After the divorce, Slag Gong shut him down

Hearing this questioning, Zhou Fushen couldn't help rubbing his forehead, secretly thinking that misfortunes never come singly.

It turned out that in his plan, Jiang Ran should have discovered this matter in a relaxed atmosphere after drinking and eating, but who would have thought that the plan could not keep up with the changes, but the incident happened in Jiang Ran's anger. This is the worst kind of bad news scenario.

Thinking of this, Zhou Fushen was a little bit overwhelmed. This feeling was something he had never experienced before. He was always good at or willing to meet challenges. Only the strong stimulation on the high-altitude steel cable can bring him a little bit of vigorous emotion, but now it is the opposite. He wishes that he and Jiang Ran will lie in the box with nothing to do until the end of the day like two castrated male cats. .

Of course, if Jiang Ran were a cat, he hoped it would be a short-legged orange cat called Mankikang, which looks fluffy and delicate but is actually very aggressive and aggressive; and he would be that cat. An ordinary-looking garden cat with slender limbs, excellent physical fitness, and the ability to take the lead in various territorial wars is fine.

Perhaps it was the divergence of thinking that dilutes the irritability, Zhou Fushen's mind gradually calmed down, and he also thought of a countermeasure.

So after making some adjustments, he stood up against the table and walked towards the kitchen calmly.

As soon as he stepped into the threshold, he met Jiang Ran's glaring head-on, but instead of flinching in the slightest, he acted quite pampering, and said helplessly, "Ran Ran is always like this."

"Ah?" Jiang Ran, who didn't know why, was stunned.

"You get cranky when you don't have sugar, I know that, but I did it knowing I was risking getting angry because I don't want to see you suffer like that night " He said affectionately: "So if Ran Ran blames me, I have nothing to say, but I can't tell you the password."

His bitter tricks silenced Jiang Ran, and just as his anger was about to subside, he suddenly thought of something, stared at him suspiciously and said, "Wait...are you trying to manipulate in this way?" I?"

"Does Ran Ran think that he will be easily manipulated by me?" Zhou Fushen raised his hand and stroked the top of his hair, and said in a gentle voice, "I know that Ran Ran is a good boy who is mature, sensible and capable of self-judgment, right?"

"That's true..." Jiang Ran mellowed down slowly, and reflected: "Maybe I should restrain myself from eating ice cream."

"Ran Ran is so good." Zhou Fushen praised: "Go take a shower first, how about after I finish cleaning up the dishes, then mix a fruit salad to relieve Ran Ran's addiction?"

"Okay." Jiang Ran went to the bathroom in a dizzy state, feeling that everything was going well. He had completely forgotten why he lost his temper just now, and his mind was full of being able to lie on the sofa and eat fruit salad after a while. I even thought about what movie to watch in a while, so I didn’t forget to turn around and remind me in the middle of the walk: “Oh yes, don’t add red dragon fruit to it, I don’t want to have doubts that I have a terminal illness the next day experience."

Looking at his loose back kicking on his slippers, Zhou Fushen suddenly felt absurd that he was serving a fatuous cat who ruled the cat kingdom, and he was undoubtedly the sycophant who helped the evildoers and caused chaos.

——Although it feels good to say that, Zhou Fushen thought about it for a while, and then suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

He should write this as a fan art between him and Jiang Ran and send it to Xianqu!After all, according to his observations, another reason for Shenran CP's decline is that its food production capacity is too low. For so many years, only "Love is Deep and Longevity" can be produced, but this is not to blame the fans. It was because he and Jiang Ran had too little interaction in front of the public in the past, which made these women's mediocre imaginations even worse.

It's time to save these lost lambs, Zhou Fushen thought coldly.

He turned around and opened the refrigerator, took out two bananas and peeled them expressionlessly.

……

In the afternoon, Jiang Ran was bored holding a big bowl of fruit salad, lying on the sofa watching a movie like a boneless one, and making weird laughter from time to time, while Zhou Fushen put the computer on his lap, and was flying beside him. Tapping the keyboard.

"Heh heh heh heh..." Jiang Ran laughed again at a certain scene in the movie, and just as he turned his head to share his happiness with someone, he saw Zhou Fushen concentrating on operating the computer like a bionic man, so he immediately said dissatisfied : "What are you doing? You are actually busy with other things during the precious time watching movies together. Are you trying to repair a relationship?"

"Busy typing and watching movies with Ran Ran don't conflict with me." Zhou Fushen said calmly, "And didn't Ran Ran also hang his head down and play with his phone when the hero recalled the past?"

"..." Jiang Ran failed to catch his fault, narrowed his eyes in displeasure and said, "You're lucky."

As he spoke, he picked up his mobile phone and fiddled with it openly: "A friend of mine told me just now that his husky got pregnant unexpectedly and gave birth to a litter of strings. Now he can run and tear down the house. He was tortured to the point of mental weakness. Beg me to adopt one."

"What kind of friend are you?" Zhou Fushen only grasped one important point in this passage, raised his head vigilantly, and quickly asked, "How old are you? Male or female? Married or unmarried?"

Jiang Ran: "..."

Zhou Fushen saw a trace of coldness in his gaze, so he immediately restrained himself, and said with a measured tone regarding the topic: "If Ran Ran is asking for my opinion, I don't really agree with Ran Ran raising dogs."

When the voice fell to the ground, the room was so silent that even a dropped needle could be clearly heard, Jiang Ran said: "I will give you another chance to reorganize the language."

This is obviously putting pressure on him, but Zhou Fushen is not afraid of the power to put the facts and reason: "Huskies need a lot of exercise, can you confirm that you can really go downstairs to walk the dog every day? Also, when the dog changes seasons, it sheds a lot of hair, I doubt if Ran Ran can bear it, after all, you even found my hair tangled in your hands when you washed it for a long time."

"Ah... um..." Jiang Ran fell into the difficulty of speaking again. He originally wanted to say that he raised dogs well before, but then he thought about it, when he raised dogs, he was in an old bungalow with a yard. It needs to slip, and the problem of hair loss is also easy to take care of.

Unable to think of a rebuttal for a long time, Jiang Ran had no choice but to force his words: "You were not like this before? If there is a hair on the sink, you will hold a criticism meeting. I learned it from you."

"Oh?" Zhou Fu raised his eyebrows deeply: "Since Ran Ran considers my living habits, then I will express my opinion from my standpoint - I cannot accept that there is a mobile garbage-creating creature in my house, and the dog hair is still there. Could trigger my asthma."

All Jiang Ran's counterattacks were blocked back by four or two thousand catties, and he finally couldn't help but said: "This is different from what you said before when I asked for reunion? I think you are a little swollen now? Or are you To say that this is a misunderstanding, the content you promised was actually put into the paid DLC by you, and you need to pre-order it in advance to have the funds to develop it?"

"On the contrary." Zhou Fushen said seriously: "I am trying to become a man worthy of Ran Ran's love, and to achieve this, effective communication is essential. After all, Ran Ran said that what she wants is a lover, not a servant. , so I will not listen to what Ranran says, but to do good for Ranran from the perspective of universal values.”

Jiang Ran wondered: "Why don't you start from your own perspective?"

"Because that's what I did during the four years when we were married..." Zhou Fushen's face flashed a bit of embarrassment that he didn't want to talk about: "In the end, Ran Ran also knew."

After contemplating for a while, Jiang Ran finally nodded in agreement, then held his spoon in his mouth as if nothing had happened, and threatened: "Well...what you said is indeed very reasonable, don't forget, no matter you have many wonderful reasons to argue, In the end, I am the one who judges whether you are qualified or not on your report card."

"So... what Ran Ran actually wants to implement is an iron fist policy in a democratic cloak? If you insist, I can accept living in the gap between the two." Zhou Fu didn't care deeply, but then whispered He said to himself: "But don't expect me to squeeze the people into offering small dried fish for you to eat..."

Jiang Ran didn't hear what he said, tilted his head and frowned: "What are you mumbling about?"

"It's nothing." Zhou Fushen raised his hand to wipe off the salad dressing from the corner of his mouth, and said, "Ran Ran's words are imperial edicts to me."

Jiang Ran was pleased, put down his phone and said, "Let's put aside the matter of raising a dog, and think about it later."

Zhou Fu bowed his head deeply and kissed the back of his hand, saying: "Your Majesty is wise."

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