I'm a scumbag

Qi Junyan felt a powerful force tearing at his body, excruciatingly painful.

In order to get rid of this pain, his soul unconsciously followed the pull of this force, passed through the cold and damp cellar, the bustling streets, and the lush and secluded forest trails, and finally stopped at a pedestal between the gurgling water In front of the bamboo hut.

Under the scorching sun, his whole body was bubbling and bubbling, but the sound of the flute, which was extremely pleasant and melodious, lingered in his ears.

He stood there listening carefully, fascinated, and almost at the same time, the force pulling him suddenly increased.

In the blink of an eye, he was picked up by an inadvertent vacator, spun a few times in the air, and then was thrown heavily into the wooden house.

When the consciousness returned to the furnace again, the melodious flute sound lingering in my ears disappeared, and I heard a few crisp birdsong from time to time, and the breath was filled with a faint and pleasant sandalwood fragrance.

Qi Junyan moved his hands and found that he could move freely.

He raised his hands in surprise, and what caught his eyes was a pair of unusually white and slender hands with distinct bones and joints, frail and frightening.

He frowned slightly, this was obviously not his body.

The bamboo door was pushed open with a creak, and Qi Junyan hurriedly looked at the door.

A man wearing a moon-white brocade robe walked in with his head held high, followed by a groveling servant in a gray cloth shirt.He slightly squinted his long and narrow peach eyes, and slightly frowned his handsome sword eyebrows. Those familiar eyebrows seemed like years!

When Ye Yunjin saw Qi Junyan lying on the bed, the displeasure on her face became even worse.

Qi Junyan's eyes widened in disbelief, looking at the man in front of him who was walking slowly towards him.

It's true that he is Ye Yunjin, but he looks younger.

About seventeen or eighteen years old, Rumo's hair was simply tied in half, and a white shiny hosta was inserted obliquely in the middle, obviously it hadn't been crowned yet.

Qi Junyan was completely out of the situation, and could only watch Ye Yunjin walking towards him step by step, almost forgetting to breathe.

Ye Yunjin strode to his bedside, threw off his quilt, picked him up like a chicken, and fell heavily to the ground.

Qi Junyan's exposed arm was scalded on the outer wall of the red sandalwood smoker, and a bright red mark was branded on his arm in an instant.

"It's really weak." Ye Yunjin snorted coldly, looking at Qi Junyan's expression, she felt angry.

At this time, the groveling young man beside him said, "Master, is this young man named Gu Pansheng still staying?"

When Qi Junyan heard the word Xiaoguan, his body felt as if it had been struck by lightning, and his whole body was as crisp as burnt tenderness.

He, the majestic king of the Northern Qi Dynasty, even if he didn't have time to work hard, he still had the talent to manage the world, how could he become a male prostitute who traded his body for money now?

Ye Yunjin didn't look at the complex expression on Qi Junyan's face that was even more flashy than smashing the dye vat, he gritted his teeth and turned around and said viciously, "Keep, why not? Since Prince Rui has the guts to give it, I have the guts to keep it. Want to see what he wants to know from me."

Qi Junyan was completely dumbfounded when he heard this, he rushed forward and grabbed Ye Yunjin by the corner of his clothes, and shouted loudly, "No, you can't stay, my lord."

Qi Junyan almost knelt down to Ye Yunjin, and then cried and said to him, you can't keep me, I don't have any tendency to be abused, really.

Before I figured out what happened, I was dying!

Ye Yunjin turned around and looked at him like a fool, and said, "If I don't keep you, you will be sent back to Prince Rui, but I can't guarantee his character, and I can't guarantee whether he will do anything to you. What, the second is to send you back to the place where you came, whether you continue to sell yourself there, or sell yourself for a period of time and be redeemed by others, it has nothing to do with me."

Qi Junyan listened quietly, and seeing that Ye Yunjin had no intention of continuing, she asked, "Where is San Lai?"

Ye Yunjin shrugged and said, "There is no third way."

"Why not?" Qi Junyan frowned slightly, stood up abruptly from the ground, patted the dust on his clothes, and said, "I'll show you the third way."

After speaking, he walked quickly to the window, opened the window, and before Ye Yunjin realized what he was going to do, he proudly tossed his sleeves and said, "My lord, just leave now."

Then he jumped up and jumped out with his arms open.

But as soon as he jumped out of the window, Qi Junyan was dumbfounded. His body didn't have any internal strength, and he couldn't use light kung fu. To make matters worse, this was a duplex bamboo house, and the windows were at least two and a half times as high as Ye Yunjin from the ground.

Without even thinking about it, he knew what kind of 'chic' back he had left for Ye Yunjin just now.

Ye Yunjin flew out of the window unhurriedly, and landed on the ground steadily. Compared with Qi Junyan, his three-legged cat's dexterity and such a light figure are simply perfect and flawless. People can't fault it.

Qi Junyan fell on the ground with his head upside down, and there was no buffer in the middle, but there was a pile of extremely soft bamboo directly under the bottom of the window, so he was still alive except for his eyes being stunned and his head bleeding.

Good luck.

Ye Yunjin picked him up from behind, and said lightly, "Are you mentally retarded? Why don't you jump out of the window if you have a door?"

Qi Junyan kicked her legs wildly in the air, howling in her heart, does this young lady usually not eat?Why Ye Yunjin can lift him lightly every time, almost effortlessly.

At this moment, the servant also ran out from the back room, and said anxiously, "Master, are you okay, did you fall somewhere?"

Ye Yunjin grabbed Qi Junyan's collar by the back of his neck, glanced at the servant coldly, and said, "How can I have something to do, but this idiot, who is overthinking his own abilities, is courting death on his own."

The boy gave Qi Junyan a sympathetic look.

Qi Junyan spun around in the wind, and the blood beads on his forehead began to flow down his cheeks. He really wanted to yell at Ye Yunjin. As soon as he exited the mouth, his stomach grumbled a few times, and then a series of loud farts came out one after another.

After realizing what Qi Junyan had done, Ye Yunjin threw him on the ground in disgust, pointed at him while covering her nose, and said to the young man, "Is he really a young man? I heard that the young man only drinks clear soup and porridge every day." , why does his fart smell so bad?"

The boy also smelled it, but he didn't dare to cover his nose, he just said with restraint, "Maybe it's because he has been seriously ill these two days, and the medicine prescribed by the doctor may contain herbal medicine for clearing the intestines."

The two of them, master and servant, talked about Qi Junyan's fart as if no one else was around.

"Enough!" Qi Junyan yelled at them, "Ye Yunjin, you don't usually fart? What's so strange?"

Ye Yunjin took two steps back, the expression on his face was extremely exciting, he probably never expected that he would discuss such an indecent matter with a young lady in such an elegant place in broad daylight.

Ye Yunjin frowned, and said, "That's the end of this topic. Now I want to guess why you worked so hard in the play just now, playing hard to get? To dispel my doubts?"

"So you pretended to leave me, in order to convince me that you were also forced, and you don't want to be by my side, right? Then when I capture you back, you pretended to be innocent no matter how pitiful you were, pretending to be a bully landlord You look like a bullying little daughter-in-law, and wait for me to relax my vigilance, then wait for the right time and collect my clues everywhere. If I guess correctly, the person behind you should not only target me, but the entire Ye Chenghou Mansion right?

"Wait until the matter is revealed, and then throw the blame on Prince Rui. It's a good deal to kill two birds with one stone."

Qi Junyan was speechless by Ye Yunjin's words, and was taken aback for a while, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that his imagination is so rich!

He didn't even know that his background was so powerful!

He has this spare time to think about these things, why can't he be simpler?

For example, Prince Rui just wanted to curry favor with Ye Yunjin, or maybe Prince Rui just wanted to share him with Ye Yunjin out of the feeling that being alone is worse than being happy with others, so that everyone can have fun together...

And so on.

Ye Yunjin was so eloquent, why didn't she take the imperial examinations to become a civil servant, instead she was a martial artist wielding knives and guns all day long.

I don't understand either.

Seeing Qi Junyan's silence, Ye Yunjin thought that she had hit the mark, and she was quite proud, and then said, "Don't worry, although I guessed it right, I will not kill you. After all, you are just a pawn. I can guarantee you to keep you, as long as you promise to help me lure them out, how about it?"

Qi Junyan shook his head, thinking to himself, no, who wants to stay by your side...

Ye Yunjin only thought that he was helpless, and was suddenly exposed and didn't know what to do, so she turned her head and said to the boy, "I still have something to do, you can take him back to the mansion in a carriage later, and then give him the disused theater garden." live."

Qi Junyan immediately shouted, "I really don't know anything. It's useless for the son to keep me. I don't have any man behind me. Let me go..."

Ye Yunjin turned her head and glared at him, "Don't toast and not eat fine wine."

Qi Junyan was speechless.

It seems that I can only find a chance to slip away later...

However, why didn't he find out in his previous life that Ye Yunjin was so self-righteous, such an idiot, and so fond of pretending to be smart?

It is enough...