The Demon Cult leader just wants to be as quiet as a chicken

"The Demon Cult Leader Just Wants to Be Quiet as a Chicken" Author: Uncle Dian Thirteen

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Indifferent, ruthless, domineering president, hero Gong X upright, simple and kind, the leader of the Demon Cult

This article is also known as "Jianghu was pitted", "The leader of the demon cult is a good citizen", "How the righteous circle was blocked by the leader of the demon cult"

Shi Dongbei has always thought of himself as a simple, upright and honest second-generation villager.

But he has a dream of being a hero, and he didn't realize until he slipped out of the mountains and wandered the rivers and lakes——

Justice is not in the hearts of people.

Home!Of course!exist!magic!teach!

By the way... it seems that I am still the leader of the Demon Cult?

It’s just silly and sweet, and the picture is happy (I comforted myself when no one was looking)

Content tags: Inspirational life, joy, friends, love, sweet essays

Search keywords: Protagonist: Shi Dongbei, Qingyun┃Supporting role: Lan Yun┃Others: 1V1, HE

Justice does not fall, there is no trick to win

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The breeze blows into the lush forest, carrying the rustling of the leaves.The mottled tree shadows were scattered on the forest path, and a young man in neat shorts sat on the ground leaning against the tree trunk and sighed.

"Why did Elder Sun go to such lengths to fix this thing?" The young man threw the burden on the ground, folded his hands under his head and pillowed it, and held a dog's tail flower in his mouth. Why don't you set up a Qimen Dunjia to guard the three-thirds of the land? Tired young master's calf is about to twitch."

He rested for about a stick of incense before turning over, picking up his burden and walking down the mountain slowly, "Just a few broken stones and trying to stop the young master? When the young master usually eats five bowls of rice for nothing ?”

The young man's name is Shi Dongbei. Elder Sun in the village is an immigrant from the Northeast.

Xu Dongbei often complained to Elder Sun.

"Why does our good village have to have a few elders?" Shi Dongbei was very displeased, "The villages written in the book are not like this!"

"That's their idiot, we are at the forefront of the trend of the times!" Elder Sun lied calmly, "Nowadays, fashionable villages have to have such titles, and elders must be equipped as standard, if there is no elder to support , this villager can't lift his face when he goes out."

Although Shi Dongbei is not a law-abiding person, on the contrary, he can provoke chickens and dogs wherever he goes, but he cares about his villagers very much.I feel that I am everyone's parent officer, the kind who feeds the villagers with shit and urine, and is extremely worried.If the Zhang family lost a needle, Shi Dongbei could find it for three days and three nights without taking a breather.

The elders are also free and happy to accompany him in acting.

But Shi Dongbei was tired of staying in the valley. Anyone who stayed in the valley for more than ten years would get tired of it.So at night when it was dark and windy, and he could fall into the pit when going to the latrine, he slipped out of the mountain.

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Shi Dongbei has a dream of being a hero.

Justice does not fail, relying on the rivers and lakes with a sword.Sorrow comes to drink, the kind that lies drunk and laughs in the sea.

Everyone in their village practiced martial arts to become a trend. Although they were all physically fit and unable to make it to the stage, it did not prevent Shi Dongbei from daydreaming about being a hero.

In the Daqing Dynasty, there were four major sects in the Zhengdao circle.Qingyun in the north, Xiaoyao in the south, Xuanhai in the east and Pengtian in the west.People in the Jianghu are called the Four King Kongs, representing love and justice.

Shi Dongbei is the most fan of the Qingyun sect, and all the disciples of Qingyun sect are heroes of the rivers and lakes.Just take out a yoyo, he is a top hero, and it is not an exaggeration to order 360 and five likes.Ever since the Qingyun faction took the lead to destroy the Demon Cult, Shi Dongbei respected the Qingyun faction even more.After digging through more than a dozen Jianghu tabloids, he decisively became a fan of the Qingyun sect.

The chief disciple of the Qingyun Peak elder Qingyun of the Qingyun School is named Lan Yun.

This person's bones are excellent, and his sleeves have a cool breeze, and every move and style is a beautiful scroll handed down from generation to generation.

Lan Yun is Shi Dongbei's male god and sweetheart.

Shi Dongbei spent countless nights relying on the portrait of Lan Yun in the tabloid newspapers.

Brother Thumb and Lan Yun became his closest relatives other than the elders.

His main purpose of going down the mountain this time was to watch Lan Yun with his own eyes.

The four major sects of the Jianghu gathered in Qingzhou, gathered four dragon symbols, and ordered the knights from all over the world to encircle and suppress the remnants of the demon sect.

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As soon as the Jianghu tabloids came out, all the heroes and knights rushed to Qingzhou with all their might.This is a rare and famous day. The last time the Demon Cult demons were cleaned up was ten years ago.The Qingyun sect won the first prize, and became the leader of the leader from the second sect in the Jianghu.

Lan Yun also became famous in the first battle.A good sword can be mastered at a young age, and it will be fearsome in life.

Shi Dongbei wore out three pairs of cloth shoes, exhausted a donkey to death, and then ran wildly for three days using the lightness kung fu that he was too embarrassed to take out his hands before reaching Qingzhou.

The sun is scorching hot, scorching the earth.The heat wave was rolling, and an inn in the distance looked like a mirage.

His tired body couldn't help but feel refreshed after seeing the signboard of the inn.

Jianghu inns are in Jianghu, and people from Jianghu come to live in Jianghu.Jianghu Inn.

Shi Dongbei touched the silver taels in his pocket, thinking that he was an upright and simple country bumpkin, who didn't even know how much the Daqing Dynasty's prices were when he saw the world for the first time.After pondering for a long time, he decisively refused to go to the room.

Xiao Er looked at Shi Dongbei's figure and wondered, judging by the texture of the clothes, he must belong to a noble family, so why are you so picky?

The inn is not bad, although it is a bit worse than the village, but you can't pay so much attention when you go out.Shi Dongbei lived in a single room, and after taking a hot bath, his body felt refreshed, his fatigue was gone, and his stomach felt even more hungry.The Jianghu tabloids said that the inn is a distribution point for news, and if you are lucky, you may even meet Bai Xiaosheng, the king of gossip.He dressed and went downstairs excitedly to order a few dishes.

Two catties of beef, one jug of spirits, thirty steamed buns of white flour.

A must-have package for knights.

The waiter in the shop is almost depressed to death, how dare a rich second generation come to experience the heroes of the rivers and lakes?Tricky, heroes are poor enough to be so virtuous, can I serve you a plate of dirt?

The dishes are served.Shi Dongbei ate meat, stepped on the bench, and gulped down wine.

"Cough, cough, cough." The wine was too strong, and Shi Dongbei choked into his trachea with the first sip.

Someone behind him patted him on the back, but the voice was very dull, "Drink slowly, this wine is strong."

Shi Dongbei wiped his mouth boldly with his sleeve, and glanced at the person sitting beside him.

The square bun doesn't fall at all, the black clothes are ethereal, and the pair of sword-shaped eyebrows are slightly tinged with evil. At first glance, he looks like the villain in the tabloids of the rivers and lakes.

Shi Dongbei's goodwill disappeared instantly, and he said dryly, "Thank you."

"The hero also came to Qingzhou for the order of the dragon symbol?" The other party didn't mind seeing Shi Dongbei's indifferent attitude, and still said calmly to himself.

Shi Dongbei was embarrassed to show his face again. He was originally a soft-hearted tofu. Now someone called him a hero, and he felt like he was going to heaven.

"Brother too?" Shi Dongbei clenched his fists proudly, "Please give me some advice, brother."

"Advising is not enough, I think the hero seems to be younger than me, just call me Brother Qingyun." Qingyun laughed, "Can I know the name of the good brother?"

The face is so big, so quickly climbed up to relatives?The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes are informal, don't you know how many books I haven't read my brother!

"Shi Dongbei," he said angrily.

Although the name was a bit rustic, the elders in the village said that the name had a deep meaning, so he endured it.

Qingyun's eyes seemed to freeze for a moment, and soon shimmered again, just when he was about to say something.Suddenly someone shouted outside the door:

"Hero Lan Yun is coming!"

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As soon as Lan Yun's name came out, both inside and outside the inn were boiling.

Oh my god, I'm about to meet the lover of my dreams, are you still a little excited?

Shi Dongbei clutched his little heart and jumped up and down in the crowd. After a while, he was squeezed out by the crowd like water.Seeing his wilting look, Qing Yun couldn't help feeling tense, the time was so long that he almost forgot how to speak and laugh.So he tried his best to soften his tone, and said, "Do you want to see Lan Yun?"

Shi Dongbei immediately looked at Qingyun with a "scalper" look in his eyes. He held Qingyun's hand excitedly, and shouted from the bottom of his heart, "My dear brother, please trouble me!"

Qingyun pursed his lips helplessly and smiled, and took a little breath to lead Shi Dongbei to fly over the wall, and stood vertically on a tall tree in a few steps.This tree is estimated to be more than a hundred years old, and the trees are lush and shaded.Under the cover of branches and leaves, neither of them noticed.

Although it was several zhang away from the ground, Shi Dongbei didn't care about it. The ravine lacked everything but trees. When he was young, he was chased by Elder Sun so that he developed his speed.A hundred-foot tree can be climbed in two or three steps.In the tree-climbing competition held every year, Shi Dongbei has repeatedly won the first prize, suppressing all the monkeys on the mountain.

Standing tall and looking far, Shi Dongbei saw a person surrounded by crowd not far away, and there was a sense of righteousness between his brows.At first glance, it is the righteous person often mentioned in the tabloids of the rivers and lakes——Lan Yun

Shi Dongbei instantly felt that all the hardships of traveling and traveling were worth it.

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The male god who could only be seen in dreams, just broke into sight so suddenly.Shi Dongbei tightly covered his mouth.

"Brother Xian, do you feel dizzy?" Qing Yun asked worriedly.

"No..." Shi Dongbei stared straight at the male god, and said in a daze, "I'm afraid of my heart beating out..."

Qingyun: ...

Lan Yun entered the inn amidst the crowd, and before Qingyun could express anything, Shi Dongbei had already slid down the tree trunk and drifted back to the inn like a puff of smoke.

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Inside the inn.

Lan Yun sat in one place like the stars holding the moon, he raised his hands and cupped his fists, and the energy came out from his dantian, as if he had his own subwoofer.

"Thank you heroes for joining us today, please go to the Qingyun faction three days after the siege conference..."

Shi Dongbei didn't hear what was said clearly, he only felt Lan Yun's lips flutter, and he thought of the word exhale like blue in between hesitating.Even words that describe women,