I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

"You seem to be very happy to win against me?" Lan Yi asked suddenly.

They were driving on the streets of Gotham, the blue clothes were sitting in the co-pilot, and they were stroking the back of the blue poisonous tarantula.

The windshield vaguely reflected Bruce's unshakable blue eyes, and the rolling smile in the eyes.

"Of course." He didn't hide it.

Lan Yi laughed, and the deep guttural voice was damn sexy, "Okay, Mr. who doesn't like people dying, before we end the relationship, I promise, among the people who died in Gotham, absolutely There will be no hands of our sisters."

"I've never worried about that." Bruce looked straight ahead at the stretch of road ahead, an empty street with no signposts, but it wasn't the way to the manor.He suddenly asked, "Why didn't you exchange those chips? I thought you were short of money."

"I'm not gambling for the money. I'm enjoying it."

The supercar stopped the gate of Wayne Manor, and the butler noticed that the master had returned, and opened the big iron gate slowly.The supercar didn't go to the garage, but went along another road and stopped in front of the cabin by the lake.

The lake light is like a mirror, like a jewel inlaid on the slope top, and the two paths stretch towards the east and west sides, as if they are embracing the exquisite wooden house.

There were no daylights nearby, but what kept the lights on were beautiful fireflies and stones half submerged in water that looked like stars shining from nowhere.

"Why don't we gamble again?" Bruce said.

The hateful blue poisonous tarantula crawled along the woman's wrist and crawled under her dark blue fabric.She looked at Gotham sweetheart in surprise: "What bet?"

Bruce didn't speak, just pressed a button under the driver's seat without a trace, typed some words blindly, and then opened the car door, and brought the blue clothes into the cabin.

It should be a place for camping and picnics, and there are many barbecue utensils in it.There are also small wooden tables and stools.There is a small and cute mushroom lamp on the table, emitting a warm yellow light.

Bruce: "You like to gamble, so, do you want to bet on what I am good at, and you come to find a way to make me lose?"

"uh-huh?"

The man took out a very neatly rolled thick hemp rope from the cabinet, "I'm good at extreme sports, and I especially like playing extreme escape. You can use it to bind my hands, you can tie them upside down, but it's not allowed Tie the knot. Then, you can disturb me as you like. Within 3 minutes, if I can untie it, you lose, but if I can’t untie it, I lose.”

The gambling-loving Blue Yi became interested: "I can disturb you however I want?"

Bruce added: "Physical contact is not allowed." The little prince blinked playfully: "Otherwise, if you knock me out with a stick, wouldn't it be a sure win?"

Lan Yi moved her fingers slightly, as if she wanted to smoke again.But she had already put away the cigarette rod, so she had no choice but to walk over directly: "That's not challenging at all. If you don't make a rule, I won't do that." She took the hemp rope, pushed Bruce to sit, and wrapped her arms around the back of the chair , Tighten your wrists.

Bruce waited patiently for her to tie it up, and the corners of his mouth curled up: "Are you sure it's this level?"

Lan Yi stood back and looked at him seriously.He has been the No.1 sexy man in the world for ten years in a row. The face with perfect lines is the most satisfying creation of Jehovah.At this moment, she was forced to tie her hands behind her back and fix them on the chair. Her beautiful eyes seemed to be fished out of the galaxy in the universe, and she looked at her calmly without fear.

She nodded, "Sure." Then she asked, "What's the bet?"

"Kiss." The little prince's voice was romantic and affectionate, as if the game of stakes was his new way to flirt with his girlfriend. "French kiss." He added.

Unless people learn their kissing skills deliberately, they cannot deceive people.But from the red dress flirting with him proficiently with kissing skills, to the purple dress only kissing the corners of his lips, deliberately avoiding him to take the initiative, the most likely is that she only knows one kind of kissing skills.

Miss Mystery seems to have a stubborn insistence on the roles she plays. They must conform to the character she has given, and she is not allowed to make mistakes from the whole to the details. Therefore, the innocent Ziyi has no kissing skills. If she kisses deeply, she can do it. The most important thing is to passively accept his plunder.

However, coincidentally, Eve also has no kissing skills.

She didn't want to be exposed because she was unconsciously kissed by him. The only thing she could do was to avoid kissing between Ziyi and Bruce Wayne.

At the same time, Blue Clothes should also avoid this.Unless she quibbles, blue clothes and red clothes are taught by the same teacher.

Bruce's mind froze.His eyes wandered for a short while: Heck, if you guessed right, it is indeed the same teacher—he taught them all, he taught Eve.

Bruce remembered why he felt the other party's kissing skills were familiar that night.Miss Mystery is really a student that the teacher is very proud of.He wanted to raise his hand to touch his lips, but when he couldn't move, he remembered that he was playing bondage with Miss Mystery.

He smiled and asked, "Now?"

Misty: "..." To be honest, she didn't really want to agree.It's true that Lan Yi didn't follow the path of pure love, but that couldn't be the same as Hong Yi's kissing skills.

The only choice is - "win"!

The consequences of losing are too tragic, she can't accept it!

Misty's gaze hardened.Anyway, she is the real girlfriend at the moment. As long as Bruce hasn't broken up with her, no matter how much he has true love, it won't prevent the real girlfriend from doing certain things, right?

OCD does not accept failure in role play! ! !

Lan Yi's indifferent expression suddenly changed. The eyebrows of Yuanshan Qingdai slowly softened, and her sleeves lightly covered her lips, "Of course you can start, Brown~" The eyes in the blurred light seemed to flow the Medusa Snake The hair is entwined with the heart of the person who crashed into it.

Bruce's ears were so charming that his ears tingled slightly.

"Okay." His tongue was also numb.

Bruce is indeed familiar with getting rid of the rope with his backhand, because Batman always imagines that he will encounter various crises, even if the probability is as small as one in ten million, he does not intend to ignore it.Imagining a crisis, and then thinking of a way to escape, untying the rope is just a very trivial exercise, and he doesn't think he can lose.

Then, he heard Blue Clothes calling him: "Bruce~"

Not Brown anymore?

Bruce raised his eyes in doubt, and the hand that unbuttoned suddenly became unstable.

Opposite, Miss Mystery was sitting high on the wooden table. The long skirt was changed into a white shirt at some point. The loose shirt was obviously not suitable for her size. .

The hem of the shirt is undulating, and it can't hide half of the calf, letting it lean against the edge of the table.

"Bruce." She mumbled the English words, with sly eyes, "Don't you want to continue?"

Bruce bit the tip of his tongue until a salty taste came out of his mouth.

Little villain.Bruce gritted his teeth in hatred.When she is a goblin, she really comes alive, and when she needs to perform, she speaks "Brown" all over her mouth, just to maintain the monster's self-design, and she will never change her mouth even if it violates harmony.Now it was time to seduce him, and it was "Bruce" again.

Playboy struggled to look away, staring at the floor, as if she was still a beautiful lady in blue.Carefully pick out the knot with your fingers, hook the gap, and untie it patiently.

"Why don't you look at me?" The goblin chuckled, "You don't dare to watch me untie the rope, saying that you are good at extreme sports?"

Bruce felt his blood start to boil, the sweat slowly burning his upper back, it seemed to destroy him.

He reached the last step of untying, he put the rope towards the ceiling, pushed out the small circle drawn by the middle finger and ring finger, and then...

"Huh? Are you hot? Coincidentally, I'm a little hot too."

Bruce doesn't look, but he can't cover his ears.He heard the sound of the shirt being pulled, and he immediately thought of Miss Mystery's milk-white calves, and thought of the shirt slowly rolled up, slid to the knees, and then up, the thighs that had probably never been exposed to sunlight.

She sat with her legs crossed, the corners of her shirt slightly stretched to the heels of her legs, and she stopped moving.The shirt was too bulky, so it couldn't continue to cling to her waist and outline soft lines, but she was still a beautiful snake.

Bruce's breathing was a little short, his heart was flustered, and of course his hands were also chaotic. The more the rope was untied, the more chaotic it became, and then, a dead knot formed.

When she was just in red, even if she spoke to the monitor, the nectar-like voice reached Batman's ears, but it couldn't make his heart beat faster. He can't focus on other things.

However, the little villain didn't even intend to consider his mood, and still bit his nails heartlessly and smiled: "Brown, 3 minutes have passed~"

"10 minutes."

"Three ten minutes."

"One hour—do you really need me to wipe your sweat?"

Of course it wasn't the sweat that came out of impatience. Bruce was in a good state of mind, and he wasn't in a hurry because of the knot. He was just...really a little "hot".

The door of the room was suddenly blasted open, fresh air rushed in, and Iron Man's dignified inquiry came out from the mecha's speaker: "Wayne, you're still alive..." In an instant, his mouth was parched like a normal man would. .

The glamorous lady sat high on the wooden table, only covering her body with a white shirt, without any extra dresses.She looked at Iron Man with a smile on her lips, without the slightest twitch.

Iron Man politely looked away, and then he saw Bruce being tied back.

Bruce growled hoarsely, "Get out!"

Iron Man: "..." He is not a virgin, so he can't tell what is sexual bondage and what is really being bonded.He said calmly: "You said that you would never go in for more than 10 minutes, so I barged in if I thought it was wrong. I stayed outside for almost an hour."

Because it was too exciting, Bruce who forgot to ask Iron Man to help prevent Lan Yi from being a villain and overturning the car: "..."

immediately.He saw behind the steel armor, sticking out... one, two, three heads.

"Wow..." Dick.

"I'm leading the way." Jason said.

"Sorry, sir, but we thought you needed help." Ah Fu.

Bruce: "..."

His eyelids twitched. "You go out first."

The female partner is still wearing only a shirt!The goblin doesn't care about this, he does!

Jason, the last one to go out, casually... oh, sorry, the door was blown up by Iron Man's palm cannon, and he couldn't close it casually.

He stood where he couldn't see in the wooden house, and muttered: "I just know that Bruce's women can't be exhausted in two lifetimes, but I didn't expect him to have so many tricks."

Play bondage with people and find other superheroes to guard the gate?

Dick: "Jie, why is your phone on..." He looked at Jason's bad face, and silently swallowed the syllables that followed.

Jason's eyes widened so slowly that Dick almost thought he was going to balloon.It wasn't long before Dick came back, so he didn't know that Jason was doing live broadcasting recently to earn pocket money - after all, the Wayne family traditionally only gave pocket money of five dollars a week, and if they wanted more, they could do housework or go to work to earn money.

And Jason's recent live broadcast gimmick is to take the audience to visit luxury houses with a price of so many dollars.Wayne Manor, he asked Bruce, and got the permission of the live broadcast—anyway, he knew where those confidential places were, and he would never approach them.

Jason picked up his phone stiffly and looked at it. Sure enough, he came in a hurry and forgot to turn off the live broadcast. There were at least three times more bullet screens than before.

In other words, the scene of Bruce being tied up just now was witnessed by at least 2 people.

It’s over.

Of course, not Bruce, the Playboy affair is nothing to be fussed about.He's saying, it's him, Jason Todd is done.

Jason looked up and saw Bruce walking out with a calm expression, he quietly put the phone behind his back, and blindly tapped to turn off the live broadcast.

According to the barrage that he glanced at just now, luckily among misfortunes, his adoptive father's new girlfriend was not included in the scene.According to the man's possessiveness, he really felt that if the other party was in the mirror, his adoptive father might not even leave his body for him.

Soon, Jason was thankful that he turned off the live broadcast without saying a word.

Bruce didn't know what he was thinking, he was out of his mind, and stepped on the watermelon rind not far from the door.

Misty who followed: "Be careful!"

Batman: "..." He forcibly restrained his body balance, and staggered forward with the reaction that a playboy should have.

Then, stepped on the second piece of watermelon rind.

Master Bruce pretended to kick and stepped on the back end of the watermelon rind, and while leaning back, he danced with his hands and feet very "panic". Then, the operation of invigorating Newton appeared. He stepped on the watermelon rind and slid out 15 meters.

Dick, who was trotting over, stopped slowly and hesitantly.

Bruce...is he going to show off in front of his girlfriend?Otherwise, how could the watermelon rind take people to slide so far.

Bruce: "..." I want to know too.

He let the branches and leaves slap coldly on his face expressionlessly, feeling that the distance was far away, and Miss Mystery should not notice, trying to twist his body and get off the sliding watermelon rind.

Tony vaguely saw what seemed to be a red light on the watermelon rind.He blinked, the red didn't disappear, but he could see that it was watermelon pulp, not other weird things.

Without waiting for him to think about it, Bruce suddenly stepped on his right foot with his left foot, stepped on his left foot with his right foot, and stepped on the third piece of watermelon rind, starting his lightning-fast journey again.

Tony rolled his eyes guiltily.

This... can't blame him, can it?What's wrong with eating a few more watermelons after waiting for a long time!

Sliding all the way and stepping on the watermelon rind, Bruce was sent directly into the pool 50 meters away.Thomas spins 360° and dives head-first into the kind.

Dick screamed: "That's the crocodile pool!!!"

The crocodile pool is not the point, the point is that there are people on the scene who don't know that Bruce is Batman, and Bruce can't tear the crocodile up with his bare hands.

A group of people clattered around and rescued the poor crocodile before Gotham Sweetheart tore the crocodile... Pooh, fish out poor Bruce.

The wet Gotham sweetheart is very cute, and his handsome face is several spots blue.

The butler took out a towel and wiped Bruce's face, "Master, you need to go back and change."

The master nodded calmly, and suddenly asked in a low voice, "Ah Fu, do I have anything important to do today?"

Ah Fu immediately realized something, looked at Bruce, and Bruce explained his situation in a low voice: "I hit my head just now, and I seem to have forgotten something - why am I here?"

"Also," Bruce said, "Get me a new phone, the old one got eaten by the alligator."

Misty didn't go around, watching his family from a distance to greet him.No one noticed that the red light came out quietly from the nearest watermelon rind. While Misty wasn't paying attention, she climbed up the hem of the dress she transformed into and hid it.

The author has something to say:

The hard core can't lose the horse [Hello]

Red light [senses that Misty doesn't want to fall off the horse]: Received! [Watermelon peel package given away]

In the future, the master will find out once and bump his head [No! 】【This is really a joke, cough, not so crazy】

The red light is related to Misty, and it will not harm Misty. Some of the previous seemingly logical bugs, including the system, can be explained by the red light, but the identity of the red light has not yet been revealed. As long as you know As long as Misty doesn't know that the red light exists.

The master is not always rational, let me give an example that has nothing to do with love.

People from the Gotham Children’s Welfare Bureau came to visit, but Jason was on night patrol at that time. Afu first said that Jason was asleep, but the other party said that he was just looking at Jason’s room (just to see if there was any abuse. Kind of), Ah Fu had no choice but to change his words and say that Jason and Bruce had gone out, because it was eleven o’clock in the evening, and the people from the welfare bureau were very angry, and took Jason away forcibly the next day, and sent him to the child welfare center .

Then, Master remembered Jason, went out to watch at night, and forgot to be cautious when meeting up with the villains in that unit, and almost capsized in the gutter. The psychological activity described in the cartoon of Master is "I only think about Jason, and my reactions are all the same." blunted."

So, facing the seduction of the person I like, my mind is messed up, and I haven't succeeded in solving the problem. I feel that I should not be OOC?