After the divorce, Slag Gong shut him down

Jiang Ran looked at him suspiciously: "..."

Pompom continued to pretend to be deep: "But the frequency is too frequent, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

Well, there is no need to doubt, this kid is definitely playing hooligans.

Jiang Ran's eyes gradually turned into contempt.

"Don't think that I won't be able to hear you talking dirty to me with this cute look." He knocked the pompom flat with a hand knife: "If you don't learn well all day long, you will know how to play tricks! Be cute! My head is full of yellow waste! Afraid I can't bear it, right? I'll make you unbearable now!"

Pompom covered his head and scurried all over the ground. When it came to this, he still didn't forget to slap him: "You've wronged me! I mean, I'm afraid that I'll turn into a chicken too often, and you won't be able to stand it! This It’s obvious that you have a problem with your own understanding, how can you blame me! Ran Ran, you hurt my heart too much!”

"Ran Ran? Can you call Ran Ran?" Who would have thought that Jiang Ran would intensify after hearing this, chasing him and beating him: "If you still refuse to accept it, you are still arguing with me? A glorious tradition engraved in DNA?"

Pompom stopped in his tracks, his eyes widened in pain, "How can you compare me to them!?"

"Come on less." Jiang Ran took advantage of the situation and pushed him to the ground: "Didn't you yourself say that you are a CP fan of me and Zhou Fushen!"

Pompom tried to prop himself up with push-ups, but failed, so he could only lie on the ground and say: "I said it, but what I mean as a CP fan is that when you are in love, I will silently bless you, but when you make trouble When it collapses, I will take advantage of it... It's this kind of CP fan! Alas, Ran Ran, you misunderstood me again."

Jiang Ran was unmoved, and even wanted to laugh a little, but he kept his face straight: "How can you talk so much? Why can't you calm down for me? Do you have to put you in a chicken coop to make you happy? ?”

As he spoke, he took out an interesting pet prop from his backpack - a hamster running ball.

"Hurry up, I'll give you a chance to deeply reflect on your mistakes, or I'll put you in." Jiang Ran threatened.

But Pompom still resisted stubbornly, and said stubbornly: "I have nothing to say!"

"Of course you have nothing to say, because you don't care! You bastard!"

Jiang Ran grabbed him and stuffed him into the running ball. The size of the pompom bird is bigger than that of a hamster. After stuffing it in, it almost filled the running ball, and the pompom's fat body was tight Sticking against the glass wall, his black eyes silently stared at Jiang Ran, as if he was talking about his bewilderment.

Jiang Ran held back his laughter, twisted the cover, and put the running ball back on the ground. He didn't use much force, just poked it lightly, and the running ball spun on the spot.

Whispering.

Zhou Fushen now knows what it's like to be bullied. He will feel dizzy in an instant when he is subjected to a small shock in it, not to mention subconsciously wanting to turn over or something, and he will immediately roll forward involuntarily. Circled, he is almost a useless bird.

Panting in the ball, this situation should be very embarrassing and embarrassing, but Zhou Fushen didn't think it, how could he become depressed because of this little setback, and then turn his back on his ways?

Pretending to be a chicken or a bird is the right to amuse the wife. After all, the real head of the family must have such a mind, just like a proverb says - happy wife, happy life.

Seeing that it was almost done, Jiang Ran held down the running ball and asked, "Do you know what's wrong?"

The pompom nestled inside, and sighed in the tone of a domineering president: "Ran Ran, you will regret it if you treat me like this."

As he said that, he made a standard standing posture of the overlord, but that round figure did not look evil or mad at all.

Just as Jiang Ran wanted to laugh at him, the pompom in the glass ball suddenly expanded, instantly filling up the space in the ball.Jiang Ran took two steps back reflexively, but before he could react, there was a loud bang, the running ball of the prop shattered, and a huge warm-yellow chick jumped out of it, its soft belly knocked Jiang Ran into a tree .

With a "snap", the chicken cub flamboyantly stretched out its small wings and pressed it on the tree trunk, just right on the side of Jiang Ran's head, posing against him: "I said you will regret it, the world's number one big Cute does what she says."

Jiang Ran was squeezed into his thick fluff, and couldn't help laughing: "My God, you stupid chicken, don't make any quotations from the overlord, okay! Hahahaha!"

"I don't, I want to be a domineering chicken! Not only want to beat you, but also snatch you back to the nest and lay eggs for me!" Said the chicken and hugged Jiang Ran horizontally.

Jiang Ran was rolling with laughter in his arms, and the two of them were having a good time, when suddenly there was the rustling of the grass not far away, and many voices: "Wow! Look, isn't that the one in the video?" A chicken cub!?"

"Eh? It's still hugging Brother Wen! It's still hugged by the princess!!"

"What the hell did we find!?"

Jiang Ran's laughter stopped abruptly, and the chicken cub froze in place. The two sides looked at each other silently under the hazy moonlight. After a while, the chicken cub ran away.

"........."

"Damn it! The chicken cub ran away with Brother Wen in his arms!"

"Come on! We found Brother Wen and his chick! Not only did the black-hearted chicken not fight the boss, it even ran away with his model worker anchor!"

This voice called a lot of people who came to stay, and when they looked up, they all caught a glimpse of the warm yellow that was as fast as lightning moving through the forest, so they all joined the team chasing the chickens without saying a word. And someone on the World Channel immediately reported: [The wonder of the world!The giant chicken-shaped thing ran wildly with the famous anchor Yuexia in its arms!Attract countless players to follow!What exactly made the chicken cubs behave like this?Is it the prevalence of mad chicken disease or the long-suppressed forbidden love finally broke out?If you want to know more details, come to the coordinates [xxx.xxx], come early to watch, what are you waiting for? 】

【I'm coming! 】

[I knew this chicken was plotting against me, brother Wen!Look, he's finally exposed! 】

[CP I have been standing and smelling chickens, so it seems that it is chicken plague? 】

【shut up!I disagree with this marriage!Brother Wen wants to be with the strong, this chicken is not good enough for him! 】

【You don't agree with having a chicken, facts speak louder than words, brother Wen is a chicken sex】

.........

Jiang Ran turned off the World Channel with a black face. Looking back, there were indeed many players teleporting over. He quickly patted the chicken and said, "Stupid you, why are you running? Hurry up and log off!"

Ji Zai thought for a while, then nodded at him: "Well, you're right."

After speaking, his body disappeared suddenly, throwing Jiang Ran to the ground.

???

Jiang Ran watched the crowd of the crowd at the high speed at the horizon, and he suddenly raised an impulse to rose a chicken, but it was obviously unbearable here. This is how to avoid the fate of being surrounded.

.........

Taking off his helmet, Jiang Ran took out his cell phone from under the pillow, and just as he was about to ask Ji Zai Xingshi for his crimes, he saw a missed call on the screen, which was from Zhou Fushen's manager.

What did Ji Ming call him for?Jiang Ran frowned. Out of the habit of the past four years, when he saw Ji Ming's phone call, he subconsciously felt that Zhou Fushen had done something again, and he needed to dissuade and stop it himself, because once Zhou Fushen acted arbitrarily, it could be said to be whose fault it was. He didn't give any face, but when Jiang Ran opened his mouth, it was as if he had been drugged with ecstasy, and he would feel more at ease in an instant.

——It’s like when Zhou Fushen participated in an event before, the organizer wanted him to wear a hairpin with cat ears to please the fans, but he resolutely refused, but Jiang Ran was able to trick him into putting on a Rilakkuma one-piece pajamas with a few small biscuits , Concave shape, and even secretly posted it on his Weibo as a welfare behind his back, causing fans to scream... so Zhou Fushen would not say anything.

To be honest, this distinction once made Jiang Ran very proud. In the past, he even thought it was love and mutual accommodation, but later he realized that this is actually a disguised form of control, because people will change from "special treatment" to " Satisfied by the sense of need, and then continue to pay for it endlessly.

Came back to his senses, staring at the string of numbers, Jiang Ran didn't call back in a hurry, thinking that since he only called once, it shouldn't be an urgent matter, so he simply ignored it, opened WeChat and went to find Ji Zaizi.

After clicking on the icon and fumbling a few times, he first saw the circle of friends that Chicken Cub had posted before. On a piece of white paper, there was a drawing of the back of a chubby chicken cub. It was nestling in a corner, looking pitiful. , the hair on the top of the head is drooping, and the body is curled up... Although there are only a few strokes, they are vivid, especially the windy black line, which perfectly expresses the loneliness and desolation of the chick.

Caption: I am so miserable.

Jiang Ran: "..."

How can I say that I am miserable, this guy is clearly acting for him.

But I have to say that Jiang Ran is just like this. After all, if the chicken cubs are really bitter and bitter every day, he may still follow the persuasion for the first day or two, but after a long time, he will definitely feel tired and alienated, because Jiang Ran is the kind of person who likes a relaxed atmosphere and longs for a sunny day. After many sufferings have passed, he is unwilling to mention them again, and always believes that things will develop on the good side.

And Ji Zai's character of running amok all day is actually very appetizing to him, after all, does being noisy mean being energetic.

Thinking about it, Jiang Ran pursed his lips, and typed a comment under this circle of friends: [Open your mouth and eat biscuits]

As soon as the comment was posted, Ji Zai talked to him directly on WeChat, and the content was just one word: [Ah——]

Jiang Ran suddenly changed his face: [Ah what!If you dare to drop it, I will run away, you don’t have any share of biscuit]

Matcha filling Daifuku: [Σ(°Д°; No, I'm so hungry, the helmet's sign detection device started to alarm]

Only then did Jiang Ran remember that Ji Zai said that he was so miserable that he hadn't eaten all day.

Jiang Ran typed quickly: [Then go and eat quickly!My little biscuit can’t be baked and delivered to you right now]

Matcha Stuffed Daifuku: [But no one at home makes it, and I don’t want to eat takeaway]

Jiang Ran: 【Have you gone home so soon? 】

Matcha stuffing Daifuku: [No, I have a house in H City, but it has been unoccupied for a long time, I just asked someone to clean it up today, and I returned the hotel]

Jiang Ran: [That's it, then you can cook by yourself, don't you know how to cook chicken rice? 】

Matcha Stuffing Daifuku: [I will make this one, or follow the method of searching on the Internet, I have forgotten it all now, and there is no rice at home]

Out of the deep memory of Ji Zai's craftsmanship, Jiang Ran was quite lucky when Ji Zai said that there was no rice at home, otherwise Ji Zai might be crying today and eat the chicken rice made by Ji Zai himself.

Jiang Ran: [Go and see what materials are available at home, I will teach you how to make them]

After speaking, Jiang Ran sent a voice call. After all, if you want to teach on-site, typing is still inconvenient.

It took a while to pick it up slowly, and the voice of the chicken cub came clearly from the microphone, and the green and deep voice asked with some doubts: "Why do you think there are any materials at home?"

Jiang Ran:? ? ?

Is the question so basic at the outset?I mean, this foundation is a bit too much, right?

"Of course it's from the refrigerator! Or do you have a cellar at home!?"