I have beauty and he has money

Xue Yisen was somewhat passive and sabotage.

He stayed here to help with haircuts, but he didn't want to participate in military training. He always felt that even if he was desperate, he could still rely on his face for food, so naturally he didn't want to get tanned.

What's more, the hair of the boy in front of him is a tricky project. The hair of the boys is short, and there are a few places where a few hairs suddenly disappeared. It must be very clear. It is estimated that the hair was cut according to the method taught by Teacher Wu. This Boys are like holy monks with hair, and the dots on the top of their heads are represented by the pits on their heads.

He could only deal with these bleached white hairs carefully, and leaned down slightly, because he was too lazy to move, so that the cuffs of his short-sleeved shirt would always scrape the boy's cheek, making the boy frown, but he didn't do anything. Did not say.

The boy noticed that Xue Yisen's military uniform had a fresh smell, it should be that he had cleaned the uniform.

They reported to the school yesterday, took the car all afternoon to the military camp, and then they were issued military uniforms. Most of the boys wore them directly. There are not many boys like Xue Yisen who specially washed last night. Let the boys look at it again Xue Yisen's face.

Unexpectedly, he was stared at again, Xue Yisen immediately stood up straight, walked to the side of the boy to continue the haircut, and asked at the same time: "What's your name?"

It was better to break the embarrassment, after all, it was in the same class, so he took the initiative to ask.

The boy hesitated for a while before answering in a cool voice: "Su Huanze."

"Oh, we are in the same class."

"Ah."

He hesitated for a while, but he still felt that it would be better not to talk. This boy didn't seem to want to talk to him, so he didn't bother himself anymore.

When slipping away, his finger touched Su Huanze's ear, Su Huanze immediately dodged, extremely sensitive.

"I'm sorry." That's what he said, but for a haircut, it's normal to touch his ears, and he might touch them again later, so he didn't care, and he still looked lazy.

"Yeah." Another cold response.

Xue Yisen pursed his lips, as if playing a prank, touching his ears every once in a while, or helping him pick up the broken hair on his neck and nose with his hands, he soon saw veins popping out of Su Huanze's forehead, and then stop.

I have to say that this kind of fierce-looking person is quite scary when he is forbearing.

"Okay." After Xue Yisen finished cutting his hair, he helped Su Huanze brush it with a sponge, and introduced with satisfaction: "I didn't mess it up too much, your hair now looks like a pure natural hair loss, everyone said Nothing comes out."

In fact, with Su Huanze's current hair, the white hair on his head doesn't look handsome anymore, and the white hair left behind is no different from the less gray hair, making people want to pull it out with their hands.

Su Huanze didn't care, just responded casually, got up and left.

Xue Yisen also took the opportunity to go out to the bathroom. When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he saw that Su Huanze had already taken off his shirt at the sink, and leaned down to shower his hair with the faucet and wash his neck by the way.

Sure enough, he was right. Su Huanze has an excellent figure and the healthiest wheat-colored skin. The texture of his body is like undulating sand dunes. The lines are smooth and there are no exaggerated muscles. However, he is also a standard trainer. .

He resisted the urge to whistle, went into the bathroom to relieve his hands, and washed his hands when he came out. Su Huanze was still there, wiping his hair with his shirt. When he saw him coming out, he turned his head to look at him for a while. He thought Su Huanze wanted to say hello. As a result, the guy turned around and left.

However, he still noticed that there was a wound scar on Su Huanze's abdomen, no more than two fingers wide. It was probably the wound left by sutures after a sharp blade like a dagger was pierced. It was not intentionally covered up, which affected the beauty of this figure a bit.

He suddenly concluded that this was not a male classmate without a story.

Xue Yisen worked all afternoon and helped seven boys cut their hair. He received unanimous praise from the teacher, so much so that he stayed in the barber's room to help on the second and third days instead of participating in the training.

When he returned to the team again, the instructor was afraid that he would miss a few days of training and affect the formation, so he changed his position in the queue and made him stand behind Su Huanze. The two still had no communication. When counting, Su Huanze is "1" and he is "2".

What surprised him was the speed at which boys in the same class fell in love.

Yu Hailang, who shared the bunk with him, had a girlfriend on the fourth day of military training. She was from Class 3 of the liberal arts class. The way of communication was also simple and rough. When Yu Hailang was wandering around, he saw a girl who was quite beautiful. Yes, I ran to ask someone for a mobile phone number, and the two of them texted and called, and they were together within two days.

In order to be able to date Yan Xiaohui, Yu Hailang would call a group of boys to cover him every time, and Yan Xiaohui would also call a few friends, so it became a group of boys and girls together. In order to prevent the "guards" from leaving, Yu Hailang Lang, a kid from a good family, treats everyone to cold drinks and buys them drinks every day.

In fact, other people are also willing to come, what if I can see someone right?Most boys and girls of this age are full of yearning for love.

Xue Yisen would also follow, but most of the time he just ate ice cream and didn't speak, observing secretly, feeling that these girls didn't have his ideal goals, he lost interest even more.

Xue Yisen is a scumbag, he himself admits this.

He knew that he was good-looking, and he could rely on his appearance to make a living, but he had to pick a partner when he was soft. The employer really didn't catch his eye, and he was unwilling to give in.

He was gnawing on a popsicle leisurely, when a sigh suddenly appeared in his mind, he ignored it, and continued to look at the group of boys and girls who were playing around.

Inadvertently looking to the side, almost instantly, he froze, staring straight at the female teacher who came out of the building, staring at her chest.

The people around him followed his gaze and sighed: "The head teacher of the seventh class, this chest... probably has an E..."

Another person bumped into Xue Yisen's body, and teased: "I said, Lao Xue, do you want to be so wretched? Is this just straight-eyed?"

Yu Hailang was secretly holding hands with his girlfriend, and also made fun of Xue Yisen: "I guess this kid is still a baby, look at his worthless appearance!"

Xue Yisen quickly came back to his senses, then rolled his eyes, and smiled at the others, ignoring the other people's teasing, and roared in his mind: "Come out! Explain to me clearly, that girl What's the matter with the mosaic on the teacher's chest?"

He really opened his eyes!When the female teacher came out, her chest was covered with a mosaic!Seeing her real breasts, he probably wouldn't have any reaction, but such a mosaic blocking the front made it even more imaginative, almost making him spit out a mouthful of old blood!This is really a hazy effect like pornography in the real world.

"The purpose of my existence is to supervise you to be a good person." The voice in his mind answered him.

"Go-you-mother-ass! What does putting a mosaic on someone's chest have anything to do with me being a good person?"

"Block pornographic images."

Xue Yisen suddenly felt so bored, could it be that after he has a girlfriend, when the two of them have a strong relationship, at a critical moment, he will be able to see a girlfriend with a mosaic on a key part?

After living with this "scumbag rescue system" in his head for two years, he has given up on reasoning with this system, and just looked to the other side in despair, just wanting to see a big man not far away. figure.

Su Huanze seemed to have been looking at him just now, with cold eyes. When he noticed that he was looking over, he didn't look away immediately. After looking at him for a while, he turned to look at the female teacher.

There were still two boys standing beside Su Huanze, who were chatting about something at this moment. After a while, he continued to chat with those two boys and walked away.

After being stimulated by the mosaic, he became listless. After a while, he said goodbye to his classmates, entered the dormitory building, and planned to lie down for a while.

When he first got this system, he still thought it was quite novel. Something appeared in his head out of thin air, which could chat with him and provide him with some small functions.But soon, he began to hate this thing.

First, the system does not allow him to swear. In the real world, if he utters swear words, the part of the swear words will be automatically muted, so that others see him talking all the time, but the words are intermittent.After struggling for more than two years, I discovered that a swear word that cannot be silenced is "your uncle's!"

Second, the system does not allow him to fight. When fighting, a system prompt will pop up first. If he does not obey afterward, an electric shock will appear out of thin air, allowing him to try the feeling of "crossing the robbery".

Third, the system does not allow him to do bad behaviors such as stealing and cheating, otherwise he will be punished with electric shock.

He hasn't paid attention to the others, and only discovered the heinous thing of automatic mosaic today.

With systematic supervision, he has really followed the rules for more than two years, studying hard every day, not fighting or fighting, not getting a girlfriend, and even being admitted to this high school as a public-funded student, but he always feels that he is holding his breath .

He is not a good person, but someone forced him to be a good person.

"Hey! Let me ask you, what kind of stimulation will I receive in the future, so that I can get such a thing like you to control me?" Xue Yisen turned over and asked the system in his mind.

"I am the most advanced technology in the next 40 years. It can reverse fate. Naturally, it is expensive. You are the first batch of users." The system was very dissatisfied and emphasized its own strength.

"So I paid you a lot of money to take care of me after 40 years, am I sick?"

"Humph!"

"You're a trial product, that's why you're so annoying, right?"

"certainly not!"

"Then tell me, what will I do in the future? Why do you want to buy it and you control me? Can you return it?"

"40 years later, you are an international intelligence dealer. You opened a bar in country M and sold arms at the same time. You are the number one criminal who has a headache for CAI."

He couldn't help raising his eyebrows after hearing this, and sighed, "Yo, that's pretty cool."

"The reason for buying me is that you slept with the woman of the boss of a certain gang, and you were castrated after being found out. You are in great pain, so..."

"Lying on the grass!?" Xue Yisen sat up suddenly, subconsciously clutching his crotch, only felt a pain in Xiao Jiji, he wanted to question it at first, but suddenly remembered that this upright and awe-inspiring system never lied, he couldn't help but feel a little sluggish.

Actually... sleeping with someone else's woman, this matter... maybe he can really do it...