I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

Misty can swim.

However, whoever was thrown into the water, and the salty sea water hit the nose and ears, couldn't react immediately, and could only flop around like a frightened little animal with the waves, burrowing around and bumping dizzily.

Misty struggled to keep her head out of the water, and her hands and feet had already started to paddle regularly. While breathing, she noticed something swimming towards her out of the corner of her eye. After the camera focused, Misty saw the green fish tail The mermaid cleaves against the wind and waves, rushing towards her like an arrow.

It's Bruce!

Rather, it was her suspicion that it was Bruce, or that it might really be Bruce's son—anyway, it was a chance.

bet!Bet he came to save lives!

Batman glimpsed from a distance, Ms. Eve was still paddling the water carelessly, her eyes seemed to be too open because of the sea water, and she unconsciously sent herself to the waves.A huge wave hit the pink boat and submerged it in the blink of an eye. She seemed to have been knocked out, and her little head never came out of the water tremblingly.

Batman plunged into the water, rushed towards the pink figure, and surfaced with his arms around her waist.The lady's eyes are half-opened, her nose is sour, her face seems to be frozen red, her hair rope has long been lost in the water, her hair is scattered and wet, and the smell of coconut milk is gone, only the smell of salty sea water, and The cleanliness before was like two different people.

Neither beautiful nor powerful.

However, in Batman's view, Ms. Eve, who heroically rescued the female reporter just now, is extremely beautiful, and the light in her eyes dyes the whole world.

He saved her not just because she was Dick's wife.

Ms. Eve leaned softly on his chest, her misty eyes were half-opened, she stared at his side face, and softly called: "B...Bruce..."

There was a sea wave calling like ice balls. Mr. Mermaid covered the lady's mouth and nose, whether it was intentional or not, so that she couldn't say the following words.When the water surfaced again, Ms. Eve had closed her eyes weakly, tilted her head to the side, and no longer made a sound.

Batman's rough fingers touched the lady's neck, where the pulse was still beating, as graceful as the person in his arms.

"Uh, she still has a heartbeat." Superman's voice came, his tone was a bit weird and bewildered, and Batman could tell from the tone that this person heard Bruce just now.

The mermaid raised her face, without any embarrassment, "Take us back to the shore, Superman." It is indeed the instrument used by Batman, and it can still switch languages ​​without any obstacles in the water.

Superman turned his head and looked around, faltering: "Her clothes are wet, it's not good for me to come, can't the Batplane be turned into a speedboat?"

As a father-in-law, is it fine for him to hug his daughter-in-law?Batman thought unhappily, what can he think of Superman embarrassing?I think that Ms. Eve is Dick's wife and Bruce's admirer. He is innocent, so it's better not to get involved.

Batman picked him up horizontally, and held him up to Superman, his voice didn't have much emotion: "Put away your thoughts, and the expression on your face, alien rescue dog, you didn't realize that your expression is like the one circulating on the Internet. : Is the subway old man looking at his phone.jpg? Immediately, hug her and leave, the bat machine can't get there too soon." He dared to say this in front of outsiders, because he was sure that the person really fainted, not pretended to be fainted.

"Okay." Superman's lips fluttered, and he awkwardly took the disheveled lady from Batman's hand. For the convenience of hugging, his strong arms had to stick awkwardly to the wet skirt on her thighs.Put it on the shore as quickly as possible, and then bring mermaid Bruce over.

As soon as the mermaid was put down, the lady woke up faintly, "Hmm..."

Misty really used a little trick to make herself faint just now, otherwise it would not be real enough.Being so close to Bruce, he might see through pretending to be dizzy.

She supported the ground with her palms and slowly raised her upper body. The red cloak on her chest slid down, and the wind blowing by the sea made Misty shiver all over.

He probably picked up Superman's red cape and put it on for her.

Misty picked up the cloak and put it in her arms, walked up to Superman and handed it back, "Thank you for the cloak." She was very rude and polite.

Superman pushed back, "Ma'am, you need it."

Misty was not polite to him, she wrapped her cloak, looked at Mr. Mermaid, her tone was ten times gentler than before: "You...I know, you saved me." She bent down, no one expected, Even Batman didn't expect that she could suddenly kiss his side in front of people, "Thank you, Little Mermaid."

Mr. Mermaid's tail slammed into the pile of rubble, making his scales ache.

Superman twisted his neck vigorously, and suddenly looked at Dick. The big blue bird didn't pay attention to this side. He seemed to be sure that Eve was rescued safely, and then went to comfort the poor, frightened reporter.

Superman twisted back stiffly, and found that Ms. Eve was just expressing her gratitude with a kiss, and he was relieved when he touched it.

It's okay, it's okay, it wasn't cheating on the spot, otherwise Ye Yi would go crazy.

As for kissing on the cheek, Clark doesn't think it's a problem.Kissing is etiquette and gratitude. When he was a superman, there were often rescued girls who would kiss him and hug him emotionally when they survived the catastrophe—some of them were in front of their boyfriends.

Mr. Mermaid waited for her to step back, nodded coldly, and then extended his hand to Superman.Superman understood, and said to Misty, "I'll send him back first. After you fell into the water, Batman specially asked him to rescue you."

Misty wakes up.She said that Bruce Wayne was replaced by aliens, but Batman was indifferent. It seems that the counterfeit did not imprison Mr. Wayne, but Batman rescued him.

"Okay, Mr. Superman, after I wash your red cape, how can I find you?"

His smile is full of hope: "As long as you call Superman, no matter when and where, I will be there in time. If there is danger in the future, remember to call Superman."

It's a real advantage to be able to fly.Misty is envious, and she also wants to fly by herself.

Superman flew flat in front of Mr. Mermaid, and Mr. Mermaid slapped the ground vigorously with his tail, splitting a spider web.The whole mermaid bounced up, successfully landed on Superman's back, and just sat on it.

Misty muses: Bruce hates Batman, but has a good relationship with Superman?

"Ma'am, let Nightwing take you home. It's dangerous outside, and your mechanical dog is not a panacea for protection. As for your husband, he will definitely be willing to help you find it." Superman nodded to Misty friendly again, and went fly to the sky.

He flew only one floor high, and suddenly, Superman fell straight down with his face on the ground.

Misty: "..." Hiss—the tip of his nose hurts.

She whispered to herself: "Not enough battery life?" It feels so dangerous, so why isn't she envious?Anyway, the mechanical wing is safer, as long as the energy is full before flying, and bring a spare energy.

The sound of clattering sounded, and the terrible monster jumped out of the sea, bringing up the monstrous sea water.Its skin is earth-colored and has no body. Its limbs are composed of twelve heads. No.13 head is a head. It does not need a neck and upper body to connect two legs.

"What kind of monster is this?" Misty asked softly, and the mechanical dogs had already run to her side, growling threateningly.

The superman who got up also muttered to himself: "How could it, how could it appear."

Batman calls out Bruce's voice in the machine, "Who is it?" Since Eve may guess that the mermaid is Bruce, it will be deliberate if he pretends to be - anyway, he has programmed Bruce Wayne to turn into a mermaid. After passing, it can be taken out and used at any time when needed.

Superman: "EORXNECROLI. But, it's a story about adults lying to children on Krypton..."

Krypton?

Misty is keenly aware of key words.

Wait, if there aren't too many Kryptonians on Earth, then... the fake Bruce is Superman in disguise?Really Bruce has a good relationship with Superman...

Had she guessed something wrong all along?

Over there, Batman asked Superman: "How much of what you met tonight is not a story?"

Clark's grievance: But, I thought there were only stories about Earth, not stories about Krypton.

Parents of people on earth can tell their children that if you don’t sleep, the big bad wolf will take you away. The Kryptonians have similar threats. In their stories, EORXNECROLI is omnipotent and specializes in eating Kryptonians. Children don’t sleep well. Will be eaten by EORXNECROLI.

To put it plainly, it is like walking kryptonite.

Now, "Kryptonite" opened its mouth and spit out a long red tongue. When everyone couldn't react, it quickly rolled up Superman, with barbs on the tongue.Superman, powerless to resist.

Fortunately, it is only "like", EORXNECROLI can't destroy Superman's defense like kryptonite, pull it to a negative number, its barbed tongue can't pierce Superman's body, however, its huge mouthparts can Superman dragged it into his mouth and swallowed it.

Batman was the closest to Superman, he didn't care if Eve could see anything, he grabbed the blue light wristband on his left wrist with his right hand, pulled out the long light blade, and slashed at the long tongue.No broken skin.

However, just by hearing the growl, I knew it was painful.

"Eyes," Misty ordered.The mechanical dog blasted out the repulsive cannon immediately, using the "extremely fine mode", and the slender beam hit EORXNECROLI's eyes, making the sound of a round spoon being inserted into the tofu, and there was a wailing sound, and the tongue subconsciously pulled out to defend.

Mr. Mermaid took the time to give her an approving look.

The sound of piercing pierced through the air, and the long tongue slashed at Misty. The mechanical dog on the left pulled the tongue dangerously with the traction laser beam, "Capsule!" Misty commanded urgently, and the mechanical dog on the right opened its mouth and shot out a giant capsule. , the capsule shattered with a snap, releasing all the compressed things inside.

Batman smells: rubber.

Then look at the dust-colored sticky substance covering the head and face of EORXNECROLI, whose tongue was pulled and tugging with the mechanical dog, so that it was stuck to the ground and could not move.

Batman: Rubber adhesive?

"Good girl!" Superman praised her with a smile.

Ms. Eve smiled back.

However, a giant projection of a face appears in the sky, maliciously disrupting their communication.The Fairy Tale Queen looked down at them: "Princess, your knights are indeed very powerful, but unfortunately, this is the end."

The female reporter ran over cautiously, raised her camera to take pictures one after another, and asked Misty: "The princess she mentioned, is she referring to you?" After all, there were only two women present, and she knew her own affairs well , That small broken place at home, what kind of princess are you talking about.If it wasn't her, it was Ms. Eve who saved her.

Misty shook her head: "I don't know her."

"It's so rude, I can't imagine that after my daughter left home, she would be willing to degenerate to this point? Can any random thing be accepted as an accessory?" The queen's narrow eyebrows were half-down, her dark purple lips raised a contemptuous arc, "The lowly commoners dare to refer to themselves as the princess, my stepdaughter? Oh, daughter, my poor ignorant baby, are you still going to keep silent and let them steal your identity? Ah, I almost don't remember your voice being slapped by me Curse, unable to speak."

She casts malicious eyes on someone.

Misty looked over—

Mr. Mermaid? !

It was as if all the silence was in the air around Batman, even though Superman and Nightwing had already known about it, the heart was still shaking at this moment.

After all, calling a muscular man weighing 209.44 pounds a princess is acceptable to any normal person.

The female reporter who wanted to take a picture of the princess: "..." She silently put down the camera she held up, and said what was in the hearts of the people present, "Are you blind?"

Maybe it was provoked one after another by the lowly commoners in her eyes, or because she wanted to catch the "princess", the Queen of Fairy Tales released her followers.

Dragons, ogres, goblins...things from fairy tales.

Newkus of Atlantis, EORXNECROLI of Krypton, living candles of Mars...the corresponding legendary monsters in the minds of superheroes that are a huge threat to them appear one by one.

"My God, what are these ugly things?" Tony Stark raised an eyebrow in disgust in his armor as small missiles blasted at the fleshy monster.

"I think you may need the help of purebred humans." The shield knocked off Martian candles, and Captain America ran over to catch the rotating shield.The burned Martian Manhunter staggered to a remote place, shouting: "Yes, Captain, we need you! Just, please allow me to leave the scene for a while, the live candle has turned my plastic skin into a poisonous gas, I'll fix it."

Red Lightning ran across the room, "Hey, I'm a purebred human, right? Our Justice League isn't all aliens."

Misty scanned the scene and found that her mechanical dog was not particularly useful, so she said to the female reporter who was consciously squatting in the corner and not holding back, "I'll see you off."

Find a reason to leave, and change to Chester riding a dragon.