I forced the devil to wake up

Yu Yu glanced at the kind expression on the opposite side, and then on the smiling Moxiu, and firmly believed in the opposite side, regardless of 21, step on him first before talking.

Anyway, this guy is usually the same, no matter what she said, whether you can understand it or not, hit her first before talking.

I learned from him, and stepped on it with confidence.

I don't know if it's a guilty conscience, or what, Moxiu silently endured this.

It's true, it really is this guy talking nonsense.

Unscrupulous old man.

After the incident of her stepping on him, this guy became much more honest, and there was no such thing as ridicule like the old girl can't get married again.

But the other side seemed to be more satisfied the more they looked at her, and they nodded several times, and the other old men also smiled.

She didn't need Moxiu to send a message, she also knew that he wanted to introduce someone to her.

I have seen many of them in the past. In my previous life, because my hometown was in the countryside, I would go back every year and festival. When I met one, I looked at her with satisfaction and said that I would introduce a young man to her.

It's very similar to now.

Yu Yu sat firmly, waiting for Moxiu to translate for her, to see if this guy would turn around randomly again, the soles of his feet were already prepared, if he messed up again, he would step on it again.

If he didn't feel pain, he stepped on it hard, and his feet were deformed by him. Anyway, he was an incarnation of mana.

Moxiu didn't know if he had heard her heart, but this time he translated it very authentically, and then refused for her.

Just say that she is still young and has no intention of marrying. Thank you for your kindness.

She couldn't understand their words, and they naturally couldn't understand her words, so Moxiu was needed as a messenger in the middle.

Moxiu nodded, and replied to everyone: "This girl is so lazy, she can't cook, clean the pot, sweep the floor and wipe the table. all in all……"

Her beautiful eyes slanted at her, and the corners of her mouth slightly curled up, "Whoever marries back home will be unlucky for eight lifetimes."

The people on the other side showed surprised expressions, and expressed disbelief, "No way."

"Really, you can see her attitude towards my grandpa. This girl is spoiled, like she is in heaven, and no one can control her."

Everywhere he goes, he always talks like that. He took a medicine before, and he has become like this since then. He will not grow old. In fact, he is already a grandpa.

Although others may hear it strangely, but he swears by it, so he can only believe it.

"What did you say?" Instinctively felt that it was not a good word, and his expression became fierce.

It happened to be the crime of disrespecting the elders.

"Look, do you dare to let your children and grandchildren marry?"

opposite:"……"

Everyone seemed not to give up, they discussed in low voices in front of the two of them, glanced at Yu Yu who was crazily stepping on the magic repair under the table from time to time, thought for a long time, and gave up.

Maybe it's really that my children and grandchildren have no blessings to endure, what's the matter with being a bit fierce?

Moxiu succeeded, shrank his foot that had been stepped on for a long time, and the arc of the corner of his mouth became wider and wider.

There is a kind of fox that steals fishy fish, and its smile is very cunning.

Yu Yu chased after her and stomped a few more times to relieve her hatred. The next topic seemed to be no longer about her. Yu Yu saw that the expressions of these people were much calmer than before, as if they were discussing tea and eating and drinking water.

There is still a faint trace of nervousness, it looks like it should be something on the chessboard, the game is Go, Go, Go, even if you don’t understand Go, you should know that as long as you are surrounded, you are hopeless.

So it can still be seen that the situation on the other side is not very good, like a butterfly caught in a spider's web under the gazebo, it can't escape after several toss.

Even if a cultivator sits obediently, his spiritual thoughts will cover a distance of at least [-] meters in a radius, in order to prevent sneak attacks.Therefore, it is almost impossible to sneak up on a cultivator, unless the skills are special, and one can walk within the range covered by divine thoughts without being discovered.

There is also a possibility that if the opponent's cultivation base is higher than hers, she will not be able to detect it if he uses illusion or blindfolding.

Under normal circumstances, high-ranking monks would not waste so much time. Seeing that their cultivation base is lower than him, they just take a second, so why bother?

At the corner of the gazebo, a spider crawled to the center along the thread, and slowly approached the entangled butterfly. The butterfly struggled desperately, but the thread was very sticky, and the more it moved, the tighter the entanglement became.

Hopeless.

This is a natural rule, and Yu Yu will not care about it. Although it is easy for her to control it, but if she saved this one from under the spider's mouth, the others will be glued. It is not fair, and it is not fair to the spider. Mouth food is gone.

But take a closer look, why must the butterfly be eaten by it?Obviously the butterfly didn't rely on it to support and feed it, so it deserved to starve to death, who made it eat meat, can it not eat grass?Can't drink dew and live?

Butterflies can do it, why can't it do it?If you can't do it, you deserve it if you die, but the butterfly doesn't deserve it.

Just as Yu Yu finished thinking, he suddenly heard Mo Xiu Dao, "Yu Yu, grandpa is getting old, help me."

Yu Yu: "..."

What does this showman want to do?

In line with the idea of ​​being crowded and giving him some face, Yu Yu still stood up with his hands palms up, Moxiu naturally put his arms in her palms, and told her to walk slowly to the corner of the gazebo.

???

What do you want?

Moxiu stood under the spider web, stretched out a pair of slender white hands, stood on tiptoe, and gently rescued the butterfly caught in the spider web.

Yu Yu raised his eyebrows, so he made a special trip out just to save the butterfly?

Even if he doesn't save her, she will. Besides, there is something that needs to be reminded him.

Yu Yu poked him with his finger, "Your chess has been changed."

Just now the two got up, turned their backs to the efforts of the crowd to save the butterfly, the back was very lively, changed several chess pieces one after another, changed the dead game into a live game, and changed so many pieces in one breath, isn't it afraid that Moxiu will see it?

Moxiu didn't seem to hear it, so he didn't respond, let the butterfly go, sat back at the table again, and continued playing.

Moxiu didn't seem to be listening to the subtle discussions on the other side. The skill of pretending to be deaf and dumb is very unusual. Not only that, he also pretended not to see the chess on the table, just playing according to the current chessboard. .

Tsk tsk tsk, not only deaf, dumb, but also blind.

Yu Yu was very bored watching, after all this cheating, it was clear at a glance who would win and who would lose, there was no suspense.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for the other side to cheer. They won, but this guy lost.

If you lose, you lose, and it seems that you are very happy to lose.

Yu Yu couldn't understand his brain circuit, anyway, it wasn't her who lost, nor was she the one who lost face.

Moxiu probably just wanted to have fun, so he played the first round, and took her away before the second round started.

On the way, Yu Yu couldn't hold back, and asked, "They changed the chess just now, why didn't you respond?"

She doesn't believe in Moxiu and doesn't know that Moxiu's level of divine sense can only cover more than her, and it is impossible to be smaller than her.

That is to say, she saw everything she saw, not only that, but also saw it more carefully than she did.

He must have heard what she reminded. The five senses of immortal cultivators are more sensitive than normal people. The two of them have walked a long way, but Yu Yu can still hear the sound of everyone frolicking under the gazebo.

If she told Moxiu close to her ear, unless Moxiu was deaf, it was impossible for him not to hear.

"I did it on purpose." The corners of Zheqing's mouth twitched, and he smiled so hard that he couldn't see his eyes. "If you always win but don't let go, they won't play with me next time."

Yu Yu: "..."

Is there a next time?

"Even if I don't, I'm old, so I should let them go."

Oh, it was on purpose, she thought she was being bullied.

This guy always said that she was cowardly when she met outsiders, but he probably didn't realize that he actually meant something like that himself.

I won't go down next time if I don't accompany him, what's there to give up?

With a heavy head on her head, Moxiu rubbed her head, "This idea...is really not cute."

Yu Yu: "..."

She could be even more uncute, "You've done everything you need to do, shouldn't you be leaving?"

Moxiu gave her a reproachful look, as if blaming her for not opening which pot and which pot to carry.

Look, how easy it is to be less cute?

"Wait a little longer." Moxiu withdrew his hands, stuffed them into his sleeves, raised his handsome face, raised his eyes to look at the sunny sky, and said in a leisurely tone, "I still have one thing to do."

"What's the matter?" The last one must be the most important, right?

Yu Yu was very curious about what it was.

Moxiu rolled his eyes and smiled magnificently, "I haven't caught fish for a long time."

Yu Yu: "..."

So this is the most important thing for him?

The corner of Moxiu's mouth became wider and wider, "When I first came here, I just wanted to fish, but I didn't catch any fish, but I did a lot of other things."

Yu Yu was ashamed to say him, would a person who does not kill live fish?Every time I go there empty-handed and come back empty-handed, I am ashamed to say that I am fishing.

"You don't understand." Moxiu raised his foot, walking ahead of her, "What you enjoy is the process, not the result."

Yu Yu rolled his eyes.

Well, she doesn't understand, but he understands.

"Fishing with me tomorrow." Moxiu invited her.

Yu Yu picked her nose, acting as if she had other things to do, isn't it just to accompany him now?

Moxiu smiled more happily, "Go back and get ready, I'll wait for tomorrow, I made an appointment with someone else this morning."

Yu Yu pursed his lips and didn't say a word, it's best if everything is arranged, so he can save another trip, as for today, let him remember this place again.

The two went back to the house. On the last day, Moxiu really couldn't stay idle. He took her to pick up eggs for a while, and duck eggs for a while, and made her a small jar of salted duck eggs.

It's true, it's a pity that I won't be able to eat such fragrant salted duck eggs in the future.

"Yu Yu." Moxiu waved to her after wandering back and forth countless times, "Come here."

"Why?" Yu Yu hadn't finished eating a salted duck egg, so he reluctantly ran over.

Moxiu is folding a small blanket, "This is given to me by my student, I want to take it with me, put it in your Qiankun bracelet first."

"Oh." Yu Yu put it into the Qiankun bracelet without emotion.

"This lantern was given to me by a strange hunter when I went up the mountain in the middle of the night to pick up eggs."

"I think when I returned him, he had already moved away, and was picked up by his children to live a good life in the city. He had a better lantern, so he didn't need this anymore, so he kept it for me."

"Of course, what others give you must be kept well."

Yu Yu nodded while eating the salted duck eggs, and then put away the food.

Moxiu took out another thing, "This umbrella was given to me by the student's parents who didn't want me to get wet in the rain."

Putting the umbrella upright does not take up space, and it is also put away.

"This cake was baked for me by the student himself. I didn't want to eat it, so I kept it in the box."

When the box was opened, the cakes were moldy and infested with worms.

Yu Yu: "..."

Turn around immediately, she will never accept this.

The collar was grabbed by Moxiu, and Moxiu showed her the box, "Look, isn't this good?"

Yu Yu leaned over to take a look, it was really fine, there was nothing wrong with it, the mildew and bugs just now disappeared, as if everything just now was an illusion.

But Yu Yu knew it wasn't an illusion, it was really moldy just now, but this guy used some tricks to get it back.

Yu Yu recalled the spell that this guy used during the fight in the morning, which caused Zi Lei to return in vain every time. It should be the same magical power or one of the three thousand ways.

This guy's cultivation method is different from hers, it seems that he advances by comprehending the Dao, that is to say, it is more likely that this is the Three Thousand Dao.

"Hurry up." The box closed, and Yu Yu stuffed it into her Qiankun bracelet despite Yu Yu's ruthlessness and unwillingness.

Yu Yu: "..."

Find a chance to throw it away for him another day. After all, it is food. Even if it is good now, it will go bad one day sooner or later.

"Yu Yu." Moxiu packed up some things again, "These socks..."

"Go away!"

Finally, I understand why Moxiu has a special liking for the Qiankun bracelet, because he can accept these rags from him.

After all, the arm still didn't bend the thigh, and Yu Yu's Qiankun bracelet finally put Moxiu's broken things into the space, taking up half of the space, even the bed and quilt he wanted to put away.

If it wasn't useful, he would have accepted it.

At night, Yu Yu looked up, and there was nothing in the room, only a bed and a quilt, and the rice noodles and chicken and duck eggs left for the students were taken away.

He has quite a lot of excuses, and each of them seems to have a story.

Yu Yu picked at the pillow.

Another day, while he's not paying attention, I'll throw away all his junk!

Moxiu is quite a gentleman. Today she is sleeping on the bed, and this guy is sitting in a chair. The room smells of a strong mint smoke, and this guy has been smoking all day.

Early the next morning, when Yu Yu woke up, Moxiu could no longer see his shadow. He was arranging fishing tools in the yard. There were two fishing rods, one for her and one for himself.

At the hour of the hour, Yu Yu sat in the yard and watched him wipe his fishing rod.

"When will those fishing friends you mentioned come?"

The sun was already drying our buttocks, and yesterday he said that everyone was very early, and it was best to go before dawn, so as to get a good seat.

"It should be here soon, just wait."

An hour later, Moxiu was cleaning the house, wiping the table and mopping the floor.

Sitting at the door, Yu Yu couldn't help asking, "When will you come?"

Moxiu has already wiped everything that needs to be wiped off, and is feeding the ducks, "It may be delayed by something at home, don't worry."

Another hour passed, and this guy did all the work, such as wiping and mopping. He also picked up a batch of eggs and made scrambled eggs for her to eat.

Because it is made with magic, this guy has a good grasp of magic, so scrambled eggs are not bad?

While Yu Yu was eating, this fellow entered the room alone, what did he do?

Yu Yu followed in with the plate in his arms, and found that this guy was lying on the bed, his face was very listless and disappointed.

Yu Yu knew why he was missing, and the immortal cultivator had a strong mind, and he could know what the old men he made appointments with were doing with just one glance.

Already went fishing by the river together.

I don't want to admit it, but I have to say it.

This guy was released as a pigeon.

Everyone did not take him.