I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

"It's over?" Michelle jumped down from the tree with her hands in her pockets.

"It's over." Jason said, "She promised me to turn herself in, and I can feel that she didn't lie to me."

Misty gave him reassurance: "I also felt that she was sincere." Just as Jason smiled, Misty poured cold water on him again: "But when she met you before, I also felt that she was Really happy and excited. The emotions in a short period of time cannot be real."

After all, some people are impulsive and want to commit suicide, and they are sincere. After calming down a little, they don't want to commit suicide, but they are still sincere.

Jason held his forehead, "Please, I want to be emotional once in a while. I no longer have illusions about her, but I still hope that what she promised me is true." For this reason, he rarely wanted to be willful, not To pay attention and personally supervise this matter.

"Okay. Let's talk about other things then."

Jason suddenly remembered that when he was helping his mother, he was wearing a Robin uniform.Sure enough, Michelle tugged on his collar, smiling extremely dangerously: "You don't want to tell me that you are a cosplay lover, and you especially like Robin."

The little Robin opened his eyes wide, showing his two rows of white teeth, with an innocent and friendly expression: "Just..."

The girl raised her eyebrows, looking like I'll see how you make it up.

"Just..." The boy rolled his eyes, "Didn't I tell you earlier? My boss is Batman."

Misty barely remembered it, "You mean that time you called me at 3 in the morning?"

Robin bird blinked and blinked, "Yeah!"

Misty said with a wooden face: "I thought you were joking."

Jason was silent for a moment, then asked seriously: "Then tell me, were you joking when you answered me?"

What did she reply at that time?Oh, she said that she is "a mixed blood of 360 five ethnic groups, and can transform into an angel, a demon, a vampire, a mermaid, a vixen, etc. at any time."

Misty: "..."

She loosened Jason's clothes, raised her hands, and pressed down: "OK, let's not talk about the second brother, the eldest brother."

Jason almost bit his tongue: "No way, are you really a mixed race of the 360 ​​five ethnic groups?"

"That's not true. That's nonsense." Misty blushed. "The latter is not."

"Transform?"

"Ah."

"superpower?"

"Should it count?"

"Cool!" Jason's fingers danced with magic light waves, "Then our combination can fight more powerful criminals! God, it's really... I'm Robin without telling you, I dare not let go of my hands to show , you are also hiding from me that you have superpowers, and only use basic body skills... What are we trying to do?"

The girl raised her palm again, unilaterally, "Even?"

"Equalize."

Jason's palm hit her, and the crisp sound was a proof of friendship.

Although his vest fell off, Bruce could still hold on.The little Robin bird jumped on the big bat's hood and stepped on it hard: "Michelle, don't tell Bruce, you know that I am Robin. Batman is my mentor, and Bruce is actually very resistant to this."

After discovering that his good friend could almost use himself as a human lie detector, Jason cleverly used some words when he wanted to hide something.

"Don't tell Bruce you know I'm Robin." No problem, Bruce will definitely give him the "batman disapproving look" if he finds out that he revealed his identity to Michelle.

"Batman was my mentor." He wasn't lying.

"Bruce is very resistant to it." It's an exaggeration to say that it's not "very resistant", but he did resist him being Robin on the night watch with him some time ago.

Sure enough, the little friend didn't feel that something was wrong, but instead solemnly agreed to him: "Okay, I won't say anything."

The little Golden Fleece felt guilty for a second, but immediately became firm--Bruce had to talk to Michelle about the vest himself, so that he could be sincere.

Misty continued: "You were in a coma for four days, and you couldn't make it to the school day. I was afraid that he was overwhelmed, so I told Bruce that you were playing with me and we were traveling abroad. Ask him to ask your school for leave."

Jason gave a thumbs up: "A simple lie, but it may be more effective." After all, it's too simple. It only takes him a few days to disappear, and Batman can feel that something is wrong, so his mentor doesn't think much about it.

However, the girl's addition, "But during the four days you were in a coma, he didn't reply to my message" made Jason's brilliant mind realize the problem: "B...I mean, have you seen Batman before, or Bruce? ?"

"In fact, on the day of the workshop explosion, Bruce also came to Ethiopia because of the company's affairs. He saw me, but I didn't tell him that you came with me. After the explosion, I sent him a message, Let him not worry."

Jason twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly: "Then, it's over, maybe we can go back in time for my funeral."

Misty was at a loss: "You mean..."

Jason covered his face: "Bruce went abroad to inspect the company's affairs on the surface, but actually helped Batman find traces of the Joker. It is more reasonable for him to appear abroad, and the Joker won't have too much suspicion."

Misty also understood, "Bruce chased the clown to the refugee camp, he might have guessed that the clown did the explosion..."

"Be confident and remove the 'possible'." Jason spread his hands, "And my domino blindfold fell into the workshop, he went there to check, and accidentally came across the broken blindfold, he must have thought that I had turned it in, maybe it was still there I think the message you sent him is to hide it from him for a while."

You cannot say that there is no such development.Misty suffocated when she recalled the situation at that time: "Besides, I used a special method to take you away from the workshop directly. I was afraid that the clown would find us and take you to a place at least ten kilometers away. Bruce called Come on Batman, there's no way to find you struggling to escape from around, and there is no evidence to prove to him that you are okay-oh, except for my text messages."

Their discussion is correct. Batman believes in his own judgment more about miracles.

Although he didn't find Jason's body, he also didn't find any traces of anyone fleeing from the workshop, and there were no signs of seriously injured people struggling to escape on the ground after the explosion.

After Batman left the ruins, Bruce had a faint hope. He searched the surrounding area for four full days, but found no sign of Jason.He had to make a judgment that Jason died in the explosion, leaving no bones left.

Ah Fu: "Perhaps, Master Jason escaped with magic?"

Batman: "I've read his magic books, but there's no magic like that."

"Perhaps, Master Jason figured it out on his own..."

"..." He didn't deceive himself to agree with Ah Fu's words, he just hung the broken mask in the Batcave, reminding himself that Batman is not omnipotent.

Then the clown sends in a video of him beating a baby Robin bird.

And a sentence: "Unfortunately, your lovely aster flower is not there, but the date of her withering is approaching hehehehe——"

Aster flower is the meaning of Michelle's name.

The man squeezed the corner of the table in silence.

"master……"

Batman let go and took off his hood.He replayed the video sent by the clown almost masochistically over and over again.

For the first time, he thought, Robin should always have trackers and listeners on him.

The second time, he thought, maybe when he modified Jason's uniform, he should have used nanomaterials, which would be immune to most damage.

The third time, he thought, the nanosuit should be designed to collect the user's physiological characteristics information, and the data will be linked to the Batcave network. If the wearer is in danger, a red alert will be issued immediately.

the fourth time……

the fifth time……

No. 80 times, he thought, Batman really shouldn't want Robin.

For the hundredth time, Batman turned off the video and looked at Alfred, "It's time to end."

The monstrous sea in the man's silent eyes seemed to smash all the unscrupulous ships into pieces.Ah Fu was startled, his master seemed to have made some terrible decision.

"Bruce thinks you're lying to him." Jason rubbed his eyebrows, "It's okay, let's go back quickly..." He paused, "Before we go back, Michelle, the clown..."

Jason didn't write anything for a long time, and Misty gave him a strange look, "What's wrong with the clown?"

Jason scratched his hair resignedly, "I admit that this is not good, but I really want to know, B... Batman, my mentor, the existence I regard as my father, did he avenge me?"

"I didn't want to force him to kill, I just..." Jason gritted his teeth, "The clown really, really almost took me away from my mentor."

Misty: "I didn't even tell him you were in the workshop, why are you sure I'm going to notice if Batman sanctioned the Joker?"

The young boy raised his face and raised his eyebrows: "Because of me."

I almost died because of clowns, how can you not pay attention to this.

"Okay. I was seen through by you." Misty hesitated for a moment, then took out the phone from her pocket, "You have to calm down..."

Jason clenched his fists subconsciously, "Okay, I'll calm down."

He didn't fall into the Lazarus pool, so he was born again, so he wouldn't be affected by the pool water, making him extremely irritable.Regarding the unsatisfactory things that should happen-especially Batman's principle of not killing, I am also willing to think rationally.

if……

If Bruce really couldn't go beyond the principle to kill the clown, he... he... Jason sighed, at worst he could do it himself, anyway, he didn't have that kind of principle.Otherwise, could he still beat Bruce up?

Misty pulled out a certain website on her mobile phone and clicked on the live video.

Jason: "What? Is it a live broadcast of clowns killing people?"

Misty: "You dare to think about it, but the results are similar. It's live from the United Nations General Assembly."

Jason was puzzled: "Are they very trendy? Are there live broadcasts of such an important meeting?"

"It was the request of Iran's newly appointed UN ambassador. I don't know how he did it. Anyway, other countries agreed to live broadcast."

Thinking of Misty's words "the result is similar", Jason's expression gradually showed disbelief: "The ambassador you are talking about is..."

In the video, the door of the splendid hall of the United Nations Headquarters is suddenly pushed open, and a clown wearing an Arab turban on his head arrogantly grins his blood-red mouth and walks in.

Misty had just finished speaking. "It's the clown."

Jason clenched his fists loudly, "The clown killed so many people, are they crazy!"

Misty looked at him and said, almost cruelly: "By law, he has complete diplomatic immunity and he cannot be arrested in this country for any crime. All crimes committed before he took office,"

"FUCK!" Jason punched the tree trunk, and the half-yellow leaves fell down one after another.

The bad girl spread her hands: "Fucking law." She sneered slightly: "Don't worry, the probability of the clown not doing anything is about equal to Batman giving up Gotham. As long as he does something that endangers social order, necessary measures can be allowed, such as arresting .”

The young man "tsk" and raised his eyebrows, "Anyway, do those idiot politicians have to hurt their muscles and bones, so that they can understand what idiot decision they made?"

The clown really didn't intend to give a speech honestly. After he took the stage, he took off his coat after speaking a few words, revealing the red gas tank tied inside, and sprayed the gas with an air | gun.

"Joker's laughing gas," Jason said.

Misty curled her lips: "You deserve it for bringing wolves into the house." Jason nodded in agreement.

Superman appeared and inhaled all the laughing gas into his stomach.The two teenagers who just said they deserved it breathed a sigh of relief.Then, they found that their friends were doing the same thing as themselves, and after a weird silence, they all coughed again in embarrassment.

Well, they don't like watching villains killing innocent people indiscriminately, so why pretend to laugh at others?

Then Batman appeared and fought the Joker. In the chaos, even if he didn't think about it, there were still casualties.

Batman chased the clown out of the range of the camera, and they were not seen in the video, so Jason grabbed Misty's hand nervously, "Batman will be fine!"

Misty quit the official live broadcast with the remaining hand, brought up the hidden folder, opened the monitoring software for her own use, and the scene of Batman and the Joker fighting appeared again.

Jason: "...do you also like throwing monitors at people?"

Misty: "No. I just dropped a few miniature cameras in the hall of the United Nations headquarters. It's in the shape of a bee." Provided by the system wardrobe, it's easy to deceive.

Batman grabbed the helicopter's landing gear and forced his way aboard.

The boys and girls squeezed each other's hands, held their breath, and didn't dare to blink more.

During the fight with the clown, the guards belonging to the ambassador panicked and picked up guns to shoot at random.

Shot the clown in the chest.

Shot Batman in the right arm.

The pilot was also shot in the head.

Batman snatched the gun with his intact left hand, and the plane wobbled and was about to fall.He covered his bleeding arm and walked to the front of the cabin. Before leaving, he suddenly turned his head and stared at the clown calmly: "It's over." He jumped, and the moment he fell into the water, the helicopter exploded.

Jason's hands and feet were weak, and he fell to the ground. He blinked his eyes in a daze: "He didn't save the clown?"

Misty: "Yeah, he couldn't be saved."

Jason still felt unreal: "When Chester's dragon tail was about to cut the clown in half, he would stop it."

Misty knelt down, held the boy's face, and looked into his eyes: "It's because of you, Jason. Your death, let him make a choice."

Jason repeated dully: "Because of me?"

Coincidentally, the bee camera was shooting around Batman. When Superman came to pick him up from the water, he grabbed Superman's wrist and said stubbornly, "Find his body!"

"I want his body!"

The smile on Jason's face widened little by little, "Yes, because of me. He loves me." All doubts, all timidity, all uncertainties disappeared without a trace.

"Michelle, let's go back to Gotham." The little golden fleece's hair was burning like a torch, "I see, the clown is not dead, he jumped off the plane too. I want to help Batman get rid of him, I want to help Batman get rid of him." Gotham is better, I'll do what Batman can't bear to do."

His eyes were firm: "He insisted on his principle of not killing. I will deal with those villains in Arkham, they deserve to die."

If the previous solo flight was full of anger, now, Jason is seriously examining this matter, and made a choice that does not go against his will——

"I want to become an extrajudicial sanctioner!"

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In the future, it will be updated before going to bed. The update point depends on whether I have stayed up late that day.Because I want to wake up and see a lot of comments [cover my face] I really like reading comments!hapiness!