After the divorce, Slag Gong shut him down

As soon as Jiang Ran finished speaking here, the chicken cub behind him lowered his head in response to the occasion, drooping its small wings, its round body trembling slightly in the cold wind, and the whole chicken looked like it was about to enter autism.

"Ah! Baby, what's wrong with you, baby?" Jiang Ran turned pale in shock, and quickly turned around to hug the chicken cub's belly: "Did it trigger a panic state again? Don't scare me, didn't I just feed you 3000 soft high-end chickens this morning?" Feed?"

It’s okay if he didn’t say it, but when he said it, the chicken cub bent over and vomited: "Uh—" "Damn it." The demon player saw that their master pets were about to touch porcelain, so how could they dare to fight again? With a squeak, he quickly made a detour and slipped away.

Seeing this situation, the surrounding players immediately spread out in circles on the stone steps, walking around them from a distance.

In this way, Jiang Ran finally led the chicken into the hall of the trading house smoothly and like no one else was there. After entering, he purposely turned to a corner with less traffic, and immediately grabbed the chicken by its collar, shaking its neck with emotion. Said: "You acted the storm just now too penetratingly, right? When it was caught and beaten by the M stars in the movie, it was the same as you just now! The expression is almost the same! Including when you vomit! Sigh... I now I really want to put you on the streets of the main city more and more to make money as a performer."

Automatically ignoring the last sentence, Undying Buddha took this as Jiang Ran's compliment to him, and said arrogantly and reservedly at the moment: "Although I studied financial management in college, I usually also minored in an acting class."

"Coincidentally." Jiang Ran stroked the fluff on the chicken cub's chest.

"How do you say?" Undying Buddha asked, "Have you learned it too?"

"Probably." Jiang Ran replied ambiguously: "I have lived under the same roof with experts in this field for several years, and thanks to him, I have since learned how to deal with unreasonable demands. When the time comes, you can resist the urge to kill the opponent."

Hearing this, Ji Zai's black eyes flickered, and he said, "Really, he is your old lover?"

"Of course not, what are you thinking?" Jiang Ran raised his face and smiled and said, "It's just someone who is no longer important... Let's go and see the equipment."

As he said that, he pulled the rein, but just as he took a step, he was stretched back two steps by the suddenly tightened rope. Looking back, it turned out that the storm chicken was stuck in place, motionless as if petrified.

"What, what's wrong?" Jiang Ran wondered.

Although the Immortal Buddha is now wearing a silly and harmless appearance, Jiang Ran is keenly aware that his mood is not right now, and there is even a sign that he is on the verge of explosion-don't ask why Jiang Ran knows, he and Zhou Fushen Having shared the same bed for four years, I am too familiar with this kind of inexplicable change from sunny to cloudy.

"It's nothing, I just thought of something suddenly, so I was distracted."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Jiang Ran inexplicably heard some gnashing of teeth under his calm words.

Uh...why did you suddenly feel like you were back in love with Zhou Fushen?

Full of doubts, Jiang Ran led the chicken cub, whose footsteps were obviously heavy, to the display stand, forcing himself not to think about those messy things. He stepped forward and used gestures to call out the light curtain, and then began to input characters.

The display stand is a revised version of the original equipment index interface. Here, a virtual sample of the equipment you choose will be displayed for you to wear on your body to preview. Jiang Ran quickly exported a bunch of equipment, and put them on one by one without any explanation. He tried it on the chicken cub, and at this time the Immortal Buddha was left in the cold for a while, and his mood seemed to return to normal, and he began to gesticulate his short wings and comment on the appearance of these equipments, looking very reluctant.

Seeing him pecking off the equipment piece by piece with his mouth in distaste, Jiang Ran was very puzzled: "But you are just a chicken now? The equipment doesn't show your appearance even if you wear it on your body, what do you care about whether it looks good or not? "

Immortal Buddha said: "It's not like I will always be like this in the future, and I will change back sooner or later."

"!!" Unexpectedly, Jiang Ran hurriedly dropped the equipment in his hand when he heard it, and dissuaded him solemnly: "Don't change back, trust me, you are the most handsome like this."

Immortal Buddha: "..."

In the end, the Immortal Buddha was forced by Jiang Ran to wear a simple-looking scale armor. Of course, this set of equipment is only a temporary substitute. It's too much trouble when going out in the wild.

Because Jiang Ran intends to take the Immortal Buddha to do some sub-legendary missions in these few days, and get a set of equipment above dark gold, so even if he does not need to do anything with the Immortal Buddha, he still needs to improve his life-saving ability. good.

At this moment, the chicken cub is still dangling in front of the mirror, Jiang Ran guessed that he could see his original appearance, so he was still complaining: "The art of this game is too bad."

"Be careful what you say!" Jiang Ran hurriedly stepped forward and lowered his voice, "I forgot what we are doing, do you still want to have dinner?"

The Immortal Buddha said without hesitation: "It's the art department that doesn't want to have dinner, right?"

Seeing that Jiang Ran's gaze gradually became terrifying, Chick could only wave his wings and said, "Don't worry, they will definitely cut this part when it's broadcast."

……

After two days, the edited recording was finally released on the official platform of "Ambers".

It has to be said that the top resources written in the contract are really not fake. Whether it is the promotion of the APP opening screen or the advertising space on the homepage that occupies one-third of the section, it has given Jiang Ran, the official anchor, a lot of attention. And the most eye-catching thing is the cryptic copywriting of the video-[By chance, the anchor triggers a legendary mission, why did the former imperial paradise disappear overnight?Who did it for the partner to be turned into a chicken?Why did couples scream in the middle of the night at Lake Narcissus?Behind all these anomalies is the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature?God-level operation anchor Wen Yuye takes you into "Embers" to experience a different world]

With such publicity, the number of video views exceeded [-] million in three days, and the bullet screen was full of excitement.

[? ? ?What am I looking at?Why are hours of my life suddenly gone? 】

[Click to enter, cut out halfway and look at the title, this is the e-sports area, right? 】

[There is nothing wrong with Biao E-sports, the operation of the anchor chasing the chicken is really amazing]

【What the hell?Is the anchor's operation of using feed to seduce his partner into the pet binding circle serious? 】

【He's serious, he even wants to feed his partner chicken feed with his own hands】

[Hahahaha at this time, the anchor doesn't know that this chicken was made by his partner, right?Otherwise, I won’t become angry from embarrassment later hahahaha]

[Okay, the anchor will beat up my teammates as soon as he comes up, the irritable anchor has paid attention]

And wait for the video to be placed where Jiang Ran said that he wanted to dismantle the equipment dropped by the Immortal Buddha: [? ? ? 】

【exist?What kind of boss is the anchor?Tens of thousands of yuan will be broken down if it is said to be broken down? 】

【Say it's useless to sing in the dark?Is the anchor trying to fool Mengxin?Even for the effect of the show, it's a bit too much, right? 】

[No, you'll know after watching, the cute new partner is also a giant, and tens of thousands of dollars is nothing but drizzle]

So when the audience saw the second half of the video: [... vomiting blood, why did you suddenly abuse the dog? 】

[The content caused discomfort, reported it]

[I really believed in the evil of the copywriting. I clicked in to see how the anchor performed the legendary mission at a god level. As a result, the clip about the legendary mission was only TM10 minutes, and the rest were all the anchor and his partner. The most terrifying thing I still read it with relish]

[Holy shit, I was there the day they released [心有通纵] by the lake of Narcissus. At that time, someone asked me why I didn’t see the boss who released [心有通纵]. I didn’t expect that the boss was actually the chicken next to the anchor ahhh! 】

[I finished watching, I thought they should go to the task the next day, but unexpectedly they started raising chickens, is this game traveling around the world with chicken cubs? 】

[The title is still not eye-catching enough, my personal suggestion should be called the anchor of the breeding department and his domineering chicken cub]

[The anchor of the breeding department is okay]

[It’s ok, I’m going to beat the art team at the end, Chocobo’s partner is really domineering]

【ah?Is this gone?Ku Liao]

[I'm going downstairs to pick up takeaway now, and I'm going to watch the second episode when I get back! 】The author has something to say: Thank you for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~Thank you for the little angel who voted for [land mine]: crooked, 1 almond; thank you for the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution] Angel: 27 bottles of snow residual flowers; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!