I have become a handsome old man [Entertainment]

"Cheng Zhen? Cheng Zhen? Cheng Zhen!"

"Ah... what's the matter?" He suddenly responded after withdrawing his gaze.

"What's the matter? You said you forgot to lock the car and insisted on coming out. What were you looking at just now? Did you see an enemy? It's so fierce."

The person who spoke was Chu Zhan, another second-generation rich man who was an old friend with Cheng Zhenna, but for some reason today he suddenly insisted on letting him go to some bar.

Cheng Zhen: "It's nothing, just a friend."

Chu Zhan smiled and said, "Boyfriend?"

"Tsk, what's up with you!"

"Can't people care about you?"

"Go away! Why do you want me to do it?"

Chu Zhan hesitated for a while, and suddenly coaxed Cheng Zhen into the heaven and earth with a sneer, "Don't worry about it, go in first, come in, come in!"

"Wait!" Cheng Zhen felt that something was wrong and suddenly stopped, "Did you do something shameful behind my back, asking me to wipe your ass?"

Chu Zhan laughed: "What's the matter, haha... I haven't seen you here for a long time, since you entered that circle, how long do you think we haven't seen each other?"

"..." Cheng Zhen pursed his lips, and said in a deep voice, "Chu Zhan, I'm not the only brother. I'm making an appointment with a pair today and a pair tomorrow. I don't know how excited you are, and you still have time to see me?"

Chu Zhan said haha: "We...are we not strong..."

"……truth."

"Alas!" Chu Zhan patted his thigh helplessly, "It's Cheng Bo."

"My dad?" Cheng Zhen said excitedly, "What did he tell you!"

"No! Something happened to my dad in the business field, and he wanted Uncle Cheng to help him, but Uncle Cheng said that it would be fine if he wanted his help, but he put a condition..."

Cheng Zhen: "Say it quickly."

"There... there's a woman inside, you'll know when you go in." Chu Zhan pointed to the bar in the sky and earth, and said with a guilty conscience.

"You!" Cheng Zhen gritted his teeth, blushed with anger and panted around, raised his foot and kicked the tree root hard, "Ugh!"

"Don't...don't be like Cheng Zhen!" Chu Zhan hurriedly blocked his legs, "Calm down, calm down and speak slowly."

"What's there to say!" Cheng Zhen was furious: "Why should he care about me! I like whoever wants to be with whomever cares about him!"

Chu Zhan: "You can't say that, didn't you promise Uncle Cheng that you will marry him?"

"Yes, I did, but how old am I now? I'm only twenty-six, and he's so anxious to ask me to marry him?"

"Twenty-six, two-six is ​​too old..."

"Are you looking for death!"

"Don't, don't... I was wrong, I was wrong, you keep talking."

"Stop talking! It's not speculative."

"Then, have you seen that woman?"

"No, I have something to go first."

"Don't!" Chu Zhan quickly stopped Cheng Zhen who turned his head and left, and ran in front of him with big strides, "If you don't see me, how can I tell my dad?"

Cheng Zhen snorted and said, "Mind my business."

"Don't mind, brother, just help me once, I beg you." Chu Zhan said with a bitter face.

Cheng Zhen gestured to him with one finger, and said viciously: "It's not that I won't help Chu Zhan, it's that I can't help you with this matter! What I told you, Uncle Cheng, is that you don't consider getting married until you are in your 30s. If I help you now You are equivalent to giving in to him, once you give in, he will force me to get married in the next step!"

"No...it's not that serious...he is your own father after all." Chu Zhan said with a guilty conscience.

"Dad? Do you know he is my own father? Let me tell you that I know him better than you." Cheng Zhen laughed and said, "A year ago, when Uncle Zheng was willing to help me under pressure, it was him! It was he who suppressed everywhere, so that the film directed by Uncle Zheng for six years was ruined on the day of its release! The box office of the films released in the same period ranged from tens of millions to millions, and only the film directed by Uncle Zheng was zero! That At that time, Uncle Zheng was almost not driven crazy by him!"

"How ruthless is my father's heart? How can I not know? Once I back down a step, he will put on his face and force me to get married!"

"Chu Zhan, I really can't help you with this matter, please ask someone else."

Before he finished speaking, Cheng Zhen, full of anger, turned sideways and turned directly into the alley where Tang Xiaoxi disappeared.

Chu Zhan: "..."

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The wind chime on the door swayed with a clear and crisp sound. Tang Xiaoxi and Hang Xiaoxiao came to a quiet bar.

"Do you suspect that the chemicals behind the movie theater made you change your gender?" Hang Xiaoxiao said.

"That's right." Tang Xiaoxi said seriously, "If I don't think so, I can't find any other reason."

Hang Xiaoxiao sighed, no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't make up his mind that this handsome man who was angry with both gods and gods would be Tang Xiaoxi...

Although Tang Xiaoxi used to be a powerful boyfriend, but...this...is incredible.

Hang Xiaoxiao: "To be honest, I really don't know how to say it. When you graduated, you sharpened your head and wanted to enter the entertainment industry. Cheng Zhen is the one you like. Now, the entertainment industry has entered the entertainment circle." Now, Cheng Zhen is by your side again, the funny thing is that the mood is completely different."

Only he can pinch balls and cut jj...

"Yeah, now that I think about it, it really feels like a thousand sails have passed." Tang Xiaoxi opened his arms and sank directly into the soft sofa, feeling that it was so comfortable, and he didn't say what was in his heart for a long time.

Spit clean, really cool.

Hang Xiaoxiao: "Then you are so exhausted now?"

"I don't know, I also want to change back, but there is no way, it can be delayed for a day."

"Procrastinate? Why are you procrastinating? Don't forget that you are already twenty-eight. If you don't get married in two years, your parents will force you to go back and get married. What will you do then?"

Tang Xiaoxi jumped up suddenly, stared at her and said, "So! I just want you to do me a favor."

"Help for what?" She blinked her eyes.

"Help me make a fake/marriage certificate."

"What!? Fake/marriage certificate! You're trying to cheat for the rest of your life!"

"Then what can I do? As you said, if I don't get married within two years, my mother will kill me and come to my house. If I don't do this, I will make her high blood pressure so angry that I am like this."

"But..." Hang Xiaoxiao said in embarrassment: "You can't be like this forever, even if you don't mention your parents, what about you? Your household registration, ID card and all traces of Tang Xiaoxi's existence are in your hometown. You It will be a matter of time before you are found out with a fake ID card. Will you go to jail? What's more, your current career has tens of thousands of eyes on it. Once you become popular and famous, I can guarantee it In less than a month, everything about you will be stripped clean! What will you do then, explode sex change? No one will believe you except me."

"I know, I know what you said, but look at me like this, what can I do? I am not me, Tang Qi is not Tang Xiaoxi, and everything about Tang Xiaoxi does not belong to Tang Qi, but without Tang Xiaoxi, Tang Qi is just He is a poor man who was suddenly born into this world with no one to depend on!"

As he was talking, Tang Xiaoxi's eyes suddenly turned red. He knew it all the time, but he was suffering all the time. Every morning when he woke up and looked at the handsome face in the mirror, he was terrified and excited. Sometimes, he even thought that he was just chasing The male supporting role in Your Sea Dry and Stone Rot, got fucked by someone, and is obsessed with some undeserved belief...

Hang Xiaoxiao said distressedly: "Xiaoxi, you..."

The author has something to say:

_(:зゝ∠)_Shoushou's idea is a bit abusive.