I have become a handsome old man [Entertainment]

When Tang Xiaoxi woke up, it was already one or two o'clock in the noon, and he was lying on the bed directly, naked with his chrysanthemum facing upwards.

This pose is really ecstasy.

After waking up, the first feeling is swelling and pain. There is nothing wrong above the waist, but below the waist, especially the upper thighs, this area, that feeling, is simply not my own.

The starting point of all pain sensations comes from the legendary chrysanthemum and flowers.

He vaguely remembered that last night, from the mattress in the living room to the bathroom, from the bathroom to the balcony, and then from the balcony to the bathroom... there were traces of himself and Cheng Zhenai everywhere...

For the first time, Tang Xiaoxi felt that the young man full of vigor and desire had a good sex...

Use two words to describe it - poultry and beast.

The more hateful thing is not this, but that he actually feels very comfortable and cool? !After doing it, it turned out that I took the initiative to ask him to hurry up!

Tang Xiaoxi's face was flung two miles away...

At this time, his face was terribly green.The person next to the bed didn't know what to think about, and wanted to get up and go to the kitchen to get something to eat. As soon as he moved, his back hurt like hell, it was hot, like stuffing chrysanthemums with chili peppers.

"Cheng Zhen, you bastard!" Tang Xiaoxi gritted his teeth and said to himself.

At that time, a familiar voice slowly descended from the top of his head.

"I heard you yelling as soon as I came back, what a piece of shit luck."

Cheng, Cheng Zhen...!Tang Xiaoxi was stunned.

The door was broken by Cheng Zhen last night, no wonder he didn't open the door when he came in.

Tang Xiaoxi snorted and said, "Buying medicine? You have a kidney failure, right?"

Cheng Zhen smiled casually, not intending to get to know him as well.Come over and lift the blanket around his waist, Tang Xiaoxi only felt a burst of coolness on his buttocks.

"Bastard! You beast! I'm still injured!"

Cheng Zhen patted his bare butt lightly, and Tang Xiaoxi yelled reflexively.

"I didn't want to fuck you. You have an injury on your back. The medicine I bought was for you to bruise." As he spoke, Cheng Zhen put some ointment on his fingers and ordered, "Open your legs."

Tang Xiaoxi's face was dark, and he said coldly: "I don't need you, just give me the medicine, and I will do it myself."

"...you can move now, you can do it yourself."

"You don't care, give me the medicine!"

"..." Cheng Zhen narrowed his eyes and said, "I'm really disobedient."

He put the ointment beside the bed, knelt on the bed, grabbed one of Tang Xiaoxi's feet with one hand, and dragged Tang Xiaoxi over with all his strength. Two long white legs were at his waist, one on each side, and the thing behind Tang Xiaoxi It was fully exposed in Cheng Zhen's eyes.

Tang Xiaoxi was extremely ashamed, and his face turned red.Two feet flailed wildly to break free, Cheng Zhen pressed one with one hand, and said angrily: "If you move around again, I will fuck you right now, anyway, I still haven't had enough!"

"You beast!"

"Let me tell you, the way you twist your butt indiscriminately is a dish in my eyes, you'd better be careful!"

Tang Xiaoxi was taken aback, and immediately did not dare to move, and obediently lay down on the bed and asked Cheng Zhen to apply the medicine.

After a while, the medicine was ready.Cheng Zhen repacked the ointment, put it in the bedside table, and said: "Apply the ointment frequently, preferably three times a day, and we will do it next time..."

"Fuck you!" Before he could finish speaking, Tang Xiaoxi cursed quickly: "Cheng Zhen, we won't have a next time, last night...you forced me to do that!"

Recalling Tang Xiaoxi's itchy teeth last night, Cheng Zhen whispered in his ear all night, saying things like "I love you baby" "Uncle Tang, you are so beautiful" "I really like you being with me, Uncle Tang" "Wait for the stupid words, no matter what they say, they are so harsh to his ears.

like?like?Who do you really like?Love who! ?

My sister has been Tang Xiaoxi for 28 years, the first time you saw me, you kicked me away because you didn't like me.

My sister has been Tang Qi for less than two months, you were interested in me the first time you saw me, because you like me.

After all, it's just a skin.

How is it different from the men you fucked before? !

At least they won't be so uncomfortable, but I...

All wishful thinking ultimately harms only oneself.

Tang Xiaoxi lowered his voice, suddenly felt very tired, and said lightly: "Cheng Zhen, I don't want to continue to quarrel with you, please, let's go, okay?"

The words of real farewell always sound very flat, because I really don't want to talk to each other.

Cheng Zhen is not a fool, he understands that Uncle Tang is really tired.But he didn't want to let go, he had only tasted Uncle Tang, how could he give up?

Cheng Zhen: "I can leave now, but it is impossible for you to miss me. Don't forget that we have just finished a movie together, and there will be opportunities to meet in various jobs afterwards."

Tang Xiaoxi took a deep breath and shouted, "Get out!—"

Hearing that, Cheng Zhen only gave a few instructions, and then left in disgrace.

Not long after he left, Tang Xiaoxi felt that his back was not so painful, so he dressed slowly and went to the kitchen to get some food. As soon as he stepped into the kitchen, he was startled by the things inside.In the past, apart from beer and bacon, there were only a few scattered eggs in the refrigerator, but now it is full of melons, fruits, vegetables, snacks and drinks.

Without even thinking about it, Cheng Zhen did it.

In addition to doing these things, he also prepared a whole table of dishes.There are meat and vegetarian dishes, and there are no longer all kinds of fried bacon, steamed bacon and various eggs.

Tang Xiaoxi looked at it, feeling strange in his heart, as if he was not so irritable, and his eye circles were a little red.

After brushing his teeth, he casually picked up a piece of fish and ate it. The meat was tender and delicious, and he had to admit that Cheng Zhen was a better cook than him.

While eating, the phone on the bedside table suddenly rang. Tang Xiaoxi went over to see that it was from Xiaoxiao.

Presumably, he was here to question him about asking her for a duck.

"Hello, laugh?"

"Hey! I kept calling you last night and the line was busy. Which one should I chat with? I almost didn't panic to death."

He thought to himself, probably because Cheng Zhen dialed too often, so he smiled and said that the line was busy.

"No. What do you want from me?"

"It's okay, so I can't find you? By the way, the man I found for you came back and told me that the man he fucked was Zhou Wenwen, and he was drugged. The drug was so strong that even he couldn't bear it. You Tell me what the hell is going on?"

"...It's nothing, I just grabbed her to ask something. If you're okay, I'll hang up first." He said weakly.

Hang Xiaoxiao: "Wait a minute, I hear your voice is a little hoarse, are you sick?"

Speaking of this, Tang Xiaoxi was in a state of embarrassment, he couldn't say that he was dumb last night...

"I said it's all right, so don't ask, I'm hanging up, bye."

"Hey! Wait, I've got the marriage certificate you want ready for you. When will you make an appointment to come and get it!"

Tang Xiaoxi was taken aback, and then smiled: "It's so fast, it's better to hit the sun than to choose a date, let's just say today, I always feel that if I don't get the marriage certificate, my parents will order me to go back to a blind date. good."

The author has something to say:

*罒▽罒*I felt my body was hollowed out last night, we have to take it easy.