are still people in the hall. It’s for Master Ghost Lantern.”
After speaking, he handed out an extra-large food box from the window.
Qing Deng was so depressed that he ate something indiscriminately, and went to the main hall to report with the food box.
In the main hall, Yan Mo Wang hadn't come yet, but the ghost lamp had already arrived.
Qing Deng looked at the time, and it was about 15 minutes before eight o'clock.
Didn't Yan Mowang say that he came under the pressure of time?Why did you make an exception today?
The ghost lamp between the table and the table buried his head and saw him, and said calmly, "What did you take?"
Seeing that his expression remained unchanged as usual, Qing Deng felt relieved and tried to pretend that he didn't remember yesterday's oolong, and put the food box in his hand on the table.
"Your Majesty didn't go to the cafeteria for breakfast today. The cafeteria asked me to bring your breakfast."
"Your Majesty didn't wake up? I guess he overslept again." Gui Deng frowned, put down his pen and got up, "I'll call him."
"Ah, let me go, you eat first." Qing Deng hurriedly said, and then ran away without giving Ghost Lantern a chance to speak.
Ghost Lantern looked at the figure who seemed to be running away, and licked the corners of his mouth very rarely, but this smile that only appeared once a year was not seen by anyone (ghost).
With the system guiding the way, Qing Deng easily found King Yan Mo's room.
"Strange, why is there a statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva here?"
Before Qing Deng arrived at King Yama's room, he saw a statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva at the door.
The statue of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva with the face and height of a child suddenly came to life, opened his eyes and said with a smile, "It's not a statue of a Bodhisattva, it's the real Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva."
The startled Qing Deng realized that this is hell. Since there are ghosts, the gods are naturally normal.
"Sorry!" Qing Deng quickly apologized.
"It doesn't matter, you are Xiaodeng, you are such a good boy." Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva looked at him with a smile, as if looking at his own child.
"Yes, you know me?"
"You don't need to be so polite, I am the incarnation of Yan Mo, so you should also call me grand uncle." Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva continued to put a bomb.
Mom, do you know that your ancestors not only have the ancestors who were Yama kings, but also the ancestors who were Bodhisattvas?Qing Deng's face was full of shock. He never expected that the huge King Yan Mo had such a small incarnation, and he was also the famous Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
I always feel that the background of the Aoki family is not ordinary, no wonder it can be passed down for so many generations, there are definitely people above it!
In the evening, we must make a video call to tell our parents.
"But you've already called the great uncle and grandpa, so it's easy to confuse me if you call me that... Otherwise, you should call me great uncle."
Great Uncle and Grand Uncle actually have the same meaning but are called differently. But how can this opportunity to hold the thigh be missed.
"Uncle, what are you doing here?"
Earth Store Bodhisattva said embarrassingly: "I came to report to the king, but I didn't expect him to go out to drink, so I waited here, and fell asleep accidentally."
To sleep is not to sleep on the bed but to squat anywhere to make yourself look like a stone statue?The blue light is covered with black lines.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva didn't know what he was thinking, so he smiled and asked him, "Are you looking for the king? He's still sleeping."
But no, the snoring can be heard through the door, and one can tell that the people inside are still awake.
Just listening to this voice, Qing Deng understood why the ghost lamp who loves to discipline Yan Mo Wang so much doesn't live next door to Yan Mo Wang.
"Master Ghost Lantern asked me to wake him up. It's almost time for work."
After saying that, Qing Deng stepped forward to knock on the door, but unfortunately no one opened the door after knocking for a long time.
"You can't do this, you have to do this." Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva stepped forward and knocked on the door with the Zen stick in his hand, and the door opened automatically, "Go in and call someone."
"I'm sorry to trouble you." Qing Deng quickly entered the door and called Yan Mo Wang up.
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