After the divorce, Slag Gong shut him down
Chapter 30
"Especially the touch of this fluff."
Jiang Ran inserted his palm into the fluff of the chicken cub's stomach and stroked it up.
Chicken Cub froze immediately, although that hand did not touch his real body, but perhaps it had been too long since he had vented, at this moment, it was just this kind of scratching touch, which suddenly made him go from the depths of his bone marrow. There was a feeling of electric shock everywhere, even far exceeding the stimulation directly brought to the physical senses.
The Adam's apple rolled, and Zhou Fushen said slowly, "...I ordered it at [Chicken Coop]."
Jiang Ran understood, and patted the non-existent chicken shoulder and said: "Then we should buy the same style, but mine fell into my ex-husband's place, alas... It's really cheap for that grandson, put the things away." It's a waste of money on his part, because he's just an asshole who wants to have an opinion on anything I like."
Zhou Fushen: "..."
The numb illusion just now disappeared, and the chicken cub held back for a while, but stretched out his wings and said, "I really want to condemn him with you, but when I think about you saying that you need to eat three boxes of ice cream every day, I feel that he The opinion is actually not unreasonable.”
"Okay." Jiang Ran smiled kindly: "In the past, I would definitely say that you look like my ex-husband who deserves a beating, but today...forget it, get in the car!"
As he spoke, he opened the car door, but the chicken cub was still swaying, and followed behind him relentlessly, "I don't know if you are clear, but eating too much sweets can lead to potassium deficiency, which can even lead to death. Sweet cravings are also a trigger for many chronic diseases."
"..." Jiang Ran looked helplessly at the chicken cub pawing at his car window, "If you speak louder, everyone will think that you are here to sell health care products dressed like this."
In fact, there are already many people whispering to each other at this moment, especially at the moment when they embraced just now, Jiang Ran seemed to have heard a few sparse applause from the corner of the square. I don’t know what is so strange What strange brain supplements have people done.
"Okay, Tutu, get in the car." Seeing that he still didn't intend to give up, Jiang Ran simply coaxed.
To be honest, it seems weird to use such a tone, as if the relationship between the two is not normal, and Jiang Ran doesn't want to do this, but the Immortal Buddha seems to be just like this, and now he is quiet after being so smooth He closed his mouth, walked obediently to the door of the car, and bent down to open the door.
So next, Jiang Ran saw him hit the car body with his stomach outstretched, and then stretched out his wings in this posture, but as expected, there was a suffocating air between the tip of the wings and the door handle.
Jiang Ran: "..."
Pushing the door to get out of the car, Jiang Ran stepped forward to help him open the car door, but Ji Zai looked at the car and said: "I don't think I can get in."
"How do you know if you haven't tried it yet?" As he spoke, Jiang Ran began to push the chubby body of the chicken into the car without warning.
It took a lot of effort to stuff the chicken cub into the back seat of the car, Jiang Ran clapped his hands and sat in the driver's seat, and said happily: "Hahaha, who would believe that there is a live storm chicken cub behind my car seat Woolen cloth?"
Feeling suffocated, the storm chicken cub nestled in its huge body and exhaled from the back seat of the car: "You can be happy...but if I die tonight, you must remember that it's all because of you."
Jiang Ran: "..."
The car was driving slowly on the road. At this moment, the sky had just darkened, and neon psychedelic colors dotted every corner of the city.
Jiang Ran wanted to take Immortal Futu to have a big massage, but because of the costumes of the chicken cubs, they went to several restaurants and they refused to pick up customers. Trying to pass the test with cuteness, but obviously not everyone is a fan of chickens, so in the end, unfortunately, the two had to find an open-air food stall and sit down.
In the noisy environment around him, Chicken Cub sat on the plastic stool in a bold posture, apparently still brooding over the frequent rebuffs just now, he said angrily: "These shopkeepers must not know who they rejected just now."
"Yes." Jiang Ran sighed while picking up the crayfish: "A black e-sports master who has never shown his face, and a mascot Ser in an unpopular movie, they have lost too much."
Jiang Ran shook his head, not because he felt sorry for being reduced to eating at roadside stalls, but because he was looking forward to seeing how the immortal Buddha would eat without taking off the hood, but he never expected that there would be a gap under the hood , and the wings of the doll costume are also five-finger-shaped, so it does not affect the immortal Buddha holding chopsticks, and even the other party can pick up vegetables for him skillfully.
Therefore, if I have to say it, the only inconvenience may be that things with shells like crayfish cannot be peeled by themselves.
But it doesn't matter, Jiang Ran very understandingly handed the grilled crayfish to his bowl, watched him pick up the shrimp, and sent the shrimp to his chick's head with precision and a touch of stupidity, Then the head began to shake slightly strangely.
"Hey... look at you." Jiang Ran was full of tolerance: "You are like some kind of alien parasitic inside the body of a chicken cub, the head outside is actually your mimic head, and your real head grows on the neck and head Of course, it sounds scary to say so, but I still think it's cute."
Zhou Fushen, who was eating shrimp in a doll costume: "..."
"Actually..." Ji Zai put down his chopsticks and said, "Even though I can't take off the hood, you can imagine me as a man who is 1.8 meters seven, handsome without losing his demeanor. "
Jiang Ran inserted his palm into the fluff of the chicken cub's stomach and stroked it up.
Chicken Cub froze immediately, although that hand did not touch his real body, but perhaps it had been too long since he had vented, at this moment, it was just this kind of scratching touch, which suddenly made him go from the depths of his bone marrow. There was a feeling of electric shock everywhere, even far exceeding the stimulation directly brought to the physical senses.
The Adam's apple rolled, and Zhou Fushen said slowly, "...I ordered it at [Chicken Coop]."
Jiang Ran understood, and patted the non-existent chicken shoulder and said: "Then we should buy the same style, but mine fell into my ex-husband's place, alas... It's really cheap for that grandson, put the things away." It's a waste of money on his part, because he's just an asshole who wants to have an opinion on anything I like."
Zhou Fushen: "..."
The numb illusion just now disappeared, and the chicken cub held back for a while, but stretched out his wings and said, "I really want to condemn him with you, but when I think about you saying that you need to eat three boxes of ice cream every day, I feel that he The opinion is actually not unreasonable.”
"Okay." Jiang Ran smiled kindly: "In the past, I would definitely say that you look like my ex-husband who deserves a beating, but today...forget it, get in the car!"
As he spoke, he opened the car door, but the chicken cub was still swaying, and followed behind him relentlessly, "I don't know if you are clear, but eating too much sweets can lead to potassium deficiency, which can even lead to death. Sweet cravings are also a trigger for many chronic diseases."
"..." Jiang Ran looked helplessly at the chicken cub pawing at his car window, "If you speak louder, everyone will think that you are here to sell health care products dressed like this."
In fact, there are already many people whispering to each other at this moment, especially at the moment when they embraced just now, Jiang Ran seemed to have heard a few sparse applause from the corner of the square. I don’t know what is so strange What strange brain supplements have people done.
"Okay, Tutu, get in the car." Seeing that he still didn't intend to give up, Jiang Ran simply coaxed.
To be honest, it seems weird to use such a tone, as if the relationship between the two is not normal, and Jiang Ran doesn't want to do this, but the Immortal Buddha seems to be just like this, and now he is quiet after being so smooth He closed his mouth, walked obediently to the door of the car, and bent down to open the door.
So next, Jiang Ran saw him hit the car body with his stomach outstretched, and then stretched out his wings in this posture, but as expected, there was a suffocating air between the tip of the wings and the door handle.
Jiang Ran: "..."
Pushing the door to get out of the car, Jiang Ran stepped forward to help him open the car door, but Ji Zai looked at the car and said: "I don't think I can get in."
"How do you know if you haven't tried it yet?" As he spoke, Jiang Ran began to push the chubby body of the chicken into the car without warning.
It took a lot of effort to stuff the chicken cub into the back seat of the car, Jiang Ran clapped his hands and sat in the driver's seat, and said happily: "Hahaha, who would believe that there is a live storm chicken cub behind my car seat Woolen cloth?"
Feeling suffocated, the storm chicken cub nestled in its huge body and exhaled from the back seat of the car: "You can be happy...but if I die tonight, you must remember that it's all because of you."
Jiang Ran: "..."
The car was driving slowly on the road. At this moment, the sky had just darkened, and neon psychedelic colors dotted every corner of the city.
Jiang Ran wanted to take Immortal Futu to have a big massage, but because of the costumes of the chicken cubs, they went to several restaurants and they refused to pick up customers. Trying to pass the test with cuteness, but obviously not everyone is a fan of chickens, so in the end, unfortunately, the two had to find an open-air food stall and sit down.
In the noisy environment around him, Chicken Cub sat on the plastic stool in a bold posture, apparently still brooding over the frequent rebuffs just now, he said angrily: "These shopkeepers must not know who they rejected just now."
"Yes." Jiang Ran sighed while picking up the crayfish: "A black e-sports master who has never shown his face, and a mascot Ser in an unpopular movie, they have lost too much."
Jiang Ran shook his head, not because he felt sorry for being reduced to eating at roadside stalls, but because he was looking forward to seeing how the immortal Buddha would eat without taking off the hood, but he never expected that there would be a gap under the hood , and the wings of the doll costume are also five-finger-shaped, so it does not affect the immortal Buddha holding chopsticks, and even the other party can pick up vegetables for him skillfully.
Therefore, if I have to say it, the only inconvenience may be that things with shells like crayfish cannot be peeled by themselves.
But it doesn't matter, Jiang Ran very understandingly handed the grilled crayfish to his bowl, watched him pick up the shrimp, and sent the shrimp to his chick's head with precision and a touch of stupidity, Then the head began to shake slightly strangely.
"Hey... look at you." Jiang Ran was full of tolerance: "You are like some kind of alien parasitic inside the body of a chicken cub, the head outside is actually your mimic head, and your real head grows on the neck and head Of course, it sounds scary to say so, but I still think it's cute."
Zhou Fushen, who was eating shrimp in a doll costume: "..."
"Actually..." Ji Zai put down his chopsticks and said, "Even though I can't take off the hood, you can imagine me as a man who is 1.8 meters seven, handsome without losing his demeanor. "
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