I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

The lady began to say again: "It is reliable and reassuring for such a man to become a boyfriend. Compared with those mobile ashes urns that leave their girlfriends at a critical moment and get on the car to escape the scene alone, they are a hundred superhumans."

Huh?

It was only then that Misty began to pay attention to the faces of the men she had saved.Oh, it turned out to be the lady who had witnessed Bruce abandon Misty before and persuaded her to break up.

A kind-hearted man with a poisonous tongue.

Among the collapsed white bricks, Misty sketched the number of Bruce's bank card bit by bit in her mind, tilted her head and kicked the gravel: "Uncle Bruce is fine, he must have some difficulties, he Not the kind of wimp who leaves his girlfriend behind."

"..." After Batman cleaned up the area, he folded his cloak and fell on the collapsed pillar, like a bat with its wings folded. "Ladies." His voice was hoarse. "There is a safe house half a mile ahead." After speaking, he turned to leave.

"Batman!"

Batman's chin, which was not covered by the mask, did not move at all.He turned his head slightly, staring at the bloody knuckles of the girl who trotted over and grabbed his cloak.

Listen to her sweetly shout: "Batman brother, thank you for saving my life!"

"Wow——" he implanted the communicator in the ear bone, and Robin's voice was cheerful: "She is so sweet, it seems that there is light in her eyes."

Batman has mixed feelings.He thought: Does she... call everyone brother so affectionately—Bruce Wayne, who looks older than Batman?

Batman has always believed that silence is golden, and Batman, who doesn't pay much attention to others, wanted to leave. He twitched his cloak a little, and found that the injured hand was quite strong, and he couldn't pull it out. "..." So he said, "Yeah." Like a lump of iron.

The girl's eyes were really bright, biuling—biuling—as if glowing: "Brother Batman, Mr. Knight, are you willing to help me save my boyfriend?"

"Batman, Batman—" Robin Bird twittered, "She has a lot of affection for you!"

"..." Batman: "Your boyfriend?"

"Yeah, my boyfriend, Bruce Wayne, I'm from Gotham, I came to New York with him to play, he ran away before, I'm worried about him."

"He left you and ran? Are you worried about him?"

The girl lowered her head, and Batman only saw the little head move slightly, and heard the sigh of a little adult: "Oh, although that guy is a little stupid, a little cowardly, a little useless, he abandoned me and ran away, who is he?" He is my boyfriend, I don't care about him, maybe he died somewhere in the corner."

In the communicator, the Robin bird chuckled, laughing madly: "She thinks you are cowardly! Batman? Counseling? After she knows your identity—wait, are you going to tell her?"

Batman didn't reply to his deputy. "Okay." He took a deep look at her, "If I meet him."

The man turned around and shot the grapple gun, Misty let go of his hand, and Mr. Knight went away, his black cloak rolling in waves.

Great momentum, great body.Misty thought seriously.

In the communicator of the calm and introverted Mr. Knight, there is an overly lively bird hiding: "Batman, are you going to tell her your identity? Am I going to call her mother? I can't imagine emmm, I mean, I'd love to be called Her mother, after all you adopted me, but, she is, I am 14 years old, Richard is a year younger than her... God, Richard will kill you. However, maybe Richard thinks she is good For the girl's sake, didn't you resist too much?"

Mr. Knight, who was silent, finally gave his affirmation after hearing this: "She should indeed be a good girl."

"Should have been?" Robin rubbed his ears, "Did I mishear the tense, for example, instead of 'hasbeen', it was 'is'?"

Batman pursed his lips, but didn't answer.

Misty tilted her head and looked up at the big hole in the sky where aliens were being sent out continuously. She rummaged through the closet, and after a long time, turned off the system dejectedly.

She couldn't find clothes that could help, but found a griffin, but what's the use, it's not a mutant variety that can plug holes in the sky.

Misty hid in the safe house and waited for the superheroes to sort things out.She turned on her phone, flipped to the video of masturbating pandas, put on her headphones and immersed herself in it, her tense heart gradually relaxed.

The government's operation of launching a nuclear bomb to New York interrupts Misty's comfortable time.

Misty: "..." I feel that my whole body is not good, and I am about to split.

This is fucking reality magic!Do government officials collectively lower their intelligence?Are there only American imperialists in New York?People who come to travel regardless of countries?

fuck.

A dead horse is a living horse doctor.

Misty gritted her teeth and ran out of the safe house, changed into a handsome knight uniform in a place where no one was around, and released the griffin.

"Good boy, take me to fly." Misty stroked the feathers on the neck of the griffin, and said softly, "Take me to catch up with the nuclear bomb."

As long as she touches a nuclear bomb, she can put the nuclear bomb in her wardrobe.

——Just like when she touched Batman's cloak just now, she heard the voice of the system asking her if she found new clothes and put them in the closet.

As long as the griffin is fast enough.

Misty is riding a griffin, her black armor is heavy, her black cloak is flying behind her, her helmet is completely sealed, and she can't see the skin—if she is not riding a griffin, but a ghost horse, like Two- The death knight in dimensional.

According to the suit, Misty quickly set up a character for herself.Taciturn, indifferent, he lives like a knight in armor, the only bright color in his body is the griffin who grew up with him, his comrade in arms, and his family.

When she sets up a good character, her temperament gradually settles down. Anyone who sees this knight will believe that he is a cold and hard stone, which is not easy to get along with.

"Pursuit." The knight ordered.The griffin took off, and the scenery around him receded rapidly. The wind blew, and the knight stood still like a rock in the waves.

He and his griffin, caught up with the nuke.The knight reached out to touch it, and the system responded immediately.

[Checked a new accessory - nuclear bomb, do you want to burn it? 】

【no. 】

[Is it in the closet? 】

【Yes. 】

The nuclear bomb disappeared without a trace. In Misty's wardrobe, there was an extra grid. Inside, the nuclear bomb obediently occupied the grid space. It did not explode or turn off. If Misty let it out, it could go Track direction continues.

well.

Misty's menacing gaze moved slowly to the hole through which the alien was teleported.If she throws a nuclear bomb...

"Hey, knight, where's your ghost horse?"

The dark, gap-free helmet turned to the direction of speaking, and there was a golden and red mecha floating there. Even though the golden mask completely covered the face behind, Misty could still hear it.

Tony Stark.

Oh, so this is Iron Man (IronMan).

Misty turned to her right again, and the big blue man without any mask smiled kindly at her, with a shield-shaped S mark on his chest.

I don't know him, and I don't know if he is a superhero or if he has a title.

His hand was stretched forward, and Misty guessed that he was going to catch the nuke with his bare hands.

"Superman," Iron Man said, "Listen to me, we have to find a way to close the wormhole in the sky."

It was called "Superman," Misty secretly remembered.

Through the wormhole, Superman seemed to have discovered something vaguely, his blue eyes were full of solemnity: "The other end of the wormhole is the universe, and the army of aliens is stationed there."

Iron Man: "FUCK, damn Loki!"

He raised his hand a little irritably, and fired the palm cannon towards the wormhole. However, an invisible barrier blocked it, not even a ripple. "That's it. Loki's scepter must be found to close the wormhole..." The flame thruster under his feet suddenly turned Iron Man to avoid the impact of the mechanical dragon.In a hurry, Iron Man turned around and blasted the small missiles, "Otherwise, they will send war machines continuously."

Superman quickly flew past several mechanical dragons. Wherever he went, there was an explosion, and the dragon's body was shattered into scraps.

It only took four or five seconds from when he flew out to when he flew back. "Loki's scepter? What does it look like?"

Maybe God was helping them, Superman used his super vision to scan casually, and quickly found the scepter that Iron Man described as Loki's scepter.

"I'll get it." The red cloak spread out behind him, and his movement trajectory formed a red lightning, extending diagonally downward.

Just as Superman left, a voice from someone with advanced throat cancer appeared on his back: "Where's Superman?"

It's Batman.He pilots a bat fighter.

Iron Man looked at the Bat Fighter, and then at the Griffin Knight. They had the same black armor, the same black cloak, and the same austere temperament. The face behind the steel mask was full of complexity: "Are you actually relatives? Bat, this Is it the big Robin bird that came out of your family to fly solo?"

Of course Misty wasn't going to tell him that she was impersonating Batman. "Superman go get Loki's scepter and close the wormhole," she responded to Batman.

Iron Man hands up.The same throat cancer sound.So, either a relative, or the Griffin Rider in front of him is a big fan of Batman.

"There are enemy stealth warships in the sky, and my fighter planes can't break through the protection." Batman succinctly stated the reason why he sought Superman.

Misty: "You mean...it?"

The bat fighter turned, and in the distant sky, the battleship slowly appeared. It was like a war fortress, with large and small black holes aimed at the superheroes and the ground.

The griffin roared and shook its head in a panic. The indifferent knight stroked its neck, "Dude." Even his voice was frosty, but he comforted the griffin in a strange way.

Iron Man asked, "Can you make that big guy disappear? Like that nuke."

Knight: "Yes."

Iron Man's goggles seemed to light up a bit, and then he heard the other party add quietly: "The energy shield needs to be removed."

"Okay, okay." Iron Man groaned in pain, "So, going around, we still have to find Bambi's scepter first?"