The days of being favored by paranoid gods

What the hell me too?

You are his father and so am I?

When will I have a baby with you! ! !

Bai Lingyang was completely shocked, not to mention that he is simply a man who cannot have children...

Ah, even if some worlds have the opportunity to have children, he himself has not surpassed it!

Don't I know if I have given birth or not?You are kidding me.

Bai Lingyang couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of water, he was thinking hard.

Could it be that this was born by Ze Yuansheng?

……

This is so scary.

Bai Lingyang hurriedly looked around from the memory of a hundred years, could it be that when did I give Ze Yuan up? ? ! !

No, every time that or something, it's Ze Yuan...

Pooh.

Seeing that his thinking was about to go astray, Bai Lingyang quickly asked seriously: "Don't be kidding."

Ze Yuan was serious: "What's the joke? Didn't Tiansen recognize Taotie a long time ago?"

When his name was called suddenly, Tiansen coughed a few times and said: Ah, it seems that there is such a thing.

Seeing that Bai Lingyang didn't react, Ze Yuan kindly reminded: "I've seen the memory of Taotie, it was when you were in the secret realm, Tiansen led you to catch Taotie, didn't it?"

That seems to be the case.

For example, Tiansen said, ah, this beast looks cute, ah, don't hit this beast, blah blah.

Bai Lingyang pulled out the fan from his arms and stared at him.

Why didn't you tell me such an important thing earlier?

Ze Yuan laughed a few times, and said: "Everything outside the six realms is controlled by the law of heaven, you must not speak of things outside the realm, or you will be struck by lightning."

Bai Lingyang is very familiar with the word thunder strike from the sky.

So for so long, so many times of hesitating, is it all because of this?

"So." Bai Lingyang rolled his eyes and stared at the fan, "You already know everything, don't you!"

For example, when they met for the first time, Tiansen, as a mecha, blurted out the 'nickname' for Bai Lingyang.

For example, when he was in the imperial city, he told him the suggestion of 'instead of hiding from the emperor, it is better to meet him head-on'.

For example, the pointing horse auctioned at the Jade Conference...

Bai Lingyang was angry: "Tiansen, you dog fan!"

Tiansen was wronged for so long and still being scolded at this moment, he was very dissatisfied, if it wasn't for the concern that the two of them were deep in the devil world, they might have fought.

Ze Yuan said lightly: "Tiansen also has unspeakable difficulties, Yangyang don't blame him."

"Humph."

Bai Lingyang snorted coldly, squinted and said, "I don't care about a broken fan."

Ze Yuan nodded, and said: "The sound transmission between the interfaces is not very long-lasting, so I will tell you some tricks in the devil world and how to cultivate magic energy. Although you don't need to cultivate magic energy seriously, some moves still need to be learned. of."

Hearing these words, Bai Lingyang was very energetic.

Great, the great adventure in the devil world is about to begin!

Ze Yuan naturally knew what kind of personality Bai Lingyang had. After passing on the spell, he carefully told him: "You can put all the righteousness into your soul, and at the same time use the devilish energy to refine your body. With your talent and will, you shouldn't go crazy. , you just need to be careful about Chong Yao..."

"Okay, okay." Bai Lingyang learned quickly, and it took only a while to completely change his appearance.

Surrounding his body with the purest magic energy in the depths of the devil's abyss, he felt another feeling different from cultivating immortals.

Bai Lingyang felt a very powerful, majestic and fierce momentum in his body.

It doesn't match the gentleness and benevolence of cultivating immortals. This demonic energy seems to make him feel endless power, wanting to break through mountains and rivers and conquer other creatures——

Bai Lingyang clenched his fists and said, "Okay, go and do something, I promise I won't do anything and wait for you to pick me up."

……

Looking at him like this, it doesn't look like he wants to wait for him obediently.

Zeyuan pursed his lips, and said, "Tiansen, take care of him."

Tiansen: I can't stand it.

Ze Yuan: ...

It's a pity that before Zeyuan could finish his harsh words, the secret technique of sound transmission between the two worlds was cut off in due time.

Bai Lingyang: Hahahahaha

Scumbags of the devil world, are you ready?

Although it is said that it is necessary to explore the devil world, after all, there is a majesty Chong Yao of the devil world watching over him, and Bai Lingyang is not a brave man.

You must master your own combat skills before you can fight monsters.

Taotie accompanied Bai Lingyang to practice in the deepest part of the Demon Abyss for a long time, and it took more than a month before Bai Lingyang flew out with it.

He was wearing a dark black jacket with narrow sleeves, his long hair was loosely tied behind his head, and his eyes were full of indifference.

When Bai Lingyang flew out from under the demon abyss, he happened to bump into a row of demon soldiers.

They held metal guns in their hands, and when they saw the demons flying out of the demon abyss, they couldn't help being surprised: "Who are you!"

Bai Lingyang's eyes fluttered, and he said wantonly: "I heard that the eighteen lords of the demon clan have excellent spells. I am new here, and I want to ask for advice!"

Tiansen: ...Well, what you said is wrong. Asking for advice is a civilized term, and it is generally used by people in the fairy world.

"cough."

Bai Lingyang understood in seconds, his eyes suddenly turned cold, and he yelled, "Bring your lord over to me, I want him to be beaten to death today, kneel down and call him daddy!"

When the demon soldiers heard this, it was impossible.

There are 21 states in the Demon Realm. Except for the three continents in Zhongzhou, which are directly managed by His Majesty Mozun, the other [-] states are all managed by state leaders.

Most of the newborn demons were born in the demon abyss they guarded.

This insolent demon with a hood and cloak looks like a newborn.

At that moment, the guard laughed loudly: "A newborn child who doesn't know how to live or die, you are the only one who deserves to meet the lord?"

"It's funny what you said." Bai Lingyang imitated the people in the TV series and said harshly, "It's his honor to meet me!"

'Boom--'

Suddenly, the mountain shook, Bai Lingyang's pupils shrank, and he saw a huge object flying straight from a distance, and then landed on the ground with a heavy 'bang'.

"Where did the ignorant kid come to challenge this king!"

The big man was fat and strong, and his body was taller than a mountain. Bai Lingyang and this group of guards combined were not as tall as him.

Hey, this lord is really strong enough.

If you challenge him now, he won't overturn the car, right?

Although Bai Lingyang thought so, the surging devilish energy in his body didn't make him think about it at all.

He laughed wildly and said, "Are you the lord of this state?"

"That's right!" The lord spoke loudly, not bothering to bend down to see who was speaking out loud here.

"Where did you come from? I'll give you a chance to climb down from my asshole. I'll leave you a whole—"

The word "whole corpse" has not been finished yet.

Bai Lingyang held a solid black light ball in his hand, held it up with one hand, and then flicked the light ball out like a forehead.

In an instant, the whole world shook.

The next second, the light group appeared on the lord's huge belly, knocking him flying with one blow!

The lord was born huge, so he flew out like this and knocked down an unknown number of nearby demons.

These demon guards who wanted to say that Bai Lingyang was ignorant just now were stunned.

"This this……"

Bai Lingyang won without breaking a sweat, and he gave the guard a light look.

The guard hurriedly stood up straight, and said to Bai Lingyang, "Hello, my lord!"

……

After briefly examining his own strength, Bai Lingyang suddenly felt that Chong Yao didn't seem to be very powerful.

One of the eighteen lords, he took care of it without breaking a sweat.

Isn't it easy to beat the Demon Lord?

Tiansen poured cold water at the right time: You think too much, the difference between the demons is huge, this is the worst lord, except for him, you need to waste a lot of energy to fight, not to mention they use all the power of the whole world to catch you.

Bai Lingyang wondered: But every time I watch Zeyuan beating Chongyao and Tianjun, it's like playing.

Tiansen vomited blood: Then it was him after all, how could it be the same with someone else?

other people?

Bai Lingyang was upset: Am I that bad?

Tiansen hehe said: It's not that you can't, but in terms of experience in dealing with monsters, you are still almost meaningless.

For example, every time you have to get some dragon-binding technique, dragon-eating demon shark, dragon-binding formation, soul-shattering formation and so on.

Although the fan didn't say anything, Bai Lingyang knew what he was thinking.

Bai Lingyang clicked his tongue a few times: Isn't that because my experience is not enough?

Tiansen nodded: as long as you know, I advise you to stay here and wait for him to come to the Devil Realm to find you, otherwise, if he gets a hit, he will be unable to eat and walk around.

That's right on point.

Bai Lingyang couldn't help thinking about why the Demon Lord Chongyao and the Demon Emperor Tianjun came to make trouble every time.

What did they see in me?

Am I a sweet potato, anyone wants to eat it?

After beating the monster once, the turbulent and majestic demonic energy in Bai Lingyang's body was vented a little, and he finally calmed down a lot.

Tian Jun, Chong Yao.

The demon world, the demon world.

Thinking about it carefully, perhaps it was because of Feisheng that Bai Lingyang's memory quickly went back, thinking of a dream from a long time ago.

At that time, he was holding a fan, wearing a wide-sleeved white robe above a cloud, staring at a hydra with gritted teeth.

The hydra must be the original body of the demon emperor Tianjun.

How did he manage to do it then?

——Tianjun!If it weren't for you and Chongyao working in secret, how could the God Realm end up like this!

What did Tianjun say before?

——If you lose your power, you don’t even recognize the way of heaven. Do you think you are still the god before?Hahahahaha!Stupid!

In that dream, Bai Lingyang was furious in his heart, accusing Tianjun, and then fought with Tianjun.

It's a pity that he was defeated by Tianjun's insidious spell, and was driven into the Black Sea by the Hydra.

Afterwards, Ze Yuan came to rescue him and defeated Tian Jun, but at the same time, because of saving him...

And what?

Bai Lingyang blinked, and asked Tiansen: This is all true, right? What happened later?

Tiansen said naturally: You started to reincarnate after that.

Bai Lingyang asked again: Am I the one in the dream?

Tiansen asked back: What do you think?

Bai Lingyang still remembered the heart-piercing pain and bone-piercing anger in the dream.

Tiansen's answer was vague and was not accepted. Bai Lingyang continued to ask: So what did Tianjun want to do at that time?

Having said that, Tiansen snorted coldly.

Tiansen said: He?It's just a delusion to become a god and control the way of heaven.He is simply an idiot, but he does not know that this is all his delusion.

Heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are dogs.

How many people in the six realms think that this sentence means that the world is cruel, heartless, ruthless, contemptuous of living beings, and despise all things.

Even for ancient creatures, Tianjun and Chongyao thought so.

But this sentence... When Father God of Chaos disappeared, he understood the true meaning of Tiandao's words.

The world is actually fair and just, without partiality.

Let him grow all creatures and creatures as he pleases, and never favor anyone.

Tiansen sighed.

Bai Lingyang didn't know what Tiansen was thinking and why he was sighing, he just said: If he wants to become a god, what does it have to do with me?

Well.

Taotie popped his head up suddenly and said, "Father, in fairy tales, you will get what you eat, for example, you can grow your brain by eating fish heads, and you can have good eyesight by eating fish eyes...

Bai Lingyang: Shut up, can my brain and eyeballs be the same as that fish's?

The kid is talking nonsense.

Smiling, Taotie jumped off Bai Lingyang's shoulders, squatted in a bush and waved his small claws at Bai Lingyang.

"Father, let me show you something nice."

Hearing the words, Bai Lingyang leaned over, and the little Taotie arched his back, and his black fur stood up one by one.

He sucked in his breath and stared, and after a while, he let out a "poof~".

"Hey!" After a cry, a little golden thing unexpectedly came out of Taotie's mouth.

Bai Lingyang stared at this golden glitter curiously, wanting to pinch it and play with it: "What is this?"

Unexpectedly, Taotie blinked, and used his small fleshy claws to push Bai Lingyang's hand away, saying: "Father, don't touch it, this is mine...my magic weapon!"

"Your magic weapon?"

Bai Lingyang stared at that Jin Xingxing carefully, observed for a moment, and felt that Jin Xingxing looked like a...

Like a bowl for a child to eat.

The bowl is made of golden gemstones, and it has its own beautiful luster even in the dark night.

There is a trace of colored light around the bowl, if you zoom in, you can see that the colored light is made of high-quality fairy stones one by one.

On the small bowl, there are more gorgeous and exquisite gold patterns printed on it.

Bai Lingyang looked at the pattern carefully, as if he could see the vast Milky Way from the pattern.

Bai Lingyang pinched her chin and said, "Is your magic weapon a job?"

Little Taotie: "..."

Tiansen: "..."

Little Taotie: "Wow woo woo woo woo woo woo why does father say that too woo woo woo woo."

Bai Lingyang: "Hahahaha, you really fit the name of Taotie. Isn't Taotie just edible? You can't eat it... Oh, don't cry!"

Tears rolled in the golden eyes looking at the black hairball, and the golden peas were about to fall, Bai Lingyang panicked, he really doesn't know how to coax people.

Hurry to see the opportunity and praise the little Taotie beforehand: "This bowl looks very good to me, it must be a magic weapon of god-level quality, with boundless magic power and infinite power..."

I don't know if I'm right or not, anyway, let's talk nonsense first.

Little Taotie was really easy to coax, he became happy after saying a few words like this.

Little Taotie: "Wuwu is better than my father, much better than Chi Wen and my elder brother. I am a cornucopia, a cornucopia! I can catch any treasure, why do they always say that I am not good enough?" The rice bowl used is woo woo woo."

... Cornucopia, my baby, I can complain about this magic weapon for a long time.

Bai Lingyang reluctantly coughed a few times, showed his acting skills back then, and said sincerely: "Little bowl... no, cough cough, the cornucopia is really a great magic weapon, and Taotie is the most powerful! That Taotie told Father, you take it What are you going to do when you come out of the cornucopia?"

Tiansen: ...If you lie to a child, I will convince you, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Closer to home, to withdraw the topic, Bai Lingyang is very skilled in operations.

Taotie was really taken aback.

He blinked and thought about it for a long time before suddenly realizing: "By the way, I want to show my father the Demon World."

After he finished speaking, he muttered words in his mouth, and at the same time, he waved his two little claws back and forth in a serious manner.

After working for a long time, the cornucopia shone brightly, spreading out little by little like starlight.

Under the shining stars, the cornucopia scattered and condensed, turning into a water mirror.

Tiansen: Oh, ask Yuanlingjing, do you still have this?

Taotie nodded and shook his head again: "This is not the real Mirror of Yuanling, I copied it for temporary use, let's make do with it!"

Bai Lingyang: "Why do you ask Yuan Lingjing?"

Just after asking, the mirror started to ripple from the center, and after a while, the water wave turned into a whirlpool.

Taotie focused a little, the vortex changed rapidly, and after a while, a majestic palace appeared on the screen!

Under a bloody crimson moon, the palace was filled with eerie evil energy. The sharp tower tops and towering cantilever beams all showed the arrogance and strength of the owner of the palace.

Bai Lingyang stared at the palace in the picture obsessively, always felt that this thing looked familiar?

Little Taotie twitched, as if looking down on the palace, then he moved his claws away, zoomed in, and actually poked in from the spire of the palace for no reason.

On the black throne in the deepest part of the palace, Bai Lingyang saw an old acquaintance.

His face was cold and pale with tinges of blue, his piercing eyes were filled with scarlet, and the same blood-colored magic pattern hooked strangely on the side of his face.

The man was unusually tall, and Zhou Shen's devilish energy would never be ignored by anyone.

His ears are pointed, and he wears several silver ornaments on his head.

Chong Yao?

Bai Lingyang was surprised and said: "Little Taotie, you are not simple, this is a wireless large-scale monitoring system?"

Taotie:? ? ?

Bai Lingyang laughed several times, then continued to read.

Asking Yuan Lingjing is really unusual, it can even transmit the sound.

I saw Chongyao's fangs glowing coldly, his tone was very cold, and he didn't know who he was saying to: "I don't believe it, that living fairy body can be hidden in my demon world without anyone finding it, it's ridiculous!"

There was a voice coming from the bottom, but it was not clear who was speaking, only the trembling tone of the person was heard, "Master, the lords of the eighteen domains have been ordered to investigate carefully in their respective domains, and there is no news yet... "

"waste!"

"Sure, there must be news soon!"

"You can't even do this little thing well, so what's the use of you, it's better to smash the demon!"

"Master calm down, master calm down!"

"Report—Your Majesty, the No.18 domain lord was defeated by the new demon spirit under the Demon Abyss just now!"

Chong Yao came back to his senses when he heard the news. He looked worried, and said coldly: "This is the lord of the eighteen domains you mentioned? A dog who can be beaten by a new demon spirit eats shit—"

"Tsk."

Chong Yao stopped talking, looked away indifferently, moved his fingers, and the soldier who came to report turned into ashes immediately.

Bai Lingyang: "I'll go, this Chong Yao is ruthless enough to crush someone to death if he is unhappy."

Tiansen said: He often does this.

Hearing Tiansen's usual tone, Bai Lingyang was puzzled.

"Often?" Bai Lingyang frowned, "He must be a Demon Lord, how can he be so violent?"

Hearing this, Tiansen laughed and said: This is the custom in their demon world and the demon world. The winner is the king, and only the strong can speak, so it is common to accidentally lose your life.

Bai Lingyang was silent for a moment.

Little Taotie blinked innocently at the side.

Bai Lingyang didn't agree with it very much: "The strong can abuse and obliterate the weak at will?"

Tiansen said: I don't agree either, so this Chongyao should be educated.

Chong Yao in the Mirror of Asking Yuan continued to speak.

"I'll give you a few more days, if you can't bring him before the deity again, none of you will survive."

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

The sound of promise made Bai Lingyang's ears hurt. Bai Lingyang looked at the water mirror and asked, "He said he wanted to arrest me?"

Taotie nodded as if feeling something: "Yeah."

"But can he do it?" Bai Lingyang clenched his fists, always feeling that under the influence of demon energy possession, he was simply not good enough.

He can go to the sky and go to the sea, and he can tear down all the obtrusive palaces of the Mozun, uprooting them and trampling them to pieces.

Bai Lingyang sat down, propped his chin and said, "I always feel that Chongyao's palace looks familiar."

The little Taotie looked at him eagerly, tilted his head to think, and fiddled with the water mirror with his paws.

Another scene appeared in the mirror.

Among the mountains surrounded by fairy clouds, there is also a large stretch of palaces.

The palace also has spiers and exquisite reliefs. In the misty blue smoke, there are large, shining gems floating on the top of each minaret.

The entire palace is made of high-quality sacred stones. With the changes of the clouds, the light and color are ethereal and illusory, and the beautiful scenery is like flowers, hidden in the clouds.

This, this palace...why does it look a bit like Chong Yao's just now?

No, you shouldn't have said that.

It should be said that Chongyao's palace is a fake and shoddy version of the shrine in front of him.

Bai Lingyang likes this palace, especially the gems carved on it!

It's shiny everywhere, it's wonderful.

"This is where?"

Little Taotie blinked, and the screen began to move again.

The angle of view of the water mirror suddenly soared into the sky, soaring upwards, Bai Lingyang saw the panorama.

With the shrine as the center, he saw the world and the vicissitudes of life.

The angle of view flew up again, and the water mist shrouded the fairyland like a bead curtain, and everything was blurred and hard to see outside.

Bai Lingyang suppressed the joyful love in his heart and asked, "Where is this?"

Taotie smiled and said, "It's home."

Then Taotie made two pictures.

One is in front of Chongyao's palace, there are two towering black magic pillars, on which are tied two dragons with teeth and claws.

The dragon body is tightly bound with iron chains, and Chong Yao's ambition is clearly revealed.

And the other one is the Taiji diagram in the shrine just now.

The Taiji diagram rotates slowly with the water waves, and on the extreme eyes, there are also two giant dragons, quietly attached to the Yin-Yang diagram.

Bai Lingyang blinked: "Chongyao is not satisfied with copying a residence, but now he needs to replace it by himself?"

Tiansen said: I have a lot of ideas.

Bai Lingyang nodded thoughtfully.

After a while, he said again: "The black dragon is Zeyuan."

"Could it be that the white one...is me?"

Thinking of Ze Yuan's divine soul that he saw before, and comparing it with the dragon on the Taiji diagram, they are really similar.

It's just that the dragon on the Tai Chi diagram is far less domineering than what Ze Yuan showed back then.

Bai Lingyang turned to look at Taotie again, "Since you can see so many places, can you see Zeyuan?"

Taotie tilted his head and thought for a while, then tried to swing his claws.

But after a while, a different scene really appeared in Wenyuan Lingjing.

The purple air came from the east, and in the steaming mist, Longze Xianzun, who was as cold as thousand years of cold iron, appeared in front of the gate of the fairy world, and slowly opened his eyes.

He himself is like a piece of ice, so cold that he doesn't look like a god.

Zeyuan!

Bai Lingyang's eyes widened. This person has ascended to the fairy world. Is he a fairy now?

Kinda cool.

Hearing Ze Yuan speak lightly, the voice was not loud, "Where is the Immortal Emperor?"

Not long after that, a man dressed in cloudy silk and satin Huacai costume hurriedly floated over the clouds all the way.

Immediately after being called, the Immortal Emperor will come and go when he is called?

He was startled when he saw Venerable Longze standing here alone indifferently.

Seeing him coming, Ze Yuan said indifferently, "Shangguan Fei."

There are very few people in the Six Realms who can directly call the Immortal Emperor by his name.

Shangguan Fei's eyeballs almost popped out, just looking at this big name who came to the fairy world, the evil atmosphere in his soul couldn't be suppressed, he forcibly made himself look like a fairy, and shrank in the fairy body inside.

... Is this a newly ascended immortal cultivator?

No matter how he looks at it, the one in front of him is the previous one, that one, that one...

Shangguan Fei stammered: "You, you..."

Ze Yuan said coldly: "It's me, I have something to do with you."

Omg.

Shangguan Fei was about to cry.

To Yin Shishen, Zeyuan Shangzun has inspected the fairy world!

Halo, you, what are you doing in the fairy world, isn't the second world of monsters not enough for you to play!

The last time Shangzun Shen Zeyuan came to the Immortal Realm to capture Shangzun Lingyang, he made a small fuss, and forcibly destroyed the Wannian Qingquan Huaqing Pool.

The last time he came, in order to get some peaches for Lingyang Shangzun to eat, the evil spirit forced the Queen Mother's back garden to be completely bald.

Not to mention many years ago, when the world of monsters and the world of immortals were at odds with each other, how many immortals were slaughtered by this evil god, and the blood flowed like a river——

Although they have already reconciled between Zhiyang and Zhiyin, the six realms have peacefully coexisted.

but……

Shangguan Fei was about to cry, no matter what, he didn't want to mess with this evil god!

Shangguan Fei's legs softened and he almost knelt down, and said: "He, he is not in the fairy world!"

Ze Yuan was not very impatient, "This deity..."

Bai Lingyang stared at Shui Jing without blinking.

Unexpectedly, the water mirror suddenly turned black and turned into a gleaming golden bowl.

Bai Lingyang: "?"

Tiansen:?

Taotie: "...It's time to use it, my cornucopia needs to calm down."

Bai Lingyang: ...

What the hell, the magic weapon also comes with a CD?