After the divorce, Slag Gong shut him down

At ten o'clock in the morning, Jiang Ran suddenly opened the curtains in the bedroom, and the bright sunlight instantly covered every corner. At the same time, Zhou Fushen, who was lying on the bed, suddenly curled up in pain like a vampire who couldn't see the light.

"No way? How long did you play with the computer last night? You were also corrupted by electronic heroin?" Jiang Ran was surprised: "Or did you finally take off your human skin while I was asleep last night?" Going out to do harm to the world?"

"Hmm..." Zhou Fushen blocked the sunlight with his arms, and sat up from the bed with difficulty. He lowered his head, and his messy and long-untrimmed black hair fell down to cover the peaks of his eyebrows, making the blue and black hanging under his deep eye sockets even more intense. obvious.

But this drowsiness dissipated instantly after realizing that Jiang Ran was by his side. He raised his head and smiled lazily, then stretched out his arms and pulled Jiang Ran over like a tiger playing casually, and then buried his head Entering the other party's neck, took a deep breath, and complained in a hoarse voice: "People on social networks are too mean now..."

Jiang Ran thought that he was so angry that he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night because he saw the comments scolding him on the Internet, so he lovingly rubbed his hair and comforted him: "Okay, okay... my poor big monster who made it his own is suffering. .”

This was teasing him at all, and he didn't get the answer he imagined. Zhou Fu squinted his eyes deeply, threw Jiang Ran down on the bedside, and said in an aggrieved tone under the strong movement: "Nan Ran didn't ask me what's the matter." Woolen cloth?"

Jiang Ran reached out and stroked his cheek, and said gently: "Do you still need to ask? Most of your actions can be described as self-inflicted. If you don't believe me, you can describe the whole story now, and we can analyze it."

"..." Zhou Fushen was speechless for a moment, because even if he didn't reach the level of self-inflicted punishment, what happened last night is really not worth boasting about.

——After his reply was sent out, he was outraged like a stone thrown into a lake, and he was immediately mobilized and attacked. Ordinary people would have slipped away, but with Zhou Fushen's personality, facing the overwhelming ridicule Naturally, there was no sign of backing down, and he calmly refuted every argument against him one by one by citing scriptures. In this way, the line was balanced until three o'clock in the morning. curtain.

However, even though he won the war, Zhou Fushen did not feel the slightest sense of victory. On the contrary, when he took out a can of beer from the refrigerator and looked up to catch a glimpse of the smudged sunlight on the skyline outside the window, he suddenly couldn't believe that he spent hours of his life It's all wasted on this pointless quarrel.

Trying to let a group of strangers who have never met on the Internet understand your point of view is undoubtedly the most stupid behavior. Zhou Fushen did not expect that he would fall into this kind of misunderstanding one day, and literature creation should absorb a wide range of opinions That's right—but to think that the Jiang Ran character set he created is Tianlei, these little girls are probably crazy.

Zhou Fu deeply thought that if one day he ruled the world, and if the technological conditions allowed, he would implant an electrode that automatically processed nerve signals into the brains of all human beings, so as to connect them into a huge swarm network and wipe out all self-awareness.

Of course, except for Jiang Ran, Jiang Ran will always be his fluffy and short-legged orange cat.

He wished those stupid worker bees could understand how cute this cat was.

So at this moment, facing Jiang Ran's soft nails, Zhou Fushen chose to compromise and said: "There is no need to analyze, what Ran Ran said is right."

As he spoke, he lowered his head and dropped several kisses on Jiang Ran's neck.

Jiang Ran struggled to push him away and said, "Come on, get up and shave your beard!"

Zhou Fushen straightened up and touched his chin: "Is it growing so fast? Maybe it's because being with Ran Ran caused my body to overproduce androgen."

"It may also be endocrine disorders caused by staying up late." Jiang Ran hit him and said, "Do you know what you are like now?"

"Probably like a sexy bum?"

"Actually, it's more like a psychotic killer..." Jiang Ran muttered, "But it's good that you have this optimism."

The way he muttered and complained was so rare to Zhou Fushen. Immediately, regardless of Jiang Ran's objection, he forced him on the bed and kissed him a few more times. While kissing, he used the tone of a murderer in the movie, and said under his throat, "wait Words like "I'm going to eat your internal organs first" made Jiang Ran's ears itch... The two of them quarreled for a long time before they gave up.

……

After chasing Zhou Fushen to take a shower, Jiang Ran listened to the humming of razors coming from the bathroom, thinking about his own little calculations, and then passed by pretending to be nonchalant: "I put the steamed dumplings in plastic wrap and put them in the refrigerator It’s in, put it in the microwave to warm up when you eat.”

"Okay." Zhou Fushen looked at himself in the mirror with an arc of mouth.

"Also...the Mid-Autumn Festival will be in two days." Jiang Ran asked: "Have you thought about what we will do tomorrow?"

"I'm still thinking, is there any change in Ran Ran?" Zhou Fushen felt that there seemed to be something in his words.

"No change! I'll just ask." Jiang Ran smiled dryly, and then said: "Then you should think about it first, I'll go out for a stroll..."

"Huh?" Zhou Fushen stopped his movements to catch a glimpse of his attire, and said, "Did Ranran go downstairs in pajamas and with a mobile phone?"

"Yes, I'm just wandering around the neighborhood." Jiang Ran said with erratic eyes, "You know...it's just exercise..."

"Oh?" Zhou Fushen revealed an inscrutable expression, then walked out and said with a smile, "Ranran's 'exercise' means walking 400 meters to the ice cream truck at the entrance of the community to buy ice cream?"

Jiang Ran was so shocked that he spoke incoherently: "You... how do you know?"

"When I went downstairs to throw out the garbage, I heard my neighbors talk about an ice cream truck at the door." Zhou Fushen said, "And I have eyes. When you take the leftover ice cream and quickly 'destroy the corpse' at the door of your house, I pass the doorbell." The cameras saw it."

"Wait." Jiang Ran grasped the key point: "When did our house have a doorbell camera?"

Zhou Fushen took it for granted: "When I found out that our house didn't have a doorbell camera."

Jiang Ran: "..."

"What's wrong?" Zhou Fushen even asked intimately.

"It's nothing." Jiang Ran felt that he should be mature and shouldn't make a fuss anymore: "Sometimes you act too docile, often making me forget that you are a pervert."

"Is Ran Ran dissatisfied that I use your money to buy cameras online?" Zhou Fu frowned and said, "But I think this kind of expense is very necessary, and it's too unsafe to live in such a crowded place, especially when someone came here two days ago. Knocking on the door, Ran Ran opened the door without asking who it was, what if he had a knife in his hand? And with this camera, we can take precautions in advance.”

"Are...are you serious?" Jiang Ran asked with question marks all over his head: "You once smashed a murderer's head with your fist in front of me, but you were worried that the neighbor who came to borrow WiFi was a lunatic with a knife. ?"

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