I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

Skateboards lead people around corners and into other streets.Misty hid in the alley, restored the body with one click, and looked through the wallet with peace of mind.

There were twenty dollars and several cards in it.

And, a driver's license.

Alright, tomorrow I will pretend to meet Bruce Wayne by accident, get caught by him, play a play of saving a bad girl, and get a breakup fee of 100 million US dollars!Misty thought happily.

In the middle of the night, I changed into a delinquent girl's attire, wore a baseball cap, and carried a very heavy baseball bat, and went to the bar.

Bad girls haunt bars at night, is there a problem?

Before reaching the place, a dark shadow enveloped her.

Under the street lamp, a long shadow dragged out in front of him, with two fashionable cat ears on the top of his head.

Misty turned around stiffly, "Bat, Batman..."

After she came to time travel, she didn't know that the richest man in Gotham was right, but she knew the urban legend of Gotham City, Batman who fights criminals at night!

Fuck, you are still the richest man, grab your wallet, and report the crime to Batman!

"Name?"

"M... Michelle."

"age?"

"22."

"Ok?"

"Okay, 18."

Remembering that she wanted to pretend to be a bad girl, and the point was the girl, Misty shamelessly said that her actual age was 4 years younger.

"Home address?"

Misty reported her address in a slum without changing her face. Anyway, there was a lot of fish and dragons there, and the police officers in Gotham couldn't figure out how many people were there.

Yes, officer, damn Batman didn't hit her - he took her to GCPD!

Commissioner Gordon looked at her deeply, and did not pursue the truth of the statement.

"Okay, kid."

In the United States, the age of 18 is only a legal adult, and the real adult is not until they are 21. At that time, adult entertainment such as smoking, alcohol, and gambling are allowed to touch them.

Commissioner Gordon turned up his pen, "Stay at the police station overnight and leave tomorrow morning."

Misty is very much in line with the bad girl image's loud protest: "Hey, according to the laws of Gotham, you don't face punishment for robbing something under 50 pounds."

Very weird laws, but the United States has always had a lot of weird laws. For example, California and Cleveland, Ohio have weird laws that stipulate that it is illegal to use mouse traps to catch mice without a legal mouse trap license.

"Of course, I think, I should be more familiar with the legal terms than you. However, this is Gotham." The director had gentle eyes, shook out the unopened chocolate from his pocket, and pushed it to Misty.Then, he got up and walked out of the interrogation room.

The door closed, and Misty's body suddenly relaxed, lying lazily on the table.

She understood what the police officer meant, but she just didn't want to worry about her fumbling back.At night in Gotham, there are many gangsters fighting and robbers.

Misty unwrapped the chocolate in front of the light, and the brand name on the front of the package told her that it was very cheap, it was sold in China, and it cost one yuan each.

Carefully putting it in her mouth, Misty narrowed her eyes contentedly, letting the cheap sweetness radiate on her taste buds.

Steel-blue eyes beyond the bulletproof glass framed her expression.

Commissioner Gordon opened the cabinet and picked out the coffee can.

The coffee is refreshing, he can't fall into fatigue, the police in Gotham City, if it makes his head dizzy, eyelids heavy, and unresponsive, then it's time to consider whether to prefer burial or cremation.

The director noticed the movement, turned around, and the coffee can slipped half an inch from the palm of his hand in fright: "Batman, when did you come?"

The taciturn Batman turned his head, gave him a quiet look, and then turned back.

Gordon glanced over and smiled: "Oh, it's the girl you caught. She's only 18 years old, she should be studying." After a slight pause, his face was a little weird: "I remember, you usually catch people by dragging behind the Batmobile, Are you treating little girls the same way tonight?"

"No." Batman's voice was cold, and the cloak rolled behind him, reflecting the same coldness on the wall.

Gordon still wanted to ask, but when he heard movement from the interrogation room, his eyes swept away. The bad girl was lying on the glass with her smoky makeup on. Seeing him looking over, she continued to knock on the glass with a smile.

Looking back, a certain "turning head no" has disappeared from the room.

"Oh." Gordon didn't know the reason for his sigh. He went over and picked up the walkie-talkie: "What's the matter?"

"I want my earphones and bubble gum." Misty gasped towards the window, and in the blink of an eye, it was all white, and Gordon couldn't see it clearly. He could only hear the girl's crisp laughter from the intercom.

The earphones and bubble gum were brought in quickly, and the girl lay down on the chair, crossing her legs. The earphones played an unknown song, which made her legs jerk up and down in time.

Gordon buried his head in the file, sipping coffee occasionally, and the time passed by. When he raised his head and rubbed his eyes, he noticed that the girl was already curled up in the chair, sleeping on her side, with her earphones hanging down to the floor.

He looked quiet and well-behaved when he was asleep, and he couldn't imagine daring to rob Bruce Wayne when he woke up.

He got up, went in with a blanket to cover Misty, and helped her turn off the music in her earphones before going out to continue to stay up late.

During the day, Misty was released. Faced with the serious warning of the good director, "Don't rob in the future, come to me if you have any difficulties", she rolled her eyes unceremoniously: "Please, with your little salary, show kindness every day." , I guess it won’t be my turn to help me.”

Director Gordon is not angry either, and has a very good temper: "It is enough to help you."

Misty is very tempted, at worst, he will find a job in the future, or get close to Bruce Wayne and pay him back.However, she is set up as a bad girl, not only can't express gratitude, but she has to dismiss it.

It's hard being a bad girl.

"Well, when your daughter gets married, give it to her." Misty put down the skateboard, kicked her foot, and jumped out of the police station.As for whether there is a dowry in the United States, she is not clear.

Now she wants to know where Gotham's sweetheart has gone.

Misty slid her skateboard through the traffic, looking around.

Then, the ones found in front of the water spigots in the park.

The faucet was rushing and flowing clear water, slipping through his slender fingers, the sunlight blurred his side face, but he could still see his beauty from the unreality.

Bruce Wayne really has a good face, so good that even if he doesn't pay a penny, countless men and women will follow him.

He seemed to hear the noise, turned his head slightly, and his deep blue eyes were exposed to others' vision.

The skateboard leaped and sprinted towards the lawn, and the inertia made Misty jump forward. She took advantage of the momentum and pressed the 1.8-meter-eight man under her body. Half a meter away, it was an upside-down skateboard.

Mystila tugged on his suit and tie, her eyes were fierce, and her tone was also fierce: "You actually sued Batman!"

Although, in Bruce's eyes, the girl is like a kitten with fierce milk.

His eyes swept over her slender wrist, her forearm without much muscle, and her clumsy way of suppressing people.

As long as he is an adult man, he can use his strength to suppress her at any time.If she came to find someone else today, I'm afraid...

"Miss." His neck was strangled, his voice was hoarse, "Do you want money?"

Baby Bruce, who loves beauty and loves beauty, will not be ruthless to beauties.

Misty glanced at him suspiciously: "Can you give me money?"

"of course."

"why?"

The tie is slightly loose, and Bruce's voice is not so tight. "I have an adopted son. He's from Crime Alley."

Batman looked for her last night because her act of snatching the wallet reminded him of the adopted son who tried to pry his tires to sell.

It is impossible for him to adopt another 18-year-old girl, but he doesn't want her to continue to rob and go on the road of crime.

"I'll sponsor you until you graduate from college."

Misty looked at him fixedly: "You are a good person."

Too bad she isn't.

The palm of the hand pushed the person under the faucet, and the rushing water blurred the world in Bruce's eyes.

He was forced to close his eyes, and Misty kissed her, which was lighter than a butterfly, and the water slipped between their lips, wetting Bruce's clothes.

The girl's voice was slurred: "Gotham people don't believe in charity."

The bad girl Michelle became the new lover of Bruce, the richest man in Gotham. As soon as they confirmed their relationship, Bruce took her to JimmyJazz to pick out clothes, and wanted to change her outlandish clothes.

"Hey, how can you call it a fancy dress! Don't you think it's cool!" Misty was not very happy.

"I don't think so." Bruce pressed Misty's shoulder, his eyes were ambiguous and soft, "Girl." A thick palm slid down from her shoulder, brushed her arm, and pressed the back of her hand, "You should change your body." Clothes that make you prettier and fit you better."

"Oh, well, you give me the money, I listen to you." The girl kicked his leather shoes, and lost her temper like a kitten, without pain or itching.

She entered the changing room, and within a few minutes, she came out refreshed.

Plaid tie, white shirt, small vest, miniskirt, white knee socks.It's the way Bruce thinks students should live.

She should live happily on campus, her biggest worry is her test scores, or which boy of the same age she likes, instead of messing up her face, wearing tattered clothes that she thinks are cool, and coming out to rob.

That is the life that young people in Gotham should live.

Misty walked up to Bruce and turned around, "Does it look good?"

"You are an angel who came to the world. Sweetheart, I shouldn't have met you too early. It should be under the moonlight, it should be by the quiet lake, I saw the warm roses blooming, gazed through the glass, and finally mustered up the courage to touch , but his finger touches the cold window." His eyes are deeper than the ocean, when he talks to you, you really believe that you are unique in his world.

This is probably the reason why so many people firmly believe that they are special and will become Mrs. Wayne.

"That's so pretty!" The girl rushed over with a smile on her face, knelt down on his lap, her delicate white arms wrapped around the man's neck, "Thank you, Uncle Bruce!"

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