I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

"boarding."

A black sports car with bat wings on both sides stopped beside them.The car window came down, and Bruce's face appeared in their eyes, "I asked Batman to borrow his car, quick."

The Batmobile only had a passenger seat, and the criminal's chair was tied to the back seat. Jason quickly opened the rear door and jumped in.

Misty: "We squeeze..."

The car door closed against her nose.Jason raised his face and looked innocent: "What's the matter? Aren't you going to sit in front?"

Misty: "..."

Bruce: "..."

The back of the little friend moving forward jumped in the pupils, and Jason silently raised two fingers for himself from behind.

Bruce!come on!

"Hand." Bruce took out tweezers, water and a hemostatic bandage, and carefully picked out the broken glass that Misty's palm splashed into.The shadow hit his handsome face with sharp edges and corners, and his slightly lowered head made it impossible to distinguish his expression at the moment.

The only thing that can be seen clearly is his gentle movements.

And, Misty's hands being wrapped into dumplings.

Misty: "...Don't you need to be so exaggerated?"

Although the palm was pierced, she has checked the level of medical treatment here, which is much higher than the world before she crossed—probably because there are so many villains, so she has to spend points on medicine?

Misty: "It can be cured."

Bruce nodded. "I know," he said, continuing to wind the bandage without stopping, before tying a bow with his fingers deftly.

Misty: "..." Forget it, zongzi is zongzi.

The car drove silently in the night, and Bruce couldn't tell what he was thinking. When Thalia told him the direction they were leaving, he took off his bat suit in a mysterious way and went to the city as Bruce Wayne. save people.

"Long time no see." Playboy started the conversation with the most corny words he has ever said.All the sweet words before, I can't think of them at all at the moment.

And the girl still called him unaffected with her jumping note tone: "Uncle Bruce! You are so handsome tonight! You look especially handsome when you drive the Batmobile!"

Bruce joked: "Wouldn't it be more handsome if it was Batman?"

The tip of the ponytail shook her head as she shook her head, and gently swept the seat, "Don't, it's not like I haven't ridden in that black Batmobile before."

She was talking about the time when she robbed Bruce's wallet in the street and was taken to the police station by Batman.At that time, she was not treated so well. The chair for criminals in the back was her place.

"He's so fierce!" The girl put her hands on top of her head, roaring like a dragon: "Aww~"

Bruce frowned.

Speaking of their first meeting in a sense, Bruce feels like a lifetime away in retrospect.

When he found out that Thalia went to look for Michelle, he was very eager and regretful, and he didn't dare to think about the situation on the way.

He was even a little scared.

Yes, even Batman has fear sometimes, but he is still a person with emotions, suppressing emotions and maintaining reason does not mean that he is a robot who is completely ignorant of fear and regret.

He thought he should have handled Michelle's information more cleanly.

"There will be no next time." Bruce pursed his lips. "I asked Batman for help and asked him to deal with your information. Like the situation where I was approached before, there will be no next time. I promise."

Misty took out a fruit candy from her pocket and put it in her mouth. The sweet taste of fudge seemed to make her fall into a wonderful dream.She smiled and rolled her eyes: "Okay, I never doubt Uncle Bruce's words."

She asked again: "But, is she your uncle's ex-girlfriend?"

Bruce: "..." He said without hesitation, "No, Batman's."

What does Batman's ambiguous object have to do with him, Bruce Wayne.

Misty was at a loss: "Batman's ex-girlfriend is looking for me? Although I like him... Hiss—"

The body of the Batmobile suddenly tilted to the side, and the bat wings made a flash of lightning on the road guardrail.

Misty covered her mouth, "I bit my tongue."

Bruce bent down and took out a Coke from under the car seat, "I bought it from the retail machine when I came here, and it was still iced. Put it in my mouth."

Jason put his arms around his shoulders and looked indifferently at his old father who hadn't taken out a second can of Coke.

Well, he knew, his son didn't deserve to have a name in the Batmobile.

After Misty took the iced Coke into her mouth, and Ke Keai puffed out her cheeks, Bruce continued to drive smoothly, as if the accident just now belonged to their illusion.

Two minutes later, Misty swallowed the Coke and said depressedly, "I like Batman, is it that hard to accept?"

Bruce organized the language: "No, it's not difficult to accept, I'm just... a little shocked. After all, you haven't gotten along much."

She... likes him?

why?

The man lowered his eyes.It is undeniable that at that moment, I felt like a fruit bat in a cave, flapping its wings, about to fly to the sky and dance with the moon.

Misty tilted her head, "Do you need to get along first? Liking is the motivation to get close. If you don't like it, there's no follow-up."

Bruce seriously recalls the only time Michele had contact with Batman, "Because he saved you?"

Misty said nothing.

"That's the drawbridge effect." Bruce pursed his lips and pressed his heart into the fire to roast.The corners of his sleeves were still stained with drops of water from the cold air when he touched the Coke can. "In a critical moment, when a person is rescued, his heart beats faster, not necessarily because he likes it."

Misty continued silent.

This refusal to communicate gave Bruce a headache.

Jason in the back seat almost clapped his hands for the drama between them.

Then again, Michelle and Batman really were made for each other.

If one didn't say it out, who would have thought that she likes Batman, and what she likes is not to talk about it, not to tell it, and not to pursue it?

The other is even better, happy that the other party likes Batman, but also hoping that the other party doesn't like Batman.

Is this a complicated world for adults?The 15-year-old second-generation Robin fell into deep confusion.

After a few minutes, Misty looked serious: "Bruce, can you not tell Batman what I like about Batman?"

Bruce: "...I'm afraid it will be difficult."

"Ok?"

"The car belongs to Batman, and his habit will let him monitor his car."

Bruce decided to call out Batman to have a good chat with Michelle, so she couldn't make her take the drawbridge effect as a heartbeat.

Misty froze and almost wanted to jump out of the car and leave.

To be honest, Michelle is infinitely close to Misty's main character.At that time, she didn't know what kind of person Bruce Wayne was. Since she wanted to get a breakup fee from him, the one she was most familiar with was naturally the least likely to cause problems.

Except for the rebelliousness and indifference that bad girls must have in the setting, most of her characters are Misty's ideas.

Now, letting her use the role of Michelle to face the person she likes is almost equivalent to showing her naked—oh, maybe not so bad, at least there is still a swimsuit—in front of people.

Awful.thought Misty.Awful!

She was uncomfortable all over.

Misty is more used to treating people with her disguised personality, and she doesn’t think it’s wrong—that’s her armor, her fortress, and her feelings for people she wants to befriend are real, but the way of getting along is different .

When Misty entered the guest room of the Wayne Manor, it didn't take long for Misty to find a big bat appearing on the balcony. Almost instantly, Misty pushed Michelle out completely, as if desperately opening her own hedgehog, and like It is a warrior who has lost his armor, and puts on a thin soft armor to make himself feel safe.

"Can Batman commit crimes too?" The bad girl ran briskly to the balcony door, opened the door unpreparedly, and smiled at the knight standing in the curved balcony: "Hey, still, are you going to accept my crime?" like?"

She was wrapped in a little red cloak, and the shawl was tied with round pearls. The red cloak reflected her snow-white face, and her silver-gray eyes, which should have been the coldest color, turned into soft snow forged under the moonlight.

And that crystal clear and beautiful pearl is the fire that lights up her bright eyes.

Batman didn't respond to the "like" from Michelle's mouth, his eyes fell on Michelle's "rice dumpling", and he took out a bottle of spray from his belt - of course, not the kind for Thalia, It is Batman's special spray. "Tonight, I'm sorry." The knight gently sprayed the spray on the balcony floor, "Talia will not do that in the future."

... At most, she would appear in front of Michelle in the future and ask her if she would like to join the League of Assassins.

Michelle put her hands on her shoulders and raised her eyebrows: "Oh, you are helping your old lover to apologize to me? To be honest, I don't quite understand why she is looking for me. Do you show that you like me?"

Batman blamed himself for his identity during the day: "You came from the slums and approached Bruce. I need to know your purpose. She found that I followed you and investigated you..."

Michelle: "So, your old flame misunderstood me?"

...not a misunderstanding. "Yeah." Batman repeated calmly, "Sorry for involving you."

Two or three seconds later, Batman didn't know what kind of mood he was in, and explained: "It used to be."

"Ever? What used to be..." Michelle reacted, "The former lover? Are you separated now?"

The calm man in front of him stood at the dividing line between light and darkness, and his attitude was still three points more important than his usual, "The ex-lover. She belongs to the League of Assassins. We have different ideas and have been separated for a long time."

Michelle pursed her lips tightly, but the girl's flowery face was not happy, "So..." Her voice was like a sharp knife, "Are you guilty?"

"Do you think that because of you, I suffered an innocent disaster, you feel guilty, and you think telling me that she is not your lover will make me feel better!"

Batman has never seen her with such a sharp and sensitive attitude. Her usual appearance is the transparency and maturity polished by the bottom layer, but at this moment, she is like a little beast digging its hind feet, baring its fangs and being extremely impatient. Spinning around, no matter who appears, she can rush to take a bite.

"No need!" Her pupils were full of anger, "Are you pitying me? I don't need it!"

No.

Batman's voice was steady and powerful.

I do feel guilty, but not because I pity you, I just feel guilty, and I once again involved you in a crisis of life.To tell you about my relationship with Talia, it's...

Selfishness.

Batman didn't say a word about the above inner activities.

He knew that it would make the girl angry, but the guardian of Gotham, who was used to refusing and pushing away, still chose to tell her in a calm voice: "I think what Bruce Wayne said is correct. You shouldn't treat the drawbridge effect as a Proof of liking."

Michelle suddenly stopped being angry.

"You are so cute!" She sweetly praised the 210-pound man in front of her, "Cute and beautiful, with a frosted glass with a lid, you must always cover your lid tightly, denying others from approaching you, tasting you."

The word "taste" was ambiguously and badly spoken by Michele, so badly that the dangerous bells of Batman's judgment rang frantically in his head.

He should go!

He shouldn't be listening anymore!

"You must always doubt others, including yourself." The girl folded her hands behind her back, and when her light-colored eyes were bent, her arrogant little canine teeth would also be exposed simultaneously, as if she wanted to tear your defense line with claws. "Want to know why I like you? I'll count one, two, three. If you don't leave, I'll tell you!"

"One." She raised her index finger.

Batman thought, he should go.

"Two." She raised her middle finger.

... But, listen to it, is there any problem?

"Three." She raised her ring finger.

…Understanding the truth, we can better solve problems, don’t we?

Batman thought up a perfect reason for himself. From beginning to end, only the long black cape in the night wind moved.

"I like you not because of the drawbridge effect. If so, I might as well like myself, and I have done a lot to save myself." She really said, put away her smile, and stared into Batman's eyes, which contained 100 Seriously, "What I like is that you clearly hate criminals, but you have never restrained yourself as a killer."

"I'm more sensitive to people's emotions. When we first met, you showed displeasure even with the subdued robber. I think you must be a vigilante who hates crime very much. "

Misty thought, describing her thoughts quite candidly, "I went to check some things. The reports that condemned you, thought you were violent in law enforcement. You treat rapists with permanent open fractures, Make their joints ache when it's wet and cold. You'll kick a sadistic pimp down a two-story fire escape. Oh, and knock a mugger's teeth out so he can swallow them."

Batman: "Maybe I'm just a violent maniac, venting my desire by fighting criminals?"

Misty: "However, they will always remember the pain you caused them, and thus fear you and commit crimes."

"No matter how much you hate criminals, you haven't killed anyone because you think that no matter who they are, they are eligible to be saved."

Misty thought of Batman in the mirror of the forest, pointing directly at the illusion of his heart.

She walked towards Batman slowly, and said slowly: "Even those hopeless lunatics in Arkham, you tenderly think that they are qualified to be saved. Chester told me - go The penguin who visits the penguins? The clown and the double-faced man who received treatment and gradually improved? Gotham City, where the crime rate has reached zero?"

She is definitely the first to say that Batman is gentle.

"Maybe, some people think that you shouldn't be gentle with criminals, that's cruel to victims. But, mental illness is not punished, is it you who made it?"

"Are you driving them to kill?"

"Is it your fault that you didn't save people in time?"

"All you can do is send them to the emergency room and then take them to court." There is no conflict between thinking they are eligible to be saved and thinking they deserve to die.

"You understand the price you pay for doing this." Resentment, disgust, fear, accusation. "But you still have to do it. You are gentler than Gotham's moonlight that occasionally breaks through the clouds."

"This, can you change it?" The girl stood in front of him, stood on tiptoe, and wanted to kiss him, "If you can't change it, I will always like you. There is no cure."

Batman didn't say a word, just stretched out his hand suddenly, letting the kiss fall into his palm.

He stepped back, dimly entered the darkness, and disappeared without a trace in the next second.

Jason watched their communication from beginning to end, took out his mobile phone, edited the message, and sent it to the mobile phone number of a good brother who has at least dozens of relationship experiences: If you often remain inactive and refuse to the opposite sex, A man with an irresponsible attitude rejected a girl's forceful kiss one day...

Half a minute later, a message came from the other side: That person must like that girl.

A few seconds later, Jason's phone vibrated wildly.

Grayson: Wait, you're not asking about B, are you?

Grayson: Who does he like?

Grayson: Is he finally going to accept Eve?

Grayson: Jesus, do I have to come back and see?

Grayson: I don't mind being best man. Has B chosen a church?I have a recommendation...

Jason interrupted him coldly: Sorry, compared to your so-called Eve, I think Michelle is more suitable for B.

The author has something to say:

You'd beat the rapists with permanent open fractures and make their joints ache in cold and wet weather.You'll kick a sadistic pimp down a two-story fire escape.Oh, and knock the mugger's teeth out so he can swallow them.

——The deeds are true, the master is so cruel in fighting criminals, so don't think that he just beats up and sends the criminals to the police station, and then the criminals are released again.I think that most people who have been hit like this will not want to continue to commit crimes.After all, they are just ordinary human beings, not the mentally ill clown→_→

I saw a comment before, saying that the master’s structure is small, and that the master can’t save Gotham. I went to the note and typed the reply and found that I couldn’t find it. I saw it in the background and found that it was deleted. Jinjiang deleted [because it mentioned Hong Kong black | Society |Yes, so it is judged to be politically involved? 】

Let me reply here in unison:

The layout is small but there is no [scratching head]

According to the setting of the comics, Batman fights criminals in Gotham, where less than 200 people died in a year due to criminals, and Gotham City is a large city with a population of 800 million.

Then, because Batman in the main universe has to prevent the invasion of the multiverse, the invasion of aliens, the invasion of blackened superheroes, and the invasion of gods, he really can't concentrate on Gotham.

In other universes, the master has different ways to save Gotham.

the following--

Earth 2: The government agrees to pass the constitution of freezing prisons and freezing all criminals.Arkham Asylum was later turned into Arkham Amusement Park. It is said that the children liked it quite a lot [Show hands]. The ending: the master was killed by Darkseid.

I don’t remember the number of Earth: the master bought Gotham and directly privatized the government. Gotham has become better. He was shot to death by the Laughing Bat (the blackened parallel universe Batman) remotely. [By the way, this appeared in a dark metal magazine. There are several examples of the master saving Gotham, and all of them are because the master is no longer Batman, and he is not as sensitive to danger as before, so he was easily killed by maniac laughter]

Earth 38: Master soaked in the Lazarus Pool and gained eternal life. Not only Gotham, the earth has been made very peaceful by him and Superman. It was so peaceful that the master left the earth for 300 years and went to the universe.

Earth-51: Master shot the clown to death because of Jason's death, slaughtered all the criminals, all of them, not only Gotham, but every one in other cities counted as one, all superheroes retired early, Live comfortably, and then, the crime syndicate invaded, and the group was wiped out—including the master, whose head was crushed by the Speedmaster

And, as I said earlier, the future in the mirror of the forest is actually the future of Gotham City that appeared in the ancient manga.The master is not dead here, he is alive and well.

Finally, Batman...he's a revolutionary! ! ! 【emphasis bold】

Whether it is the universe of the return of the dark knight, the universe of the red son, or the universe of superman blackening, he is the one who makes revolution, okay→_→

The layout is quite big_(:з」∠)_

And, in the main world, as soon as Bruce returned to Gotham, Batman went to get the government officials of Gotham and threatened them not to make trouble.

The master written in my article is less than one percent of the real master, and even because of the development of the plot, I have to choose and discard some original settings.

It’s good for the fans to enjoy it. If you want to understand Gotham and Batman, it’s better to read comics.