nine words

Host: Welcome to the "Nine Speeches" program about one hundred questions about sex. Today we invite the two protagonists of the main CP of this article, Xi Sui and Chu Jiuge. Please warmly welcome everyone! [Thunder applause] Everyone knows that there are many pairs of CPs in this article, such as Xue Wuhua and Qingyan, Qi Huanyu and Mo Huaichun, as well as the well-loved No. [-] Yu Jingnian, and the number one foodie Hua Yilian. Today they As a special guest, I also came to the scene, so first of all, in the first session, I will interview the author Lanzi!Everyone applause welcome! [A piece of dead silence] Mou Lan: [Embarrassment] Uh, that...

Host: Well, the plot is cheating, the body and mind are abused, and the time is not remembered clearly, which leads to confusion in the time. You should also understand the audience, they don't want to hear your opinion.

A certain Lan: [Little S's indifferent face]

Host: Then I will hand over the scene to Lanzi and ask him to interview the two protagonists!

A certain Lan: What? ! ...Uh, ok, please tell me your names.

Xun Sui: You started asking us instead?

Chu Jiuge: [Gently pulls Zi Sui's sleeves] Don't do this, he is mentally fragile and may die.

A certain Lan: [Shame] Then tell me your age...

Sui Sui: The Year of Standing.

Chu Jiuge: [Think carefully for a long time] Probably a few hundred years old.

A certain Lan: What the hell? ? ?

Chu Jiuge: [Naughty sniggering]

A certain Lan: [Helpless]...Then how do you feel about your personality?

Tendency: I used to be irritable, but now I am more gentle.

Chu Jiuge: Hmm... It's rather awkward, but it's definitely not as good as Hua Yilian's [laughs].

[Hua Yilian, who was eating roast chicken in the audience, didn't want to talk to him, and threw a chicken bone on the stage] Mou Lan: [Nods] Then what do you think of the other party's personality?

Sui Sui: [Looking at Chu Jiuge with tenderness like water] Gentle, considerate, intellectual, with...

A certain lan: [black line] Stop, stop... the next one.

Chu Jiuge: [Blushes shyly] After taking the seven grass stones, he is very gentle, whether it is in governing the country or...

A certain Lan: [Nodding in satisfaction] OK, OK, I understand.So when and where did you two meet?

Chu Jiuge: When I was a child, I was in the Southern Palace.

Mou Lan: Then what was your first impression of each other?

Indulgence: learned, noble, elegant...

A certain Lane: Stop, stop, that's fine, the next one.

Chu Jiuge: He has a kingly temperament that ordinary people don't have, and exudes a frightening aura around him, which can easily convince people.

A certain Lan: ...I must be sick for asking this kind of question. [Deep breath] So what do you like about each other?

Sui Sui: There is no reason to love someone, I like everything about him.

A certain lan: [helpless support the forehead] OK, OK, so why do you hate the other party?

Chu Jiuge: [Mischievous wink] There is nothing annoying.

Mou Lan: Do you think you get along well with each other?

Desperate: the emperor and ministers at the top, and the lovers at the bottom, very harmonious.

Chu Jiuge: [Takes a timid look at Xun Sui] Time is divided, when he can't control the two personalities, he is afraid to see him.

Mou Lan: Okay, how do you address each other?

Sui Sui: I always call him Jiu Ge by his baby name.

Chu Jiuge: Above the court, call him Wang Shang, below the court, call him Sui Sui, and inside the inner room, call him Liang Jin.

Mou Lan: Then what do you want the other party to call you?

Sui Sui: [Indifference] Call her husband.

Chu Jiuge: [shivering]...just call Jiuge.

A certain Lan: If it is a metaphor, what kind of animal does the other party look like?

Sui: Jiuge is like a cat. After watching "Phoenix Qiuhuang" in Weiyang Palace, I said he cried like a big tabby cat in my arms, but he actually let me hear "meow"! [Pampering smile] Chu Jiuge: His words must be a wild wolf, standing proudly in the white snow, vowing to let the blood of the enemy stain the land red.

Mou Lan: If you give a gift, what will you give each other?

Desire: Give him a cat, he likes those little animals the most, and he can be with him when I'm not around.

Chu Jiuge: [Blushing, hesitating] Send...give yourself to him...

A certain lan: [Nosebleed] Can I ask for benefits later in the background! ! !

Sui Sui: [Indifference] Get out.

A certain Lan: [Shame] Well, what gift do you want to receive?

Sui Sui: I want whatever he gives.

Chu Jiuge: Me too.

Mou Lan: Is there anything dissatisfied with the other party? If so, where is it?

Chu Jiuge: He likes to use me when he is tyrannical, and even sends me to Gong Ziqing's bed. This is what I am most dissatisfied with.

Sui Sui: Dissatisfied that he often brings Yu Jingnian by his side.

A certain lan: [slapping the table and laughing wildly] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what a big vinegar bucket! ! ... Ahem, do you have any hobbies? Chu Jiuge: Painting is not pretty, but I want to paint when I am free.

Sui Sui: Hold him to sleep.

A certain Lan: Does the other party have any hobbies?

Sui Sui: Does playing the piano count?

Chu Jiuge: [Ashamed, faltering] I don't want to say...

A certain Lan: You will feel disgusted by what the other party does

Xun Sui: [rolls eyes] and Yu Jingnian got too close.

Chu Jiuge: When I can't control my tyrannical personality.

Mou Lan: What did you do to make the other person feel disgusted?

Unrestrained: Giving orders irrationally.

Chu Jiuge: [Cold sweat] Being with Yu Jingnian...

A certain lan: [Laughing so hard] Hahaha vinegar bucket!You are simply a vinegar cannon, why did Gong No. [-] have to be treated like this!Jingnian is mine! !

Moderator: Keke...

A certain Lan: Well, let’s continue, so where is the relationship between the two of you?

Xun Sui: Fucking under the bed, bang bang bang on the bed.

Chu Jiuge: ...

Mou Lan: Where was your first date?

Chu Jiuge: On the stage in Nangongli, I watched "Farewell My Concubine" with him at that time, and I still remember the lines.

Mou Lan: What was the atmosphere like at that time?

Sui Sui: At that time, he was not afraid of me, and he didn't know me well, so he watched the play stiffly, made a promise of the year of dancing spoons, and then ran away.

Chu Jiuge: [whispering] I didn't...

Mou Lan: Then who was the first person you confessed to?

Sui Sui: I.

Chu Jiuge: [jumps up excitedly] He kissed me forcefully in the carriage!

Moulan: [evil smile] Hehehe, the next part is what I am most looking forward to, which part of the other party do you like the most Chu Jiuge: I like his shoulders, every time he hugs me, I can lean on him It is very reassuring and allows me to sleep peacefully.

Sui Sui: forehead.After he was hurt, I often kissed his forehead.

Moulan: What kind of behavior is the most seductive for the other party?

Sui Sui: [Embarrassing] When drunk, dancing like crazy...

Mou Lan: It seems that I have very bad memories... Where is Jiu Ge?

Chu Jiuge: Him?seductive? ... [shudders]

Mou Lan: When do you two feel nervous?

Chu Jiuge: [Blushes shyly] When he approaches me and wants to kiss me, but doesn't move.It always feels intentional.

Xun Sui: [Laughs] Honey, I did it on purpose!

A certain Lan: [a look of disgust] Don't get bored, the audience is watching here, you answer the question quickly!

Xun Sui: [Positive Color] When he was injured, especially when he was poisoned by the witchcraft, his heart almost stopped.

Moulan: Have you ever lied to the other party? Do you feel like you are good at lying?

Sui Sui: There were times when I couldn't control the two personalities, and I told him that I didn't care about him at all. It might seem very true, but in my heart I shook my head desperately.

A certain lan: [whispered] I don't mean what I mean, isn't this arrogance...

Chu Jiuge: I said that I forgot all the things I remembered... But there is a reason for that, because most of the memories are sealed in another personality.

Mou Lan: You feel the happiest when you do something

Chu Jiuge: When I was sleeping in his arms, I was a light sleeper, and I slept very badly. Only in his arms can I sleep peacefully until dawn.

Sui Sui: I like to hold him, watch him fall asleep in my arms, and then kiss his forehead.

A certain Lan: Have you ever quarreled?

Chu Jiuge: [Shame] He is the king and I am the minister, how could they quarrel...

A certain Lan: [Nods] He is superior and you are inferior, and such an obedient little Shou Shou, how could it be possible to quarrel? ...Ahem, do you want to be lovers even if you reincarnate? This question is for me to answer!After the Nine Cis, the story of the reincarnation of the two of them is told, and it is assumed that their reincarnation was sent by the Cultural Relics Bureau to excavate their tombs, and then...

[Suddenly a young man rushed onto the stage and blocked a certain Lan's mouth]

Xiao Hei: If you spoil the show, no one will read it!

A certain Lan: That's right!Then the next question, if he dies, will he die before the other party or die later? [Sullen face] Shut up.

A certain Lan: Then where was your first sex?

Chu Jiuge: ...

Sui Sui: In Weiyang Palace, I forced him.

Moulan: ...What was your feeling at that time?

Desire: finally got his wish.

Chu Jiuge: [Crying face] Do you really want to say it?

A certain Lan: Of course.

Chu Jiuge: [Take a deep breath] Give me your all, Lord! !

【Cold scene】

Mou Lan: That, that... At that time, what was the other party like?

Sui Sui: [Idiot's Face] A shy face with tears in his eyes and a look of reluctance.

Chu Jiuge: [Dissatisfied] He obviously took advantage but pretended to be at a disadvantage!

Mou Lan: What was the first thing I said in the morning after that?

Xun Sui: I'll take you to wash your body, be careful not to get sick.

Chu Jiuge: [Rolls eyes] Don't ask, I didn't say a word for three days after that.

Mou Lan: How many times a week do you do it?

Xun Sui: He is not in good health, we will not do it.

A certain lan: [Disappointed face] Ideally, how many times a week do you do it?

Sui Sui: You should ask how many times a day you do it.

Chu Jiuge: Not even once...

A certain Lan: what are you like H

Chu Jiuge: When he is gentle, he will be very gentle, and when he is tyrannical, he will be very rough.

Moulan: Where do you feel the most?

Chu Jiuge: At the waist.

Sui Sui: Where do you want to be.

Mou Lan: Where does the other party feel the most?

Pleasure: He is sensitive all over his body.

Chu Jiuge: Clavicle.

Mou Lan: Use one sentence to describe the other party at the time of H.

Chu Jiuge: The rampant wild wolf.

Sui Sui: A shy and lovely fairy.

Mou Lan: Do you like or hate H?

Chu Jiuge: I actually don’t like it. Every time I finish it, I have to recuperate for a long time to recover.

Sui Sui: He doesn't like me and neither do I.

Mou Lan: What is your general body position?

Xun Sui: He is shy and always afraid to look at my face, so he is backward.

Chu Jiuge: But this will be very deep, so I will not do it in the future...

Mou Lan: When doing it, did the two of you make an agreement?

Xun Sui: He just yelled, even if he said something, he couldn't listen to it.

A certain Lan: Er, have you ever done it with someone other than the other party?

Chu Jiuge: Don't mention it...

Mou Lan: Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"if you can't get the heart, just the body is fine"?

Xun Sui: In the past, I have always imprisoned him like this.

Chu Jiuge: I am selfish, I want everything.

A certain lan: before or after H, which one feels more shy?

Sumi: He has always been shy.

Moulan: If a friend asks to have sex with you, what will you do?

Sui Sui: What kind of friend would make such a request?

A certain Lan: [embarrassed] Well, for example, Hua Yilian...

[Hua Yilian in the audience choked on the meat bun and kept beating her chest]

Xun Sui: [Unbelievable] He is my younger brother!what are you up to?

Mou Lan: Then do you think your skills are good?

Chu Jiuge: Do I need to be skilled below...

Xun Sui: He is half dead every time, is it good or bad?

Mou Lan: So wild... Then what do you want the other party to say when you do it

Sui Sui: Call her husband.

Chu Jiuge: [Numbness] Anyway, I can't hear what he said...

Mou Lan: What expression do you like to see on the other person’s face when you are H?

Sui Sui: Shy, like the first time, with tears in his eyes.

Chu Jiuge: I don't want to watch...

Mou Lan: Are you interested in things like □□?

Chu Jiuge: What is □□, it came from ancient times, it is not very clear.

Xun Sui: Don't teach my Jiu Ge badly!

A certain lan: [embarrassed] uh...do you use props during H?

Xun Sui: [Looking down at □□] Does this count?

Chu Jiuge: [turning the table] Don't ask me any more weird questions, end it quickly! !

Moulan: That, that... please say something to the other party

Sui Sui: Feng has been bathed in blood and nirvana, just when he regained his senses and realized that he had done so many heartless things to Huang.For the rest of her life, Feng didn't want to make Huang suffer any more, and hoped that she could be accompanied by Huang in her short life, understand?

A certain Lan: Wow, it was a love story when we were in Weiyang Palace, so Su~

Chu Jiuge: [Blushing] The rest of my life is short, and the years are quiet, I have been waiting for you at the same place...

Somebody: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Simply great!Next... [Suddenly being dragged away with his mouth covered] Host: Cough, because the number of words in this chapter has seriously exceeded, and because I asked too many things that shouldn't be asked, the original author Lanzi has been punished. The Yulin Army dragged away and beat them violently. For the next interview with other CPs, please pay attention to the preview of this station. Such a terrifying episode will definitely be revised next time!Thank you for your support of "Nine Ci", please look forward to the development of the next story! ! !