I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

Soon, the answer appeared.Bruce saw that he was begging him to share the secret of hooking up with a wife|wife, and he was blacklisted indifferently.

Such an easy thing, does he need a secret?

Bah, bah, bah, he doesn't intend to hook up with a wife at all!

The second answer: She is scum, enough scum, hurt her heart severely, and then notify her husband to comfort her.Humans are emotional creatures, between a scumbag and a hot guy, should we think about it?

Subject’s reply: I’m already scumbag enough, I told her that I can take both men and women, I said obscene things to her, and I even asked her to be my ex-girlfriend’s stand-in, but she still does not change her infatuation with me...

User: Brother, aren't you here to show off?

Bruce swears, he didn't, but, the answers from several people in the back were teasing him for showing off his charm on Quora, or angry at him for fishing with $[-], but it didn't help him.

Bruce quit Quora in disappointment, looked at Misty who had finished eating dessert, and decided to rely on himself: "So, Yi Wei, would you like to stay by my side instead of her?"

Misty firmly rejected him: "Sir, I have no intention of betraying my husband."

This answer somewhat comforted Bruce.She still has Dick in her heart.

Maybe... In fact, he doesn't need to make her think he is a scumbag, as long as she never finds out that she is in love with Bruce Wayne, then, she will live with Dick unconsciously, right?

The day after Bruce decided to stop, Ms. Eve brought a can of soup, "Sir, do you want to try my cooking?"

Bruce nodded friendly.

On the third day, "Sir, longan and lotus seed soup clears heat and relieves heat, nourishes the heart and calms the mind. It is very comfortable to drink in summer."

On the fourth day, "Sir, lily and mung bean milk, I think I boiled it very fresh, do you want to try it? Do you want to add some milk? By the way, sir, do you want to take these dried lilies back and soak them in water? It is very healthy. "

On the fifth day, "Licorice, wheat and red dates soup, sir."

After drinking the soup at noon for four consecutive days, Bruce gradually felt something wrong, "Eve, it doesn't seem like a secretary's job to deliver soup?"

Misty took out the bowl used by Bruce from the cabinet, and poured soup from her thermos into the bowl as usual, "Yes sir, your soup at noon every day is my selfish intention. Have you heard of Shibu? "

Bruce: "You mean, the food tonic that is popular in China? I have been to China, and they really like to drink soup there. It is said that it... replenishes the body's vitality?"

"Yes." Ms. Eve's eyes were dimmed by the heat, "Sir, you are so affectionate to Miss Michelle, it must be very painful, right? She dreams every night, whether it's good or bad, it's her. I have learned food supplements , the right soup can help you take care of your body and let you sleep comfortably until dawn. I hope you can live better."

The soups of the past few days have all been identified by Bruce with a special method, and today's soup is the same.He took a sip, and the warmth of the hot soup slowly slid down his esophagus, spreading to his internal organs, and his mood suddenly became complicated.

He did have a good sleep yesterday, and after waking up, he was not as tired and had a headache as usual. Although he didn't eradicate it, those soups were indeed helping his body to recuperate.

Bruce finished his soup in silence. "Thank you, my health is indeed much better, help me send the files on the desktop to the third floor, okay?"

After Misty left, Bruce opened Quora again, only to find that after a few days of absence, his question had a new answer with the highest number of likes.

Want to push the battle-damaged Batman into the corner: Sorry, I'm impotent.

Bruce: "..." This answer, from the user name to the answer, revealed an aura that he couldn't accept.

Let's see the next one.

The second-ranked high praise answer——

Want to break up with my boyfriend: Share lore: "You are as reliable and steady in my heart as my mother."

Bruce: Well, reliable.However, the mother can't, let's replace it with...grandmother.

the third--

Cosplay is really fun: I borrowed it, one hundred thousand dollars is mine!This kind of thing, you should ask me—a blood lover who has been immersed in novels for many years!Topic, I will teach you a few words, and you can think about how to get them in. "Don't laugh, you don't look like her when you smile", "You turn my appetite off, and you are perfunctory every day, it really exhausts me physically and mentally", "I'm just playing around".You say, okay!

Bruce: OK!Of course!

Bruce casually transferred money to the bank card accounts from the second and third private messages, paused for a moment, clicked on the first one, remained silent for a few minutes, and transferred money to him/her.

Include... planB.

Misty was taking the elevator back to the boss's office, when "Misty"'s dedicated mobile phone in the system closet suddenly rang three times for account information.She took it out and looked, "30?"

When did she make it...wait.Misty remembered that when she was visiting Quora before, someone offered a reward of [-] yuan to ask questions. Although she didn't know whether it was true or not, she used both large and small accounts to reply people with the idea that if it was fake, there would be no loss.She thought that even if she won the election, she would only win [-] yuan, but she didn't expect that the other party would choose all three.

It turns out... there really is such a fat sheep with such stupid people and rich money?

Dick, who was fed soup by the way every day, caused his weight to increase, and finally couldn't help asking his mother-to-be: "Yi Wei, how is it going?"

Ms. Eve just finished washing her hair, she put her wet curly hair on the window sill, and there was a thin mist in the glass. "I gave him soup for almost half a month, but Mr. Wayne still hasn't responded." Her eyes were misty, "It's the first time I'm chasing someone, I don't know if that's normal or not, maybe boiling a frog in warm water is okay Doesn't work?"

Dick thought about the old man's bright and dark personality, and he said firmly: "No, like Bruce Wayne, there must be a lot of people who take the initiative to knock him down." Strictly speaking, the one who passively accepts intimacy should be Batman. "That's why you can eat him slowly to make him look special."

"Eh, really?"

"Of course!" The move came from Dick Grayson, who is not his own son, but better than his own son, "Yi Wei, you may be able to properly reveal that I know about you delivering soup every day."

Eve was at a loss: "Isn't that pushing Mr. Wayne further and further away?"

Dick smiled. "No, proper stimulation is necessary."

Misty: I think he seems to have a Widowmaker floating in the background, is it an illusion?

Misty entered Wayne's Company with today's hot soup, said hello to friendly employees one after another on the way, and met the unfriendly one at the corner.

"Miss Cook." Ms. Eve greeted with a good temper, but Miss Cook stepped on her stiletto heels, raised her chin proudly and walked past her.Ms. Eve still smiled with a good temper and didn't care.

Then, Miss Cook turned back, her slightly pressed eyelids looked cloudy: "Are you the secretary, ma'am?"

"of course."

"Oh," she said slowly, "I thought you were a cook."

Ms. Eve's voice was gentle and gentle: "This is for the lunch break, so it won't delay work. As for Mr....he likes it."

Miss Cook said meaningfully: "Hobbies can always change."

Ms. Eve smiled gently, "It's hard to change the secretary."

"I agree." Bruce's voice suddenly sounded.

Miss Cook said in shock, "Chairman." After recovering, she took half a step back.

It shows that the company is diligent because Bruce, the beautiful and beautiful secretary, came over and hugged Eve's slender waist. document."

Miss Cook twitched the corners of her mouth, and left in despair.Bruce let go of his hand, took a step forward, turned to face Ms. Eve, and blinked briskly: "Ma'am, is there any reward for my help?"

Ms. Eve lifted the vacuum flask in her hand, "Isn't it right here?"

"Oh, no." Bruce covered his eyes with his slap, "Honey, listen to me, there's half a month's worth of soup in my stomach, and I'm going to get PTSD."

Bruce: "Can I ask for another reward?"

"Varied……"

Bruce suddenly stepped in Eve's direction, slid his fingertips across her warm neck, and twisted a long delicate hair, "I want it."

After Ms. Eve was astonished, she didn't resist as much as she did at the beginning.

Misty: The current process is when Eve should not resist.

Thinking back to the experience that in the past half a month, she was about to boil herself into soup, for fear that her whole body would smell of soup, and the perfume she sprayed was stronger than usual. Then think about coming to her home every three to five days to condolence , chatting with her, and condemning his husband, Bruce Wayne, who only cares about work.Misty asked Ms. Eve to gently pull the corner of her clothes, but said nothing.

"Change into the dress and wait for me at the company gate tonight." The secretary lady looked up at him, her eyes seemed to be looking at the clear lake to the bottom, Bruce pursed his lips in a good mood, "I need a female companion for Stark's banquet. "

Her eyelashes were as long as little brushes, and they shook once, and then again. "Okay, sir."

Then, waited for a long time.

Eve put on light makeup, put on a tight dragging mermaid skirt, and stood under the night light at the door, as if she was stubborn about something.The street lamp stretched her back to the white wall, isolated and helpless.

The nights in Gotham are dangerous, especially for a single woman like her, she is very soft and deceitful, even if she is dragged into a dark alley, she cannot struggle too much.

She seemed to feel the viscous, malicious eyes, caressing the raised goose bumps on the delicate white arms unnaturally.Suddenly, the shadows passed by, and the black cloak viciously threw the woman-seeking villain into the wall, smashing his painful screams into pieces.

The lady raised her eyes in bewilderment, and her eyes were on a pair of bat ears that were pricked up, which seemed to be easy to pinch. "Batman?" Her voice was a little weak and light, like a straw stirring up nectar.

"Why don't you go home?" Batman asked.

She blinked lightly: "Wait for someone." The temperature of 11°C at night made her look like a flower about to freeze on the cold floor tiles.

The author has something to say:

I couldn't help pushing, a Gotham sweetheart who vowed not to hook up with someone|wife, after amnesia, hooked up with the mayor's wife, molested Louise, of course Da Chao didn't hit him, Da Chao also lost his memory, and then , choose to save Catwoman, leave Louise behind, and put Louise in danger, then, the amnesiac version of Batman appears and rescues Louise, still thinking about the fragrance on her body→_→

(The above plot comes from: New 52, ​​Superman and Batman.)

So, Bruce, without the constraints of Batman, is really Gotham Gunner→_→

he!Actually!Because of a date, or a reception, or something else, it's not a business anyway, not even a night watch!have!go! [The author whose three views collapsed couldn't help but harm others (showing a frenzied smile)]