I have become a handsome old man [Entertainment]

Tang Xiaoxi didn't know how long he had been asleep. When he opened his eyes, a strong light shot over and hurt his eyes. He covered his eyes with his right hand and found a white patch on the back of his hand.

When did I get the injection?

... Forget it, let's take a shower first, after sleeping all night under the quilt on a hot day, my whole body is so sticky and disgusting.

Tang Xiaoxi propped up his body with his hands, and sat up slowly. His thigh seemed to touch something, and he looked over according to his feeling—Cheng Zhen fell asleep beside the bed.

Tang Xiaoxi was slightly stunned, then looked up and saw four bottles hanging on the hanger in his house, the needles and infusion tubes were pulled out and thrown into the trash can.

"..."

He subconsciously held the back of his right hand and looked at Cheng Zhen with an inexplicable emotion in his eyes.

It took a while to go to the bathroom, and the sound of water splashing, resounding through this small rental house...

Cheng Zhen was also sleepy. When he woke up, he was in a trance. He instinctively stretched out his hand to put on the quilt. He grabbed the quilt with one hand and was startled: "Tang Qi!"

At this time, a male voice full of magnetism and full of air came from the kitchen: "I'm cooking in the kitchen!"

"..." Cheng Zhen walked over barefoot, only to see Tang Qi busy in the kitchen, that skilled figure shuttling back and forth between the boiler and the vegetable countertop, in an orderly manner without any sense of unfamiliarity.

His complexion was normal, full of energy, and he seemed to have cooled down.

"You can also cook?" Cheng Zhen asked.

Tang Xiaoxi stirred the bottom of the pot, proudly said: "Of course, being single for more than 30 years is not for nothing."

Cheng Zhen laughed out loud, leaned against the wall with his arms folded on his chest, looked at him sideways with his head in and said, "Uncle Tang is so handsome, how can no one want it? Could it be that the aunt's towel and the aunt's towel in the closet are so handsome?" Women's clothing is prepared for yourself?"

This kid really can't open any pot and lift it.

When the vegetables were cooked, put them out of the pot, Tang Xiaoxi took the plate and handed it to the sour-mouthed guy, saying: "It's just a friend who left it with me and forgot to take it away. What are you thinking about?"

Cheng Zhen put the dishes on the small dining table in the living room, "You really think I'm stupid, it's understandable for you to forget to take away the clothes, and the aunt's towels are left at the male friend's house?"

Bacon again...

Tang Xiaoxi came out, "Tsk, you don't believe me if I tell you, explain it for nothing, let's eat!"

Cheng Zhen smiled helplessly, and wrapped his arms around his thin waist.

Tang Xiaoxi was shocked: "What are you doing?!"

"Don't move." Cheng Zhen's voice was as gentle as water, and his palm was lightly placed on his forehead, as light as if he was touching something extremely fragile.Cheng Zhen's strong chest stood upright behind him, and the fiery body temperature seemed to spread to Tang Xiaoxi's heart. Starting from the heart, it was conducted by the blood, and everything it touched became hot.

The skin is hot, the heart beats faster, the bases of the ears are red, and the breathing becomes short of breath.

...Damn it, I really want to run away.

Cheng Zhen frowned in dissatisfaction, "Why is it still so hot? What kind of injection did the quack doctor give!"

"...Don't care about his business!" Tang Xiaoxi hurriedly pushed him away in a panic and pulled out, half-covering his face with the back of his hands, trying to block the weird red cloud, and stammered while going to the kitchen to serve food: "I, I'm ready, Uh, let’s eat first, and when you were sleeping, holding hands... the phone rang, uh, who said that it’s time for you to film and asked you to go over.”

Phew, what the fuck, my sister is stuttering!

"..." Cheng Zhen said lightly, "Are you okay?"

Tang Xiaoxi smirked and said: "Ha, it's okay, it's okay, why should something happen to me, haha..." He shoveled the rice with his hands.

Cheng Zhen raised his eyebrows in a serious manner, and said with a smile, "It's good that I'm fine, and help me add a bowl, too. I didn't eat yesterday, and I'm starving to death."

Tang Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, and then offered to help without thinking too much. When he brought the meal to the living room, he saw that he had already sat at the dining table, brought the rice bowl to him, and brought him a pair of chopsticks by the way, saying: "Are you very busy, often I see you running around."

He picked up a chopsticks of bacon and put it in his mouth, and said vaguely: "It's okay, filming is like walking around the world like this, after this busy period, it will be easy when the film is released, yes, you will also do it in the future." Very busy."

"Me? Will I?" Tang Xiaoxi laughed while eating.

"Of course, you are more handsome than me, and there must be more people who like you."

"Tch, you are too self-deprecating. You are so busy, where do you usually eat and live?"

Cheng Zhen glanced at him mockingly, and said with a smile: "The lunch box given by the crew, if you don't come back, you will stay in a local hotel, don't you know that?"

"Your family is so rich, you actually went to the film crew to eat lunch?" Tang Xiaoxi said exaggeratedly.

Cheng Zhen finished eating quickly, put down the bowls and chopsticks, and said casually, "My father and I are born to be at odds. I'd rather eat lunch outside than go back."

"..."

"Okay, let's not talk about it, let's talk about the CP, I'm about to go to the scene after I finish talking, this matter-"

"I agree." Tang Xiaoxi interjected before he could finish speaking.

Cheng Zhen was taken aback for a moment, obviously he didn't expect him to be so talkative, "...do you know what cp means?"

"Yes, husband and wife."

"You... don't feel disgusted?"

Tang Xiaoxi hesitated and said: "To be honest, you helped me masturbate that night. I didn't feel anything psychologically, but I was disgusted physically. At that time, I really wished I could slap you to death, but it's a pity..."

"It's a pity you can't beat me." Cheng Zhen said with a smile.

Tang Xiaoxi smiled, agreed with his words very much, nodded and said: "Yes, if I can beat you, it's your turn to masturbate me."

"However, you sent me home, helped me cut meat, applied medicine, gave me clothes, and took care of me when I was sick. It would be a lie to say that you are not moved."

When Tang Xiaoxi woke up this morning, he saw such a person sleeping soundly next to his bed, his heart was warm, like a spring stream gathering, filling his heart little by little, and for a moment he felt that maybe he could keep him It's also great to be around.

Hearing this, Cheng Zhen smiled and opened his mouth, revealing a row of bright white teeth, "Don't you ask me why I want to cp with you?"

Tang Xiaoxi gave him a sideways glance, and tapped his head lightly with his index finger, "What is this?"

"Head."

"Yes, you have brains and I have brains, I can think." He said, "Zhang Qian just came to see me the day you came, and we not only talked about business, but also you, she said, 'Chasing Your sea is dry and stone is rotten' is a danmei online drama. Most of the audience are women, and they are women who like to watch men and men in love. You are crooked. In order to better shape you and make the audience like you more, Tianying may press With someone like me by your side, make a fake CP. It will satisfy your liking for men and push me out, why not do it?"

Cheng Zhen: "Then you reacted so badly yesterday?"

"I didn't know that I really wanted to cp with you! Normally, you'd just mess with me, but once you become a screen cp party, you'd have to fiddle with me like crazy?! You know the area of ​​my psychological shadow How big is it, ah!"

When he thought that he might have to take all kinds of shameless and shameless photos and promotional videos with him, he felt like he was about to dedicate himself to the acting career...

mdzz ah ah ah ah!

Cheng Zhen: "Haha...Actually, you only guessed half right."

"What do you mean?" Tang Xiaoxi asked doubtfully.

"It's nothing." He looked up at the clock, "It's almost time to catch up, and the only drama you took over will end in two days. The doctor said that you are weak and easy to get sick. I have already told Director Zheng, Your show will be postponed for two days, wait for it to be raised before turning it on again."

Tang Xiaoxi became anxious when he heard that, and immediately stopped him, "Who allowed you to ask for leave indiscriminately! The progress of that drama was already slow, do you know that what you did was slowing down the entire crew!"

"Don't worry, the show was slower before you came. You just asked for two days off and nothing will happen." Cheng Zhen opened the door with one hand, stepped out, and turned to him as if remembering something, and said, " Remember, just stay at home these few days and don’t go anywhere, I will come and check at any time, if I find that there is no one, no matter where you are, when I find it, I will fuck you on the spot !"

"Damn it, Cheng Zhen, you're so freaking crazy!! The ghost cp with you! You beast!!"

Cheng Zhen didn't have time to quarrel with him, so he left in a cool manner, and then slammed the door, leaving Tang Xiaoxi in a house facing Xiaoli.Inexplicably, I feel that I am the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth that no man wants after playing with... This feeling is so sour.

Four days later, Tang Xiaoxi rushed to the set as scheduled. According to the finale, today's filming is the part where the male lead goes crazy and kills the female lead, and the male supporting role goes to jail.

The author has something to say:

In the next chapter, Chasing You Ends, I want to play a parting story *罒▽罒*

By the way, the male lead is called A Jun, the female lead is called Xiao Cui, what is the male lead called?

Thank you little angels:

Xiao Chan threw two landmines

Pangpang and Bobo dropped two landmines

Lord Garfield dropped a mine

Azure dropped two mines

It’s the first time I’ve received Jieduo Lei, I’m really happy~(≧▽≦)/~Crabs, little angels, hot