I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

After that, the zoo needs to close.

Of course, closing the door is not the point. After all, Uncle Bruce can add money. The main reason is that Uncle is hungry.

This afternoon, Misty happily patted the panda, while Uncle Bruce ate three plates of crumbly butter biscuits and drank four large cups of cheap iced tea with lemon.

After enjoying being surrounded by pandas, Misty reluctantly parted from them, and dragged the panda with a pant leg to the entrance with difficulty, and struggled to get out of the zoo.

Misty naturally took out the phone from Bruce's pocket, "Let me see how you are doing!"

In the video, the girl faces the camera with a clean side face, burying her palm in the fur on the panda's back, pulling it from the neck to the buttocks, like brushing the fine embroidered satin on the fabric, and finally pinching its chubby buttocks contentedly.

The four-hour-long video is full of her stereotyped moves of touching pandas.

It's okay, Misty thought, without the results of the straight male videotape death perspective she'd imagined.

After Misty uploaded the video to her personal homepage, she turned off her mobile phone, completely unaware of what kind of bomb she dropped.

People all over the world love pandas. In just a few minutes, her personal homepage, which was just applied for, was discovered with the keyword "Panda".

Within three hours, it was maxed out.

Views up to 1 million times, 40 comments.The ones that appear the most are almost all——

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

"Get your paw off! I'll touch it! You can see it lying there motionless, obviously not feeling well! I'll serve it!"

"It's our baby panda! God! It's a messenger sent by God to the world! I love it!"

"I want pandas! How many people are in favor of trading the damn president for pandas?"

After smoking panda for 10 minutes, some people come back to it intermittently.

"Who is that woman? Tell her to take the hands off the panda!"

"Judging from the video, it's the New York Zoo. I didn't find her information from the breeder on the official website. In other words, she is a tourist—why does she go in and touch the panda?!"

"Oh, has she been kissed by God? She has such amazing good luck. Miss Lucky, if you see my news, please send me a private message. I want to give you three hundred dollars in exchange for a hug. Before that, please You must not take a shower and change your clothes."

"—I want to know who you are! Ma'am, you drive me crazy with envy!"

The zoo's official website was blown up by angry people, and the officials urgently posted the check.

The amount is 200 million.

"The check was paid by our Miss Mystery's boyfriend. We would have declined, but, you know, he gave too much."

He gave too much.jpg

The official website sent out emoticons very skinny.

Netizens responded by copying a hot comment: Forgive you.jpg

It costs 200 million US dollars to touch a panda. If they don't agree, they will feel that the head of the zoo has lost his mind.

By the way, once again firm Bruce Wayne's image of a brainless, silly, sweet playboy.

When it was posted on Huaxia’s website, netizens asked the elderly to look at their mobile phones one after another: “200 million dollars?! Touch a panda once?! How could you be taken advantage of! Isn’t it nice to spend 200 million yuan to adopt a panda in Huaxia!” Of course, yes The kind of adoption that only has naming rights is faster to take home and dream.

"Isn't it good that rich locals have money to use to build the motherland!"

"Wake up, this is your motherland, not his!"

The silly, white and sweet richest man in Gotham glanced at the Patek Philippe on his wrist, "Six o'clock in the afternoon... sweetheart, maybe you want to eat 'Heaven Feast'?"

Misty shook her head freely: "Oh, no, my husband, it's not nice to make random decisions for your girlfriend. I don't want to." She took out her phone and looked through the albums in the category of "not the best but the most expensive". Find a screenshot of the review of a Michelin three-star restaurant, "What do you think?"

Bruce: "Looks good, girl." The caring rich young man smoothed things over for his new girlfriend, looking at the "per capita 1000 dollars" in the screenshot, and casually said, "Compared to the rich dishes, the entrance fee of 'Paradise Feast' is 1500 dollars How flashy the tickets look."

Misty: ...Huh? 1500?

Misty: "No!" Bruce looked over blankly, Misty showed a heartbroken expression of self-blame, "God, you actually said that about yourself? What have I done?" Holding Bruce's hand, Eyes are cute and wet, "Let's go to 'Heaven's Feast', Uncle Bruce."

Bruce: "..."

Misty: "Uncle?"

Bruce hesitated: "Okay..."

"Ah! Uncle Bruce is the best in the world!"

The girl really had a deep affection for him, and Bruce saw the back of the girl bouncing into the car, and it was rare for him to feel warm in his heart... That is, strange, what's wrong?

The little prince drinking herbal tea in "A Feast in Paradise" was confused for a while, and was distracted by his girlfriend, "Bruce, what are you drinking?"

"Herbal tea." The man met her curious gaze, and said slowly, "Herbal tea made from Madagascar's mountain grass."

Misty snorted: "Coke is something that little girls drink, right, brother Wayne who drinks scented tea?"

Bruce was stunned for a while, and pulled it out from his memory—isn't this what he used to tease the little girl in the Playboy template at noon?

The man held his forehead and laughed softly.

Kind of vengeful?

When the girl snorted coquettishly, not far away, the eyes of the man in the suit flashed surprise.

God, when she raised that "hum", the corners of her upturned eyes were really clever, like snow blades cutting the sun, and even a slightly eccentric tone of voice made people feel uneasy.

The other party naturally left the female companion who was picking desserts with her back turned to him, and walked over holding the stem of the goblet, "Beautiful lady, may I have the honor to let your lovely name stay in my mouth, even for a second?" ?”

Misty turned her head, and the man still kept a handsome smile in front of the girl's critical gaze.He seemed to be dressed in a well-fitting outfit, but the buttons on the cuffs had already been undone, and the wind blowing in from the open windows on both sides pushed back the gussets, exposing the man's muscular and graceful wrists.

Looking intently at his eyes dripping with honey, anyone will have the illusion that they are his treasure.As for the male companion next to Misty, he naturally excluded him from the romantic atmosphere.

Misty tilted her head and didn't answer.

With a playboy temperament no different from Bruce, anyone who believes in his affection is a fool.

"Stark?" Bruce turned around.

The man showed a strange expression: "Wayne?" He glanced at the herbal tea in Bruce's hand, raised his eyebrows and sneered: "This lady is really right—a boy."

The 32-year-old boy, Bruce, drank herbal tea generously, and said in a flat tone: "After all, Mr. Stark is not like me. He needs to send my girl home." He tilted his head, showing a sweet and distressed smile, "Yes You—41-year-old... oh, sorry, happiness that middle-aged men can't comprehend."

Even if Bruce didn't look around like a gentleman, Stark understood what he meant and gritted his teeth.

The little bastard of the Wayne family, who has a bad kidney!

Misty couldn't help laughing.

"It's my honor to be as humorous as the little beauty." Stark raised his glass and winked at Misty, "Miss, do you want to try it?"

Misty kept in mind that she was someone else's girlfriend, the parenthesis, the patron's father was sitting next to him, after the parenthesis was completed, Misty put her chin on Uncle Bruce's shoulder, and said to Stark alienatedly: "Thank you, Uncle Stark, no need !" The corners of his eyes were flat and relaxed, without the bright color that was so energetic just now.

Stark picked up his glass and drank it down.

Well, someone else's rose.he thinks.

Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he heard Wayne, the guy who copied someone else's design, say, "Sweetheart, it's Grandpa Stark."

Stark sneered in his heart.Is he like the kind of person who argues with others about this?

"Sweetheart." Mr. Stark put the wine glass on the tray of the passing waiter, and said calmly, "Brother."

Stark's female companion picked out the mint green dessert that fits between her fingers best against her honey-colored skin. The small and exquisite desserts are especially suitable for small bites, which are elegant and beautiful.

She lowered her head and nibbled on the pastry, showing a small half of her bright cheeks, a large waxy back, and a slender swan neck in the direction of Stark in her memory.

After chewing carefully, the woman swallowed the pastry and turned her head slightly, "Trust..." The place where her boyfriend should have been standing was empty.

"?" The woman's face was blank for a moment, and she searched left and right, and saw Stark standing in front of the girl. In her eyes, she was familiar with the man's amazement and aggression towards the target.

The girl is younger than her, more beautiful than her, full of collagen than her, and full of vitality that makes people hate.

The woman knows Stark's temper well. When he meets someone who interests him more, he will definitely sign a check for a daily throwaway girlfriend like her and let her go.

If it was another female companion, she might accept it happily, but she wasn't looking for money, she was looking for Mrs. Stark's name!

She will never admit defeat!

The woman's eyes were sharp, she put down the pastry, walked over gracefully on the height of hate, and whispered softly: "Tony?"

Stark skillfully twisted the flirting script, "Honey, are you finally willing to take your beautiful eyes away from those snacks and put them on me?" It was so intimate that it wasn't him who called Misty's sweetheart a second ago.

The woman smiled coquettishly, and turned her face to kiss the man's amber eyes, "Tony, I can't bear to part with your beautiful eyes."

Misty whispered to Bruce: "She's so pretty and has such a good figure. I don't know how long I need to go to the gym to become like her."

"You don't want to be a cover girl, you practice what she does." Bruce also pressed his voice and whispered to Misty, as if the two were intimate.

"Covergirl?"

"Stark especially loves deep body|soul communication with the December cover girl. I used to be the same absurd until I met you, girl."

"Hey, he can actually compete with Uncle Bruce for the cover girl..." The girl with the wrong focus realized it later, "So, who is Stark?"

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If you don't buy shares, the hero is the master, and Tony is just a stalker, not sincere.