I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

After blowing the cold and wet night wind, after Alfred calmed down, he satirized the suddenly mischievous young master: "Some things are obviously something you can do with hard work. For example, to Miss Michelle Show your smile on your poor old housekeeper, who will tell you everything you have to work so hard to detect."

Bruce walked upstairs, step by step, "No, she'll say: Lord, Mr. Bruce, you look like a flower when you smile. Then continue to pay attention to my couture suit." Show her her smile , Why not show him your black card.

Alfred stared at his child's back, and suddenly said: "Master, have you ever had a heartbeat? Even for half a second?"

Bruce turned his head, and his eyes met with the old housekeeper whom he respected and regarded as a relative.He made Batman say, earnestly, brutally, "I'mbatman."

Batman, don't worry.

"Where's Bruce Wayne?" Alfred pressed him.

Rather than saying that Alfred is looking forward to the little master and the little princess, it is better to say that he wants someone to be with his young master Bruce forever after he dies in his later years. They support each other and move forward side by side.

Bruce Wayne oh...

Maybe, but not enough to make him break his persistence.

"Twice," he said, "twice the heart beat faster."

In Jason's room, the quilt was bulged into a hillock, and the young boy focused on the mobile phone with a blue screen, without looking away for half a second.

"Jason, are you sleeping?" The man opened the door as he spoke.

Jason put the phone under the pillow reflexively, sticking out his disheveled head that was dripping with sweat, "Uh, Bruce, of course, no, I didn't sleep."

It can be seen that he has been hiding under the quilt for at least two or three hours, and the collar is completely wet.

Bruce glanced deeply at Jason's pillow and didn't ask much. "Ro... Argonot, immediately, prepare your Argonaut time."

"Okay! And, buddy, I've thought about it, you should continue to call me Robin. Batman and Robin are the best combination of the century, aren't they? Richard also changed his name to Ye after he left home and flew solo. Winged."

Batman looked at him deeply: "Okay."

Jason jumped up from the bed, didn't take two steps, as if realizing something, "Bruce, what day is it today?"

"Sunday."

The young boy stayed where he was, and his eyes wandered briefly: "Bruce, I... well, I didn't do my homework, do you mind if I do my homework for a while?"

Batman doesn't mind.

He went to the Batcave first, and contacted another assistant, the hacker behind Batman-Oracle, and asked her to increase her efforts to discredit Bruce Wayne.

"Huh? The previous ones weren't enough?" Oracle asked while typing on the keyboard, "Batman, the increase in public opinion will easily arouse their rebellious psychology."

"I know." Batman is very calm, "Bruce met a girl who called Bruce Wayne the White Knight of Gotham. He doesn't need this, it's too easy to expose, he just needs to be a brainless playboy , Occasionally showing kindness is an idle and boring act."

Hearing Michelle's words, besides being touched in his heart, Bruce also felt that information should not be missed so much.It's okay for Bruce Wayne to do good deeds, but if it creates the illusion that he is doing things casually, Bruce Wayne must be a useless playboy in the minds of most people.

Absurd gossip is his best disguise.

"Well, if you insist. Someone will spread the nonsense about Bruce Wayne - like, he throws a pool party and frolicks in an open-air pool with twelve beautiful cover girls, and doesn't leave Tony Stark Not even a lady."

"Well." Batman continued to command: "Monitor Michelle's movements for me, and see who she connects with after she and Bruce separate."

In the first half of the night tonight, Batman was fighting criminals alone, without Robin.The criminals who were beaten up by Batman murmured in their hearts, is Robin going to be replaced again?

After finishing his homework, Robin caught up with the night watchman in the middle of the night, knowing that he was right and right next to Batman, and he was not as violent as before when he beat the criminal.

It's a pity that no matter how peaceful he is, Batman still remembers his abnormality tightly in his mind, using some shady tricks to spy on his adopted son's cell phone.

Batman has no guilt, and insists that he has to figure out what Robin is doing, before he is being tricked into doing something wrong.

Then, he saw a series of stand-in BL novels.

Batman: "???"

Has his artistic son finally ascended from Shakespeare's sonnets to weird romance novels?

Bruce hesitated for a moment, and asked the old butler who had a lot of experience in this field: "Ah Fu." He was a little confused, and asked with difficulty: "Jason, he thinks I use him as a substitute for Dick?"

In Jason's novels, the visual sense is particularly serious, the master who teaches the protagonist martial arts, and the big apprentice who left home, the protagonist is the second child, or an orphan... His son usually misses the family relationship so much? !

Alfred put the toast into the toaster, turned it to the second gear, and replied with his back to Bruce: "Sir, do you realize how inappropriate it is that you often mention Master Dick in front of Master Jason?"

Bruce vaguely remembered that not long after he took Jason back for training, Alfred said that he frequently served as Robin in advance and put him on Jason's path, which caused him a lot of pressure.After that, he did take care not to mention Robin as much as possible.

"Yeah, sir, do I need to remind you? 'Another Robin will do the same thing, you really are the same kind'?" After the toast popped out, Alfred turned around and spread it on the table Plastic wrap, spread salad dressing and ketchup on toast, "Maybe you should learn from Baby Brucey his sweet and cloying words. To be honest, Master Jason wanted to hear more than what you said at that time." It's 'I'm proud of what you did'."

Bruce's lips twitched, and he sat down unacceptably, with his palm resting on his forehead, "So, he really thinks I use him as Dick's stand-in?"

Alfred sandwiched lettuce, eggs, luncheon meat, and cucumbers into the sandwich, "Master, black pepper?"

"Well, not too much. Also, Fu, I don't want cucumbers today." Bruce took the cut sandwich with a headache, turned on his phone to watch the parent-child column, trying to find a standard answer, "I have to talk to Jason. "

After eating, I came to Jason's room, "Jason, we have to talk..."

"Ah... oh..." Jason climbed the window sill of his room with a noose, and stared at his adoptive father, "Bruce, uh, I can explain."

"No need to explain." Bruce looked at Jason's dyed-back blond hair. "Jason, I'm sorry to make you think you're Dick's stand-in—we need to talk."

Misty received a call from Jason, and she looked at the clock, surprised in Michelle's tone: "Seriously? Three in the morning?"

"Michelle, my friend, I really want to share this with you." On the other end of the phone, there was the sound of wind, the sound of things collapsing, and the occasional sound of physical blows. The explanation was that he was too irritated to sleep, watching a movie in the home theater.

"It's better if it's something I'm interested in, or when I go back, I'll push you to the ground and beat you into a panda."

"Of course, of course." The other end of the phone could hardly control his desire to show off, but he still complained pretendingly, "God, Bu... my adoptive father is so nasty, he actually told me that he I firmly believe in my heart that I understand how much he loves me, so I never told me, God, does he know what he said? He said he loves me very much!"

He chirped, "I listen to you to read those novels. There are indeed many methods in them. For example, the turning point between the protagonist and his object is the protagonist who distinguishes the difference between himself and Bai Yueguang. I think it makes sense. I always had black hair and of course he was thinking of Dick all the time so I dyed my hair back to red blond and as soon as I got it back he came to talk to me!"

"It turned out that I never believed him. It was my imagination that he regarded him as Dick's successor. I only tell you this, ha, the past tense vs a stronger newcomer."

Misty interjected at the right time: "Are you the stronger newcomer?"

"Isn't it?" The opposite side snorted, "Even if I can't compare with him now, I can catch up with him and surpass him in the future. It's just the advantage of being older that he is better than me."

Misty stared at the bright incandescent lamp as if looking through it to an ambitious lion cub, waving his claws at the world.

pretty good.

Misty picked the rust on the window frame with her fingernails, continued to match Michelle's personality, and raised her eyebrows flamboyantly: "If you win, tell me, if you lose, with our relationship, I can help you." Go put on a sack and let you beat him. But then you will be my little brother!"

"You want to take me in as your younger brother?" Jason sneered, "Let me tell you a secret, my boss is Batman."

The author has something to say:

Batman: Originally, I couldn't say those words, but after I read those novels, I found that it's better to say something nasty.

Jason said that in the end because... Let me give you an analogy, the scene is similar, Wang Xcong told you that he is a member of the National Dragon Team, anyway, I will not believe it [Hello]

Then, someone in Gotham actually joked that Bruce was Batman, and then he was slapped in the face every minute, about the photo of Bruce and Batman appearing at the same time.

The master's secrecy measures are still in place√

Jason knows how much I love him—from the comics, but I don’t remember which one, welcome to add (From: Silent Chapter, Silent Hill. Thanks to the little angel [呵呜] for your support!)

Jason does his homework and doesn't go to night watch - from the comic "Batman v1" (probably, because I don't remember this one)

Jason read Shakespeare Sonnets - I just remember Jason read Pride and Prejudice, How to Be a Better Man I don't know if he read Shakespeare Sonnets, but anyway Brother Tong reads a lot, let’s assume he has read it [Hello]

Past tense vs a stronger newcomer - from the comic "Nightwing: Year One"

ps: Forget about the previous ones, from this chapter onwards, I will try my best to memorize the comics.If it was written in the article but I forgot to put it in the speech, then I don’t remember it, and the little angels are welcome to add in the comments

pps: I don’t quite remember the number and chapters of the manga, but I will write it if I remember. If you don’t remember, welcome little angels to add