Watch me make Haw disappear

"Look I Make Haw Lost" Author: Shopkeeper Thirteen

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Also known as:

"Oops My Dick Falls Off"

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Outline

Professional silly white sweet, not sweet do not need money.

Very short, the manuscript has been completed.

Content tags: Sweet love in the city

Search keywords: Protagonist: Qin Chong, Wu Lue┃Supporting role: Li Tong, etc.┃Others: 1V1, HE

The manager of the XXXX specialty store pointed at a model who was roaring, the loud voice could stop the model's heartbeat, if it had a heart.

"Take a good look, whose model has a dick? Huh?!" The store manager couldn't speak easily, his lips trembling faster than a pile driver.

Clerk A murmured, "Yes, you asked me to buy a model with nine heads, tall eyebrows, deep eyes, straight nose and thin lips, and abs?"

"Then did I say I'm going to bring a dick?" The store manager stretched out his hand and pointed at the model's abdominal muscles, and the hard poking made his fingers hurt, and he became even more angry, "I'm still 1.9 meters tall. How many 1.9 meters are there! Look at the sleeves and trousers. There are also noses and eyes, did you bring them from the wax museum?"

Clerk A looked at the tight and skinny clothes on the model, bowed his head and scolded the model without saying a word.

"Hurry up and throw it out for me, you will get angry when you look at it!" The store manager threw down a sentence and left angrily.

Clerk A sniffed in disbelief, looked at the model who was a head taller than him, sighed, rolled up his sleeves, bent down and hugged the model, and walked towards the trash can behind the building.

Qin Chong was forced to walk around because of the annual meeting, and now he has a splitting headache, and the back of his head seems to be filled with lead, and even a little movement can crush his nerves.

He could vaguely remember bringing a little boy back last night. He was quite tall and handsome, but he never expected that he was still a baby. ate him.

He has never been so appetizing to him in his life, and Qin Chong has the idea of ​​wanting to keep him for a few years.

There was a buzzing sound, and the sound of the mobile phone next to his ear made his head hurt even more.

"Who is it?" Qin Chong said impatiently.

"Hahahahahaha you idiot, you actually walked away with a model in your arms last night hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Qin Chong glanced at the caller ID, and after it was marked Li Daduan, he stopped fussing with the other party, "Are you jealous of models? It's just that you have to attract models like this. Do you understand that it's called charm?"

"Fuck, don't talk nonsense," Li Tong said, "Is that a model you're hugging? That's a plastic model selling clothes! Don't you believe it? I'll send you a photo later, hahaha Haha you big idiot!"

Qin Chong hung up the phone angrily, but received a WeChat message after a while.He clicked on it, and it turned out that he was blindly kissing a huge model with his arms around him.The model's face is not very clear, but it is not human at first glance.

Qin Chong felt goosebumps all over his body, and when he was about to rub his arms a few times, he suddenly found an object in his hand.Before he could come back to his senses, he heard someone beside him say a word.

"Can you give me my Haw back?"

"Damn it!!" Qin Chong was so frightened that he dropped the things in his hand, and fell off the bed with a pale face.

After the model took Haw, he found a place and installed it again as if nothing had happened.The person who made him made him a detachable chirp, which is very convenient when he is a model, but not good when he is a human being, it is old.

"You, you, who are you!" Qin Chong pointed at the model and trembled.

"I'm a model," the model knelt by the bed and looked at the person sitting on the ground, "I have a number, called 23333."

"I'm still hahahaha." Qin Chong rolled his eyes, suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right, and quickly brought the topic back, "Are you human?"

"I don't know," said the model.

"That's true," Qin Chong suddenly realized, "You have no brains."

The model nodded, with a dull face, "Why do I think you are scolding me?"

"You're thinking too much," Qin Chong took out his phone and showed the model the photos, and asked again, "Is this you?"

"Hey, hey, I'm pretty good-looking." The model scratched her head embarrassedly, "This is the first time I've seen what I look like."

Qin Chong was so frightened that he was dumbfounded. He sat on the ground for a long time without reacting. He tremblingly said, "Is this really you? Why don't you see that this is not a human being!"

"Why are you swearing at people?" the model said with her lips pursed, "I understand this sentence."

It looks so pretty.Qin Chong was fascinated by the aggrieved face of the model, and he recovered after a jolt, "You said it was you, how do you prove it?"

"I still have to prove that I'm me?" The model tilted her head and thought for a while, then suddenly froze, her whole body was gray.

Qin Chong was so frightened that his heart almost stopped, thinking that something had happened to the model, he got up from the ground and wanted to test the main artery in the model's neck. i

"Do you think I can prove it like this?" the model said suddenly.

"Fuck you, uncle!" Qin Chong was so frightened that he fell back to the ground.

"I don't have a grandfather." The model looked confused, and then her mouth drooped, and tears fell out of her eyes, "I don't have anyone."

"Hey, don't cry." Qin Chong couldn't see the beauty shedding tears, so he quickly got up and wiped the model's eyes, and asked softly, "Don't you have any family?"

"Yes." The model sniffled, "In 3015, what year is it now?"

Qin Chong's hand wiping his tears froze in the air, he suspected that he had crossed over.

"You said that in the future there will be no models, only mock models?" Qin Chong's mind is full of question marks, who is this on the opposite side? Come 3015!

"That's right," the model nodded, "we have the same role as the model."

"You also need to eat, drink, sleep, and have sex?" Qin Chong asked curiously.

"If there is such a requirement, we can also start this program." The model blushed as she spoke, "You started it last night, it's quite comfortable."

"Then you can live a long life?" Qin Chong rubbed his chin and asked.

"Trends are constantly changing," the model said solemnly, "We will have to remake in 20 years at most."

"Aren't you still you after the rebuild?" Qin Chong asked

"Are you still you after reincarnation?" the model replied.

"What does the future look like? Is it like this?" Qin Chong took the model to finish watching "Transformers" and "Guardians of the Galaxy". If it wasn't already midnight and he had to go to work tomorrow, he even wanted to give Doctor Who to the model Amway go out. !

"It looks good." The model spat out two words, looking at Qin Chong with sparkling eyes, "I still have to see it."

Qin Chong watched the model's eye sockets turn red, with thin strands of red blood intertwined.He rubbed his dry eyes, and asked the last question, "Isn't there any sense of familiarity?"

The model shook her head, "I may have been sent to the wrong time and space, I should have gone to Planet ABC."

Qin Chong wanted to return Sophie's planet. He dared to feel that the model was wrongly reincarnated to the earth when he was born without even seeing the world. He looked at the model's big teary eyes and felt a little pained.

"Let me give you a name." Qin Chong said, "I can't always call you a model."

"Can I be called a Transformer?" the model asked.

"No, you are not allowed to call any names in foreign movies. It's too long for me to remember." Qin Chong cut it straight, waved his hand, and just pointed to a book on the shelf, "You should call it that name. "

"Father?"

"Wu Lue!"

Wu Lue learned daily life quickly, which gave Qin Chong a deep sense of crisis of robots invading the earth.

After Wu Lue took a shower, he hugged his pajamas and refused to put them on.

Qin Chong sat on the bed and looked at him, asking puzzledly, "Can't you wear it?"

"That..." Wu Lue asked a little timidly, "Can you still start the program for me?"

Qin Chong understood instantly. He patted the bed calmly and said, "Come and sleep."

In fact, the bottom has already protruded from the quilt.

Wu Lue threw away his pajamas happily, ran onto Qin Chong's bed naked, and sat on top of Qin Chong's little brother with his legs spread across the quilt.

He stretched his hand underneath, loosened the chrysanthemum himself, bit his lower lip and said, "Come in quickly."

Qin Chong's blood surged up, but Wu Luelang couldn't bear it, so he threw himself on Wu Lue and pressed him on the bed.

It was tight and warm inside, and Qin Chong felt that his little brother had never been so worthwhile in his life. All the fucks in the past were purely thrusting and venting, but only now did he understand what an orgasm is.

Wu Lue screamed loudly from below, and put his arms around Qin Chong's neck to kiss him.

Qin Chong immediately swallowed the other's thin lips, rubbed and licked his chest, and unlocked all the sensitive points of Wu Lue overnight, causing Wu Lue to cry until he couldn't breathe.

Qin Chong woke up early in the morning. He looked at his watch and it was only 06:30. The last time he woke up at this time, he went out for a whole night and stayed up all night.

But it was different now, he felt refreshed as if he drank a bottle of toilet water.

When he just woke up, he found himself nestled in Wu Lue's arms.Seeing that the other party was still asleep, he quietly broke free and pulled the other party into his arms.Wu Lue felt that the large hot water bottle in his bosom was gone, and was about to pout his lips in grievance, when he suddenly encountered a warm spot, and happily slipped in.

Qin Chong looked at Wu Lue, who was covered in red and purple hickey marks in his arms, and felt very satisfied.

Looks good, can be cute, has a great figure, and can be fucked.Qin Chong reckoned that all the incense burnt by his ancestors had been burnt here.

"Awake?" Qin Chong saw the person in his arms move, and looked at him with big eyes, and his heart trembled when he was so cute.

Wu Lue didn't speak, the body under the quilt