After the top flow fans fell off the horse

Just like what Yuan Maojia said about going to bed, everyone agrees with each other, and Bai Zisu himself agreed below. If Yuan Maojia ran away without lifting his pants the next morning, this incident might be regarded as a drunken disorder. It's over, it's over

However, Yuan Maojia didn't say anything about his heartlessness, but also danced in Baizisu Lei District.

In Bai Zisu's eyes, Yuan Maojia's proactive provocations were childish and ridiculous behaviors. It is also interesting to watch him jumping up and down when he is idle.He didn't really think about what to do to Yuan Maojia at first, but he just wanted to teach him some lessons so that the silly dog ​​can remember.

When Yuan Maojia yelled the phrase "You are willing to be raped by me", the blood in his whole body cooled down instantly. Looking at the person lying on the bed cursing, he suddenly realized what he was doing?

It seemed that he could always be easily irritated by Yuan Maojia, and all his calmness and self-control were so vulnerable when he bumped into this person.

Even the joy of watching Yuan Maojia jumping and jumping suddenly became boring. Bai Zisu suddenly woke up. Why did he waste so much time on Yuan Maojia? Is it because his work is not busy enough or his life is too idle?

The two started a cold war. In fact, it is not accurate enough to say the cold war. After all, the relationship between the two of them is not a good word.

Bai Zisu kept telling himself to stay away from Yuan Maojia's stupid dog, after all, stupidity is contagious.

When he received a call from Yuan Maojia, he was in the middle of an overseas video conference, and he hung up without thinking about it. As a result, Yuan Maojia made several calls persistently, and the partners on the opposite side couldn't help but ask him if he was It's not urgent.

Bai Zisu turned off the phone directly, and smiled apologetically at his partner: "Sorry, let's continue."

It was early in the morning when the meeting ended. Bai Zisu came out of the bath and remembered his forgotten cell phone. After turning it on, Yuan Maojia's call urging him to die did not ring, but he only stayed clean for less than half an hour. When he was about to fall asleep, the phone on the bedside 's cell phone rang.

Caller, Yuan Maojia.

Bai Zisu couldn't help wondering if this person was really in a hurry, so he turned on the bedside lamp and sat up, then connected the phone: "What's the matter?"

After a long silence on the other side, there was an inarticulate murmur: "Got it...?"

Bai Zisu was about to speak, but the call was cut off, and Yuan Maojia called again two seconds later: "Bai Zisu, you can really do it, you hang up on me, I called you for two hours but I didn't get through..." Yuan Maojia Maojia was drunk when he heard it.

Bai Zisu pinched the Qingming acupoint, feeling speechless. Yuan Maojia used to provoke him all the time, and even if he was drunk, he would call him for two hours, just to scold him?

To say that he is sick is to flatter him.

He was speechless, and was about to hang up the phone and turn it off, when he heard Yuan Maojia whispered, "I'm sorry."

Ever since he was a child, this was the first time that Bai Zisu had heard a word from Yuan Maojia.

His hands trembled, and the call was cut off again.

The next second, Yuan Maojia called again, and when he got through, he complained drunkenly: "I know I was wrong, don't keep hanging up on me."

Bai Zisu was silent, and asked, "Why are you apologizing to me?"

Yuan Maojia said: "It was my fault that I left you and ran away that morning, but I really didn't do it on purpose. I just couldn't accept it for a while, do you understand Bai Zisu? When I woke up and lay on the same bed with my deadly enemy, you would accept it Is it? And that day in the office, I didn’t mean to belittle you, I want to have sex with you when I’m drunk, I can still rely on alcohol, and I want to have sex with you when I’m sober, who do you want me to blame?”

Bai Zisu didn't answer, he knew Yuan Maojia wasn't really asking him.

"I really don't care who goes up and who goes down, I just... I just..." His voice slowly sank, and Bai Zisu didn't hear him continue after waiting for a while, so he couldn't help asking, "What's the matter with you?"

Yuan Maojia seemed to be dazed for 2 minutes, and when he spoke again, he couldn't remember what he said a second ago: "And you don't know, since that day, I have dreamed of you every night, I am afraid that you will come to seduce me as soon as I close my eyes, okay?" I can't sleep for a few days, do you know how I feel? I'm so fucking against me... Fuck. I keep saying I don't remember when I'm drunk, but I remember everything, I remember it first , I want to be on top, don't you hate me too, why don't you reject me?"

He spoke incoherently, obviously apologizing with the strength of alcohol, but he began to analyze his own mental journey.

Bai Zisu recalled that he didn't refuse at all, but Yuan Maojia had to do it, so he asked, "Yuan Maojia, do you know what you're doing?"

Yuan Maojia had already unbuttoned his pajamas at that time, stretched one hand down the elastic waistband of his trousers, lowered his head to kiss him, and told him with clear eyes: "Fuck you."

Bai Zisu put his arms around his neck: "Don't regret it tomorrow."

Then the next day Yuan Maojia not only regretted it but also ran away.

And the situation at this time can be said to be exactly the same as before. Based on Yuan Maojia's pissing nature, he might strangle himself to death when he wakes up tomorrow.

Bai Zisu didn't answer, Yuan Maojia was obviously anxious, and kept asking why Bai Zisu didn't refuse, Bai Zisu could only say: "I don't hate you, it's you who hate me."

"Ah, yes." Yuan Maojia paused, then remembered, "I hate you, because you have been against me since childhood, and everyone likes you, so I don't want to like you."

Bai Zisu reminded him, "You were the one who provoked me first."

"I don't care, you're always against me anyway." The drunken Yuan Maojia couldn't help but refute, but it was the righteousness in these words that made Bai Zisu laugh.

Yuan Maojia was still saying: "And you see, among so many people who like you, I don't see you remembering a few. It's me, you probably won't forget it in your life."

What he said was true, Bai Zisu had met such a stupid dog as Yuan Maojia in his life, he was so stupid and naive, he couldn't remember it.

Having said that, as long as you are not a fool, you can figure out another meaning.

The bedside lamp was turned off by Bai Zisu a long time ago. He was sitting in the dark, only the night lamp in the corner was shining faintly. That faint light could not even see the pear dimple on his lips. His voice was very soft: "Yuan Maojia, are you doing all this to attract my attention?"

Yuan Maojia burped: "No, can't it?"

Bai Zisu chuckled, put the phone on his lap and turned it on, and turned on the recording function.

The light from the screen shone on his face, the corners of Bai Zisu's lips were dimpled, his eyebrows and eyes were slightly curved, and he asked the person on the phone: "Do you like me?"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere became quiet. Yuan Maojia didn't answer, and Bai Zisu didn't remind him. After a long while, he denied it bluntly: "I really hate you."

Bai Zisu: "What kind of hate, the one who wants to fuck me?"

"Yes, it's the kind of hate that wants to fuck you." Yuan Maojia said, "I want to insult you, torture you, and make you moan/groan under me. Make you unable to leave me."

Bai Zisu: "You have a pretty good idea."

Yuan Maojia began to giggle: "It's quite beautiful."

Call him a stupid dog, and you really didn't wrong him at all.

Bai Zisu added: "Actually, it's not impossible, but I have a condition."

"What conditions?" Yuan Maojia asked.

"Reciprocity is a courtesy," Bai Zisu said.

Yuan Maojia tasted again and again, and asked dazedly: "Do you want to fuck me?"

The tip of Bai Zisu's tongue touched the roof of his mouth: "No?" "Yes... yes." Yuan Maojia's voice also became softer. He seemed to be very close to the radio, and Bai Zisu could even hear his breathing through the phone.

He asked, "You also want to fuck me because you hate me?"

Bai Zisu chuckled lightly: "Isn't that so?"

Yuan Maojia: "Is it the same kind of hate as me?"

Bai Zisu: "Probably."

Yuan Maojia asked again: "In the past two years, have you had sex with other people?"

Bai Zisu: "You also want to take care of this?"

"Then you want to sleep with me, I have to make sure you're not clean, right?" Yuan Maojia hiccupped while talking.

Bai Zisu took out a cigarette from the bedside table sideways, the lighter clicked, and the scarlet flame dangled in the air: "Does the five-fingered girl count?"

"That won't work." Yuan Maojia refused, "You slept with other girls and you want to sleep with me, I think you are dirty."

Bai Zisu snorted, and didn't specifically correct him: "I didn't dislike you when you slept with me, but you do dislike me?"

"How can it be the same?" Yuan Maojia persisted, "I'm very clean, it's my first time!"

Bai Zisu wondered who was wrong, but he didn't say anything, but instead said, "I'm also very clean, so I'll show you the medical report when I come back?"

Yuan Maojia thought about it for a moment, and was attracted by the huge temptation of "as long as Bai Zisu sleeps with Bai Zisu", he nodded and said, "Then you must not go back on your word."

Bai Zisu looked at the beating recording time: "Don't go back on your word."

Then he asked again: "It's the first time with me, and you haven't even talked to someone before that?"

After drinking, Yuan Maojia not only did not open his mouth to irritate people like usual, but was also extremely honest: "No, they are not you."

Hearing this answer, Bai Zisu completely fell silent, he even forgot to smoke, and didn't react until the ashes burned his fingertips.

And because there was no sound from his side for too long, Yuan Maojia on the other side of the phone had already fallen asleep.

Just as Bai Zisu thought, when Yuan Maojia woke up the next day, his whole body was cracked.

Last night at the crew's wrap-up banquet, he drank too much without paying attention. He was clearly awake when he returned to the room. How could he be possessed after taking a shower? ? ?

He even called Bai Zisu and said something, oh my god.

In fact, Yuan Maojia's memory of the phone call last night was rather vague, and he didn't remember everything, but he knew that this phone call must have completely lost his face.

Last time he was drunk and had a soda shot with Baizi soda, but this time he was drunk and couldn't control his mouth. Alcohol is really harmful. He swore he would never drink again!

But what should come will always come. When he came home from the set, Bai Zisu, who had treated him as a transparent person for two years, not only took the initiative to contact him, but also asked Yuan Maojia to go to his house.

Yuan Maojia was very disturbed. Could it be that he sold his chrysanthemums on the phone?

With the previous experience, Bai Zisu was well prepared. When the recording was played, Yuan Maojia was not only speechless, but also struck by lightning.

Before he finished digesting it by himself, Bai Zisu reminded him thoughtfully: "Wash clean."

Yuan Maojia: "..."

Don't think he didn't hear the smile in this man's words!

-Complete-

The author has something to say: In fact, Lao Yuan and Bai Ge are two-way secret love under the guise of deadly rivalry_(:з」∠)_

Although the episode only wrote about Lao Yuan attacking Bai Zisu, Lao Yuan will really be attacked tonight! !

This is the end of the full text here, thank you all, the next article will be opened in mid-September, and the students will meet again by chance.