After the divorce, Slag Gong shut him down

"No, no..." The security guard shook his hand and said, "A man dressed like Pikachu came to you just now and said he was your friend. It happened that I saw you standing together in the square a few days ago, and I wondered what he should do. I didn’t lie, I let him in, now that buddy is sitting in front of the unit door waiting for you, you go and have a look, there are a bunch of kids in our neighborhood surrounding him..."

There is no need to ask the security guard about the specific appearance of that "Pikachu", Jiang Ran's mind suddenly came up with the appearance of a round chicken cub sitting on the steps with its hair hanging down and its belly nestled. There are not many people who visit friends' houses dressed as yellow furry animals, and Jiang Ran is so lucky to know such a person.

"That shouldn't be Pikachu..." Jiang Ran subconsciously blurted out an explanation: "It's the storm chicken in the movie "New Era". In fact, normally, it should have mechanical parts on its body, so it should be easier to recognize."

security guard:"………"

The atmosphere became quiet for a while, facing the indifferent and confused expression on the face of the security guard, Jiang Ranqiang calmly added two sentences: ""New Era" is a science fiction movie, the storm in it is a biochemical combat chicken, and it also slaughtered many humans ...so, I mean it's actually an R18 movie, not a Pikachu kind of thing... just... anyway... thanks bro."

Pretending to be hearty, he patted the security guard's shoulder, Jiang Ran turned around immediately, walked away from this embarrassing place while holding his forehead.

When he walked to the door of the unit, he saw Ji Zaizi sitting on the steps and squatting as he imagined, but his posture was deeper and bolder than he imagined, and he looked like a godfather. At first glance, he was the only chicken in the village who had been in society. But Jiang Ran, who put eighteen layers of filters on him, still thinks he's cute.

Obviously, Jiang Ran was not the only one who thought so.

At this time, the kindergarten in the community had just finished school, and many Doudings who were not as tall as Jiang Ran's knees could not walk when they saw the chicken cubs. The ones called "ducks, big ducks!"; and the kind of skinny brats, who simply walked around behind and secretly picked up the chicken cubs' stupid hair.

And this stalking was terrible, and other children were eager to try it, and the parents couldn't stop it. The scene seemed to be out of control, but the chicken cub was still standing still. I don't know, I thought it was a doll Woolen cloth.

It is estimated that this kid was petrified inside.

Jiang Ran suppressed a smile, and just wanted to walk over to rescue the chicken cub, who would have thought that the chicken cub suddenly moved, without warning, he stood up and jumped down the steps, spreading his small wings and a big roc spread its wings, wrapping the cub The little bastards around him staggered in fright, a few children froze for a moment, and then there were loud and clear cries all around.

Jiang Ran: "..."

Let alone the child, he was startled just now.

What's wrong with this bastard?

If he really kept it at home and fed it, he would definitely beat it three times a day.

Fortunately, the parents next to them are also relatively open-minded young people. Seeing the child crying, not only does not get angry, but also laughs happily. Temper!" The child also choked and said, "Duck...Duck is bad!"

Seeing that their children were stunned for a while, the parents were satisfied, picked up Douding, who was still rubbing his eyes, and went home, leaving only a brave little loli who was still persevering by the chicken cub, hugging the chicken cub Said: "I want to take Duck home! Mom, let's raise it, shall we?"

At this moment, the chicken cub has been changed to stand with one hand on his waist, ignoring the picture of the little girl sticking to his feet. Of course, if you can see through, you can see Zhou Fushen inside, who is as tall and straight as a top male model Smooth body lines, but unfortunately no one can see through, so what everyone sees is just a lonely and obese big dick.

The child's mother standing on the side looked at this chicken that was so cold for some reason, her expression was indescribable, and just about to say something, Jiang Ran finally appeared on the stage, and under the sight of the chicken that suddenly became hot, stepped forward to hold the chicken The cub's wings said: "No, little sister, this is a duck raised by my family, I want to take it home."

The child's mother also hurriedly said: "Yes, the owner of the other people's ducks and ducks is here, we are good children, we can't steal things from others, right?"

But the little Lolita still held the chicken cubs and didn't let go, just showing hesitation on her face: "Then... why don't you just buy the ducks? I, my little pigs are rich."

Jiang Ran bent down: "I'm afraid the money in the little pig is not enough. This duck is very edible. My brother can hardly afford it. I often save my own food for it to eat, but even In this way, ducks and ducks are not full."

As he said that, he patted the chicken's round belly and said, "Look at how thin this fat duck is."

A fat duck: "..."

The little loli was very unconvinced when she heard this: "I will also save the rice for the ducks! Also, daddy's rice can also be eaten for the ducks! Because my mother said that if I eat it again, I will become a pig." No! I don't want my father to become a pig!"

The mother on the side: "..."

Jiang Ran laughed, he used to be indifferent to children, but now he suddenly felt that children are cute, so he patted the little Lolita's head and said: "Forget it, you are still young, the one who raises this duck Let me suffer alone."

Little Lolita felt deceived, she raised her head and looked at Jiang Ran stubbornly as soon as her mouth was deflated, she was stunned when she saw it, it can only be said that the child now has become a face control at a young age, and immediately left the chicken , Forgot all about raising ducks, grabbed Jiang Ran's clothes, and said with bright eyes: "Brother, I don't want ducks anymore, I will marry you in the future, okay?"

Jiang Ran was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't laugh or cry.

At this time, the chicken cub also moved, using its wings to circle Jiang Ran to his side, and said flatly, "I'm hungry, I want to eat the child."

Jiang Ran: "..."

After a pause, the chicken cub turned his big head to the little loli who froze suddenly at his feet, and said, "This is good, I want to eat this."

Under his creepy gaze, Loli burst into tears, turned around and threw herself into her mother's arms, and the mother next to her hugged little Loli as if she had been pardoned, and coaxed her with Jiang Jiang helplessly. Ran and the others smiled, apologized, and then walked into the unit door.

Coughing, Jiang Ran moved out of the cub's arms, and said, "Why did you come here?"

Ji Zai asked back: "Is it strange? You only said half of what you said on WeChat. A normal person would want to come to ask for clarification."

What he said was straightforward, if Jiang Ran hadn't been battling wits and courage with Zhou Fushen all the year round, I'm afraid he would really be speechless at this moment.

"Do you mean that normal people will walk through the market wearing doll costumes and squatting downstairs at a friend's house just because they said something back?"

To be honest, it is very strange that Ji Zai cares about him, it far exceeds the boundaries that should be between friends, and it is not too much to say that he is a stalker or a psychopath, but because of the lessons learned by Zhou Fushen, Or maybe it's because Ji Zai's personality is very unique. Jiang Ran didn't think about such contradictory aspects, but felt a little magical and ironic.

But facing his question at this moment, Ji Zai also nodded without hesitation, and replied: "Yes."

Seeing his resolute appearance, Jiang Ran couldn't help but fell into self-doubt, stayed for a while, and then repeated: "Can normal people know it!?"

"Of course, I don't understand why you are so unbelievable." Ji Zai said with reason: "Unless you want to do something sorry to me behind my back, that's why you react so badly because of your guilty conscience."

There are too many slots in this sentence, Jiang Ran shouldn't start to spit it out for a while, and said after a while: "It's only been four hours since I finally replied to you, what can I do to apologize to you, let's talk about what I can do I’m sorry for you!? Did you run to the suburbs to build a chicken farm in these four hours?”

Chicken Cub kept secret: "Four hours is enough to do a lot of things. During the Weserburg operation, the German army also captured the whole of Denmark in four hours."

Jiang Ran:? ? ?

As he said that, Chicken Cub supported Jiang Ran's right wrist with his wings, looked at the gauze on it and asked, "What's going on?"

Now that he was seen, Jiang Ran didn't intend to hide it, after all, he is not the protagonist of a bitter drama: "It's nothing, I just got burned when I used the oven, the area is not big, I just went to the hospital to apply the medicine and I feel much better. "

Ji Zai said: "So it's for me, right? You've been running around for me all day."

Why does this sound so strange?Jiang Ran frowned, but he thought the chicken was blaming himself, so he said, "I don't blame you, it's my own fault that I didn't bake biscuits for a long time."

But who would have thought that Chicken Cub would not buy it when he heard the words, and said in a deep voice, "You are in such a hurry to comfort me, are you trying to separate yourself from me?"

"???" Jiang Ran didn't understand his brain circuit, and said helplessly: "Okay, since you said that, it's all your fault, you have caused me to have a shadow on the great cause of baking , a pastry chef who should have shaken the world, but because of your desire to speak and tongue has never recovered, this is your loss and the loss of the entire human race, is this okay?"

"No." Chick hung down his wings: "I feel like you're mocking me, I'm dry."

Jiang Ran also dropped his shoulders: "Then what else do you want?"

Ji Zai was silent, Jiang Ran inexplicably felt that he seemed to have been greatly wronged, and it took him a long time to hear him say: "I just hope that no matter what happens to you, I will be the first to know That person, not some irrelevant hospital doctor or something."

Jiang Ran felt that he was gnashing his teeth when he said the word 'irrelevant', but he didn't think too much about it, but what Ji Zai said made him feel a little... beyond ordinary ambiguity.

He pondered for a while and said, "Well... Actually, the first person who knew about it was the taxi driver."