I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

Tony wore his blacksmith T-shirt, stepped on flip-flops and came out of the studio, picked up some cold instant coffee on the counter and drank it into his mouth, frowning and asked: "J, during my working hours, what happened in New York?" What's the matter?"

"Sir, there are no villains making trouble in New York, and no one is robbing banks, but everyone knows what the animal trainer looks like."

Beastmaster?

After recalling it for a while, Tony pulled it out of his memory: "Chester? What happened to him? Is it public opinion?"

He remembered that on the second day after the aliens invaded, someone clamored that Chester, who raised the black dragon, was a dangerous person and should take off his mask and accept state control and public supervision.

Those remarks failed to stir up a splash—he asked J to open three thousand trumpets, sprayed them bloody, and dared not show up again.

"No, it was a car accident." The smart butler projected the scene captured by the surveillance to his husband, and the black dragon suddenly appeared in broad daylight, undisputedly proving the identity of the blond man.

Tony rubbed his chin, "How do I feel, he doesn't care if his identity behind the helmet is discovered." If he cared, he should obviously put away the black dragon and leave silently. "However, J, didn't I tell you to pay attention to his news, and then inform me as soon as possible?"

"He came to the company to see you in the morning."

"Huh?" Tony was surprised, "I didn't receive the message."

"Because you muted me." The smart butler pointed out calmly.

Misty...or Misty who switched back to the Chester heard exclamations from downstairs, and the words "Iron Man" and "Dating" came up piecemeal.

So you didn't answer the phone, did you go on a date?

There was the sound of glass being knocked on the tightly closed window. Misty looked up and saw a big iron tank floating outside the window. A white sparrow flew past him, landed on the top of the tank curiously, and gently pecked at it with its beak. .

The tin can held the sparrow and said, "Knight, don't you open the window?"

Misty walked over to open the window, and the white sparrow, which was not chased away, was frightened by her actions, flapping its wings and flying away.

Iron Man didn't move, not even make a sound.

Misty: "?"

Behind the steel hood, the man's breathing was stagnant.

When watching the surveillance, the knight turned his back to him. Just now, the curtains covered most of the knight's appearance. Now that the other party opened the window without any object to block, that perfect face jumped into Amber's eyes unpredictably.

Tony Stark has a lot of love, but, to be honest, after seeing this face, his former bed partner was instantly turned into mud on the ground.

--Aphrodite.

Although the other party is a man, Tony still can't help thinking: Except for Aphrodite, there is no other name to describe him.

Superman's face is also extremely handsome, but it's a pity that because of his handsomeness, Tony only wants to compete with him when he sees him, instead of being like the young man in front of him, to arouse his love.

Still blonde and blue eyes.

well.Tony felt sincere regret in his heart, how could that face be born to a man.

If it wasn't for the man, he would have made an appointment.

Tony closed his eyes hard, suppressing the flying beauty to the bottom almost in the blink of an eye, and when he faced Chester again, he only regarded him as a teammate fighting side by side.

The armor of steel flew into the room, and the armor disintegrated. Tony Stark walked out from the inside, stood in front of the sofa very casually, and sat lazily, "Chester, I heard J said, you came to find me? Do you want to have a drink with me?"

Misty closed the window, turned around and sat down, looked into Tony's eyes and talked to him: "I need your help with something, Iron Man."

He raised his eyebrows: "Call me Tony, or I won't help."

The knight was silent for a few seconds, as if he was not used to being so close to people, "...Tony."

Those honey-tuned eyes burst into laughter, "You can just come to me, only the great Iron Man is so powerful that he will help you in whatever you ask for."

"I have a friend who secretly put a lot of gadgets on her body. She told me that they were trackers and bugs. She said that you are very capable, enough to find out who did it." The knight made a serious face: "If you are willing to help me, I owe you a favor. When you are in need, I swear by the glory of the knight, I will come to help you in thousands of mountains and rivers."

"Wow." Tony focused on something else, "Her? Your girlfriend?"

One person plays two roles, in the future there will be more Misty deliberately paused, "...No."

"Pa——" Tony snapped his fingers: "Okay, you have a crush on her."

The knight stared at him quietly, Tony: "..." He tilted his head in embarrassment, not looking at the pair of crystal clear eyes opposite him.

"Okay, okay, it's okay if Antique can't joke, and I'm not allowed to tell the truth?" Tony took out a small blue oval button from his pocket and threw it to Misty, "stick it on those On something, if it’s miniature, stick it upside down.”

Misty complied.

Tony: "J."

"Okay, sir." The smart butler started to work.

Tony introduced with some pride: "He is J, my butler, the world's number one artificial intelligence, it will take less than half a minute for him to help you—oh, you should know 'minute'? Ok, wait for half a minute."

The knight nodded slightly, "Thank you."

Half a minute later, the smart butler really came to a conclusion: "Sir, the source of the tracker and monitor is the Bat Cave, do I need to attack?"

Iron Man: "? Batman?"

And far away in Gotham, the 19-year-old girl codenamed Oracle, Barbara Gordon, is also reporting to Batman: "After she left Gotham, she did find someone else."

"Who?"

"iron Man."

Batman: "?" He repeated slowly, without expecting such a development: "Iron Man?"

To say that Tony Stark asked someone to come to him as an undercover agent, it would be better to believe that it was an agent sent by SHIELD, and then went to Stark after completing the task from Bruce.

Of course, it is more likely that his girl went to hook up with the richest man in New York non-stop after dating the richest man in Gotham, clearly greedy for money.

The mouth, which was not covered by the hood, subtly evoked a smile that the master didn't even notice.

Batman: "I don't care if it's Iron Man. Oracle, next, you help me spread a news-Bruce Wayne will go to participate in the ribbon-cutting ceremony of the new zoo in Brudhaven, which he funded."

Playboy, it's time to add a new resume to his ridiculous deeds.

No one who has met Stark said that he is arrogant. He does have the capital to be arrogant. However, attacking the Batcave system and suddenly provoking other superheroes, even if it is Stark, Nor will it be done blindly.

Oh, it’s another matter to invade the Batcave network and borrow the information inside to enrich J’s database—anyway, the old bat has also been a smart housekeeper who actively invaded Stark.

J complains about them: a friendly exchange between two control freaks.

Tony's face became serious, "Chester, your friend, she..." Looking at the knight's face, Stark used a rare euphemism that could move his former assistant and current teammate to tears, and changed what he wanted to do. Said: Your friend is she a super villain. "...Are you bewitched by the super villain?"

"How to say?"

"The bat is very suspicious, but he never puts listening devices on others for no reason. Either your friend is powerful and steps on his cordon, or she does something bad and destroys peace."

"A bad thing?" After Michelle appeared, she just went to one thing. "She... had a relationship with Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham, and they broke up amicably two days ago. Does that count?"

Could it be that Batman felt that Michelle was plotting against his investors?What can Bruce be plotted against?Possession or sperm?

Well, it seems that using the latter to plot the former by the way is by no means a problem.

The knight expressed his analysis to Tony in a serious and upright tone: "If Batman is afraid that my friend is pregnant with Wayne's child and has the right of inheritance, he will no longer be able to get funding from the Wayne Group, please don't worry, My friend doesn't want to have children, she wants to be free."

Are you kidding me? Pregnant?She is full?Think the current life is too comfortable, want to turn on the nightmare mode?

"Seriously? That's it? That's it?" New York's richest man said, what is this?According to the efficiency of Bruce changing girlfriends, it is really the reason Chester said, then Batman can be so busy that he died suddenly, "She has never done anything bad since she was a child? Even breaking a flower stem from the side of the road?"

Certainly not, after all, strictly counting, Michelle is just a "baby" born less than 30 days old, unfortunately, there is so much evidence that I can't tell others. "What she has done is not enough to make Batman vigilant. She is a kind girl, and she is by no means a super villain." The knight sat upright, with firmness in his steady voice, "With the knight's honor, justice and honesty as our foundation." She promises."

Loud.

Tony understood: Mr. Knight is the first time in his life, and he loves that lady.

I hope that lady can bear the knight's trust, she is really a good person as he thinks.

"Okay, J, convey to Bat that your crush is not worthy of his attention. The matter is settled, let's talk... um... talk..." Tony seemed to have something else to do, but his eyelids became more and more Drooping down, he fell on the sofa and fell into a deep sleep.

Misty: "Iron Man?"

Iron Man armor was reassembled, and a metallic voice came from it: "Mr. Chester, good afternoon, sir, I have introduced me to you, but please allow me to introduce myself again."

The knight suppressed his curiosity and turned to look over: "Hello."

"I'm the smart butler made by Mr. J. I'm sorry for Mr.'s rudeness. He hasn't closed his eyes for more than 180 hours."

Misty clicked her tongue inwardly.

There was a sleepless competition held in the UK, and the champion didn't sleep for 178 hours. She thought it was the limit of human beings, but she didn't expect that there was a fiercer one here.

Misty suddenly remembered what the supermodel girl reported about Tony Stark's achievements in science and the peerless genius who graduated from MIT at the age of 17.When you think about it, he has world-renowned achievements, not just because of his brilliant brain.

People who are smarter and richer than you work harder than you, what qualifications do you have to be salty fish!

Back to Gotham tomorrow!Uncle Bruce, wait for me!

The author has something to say:

What are you thinking, say 1v1, how could I prostitute Tony?Nini's role is obviously to inspire Misty's life mentor! [dog head]

Unable to restrain himself, he made a small episode.Please automatically default that there will be no sudden enemy attacks, otherwise you will not be able to watch [Serious].And, people|wives will have it, after waiting for Chester's plot.

Cheating——

Although Batman knew that his little wife was a good showman and was willing to play with her, but he really didn't expect that one day Batman almost didn't pick up the conversation.

There weren't many criminals today, and Arkham was quiet. However, Batman still didn't leave work early.

"Batman—" He heard a familiar cry, looked down, and his heart skipped a beat.

His wife stood barefoot in the alley, her face was smudged with drunkenness, and her eyes were shining with water.

Batman fell down, preparing for the worst, "What's wrong?" Could it be that something happened at home?Is it the Joker or Bane?

His wife trotted over, but instead of throwing herself into his arms as usual, she bit her beautiful lips, with a desperate fire in her eyes.

He just didn't feel right.

"Batman, come here." His wife's voice was even more strange, very soft and charming, but it seemed like she was about to cry.

Batman didn't move cautiously, and continued to wonder if she was controlled by the scarecrow's poisonous gas.

Seeing that he didn't move, his wife took the initiative to come over, suddenly stood on tiptoe, wrapped his arms around his neck, and quickly bit his mouth.The sweet scent of fruit wine and her bright lipstick rolled onto Batman's lips together.

Then, she heard her crying voice: "Batman! I'm going to cheat! Bruce Wayne is a bastard!"

Batman: "..."

OK, he got it.

So, now is Mrs. Wayne derailing the script of Batman financed by Mr. Wayne?

Also, quite exciting?The sullen old man thought silently in his heart.

It just so happens that there is nothing important tonight, and it is my husband's duty to play games with my wife.

Batman's hoarse voice sounded in the alley: "Ma'am, all my equipment is funded by Wayne, I can't let him down."

"Really?" The woman's soft hand pressed against his chest, "Then why don't you avoid me?"

She chuckled: "Every time you come to Wayne Manor, you don't dare to look at me. Huh? Brave and fearless Batman?"

Batman's jaw was tight, and he didn't speak. Those soft and boneless hands seemed to be heavier than a jack, and he couldn't dodge them.

She pressed her fragrant body tightly against the man, wrapped her arms around his neck, and breathed like blue: "Push me away, you push me away, I will go home, and I will never treat you like this again." It's gone." She was about to print her lips on Batman's lips again, and Batman tilted his head slightly in embarrassment, and the red mark covered the corner of his lips.

He has hypnotic gas in his universal belt, a fly-away grappling gun on his waist, smoke|smoke bombs that allow him to get away with it, and his 800-pound arms allow him to push people away with ease.

Finally, he just said in a hoarse voice: "Madam, you are drunk."

Madam smiled lowly: "If thinking like this can make you feel less guilty..."

One of her legs has already been squeezed between Batman's legs dishonestly, rubbing against his calf too much beyond the safety line, "I used to think that Batman was wearing nothing under his armor, including underwear. Later, Bruce told me, at least you still have a pair of underwear, otherwise, they are so fragile that they can be easily worn out."

Such a scene mentions Bruce, so that Batman suddenly bites his back molars vigorously, and his tongue is numb with stimulation.

The woman released her arm from his neck, and before he could breathe a sigh of relief, she turned around from his waist to his back, stroking the back of his waist ambiguously, "However, I don't quite believe it, why don't you let me see?"

Mrs. Wayne is really taking advantage of it. Batman doesn't know how much Bruce Wayne has told his wife about Batman before letting her take off his armor easily.

The warm little hands got in mischievously, and the woman's playful voice sounded: "Hey, it turns out that what Bruce said is true."

"Ma'am." Batman's throat rolled, and his whole body was covered, only the helmet was still guarding his last line of defense. He was very grateful that his helmet was equipped with white goggles, so that she could not see his lustful eyes, "Stop... ...uh... stop."

She actually stopped and stretched out her hand. Batman couldn't tell whether he was relieved or disappointed.

Then, she said: "Batman, how about this, if I tie you up, you can treat it as if you were raped by me, and the responsibility is not on you. You and Bruce are still good brothers." She playfully He raised his hands, with a long black hair in the middle, "I want to tie it up!"

The thin strands of hair bound Batman's hands behind his back, against the cold wall.

The woman tilted her head, a little proudly: "It's time for them to see that I captured Batman!"

Batman pursed his lips, staring at her.

She holds Batman prisoner - with a long, limp hair.

Tonight the black cloak becomes the softest boat, the night is the water, swaying the waves.The white and tender feet are lightly stepping on the hanging cloak, the bright roses shyly lower their petals, and the gray mist hazyly covers the overlapping shadows on the wall.

When morning came, Batman, who was about to finish his night patrol, wrapped the satisfied girl in a cape, "I'll take you back."

"Um……"

She is not very happy.

Batman: "..." After all, he still asked, "Bruce... what makes you unhappy?"

The little wife snorted, "He is a liar. Before he got married, he said that he could make people orgasm eleven times a night. I thought it was a bit exaggerated, but dare to say that, not eleven times, but seven or eight times, but I Unexpectedly, he is impotent!"

Batman's hand almost misses the man.

The little wife looked up at him, her eyes blinked cunningly: "He has been married to me for so long, and he hasn't had sex with me in one night. It's not impotence, what is it?"

Batman · night watch every night · no time · basically have sex with his little wife during the day · Bruce Wayne: "...um."

Misty suddenly had a bad feeling.

Then, the next night, she ran into the bathroom and pressed against the door, "Aren't you going to watch the night!"

"Batman has gone." Mr. Wayne unbuttoned his suit one by one, with a frivolous smile on Bruce Wayne's face: "As for Bruce Wayne, we need to prove to his wife whether he is impotent. "

Dick patrols Gotham wearing Batman's armor, deeply feeling that he has paid too much for this family.