[Comprehensive British and American] Righteousness without haze

"...So to become an FBI doesn't necessarily have to be a major match. We welcome every eligible American citizen to sign up. For example, before I entered the FBI, I was a major in philosophy, which seemed to be of little use." The detective with pure black short hair made a summary standing behind the podium. There were many young faces in front of him. However, the speaker who was responsible for explaining the recruitment to college students was also extremely young in appearance. He looked just like those present students are in the same age group.

The brown-haired doctor standing beside Noel seemed to agree and nodded, "Yes, for example, I have not only majored in chemical mathematics engineering, but also majored in psychology, philosophy and sociology."

Hearing this, the students below raised their hands and asked Rhett, who had talked about too many fields: "So which major did you get your degree in the end?"

"In terms of degrees, I have a Ph.D. in chemistry, mathematics, and engineering. I have a bachelor's degree in psychology and sociology, and I'm still studying philosophy." The doctor answered the other party's question obediently, as if he had only obtained a degree of this level for himself Still feeling a little ashamed, and Noel looked at the expressions of the students below, and felt as if he had foreseen the next scene.

Sure enough, the next student asked that devastating question: "Excuse me... how old are you this year?"

"24." The doctor, who was still ready to answer questions, seemed a little confused about this question, and there was still doubt in his eyes, but he replied honestly.

So all the students looked at Rhett with a frightened expression, the kind of appearance that they saw an existence that they could only hold back in this life, especially when they looked at the young face of the doctor, and then at Noel The younger-looking face cast slight doubts on the fact that the FBI registration requirements mentioned in the speech just now are not so strict.

The little brown-haired doctor seemed to be aware of the embarrassing atmosphere, and blinked his eyes trying to save the scene, "Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered a joke—do you know how many existentialists it takes to screw in a light bulb?"

As an agent who graduated from philosophy, Noel immediately realized what kind of a joke this was. Fortunately, he was not only a graduate of philosophy, but also a wizard who graduated from Slytherin, and his interpersonal skills were still very good, so he Rarely interrupting others, he still smiled very kindly, "Well, before he tells his philosophical jokes... Believe me, I feel very cold as a philosophy graduate student... I have to Let me tell you, we're lucky to have Dr. Rhett, because the rest of us aren't as knowledgeable as he is. So... anyone have any questions at the end?"

The scene seemed to be rescued from embarrassment. Noel saw the students who raised their hands in cooperation, and kept smiling while waiting for the other party's questions.

"Do you have a girlfriend, Agent Evelyn?"

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"I said that I am not suitable for this kind of occasion, but my opinions are always ignored." Walking in the aisle of the university, the doctor who finished the so-called speech said this to his teammates, obviously unable to understand the other members of the group. Decide.

The dark-haired profiler shrugged and said the answer: "Because you are young, Rhett. And we hope that your peers will make you relax a little bit, which may be better for you to get along with other people... But I screwed up."

This obviously refers to the girlfriend's problem.

"No, you did a good job, Noel." Reid quickly denied the last sentence of the other party, then pursed his lips and smiled, "I messed up."

"That's not the case, Rhett." Noel patted the little doctor on the shoulder and explained: "We all know that many things cannot be ignored step by step, which is why I am here... But it turns out that Maybe it would be better to have Morgan next time."

Having said that, the wizard with lake green eyes went on to explain the topic, "I mean, look, I said a lot of things and tried to save the scene at the end, but I didn't even know that they all Did you hear me...hope this year's registration numbers won't be too bad."

"In fact, studies have shown that most people with good appearance will have good registration data when recruiting." The brown-haired doctor looks serious and serious, and just looking at his expression may make people mistakenly think that he is publishing something important Academic speech, rather than reassuring, "You should pray that enrollments don't explode this year."

Hearing this, the black-haired and green-eyed boy seemed a little surprised and even slowed down a little. He turned his head and looked at the people around him with a relieved smile, "I have to say, Rhett. You The way of complimenting just now is really great, if we can maintain this level of chatting in the future, we don’t have to worry about your social problems.”

"I'm just citing data." The young detective who was praised so bluntly tilted his head hesitantly, and seemed to disagree with his teammate's statement, "It's based on facts."

The wizard who got a similar negative answer raised his eyebrows, "You know that it is also a science to use knowledge well in social interaction."

The brown-haired doctor continued to retort, "I'm good at using it, but I'm not good at it socially."

Noel was noncommittal about this.

They walked down the stairs from the corridor, the steps were not high, and the number of floors was not much at all, but they were stopped when they had just walked a few steps.

"Agent Evelyn." An unfamiliar male voice came from behind, but it sounded very young, probably the students of the university who heard their speech not long ago.

Noel turned around and testified with his good memory. Not long after the speech was over, he could still remember that such a face did appear at their speech, and he remembered it very clearly, because of this The students sit in the last row, and there are no classmates around them. At first glance, there will be a lonely impression, but if you look at it from the perspective of a profiler, this conclusion is actually not very strong or powerful. logic.

But he won't profile someone when he sees him. He is a profiler, but he doesn't profile everyone he meets, so it's just such a little impression, not to mention he doesn't remember when During the speech, the student made a speech or asked some questions.

"What's the matter?" The boy who graduated from Slytherin put on a formulaic smile, but no one would think how fake this smile was on such a face.

"Ah, yes." After getting the response from the person who was stopped by him, the young student's expression became very enthusiastic... In fact, it was not that he was not unenthusiastic before, but he was still a little anxious to wait for the reply...Of course it looks like now There was also a little nervousness, "I'm a student at the University of Virginia, and I just listened to your speech."

"That's right." The black-haired detective nodded, "I remember you, you sat in the last row."

The young man who claimed to be a student at the University of Virginia widened his smile when he heard this. He looked like a fan who was told by his idol that he had an impression of him, and his whole face flushed red with excitement. , and the next words seem to confirm this unsure statement, "I like your speech very much, I think it is very good! Your speech was also very good during the serial murder case in California, and I have admired it since then you."

The case in California has a little bit to do with Hollywood, so Noel, as an agent who doesn't look like an FBI business at all, but more like a figure in the entertainment industry, is looking for a certain celebrity to learn about the situation It is not incomprehensible that a little bit of gossip spread because of being photographed from time to time.

Fortunately, the big star who is another party involved doesn't care much about scandals, but the reporter seems to be very excited to find such a shocking information on the star who has almost no scandals. After digging, I don't know where to get it Knowing that Noel is the identity of the FBI who came to handle the case, and then things became big, and the gossip turned into whether the star had committed some major crimes that violated laws and disciplines, even the FBI was recruited, or what was the star's relationship with the FBI? What does it matter to the most recent serial killer, and if the star does commit a crime in the end it still doesn't do full justice because of its status.

This is a slightly annoying thing for BAU who is still handling the case. If the media is not a helper in catching prisoners but a troublemaker, it is really a headache.

The case was resolved smoothly in the end, but when they were about to fly back to Quantico, a reporter actually came to interview Noel about how he felt about mistakenly naming the star as a suspect. Because of the suspect, Noel, who was already unhappy because this kind of incident hindered the process of solving the case, naturally made a serious criticism of the local media and some of the actions that occurred during the period—he was not If you are in the entertainment industry, you don't have to worry about the reputation.

The only thing to worry about is that the higher-ups will think that he has lowered the image of the FBI in front of the public, but Noel Evelyn has been in the leadership after all, and even criticism with righteous words also has the legendary art of speaking, He wouldn't worry about offending most people too badly. Even if his superiors were still dissatisfied with his behavior, he wouldn't be punished so badly. What's more, the leaders who basically talked to Noel felt that he There is nothing wrong with doing it.

Surprisingly, things did not develop as expected.

It may be because they have just solved a major case after all, or it may be because the appearance and the righteous expression are too lethal... Most of his teammates think it is the latter, but Nuo El insisted that it was because of his speaking skills... The people all said, Mr. Detective is right, he worked so hard to handle cases, arrest criminals and protect the people, so you only care about these messy things and obstruct official duties, Do you know how many fewer lives could have been saved without these actions?Do you know how dangerous serial killers are?Do you know that people are using their lives to solve the case?

Of course, some people said during the period that they seemed to be profilers. This job seemed to be more in-house and less dangerous. Then some enthusiastic people popularized the science of profilers. It is not easy, and their lives are also in danger. And there will be even greater psychological and spiritual torture. Do you think it will be fine as long as you talk about it?Do you know how many skills people need to light up and how much bitterness they need to pay?Even if there was no danger to their lives, wouldn't they have solved this dangerous and vicious case?Then at the end of the article, I said that every line of work is not easy, and I pay tribute to everyone who loves and works hard. In the middle, I mentioned some positive examples about the media and reporters, looking forward to the future and sublimating the theme.

Full score composition.Back in the Behavior Analysis Department, Noel, who was appreciated by his superiors because he didn’t understand it, looked back and searched for this matter, and when he saw this article, he commented like this.

As for some people in the back who said, "Aren't you just looking at the face? If you change this to someone who is ugly and say this, you really still have people paying tribute to science popularization like now? The wind direction should all become a war between state agencies and media people. Right?" This kind of words were all brushed down, Noel closed the page after reading the general understanding above, and the author of the article later published two articles for this, and finally the incident developed into a A tribute to professionals in every industry and things about the importance of language arts are certainly not seen as well.

In view of the fact that this incident does have a little publicity...mainly because it involves a big star, it is slightly higher than the publicity of the same name and the same face...so Noel did not mention California to this student What's wrong with the serial murder case.

Noel glanced at Reed's face, wondering if it was "Hey! Your fans!" or "I'm right, there is really no need to worry about the number of registrations for this year", but in short, he didn't run between the two. They continued their itinerary, but the pace was much slower. This scene looked like an academic discussion between the instructor and the students, "I'm glad you like me...so you want to ask about signing up for the FBI question?"

The young man nodded and replied in the affirmative, "Yes... I remember you said Virginia is your alma mater."

"That's right, my colleagues know that they are here to promote the University of Virginia, and they all think that as a senior, I have to come." Noel made a helpless expression, but it seemed that it was much more real than the previous formulaic smile, although He felt that this topic seemed to be a little bit off from his own question just now, but it was understandable seeing the child's excited expression.

"They should be proud of you," the young student said, obviously more praise than fact.

If this is in the wizarding world, it is reasonable to say that the students of Slytherin House should be proud of him. After all, Noel has indeed made quite a lot of reforms. Whether it is good or bad, it has a huge influence, but this In the Muggle world, he is just an ordinary detective, and he has not become a senator or a president. Every university has a few who will become detectives, and sometimes it is not necessarily a university. Graduation, so this sentence is really exaggerated.

The black-haired young wizard frowned slightly, thinking about whether he should correct this statement, and heard the other party continue what he had just said, "You are doing an honest job and have unquestionable abilities, but they I only care about whether you have a girlfriend or not, and your face."

Noel thought this was probably complaining about what happened during the speech before, and his face changed into a helpless smile, "Actually, the matter is not so serious."

"Don't you think so, Mr. Detective?" In some respects, the redness on the face of the young man who can be regarded as a junior has faded a lot, but it doesn't look like he has calmed down, but more like a new look. An excited way, the smile that was pulled at this time inexplicably gave people a strange feeling, "And Mr. Doctor. It is obvious that their knowledge field is too narrow, but they regard knowledgeable people as weird. They regard ignorant people as weird. Using selfish desires to mess up morality, the whole society is full of ignorance and corruption.”

"Murder, abuse, domestic violence, rape|rape... Human beings need to be educated, but they still proclaim themselves the masters of all things." The student stared at the too-young wizard in front of him, with deep meaning in his eyes, and his temperament was very different from the beginning. "I think it's a good way to purify with an escape room, what do you think? Just make a little change..."

Noel and Rhett looked at each other, convinced that they saw the same information as their own judgment in each other's eyes, "You probably have to go with us."

"I am honored to be arrested by you." The suspect stretched out his hands without any resistance.

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Thank you little angel for mine O(∩_∩)O~

After such a long time, there should not be many people waiting for the episode. The profiler’s daily life is a rare leisure time and he ran into a case again... [Wang Tianshun said that because it is a daily episode, he will not write about the process of solving the case. The prototype is In an episode of Criminal Minds, I finally lost control of my unicorn arm and opened the Winter Soldier’s manuscript deposit pit. If there are still people watching the episode, it will be considered as publicized, and I haven’t decided which pit to fill in first. = =