I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

"You actually meant to say...Brown?"

Misty reveals her innocence at the right time, which is very suitable for the innocence of the mountain goblin. She may be seductive and playful, but she really does not understand the human language on the other side of the ocean.Learn the tone of Bruce: "Yeah, Brown, isn't it nice?"

——Actually, it's really earthy and unpleasant, but there's no way, how could the goblin who just left the mountain know that Wayne is the surname?

Bruce doesn't mind trusting the pet name his girlfriend gave him, "It's very nice, it's the unique name you gave me."

The fiery atmosphere gradually warmed up under the intentional attitudes of both parties. Bruce stood up, pulled the red clothes up, and smiled: "Do you want to come into my manor?"

It seems to be scratched by a tree branch, the corners of the eyes in the red dress are blush, making the rolling eyes even more pitiful and charming, "Oh, you are really impatient to invite someone back to the room when you just met~"

Bruce rubbed his little finger against her palm, and said meaningfully: "If you don't rush to meet a beauty, then you are incompetent."

Lying lazily on the sofa, Hong Yi sneaked a glimpse of Bruce opening a small gray cabinet with his back to her and didn't notice her. He quickly poked the soft sofa with his hand, poked out the pit, and watched it slowly rebound.The look is both amazed and curious.

Humans... have they actually made something so comfortable to lie down on?

"Sweetheart, what are you drinking?"

Over there, the man asked loudly.The red dress instantly restrained her not-so-"fairy" expression, and lazily drew a long tone: "What's the matter?" Bruce could easily see the exquisite figure of the beauty in red from the smooth surface of the refrigerator. The clothes fit tightly to the body, as if every inch had been polished and polished.

She seemed to sense that he was spying, so she put her slender index finger into her mouth, bit her fingernail lightly with her white teeth, and squinted at him seductively, the nails reflected a bright red light.

Bruce's Adam's apple tightened, and he said mysteriously, "Milk."

Misty: "Huh?" Did she get run over by a wheel?

"Cough." Bruce continued solemnly, "Coca-Cola, Laba, orange juice, beer, cocktails."

"Milk~" Bruce held his breath, and then he heard the other party's laughing voice continue, "How can there be any good wine, I want a cocktail."

Bruce brought her chilled cocktails, usually canned cocktails with low alcohol content, basically single digits, but the "Slow and Low" cocktail with a strong whiskey flavor was not included.

The beauty in red drank the wine in sips, her cheeks were thin, and she seemed to be a little drunk. When Bruce poked her finger on the sofa, the beauty snake turned into a furry long mink in an instant, and even her voice seemed to be bodily rubbing. He: "What is this? It's so comfortable to lie down~"

Bruce sits next to her. "The sofa. Haven't you seen it?"

She wrinkled her nose, "Everything in my house is made of silk, spider silk, you know? It's soft, soft, and very slippery to the touch. But it's not as comfortable as the sofa you said."

Spider silk for furniture?Do you mean a hammock?Bruce's eyes flickered, as if he just asked her casually: "Your home?"

"Well, I live in the mountains." She giggled, "There is a spring nearby, which is the sun in the sky."

The playboy played with her fingers, and seemed not interested in getting to the bottom of it. He just chatted with his girlfriend, "The sun? Because the spring water is red?"

"No, it's white."

Very good, it's not green, it shouldn't be someone from the League of Assassins... Also, the League of Assassins will not send someone to seduce Bruce Wayne considering their young lady's mood.

This beauty with a mysterious style and weird behavior, who can't find any news, especially likes to drink, her eyes will continue to be misty after drinking, "I... um... I feel a little dizzy... But I'm not a thousand... A thousand cups are not Are you drunk?" She shook her head in confusion.

Then, then Bruce lowered his head to look at the defenseless red-clothed man in his arms, for a moment he didn't know whether to suspect her on purpose, or feel sorry for whether he was a man in her eyes.

Bruce took the red-clothed hand for inspection.There are no cocoons on the fingertips and the tiger's mouth, but that doesn't explain anything. Maybe she is on the magic side?For example, the way of disappearing suddenly is the magician's portal?

Or speedster?

It's a pity that there is no surveillance in that place.

Batman counted his N-metal stock in his mind... Perhaps, he should let Bruce carry the same N-metal-processed weapon to guard against the magic side.But, before that, he should figure out what shape it is, so that others don't wonder why the playboy is carrying a weapon with him.After all, the current technology on the earth is difficult to process N metal into watch chains, rings and the like.

Misty felt relieved that she was drunk in front of Bruce. First, she believed in Bruce's character. Second, she hoped that Batman would not be suspicious of her. She is a harmless little spider spirit with no plans and no IQ. , what to do to his patron.

Of course, Idea Two flapped his little wings and flew away after opening his eyes and seeing Batman.

Misty looked at the darkness standing in front of her, very calmly: "Are you a bat demon? Is this city your territory?" She sniffed her nose, "No, you don't have demonic aura—human?"

Batman was also very calm: "What is your purpose in approaching Bruce Wayne?"

Misty was at a loss: "What's the purpose? I want to sleep with him."

Batman: "Lie."

Misty: "Huh? Is it good for me to lie?" She held her chin with a smile, "Or is he your man? But, I don't mind, the goblin can eat meat and vegetables, especially because he has such a good figure. "Of course, the main thing is that Bruce doesn't resist having sex with her, so it's not red-clothed gay—Bruce Wayne and Batman shouldn't be gay, right?

Batman couldn't sense a lie on the other side.And before the other party did any harm, he couldn't beat him up and go to the Black Gate Prison—isn't this an enemy for Batman and Gotham?

"Better like this." He flew away with the grapple gun, leaving behind a sullen threat: "I'll watch you."

Misty: "..." She looked at Batman's direction with bright eyes, "Okay, what a man!"

Huh, is it her illusion?Why did she feel that Batman seemed to have paused for a moment?

and many more……

Compared to the illusion...

Misty started to touch her hair, thought for a while, and went into the bathroom—Batman wouldn’t be perverted to install surveillance in the bathroom—he used his thoughts to put the clothes on his body in the closet. Sure enough, he received a reminder from the system. Wardrobe gadgets.Then he put away the small ornaments on his body one by one, and there were also a few that he couldn't take in.

Misty found out all those gadgets, suddenly became playful, and pinched her throat to talk to the monitoring device: "I prefer you who are ascetic, I don't want me to be close to Bruce Wayne, why don't you accompany me instead of him Ya~"

"Don't you human beings like to scream nicely? I can scream nicely. Of course, you must have the ability to let me scream~"

"To be honest, we goblins are actually very relaxed in bed. If you and Brown don't mind, we can sleep together~"

From beginning to end, there has never been a response.

Misty sighed.Well, I thought I could be an alternative netizen with Batman, what a pity.

Batman listened to the words that could make other men blush and heartbeat, and went to the night patrol. There was no fluctuation in the whole process. In the morning, he changed back to Bruce Wayne's costume, cheered up and went to business. By the way, he found that the red dress was not in the manor. Those locators and other instruments were put in the bathroom, only the monitors were taken.

Batman: "..." He actually thought seriously about the possibility of using a beauty trick to get the red clothes to carry a locator.

Bruce caught up on sleep until noon, when he received a message from Alfred: Sir, the lady you brought to my attention appeared on the monitor.

The Prince of Gotham immediately woke up, hooked a very playboy smile, and was ready to open: Where is it?

Alfred sent the address.

Bruce drives over in his sports car, and...

Big eater competition? ? ?

The lively Gotham people waved flags and cheered for those who participated in the competition, and the voices in their ears were "Wow, the girl in the purple dress eats a lot!" "Is she not afraid of being full?" "I saw someone go to the side and throw up! "

Bruce stared at the banner, then at the crowd in front of him, and was speechless.

He has learned about Chinese culture, and of course he also knows what a goblin is. Now, you, a goblin, actually came out to compete with humans for the big appetite?This shocked his pupils just as Superman, who is not fat and is not afraid of eating too much, went to participate in the Big Eater Competition.

Isn't she afraid of excessive heat?

Batman, who used to kick trees to exercise in order to burn calories, never admits that part of his displeasure with superhumans comes from them eating junk food casually, and there is no need to deliberately maintain his body shape.

However, Misty is not a big eater.

The competition she participated in was unfair from the beginning—the hot dogs used in the competition were all from the system closet, and she only had to put them in her mouth to pretend to chew, but actually put them in the closet.

The only thing that is fair is that the entire competition, from the referees to the participants, are all alchemy puppets, so there is no need to worry about someone participating in vain.

After eating the last one, Misty carefully tasted the taste of the hot dog produced by the system. It was very delicious. The bread was soft and had a slight milky aroma when chewed. The taste of bacon and ham was just right. Sweet and sour, paired with the tempting aroma of meat, the mouth is full of oil but not greasy.

Misty felt like she was about to eat her tongue.

After receiving the $[-] check for the first prize that was transferred from left hand to right hand, Misty went to the sink in the venue to rinse her mouth, and left the venue briskly. When she heard someone calling her "Red Clothes", she not only lamented that she was really lucky—— It actually made Bruce hit the scene.

Bruce, who rolled down the car window, smiled and stared at the woman who changed into a purple dress today. His eyebrows and eyes were not as mature as yesterday, but full of innocent childishness. When he saw him, his eyes widened in surprise, three times more than yesterday. Very cute.

This made Bruce hesitate for a moment: Could it be that Hong Yi really has sisters?

The footsteps of "Red Clothes" are like cats stepping on cobblestones, and they hurriedly and steadily walked to the car window, their pure black eyes were full of surprise, "Why are you here!" She bent her eyes, "You want to call me?" I am in purple~"

Bruce: "Because you're wearing purple today?"

"Yes!" She leaned forward and kissed the corner of Bruce's lips like a reward.

Bruce felt relieved: If it was a sister, how could he kiss his sister's boyfriend? According to Hongyi's description last night, their sisterhood is not bad.