I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

The mermaid Bruce is sitting high on the stone pier, the tail of the fish is soft and hangs down to the ground, and the delicate gaps between the scales are the places that Moonlight loves most.When Misty approached, the knight's height of 188 was exactly half a head taller than the seated him.

Her eyes fell on his beautiful lips, and she remembered the vote that was voted by the whole United States not long ago-whose lips do you especially want to kiss?Bruce Wayne came in second.

As for the first...

Misty looked over there quietly, hugging her shoulders against the wall, as if she was a dark knight who was thinking about something.The dark mask did not cover his sexy chin, and the two light-colored lips must be softer than rose petals when kissed.

Alas, it's a pity, it's impossible to get there in person.Unless she goes out every night to squat and kill Batman, catch up with Robin before he arrives, and press him into a corner to kiss him.

Misty shook her head secretly.She can't do things that are difficult for others.

And, the reason why Bruce didn't take the first place is because many people recognized that although his lips and Batman's lips are similar and sexy, it's a pity that Batman's mystery has added points.

Just ask, who wouldn't want to kiss the mysterious dark knight who comes and goes without a trace under the beautiful moonlight under the full moon?

"Mr. Knight, do you still have to think about it?" Baby Brucey smiled, as if he really didn't mind this matter.

"...Sorry." The knight lowered his empty eyes, and Bruce, who looked up halfway, felt as if he had crashed into a light-colored sky, which was cleaner and purer than the real sky.

Seeing the two heads getting closer and closer, Ye Yi struggled for a while, but still chose to stop: "Wait, are you really not listening to my solution?"

Misty looked up, and Bruce turned his head, two pairs of blue eyes, one shallow and one deep, stared at him.Ye Yi raised his hand, signaling them to pay attention to the transparent film sticky between his fingers, "Fiber mask, try it?"

It's very thin, after all, it's a prop to cover the entire chin, and it won't be noticed by people. When they stick it in the middle and kiss, it's just a psychological comfort block.

Misty: "Do you want it?"

Baby Bruce raised her eyebrows: "Oh, no, God, it's just lips touching each other, not making love with you, do you need to be restrained like worrying about premature ejaculation?"

The knight nodded calmly, "I think so too." After all, even if it's separated by fibers, what if the magic still fails.

——After he is determined to do something, he will strive for excellence, and he will never spoil the event because of his own hypocrisy.

Misty lowered her head, and their lips gradually approached. The knight's golden wheat-colored hair touched Bruce's cheek in pieces. Bruce held his breath to prevent the upright and staid knight from feeling uncomfortable.

Suddenly, Misty stopped again.

She raised her head and asked in an inquiring tone: "The magic is talking about kisses, but did it say that it must be lips?"

forehead?cheek?lips?jaw?

It's a pity that the queen of fairy tales extinguished their ideas, "it must be a kiss, close to the original definition of 'love' in fairy tales."

OK, just kiss.

Misty lowered her head, this time without stagnation, she gently touched Bruce's slightly cool lips in one step.Although Mr. Mermaid is a fish, his body is clean and there is no fishy smell at all, and his lips have a slight mint fragrance.

From Michelle's time, Misty knew that Mr. Wayne was a gentleman who paid attention to details. He always carried a small jar of mouth-cleaning candy in his pocket, mint flavor, to avoid embarrassment.Unexpectedly, after becoming a mermaid, some places still retain my imprint.

After touching his lips, the knight didn't even stop for half a second, and quickly withdrew his head.The mermaid began to deform, the transparent fins shrunk inwards, and gradually turned into human ears, the long seaweed hair shortened, the fish tail also slowly split from the tip of the tail, bifurcating into the well-proportioned legs of a man.

Misty saw that the opponent's calves were naked|naked, and immediately realized that the situation was wrong. She quickly untied the black cloak on her back and wrapped it around Bruce.Successfully stopped someone from leaking out.

click -

Reflexively, the young reporter Clark took out his mobile phone and took a picture of this important news.

Seeing that B was staring at him quietly, the boy in the small town sneered: "Hold... sorry, due to professional reasons, I didn't have time to control my own hand. I will delete it immediately..."

He lowered his head and found that his phone was bombarded with text messages.

Wonder Woman: Can you pass me a copy, thanks.

Neptune: Brother, you understand...【Fly rubbing hands.jpg】

The Flash: I...I want to...

Green Lantern: Come on!The fearless Green Lantern is never afraid of anything!

Ye Yi: Cough, Da Lan, please [Robin Star Eyes.jpg]

Clark: "..."

And the most arrogant, Tony Stark left a message: "I asked J to copy the photo, you're welcome."

Clark: "..."

Chester came over with a kind attitude: "Can you show me?"

Clark: "..."

The mobile phone used by Superman is a multifunctional mobile phone uniformly distributed by Bruce Wayne, the rich man of the Justice League. When Misty took it, she didn't know where she touched it—she didn't even touch the screen. Superman in front of her Suddenly his face changed drastically: "Don't—"

It was already too late, and the phone flew out of her hand with a whirring sound, and it floated in the air, projecting the size of the screen that the teacher used to teach the students, and on the screen was the photo taken just now.

As a reporter, even if it was a hasty act, Clark's photography skills are still beyond doubt.In the photo, the moonlight is ambiguous, Bruce Wayne is covered by a black cloak, and his strong calves are exposed naked from the cloak. The soft fabric can't hide his strong figure at all. Gotham's sweetheart is naked.The blond knight was half-kneeling beside him, still holding the small corner of the cloak in his hands. From the shooting angle, the corners of his lips were slightly pursed behind his half-face, as if he was unhappy to be disturbed by outsiders.

In short, after this photo was circulated, ten out of ten people would think that they were in the middle of a field battle and were captured by reporters.

Tony whistled: "Superman, your photography skills are really good. I really want to take pictures of Wayne half naked."

Superman just wants to use the red cape to ball himself into a ball and fly out of the earth, orbiting the sun.

B will kill him!The kind with a kryptonite spear!

Baby Brucey smiled and spread her hands: "It was indeed a good shot. To be honest, luckily it was Chester. If it were someone else, I really wanted to knock him out."

Ye Yi subconsciously: "Why?"

"It's too ugly, my eyes can't accept it." The gentleman's Gotham prince didn't mind his occasional wayward tongue.

Chester took out a mobile phone, and pressed the screen for a long time clumsily before calling up the setting interface with his mobile phone number, and handing it to Superman, "Can photos be sent to this phone?"

Bruce glanced over, surprised: "It's..."

"Yes, Michelle's cell phone. She knew that I was coming to Gotham, so she lent me the cell phone, and said that if she needed to use it, she would use her cell phone." The bright Mr. Knight was rarely embarrassed, his eyelashes were slightly lowered, and drooped Half a moment of shadow, "Photo, I... Well, I want to show Michelle."

No need for him to explain, everyone else understood.

Fight against rivals.

Tony Playboy Stark has always been very conscientious towards Mr. Knight: "Are you going to send yourself out? Half of your face is in the camera, and people who know you can't recognize you." Yes, mistakenly thought The ex-boyfriend is gay, and she will indeed give up on her ex-boyfriend, but will she have thoughts on his ex-boyfriend's relationship?

"It's okay." Chester picked up the thick helmet and put it back firmly. The dull visor covered those too bright eyes. "She has always only regarded me as a friend."

"And." His voice seemed calm, "She told me that she and Mr. Wayne are only in a relationship of being helped and being helped, and there is no affection. I want more."

Bruce: "..."

He suddenly stood up from the ground wrapped in the knight's cloak, "It's really a good way." He walked in front of Superman, the cloak drooping down to his ankles gently, and swayed his ankles under the wind.

"Superman." His starry blue eyes tended towards Batman's cobalt blue, perhaps because of the night's infection. "News, you can have the Daily Planet send it out, I don't mind. But give me a copy of the photo."

"Huh?" Superman was a little confused, but still nodded, "Okay, I'll send you later." Then handed the phone back to Misty, "Okay."

"Thank you." Misty put the phone away, looked at Bruce, but didn't speak.

Bruce Batman Wayne couldn't ignore this non-hot, but very present gaze, and said with a complicated mood: "Is there something wrong?"

Putting on the helmet, the Griffin Rider seemed to be like a human being, and asked very naturally and smoothly: "Did what you said before mean?"

"Ok?"

"Money." Misty said succinctly.

It wasn't she who offered it, it was Bruce who said he would give it!She paid the money she earned through labor, so why not!Misty thought confidently.

"..." Bruce looked at Nightwing silently.

Ye Yi: "..." I don't have any money, so you pay for mental damage, at least a million, right?The little policeman has so much money, you should suspect that I am not corrupt.

Bruce said calmly: "Help me get it from Batman's car. There is a wallet in his spare armor." Speaking of the spare armor, it is actually the one he usually uses.

People who don't know Batman's identity look at Bruce with weird eyes: ... No, you actually know that Batman has a wallet in his armor?

Ye Yi took out the bank card from the car, and Bruce handed the bank card to Chester with overly skilled movements, and told him in words that he couldn't remember how many times he said: "There are 500 million in the card, and the password is eight zeros. "

Tony wondered: "You still remember how much money you have in each card?"

Bruce glanced at him and showed an ambiguous smile of a playboy: "I have prepared a lot."

Tony understood in seconds.

As the richest man, it's shameful to give a girlfriend a breakup fee.It's too expensive to sign a check, and it's too embarrassing to go to the bank to temporarily apply for a bank card to transfer money in. It's too embarrassing to transfer the money directly... Well, it is easy for him to find the bank account number of the other party immediately because he has artificial intelligence, and in a short time, he will The breakup fee has been paid, and Bruce Wayne, his way is to prepare multiple bank cards with 500 million US dollars in advance, put them on the table of the small model/actor/singer when needed, press the index finger and push them over, "Inside There are 500 million." implying a breakup.

Usually, the other party will take the card and leave very tactfully.

Of course, Bruce didn't want to use the breakup fee to humiliate Chester, he... Apart from these, the rest in the car was his own bank card, which was not easy to give away.

Chester didn't feel humiliated. In fact, Misty stared at Bruce brightly behind the mask.

Michelle is a sponsored person. Uncle Bruce is afraid that she will not study hard, so he only pays 60 yuan for college fees, so... Eve doesn't need to go to school.

She'll be ready for a corporate job when she goes back!Tomorrow... no, some day in the future, Bruce Wayne who will come to the company must be the real playboy.

Chester rode away on the black dragon, and Ye Yi looked up to see the black spot disappear, and suddenly said: "He is indeed worthy of the title of knight of the kingdom."

Bruce: "Good."

Did they really think that Chester was paying for mental damage?Kingdom knight short of money?Chester obviously didn't want Bruce Wayne to be burdened, so he asked for money on purpose!

Even if Bruce was his rival in love, and almost let the clown find his beloved girl, he was angry, and even rushed to Batman's car to warn that things were imminent, and he could still consider the mood of his rival with grace.

The plane of the Avengers flew over, and their leader, Captain America, came to say goodbye to them: "It's a pleasure working with you."

Chairman of the Justice League, Superman held out his hand: "Same."

After exchanging pleasantries, when the plane took off and left, Superman turned his head and was about to say that since Bruce had lifted the spell, he should go back to Metropolis, when he saw that Nightwing seemed to be looking for something, and Bruce walked towards Nightwing.Superman froze, deciding to give the adoptive father and son a space to communicate.

Bruce patted him on the shoulder: "What are you looking for?"

Ye Yi turned back, "Bruce? I looked for the little robot that was damaged by the lady you saved before, maybe I can fix it. But, I didn't find it."

When he heard the first half of what he said, Bruce also looked around subconsciously. Although the site was severely damaged, the ground was full of gravel, and there were many obstacles, but a rough glance still showed that there were no small robots. "Maybe the lady didn't forget to take it with her before she left."

"Ah!" Dick blinked, "So I was late."

The author has something to say:

Batman brings a wallet: I really did. In my memory, once when the master was on a night patrol, he met a shivering homeless old man. The man was very scared and told him not to kill her. The master didn’t say anything and left a few. The dollar went away. (Comic plot √)