[Comprehensive] Group Fan Chronicle

"Kakashi, why do you always wear a mask, is it because you have a sausage mouth to hide your face?"

Obito Uchiha deserted in class, and looked at Kakashi sideways while holding his chin.

Kakashi gave this a cold glance, then turned to continue listening to the class.

"Haha, did I hit the mark? You wear a mask on a hot day, and be careful to cover your prickly heat. It will become even more ridiculous."

As if he had imagined the scene in his brain, Obito laughed out loud.

"With soil!"

"Absent from class still affects Kakashi, you go out and punish me!"

The teacher had blue veins on his head.

Obito: QAQ

In fact, the main reason why Kakashi has never left his mask since he was a child is his grandfather Hatake Kazu, the legendary ninja known as the fang of Konoha.

Graduated from a ninja school at the age of six, promoted to Jōnin at the age of nine, learned from the recognized pinnacle of the ninja world at the age of 12 [1] Uchiha Deiro, and became a teacher at the age of 16, and inherited the ninja sword that is almost as famous as Uchiha Deiro White Fang.

Kakashi has always used his grandfather as an example, and as we all know, Hatake has been wearing a black mask for a long time. It is said that no one has seen him take off the mask. Hatake Kakashi is imitating his grandfather.

"Kakashi, you're back."

Seeing his son coming back, Hatake Sakumo quickly hid a diary that looked quite old in his hand.

"I am back."

Kakashi had a straight face when he was young, and Hatake Sakumo knew that he also learned this from his father.

Hatake Sakumo stuffed the diary into the gap in the bookshelf, thinking that his son should not find this...

He had just tidied up his room and found this diary among his father's belongings.

【year, month, day

Today, I failed to snatch the bell from Mr. Di Luo, and was punished with a painted face. Today, I will continue to wear a mask to cover my face. ] Then the diary for three consecutive years has the same content.

One day after three years, the content of the diary finally changed.

【year, month, day

I grabbed the bell today and was not punished.

Take off the mask.

Walking around the street, no one recognized me, and my colleagues regarded me as an enemy who came to spy on information.

Feeling so humiliated, I ran away without explaining or identifying myself.

Put the mask back on. 】

—————Many years ago—————

"The bell, I got it."

Hatake held a bell hanging on a red string in one hand, and raised an eyebrow at Uchiha Deiro.

"This time it's your turn to be painted."

Hatake was expressionless, but in fact he was very excited. He had robbed the bell for three years, and today he finally did it.

The head of the Uchiha family had a face paralyzed, with a pair of dead fish eyes hanging, and asked his disciples to paint his face with oil paint.

"Can I borrow your mask?"

Hatake is in a good mood.

Uchiha Diro glanced at him obliquely, raised the corner of his mouth,

"When it comes to appearance, Uchiha is fearless."

It means that his face can support everything, and there is no need to cover his face at all.

Hatake One: ...

Then the Uchiha patriarch wandered to eat meatballs at the meatball shop on the busiest street in Konoha as usual.

After a few days,

Envoys from the Land of Fire visit Konoha Village.

"This...why do people here paint their faces."

The daimyo envoy was a little confused, so he covered himself with a fan and asked the waiter beside him quietly.

"Seems to be the fad around here."

"I heard that the Uchiha patriarch created this precedent two days ago. The vermilion oil paint is very handsome against the fair complexion, and others have followed suit."

The waiter replied.

The envoy suddenly realized.

Later, the second generation personally came forward to receive the envoy.

"As expected of Hokage, you are always at the forefront of fashion."

The envoy looked at the three traces of rouge on Nidaimu's face, and thought to himself that thanks to knowing some of Konoha's trends just now, otherwise, I'm afraid it will be a joke right now.

Thousand Hands Tobirama: ? ? ?

How should I answer this (black question mark.jpg)

"It's simply a combination of classical art and modern minimalist beauty. The two are perfectly blended together, taking into account the pale background and the eye pupils of the same color. Your makeup is the most perfect I have seen all the way."

The envoy exclaimed.

Thousand Hands: What? ? ?

The second generation, who is either doing research in the laboratory or working in the Naruto Building these days, knows nothing about the so-called "trend" in his village.

**

"Hahaha Luo, what's going on with your face?"

Madara looked at the oil paint on his younger brother's face and couldn't help laughing.

"...This is the latest trend in the Kingdom of Fire."

Of course, Dilo couldn't tell his brother that he was robbed of the bell by his disciples and had to paint his face for three months as punishment.

"If you don't get the bell, I'll paint your face."

The Uchiha patriarch bullies the kid every day.

"What if I get it?"

Hatake asked seriously.

"Haha, how is it possible? If you snatch it, I will not only paint my face but also keep it for three months."

The Uchiha patriarch didn't realize how big a hole he dug for himself.

"Then let me draw it for you."

Madara took the brush on the side and stained it with ink, and greeted his brother's face. In the blink of an eye, Dilo's face was painted with two red circles except under the eyes, and there were two more beards on his face.

"?!"

Dilo wants to cry but has no tears,

"That's the special ink used to approve documents..."

If it is painted on the face, ORZ will not disappear within three to five days...

"Don't move, I'll draw another eye for you..."

Banwan's hair was full of sex, and he pointed the brush at Dilo's forehead...

Di Luo snatched the brush away quickly, but a drop of ink still fell between his brows.

Then he pressed Madara to draw him a third eye.

Brothers, you are arguing with me all the time...

"It feels like going back in time."

Banana held Dilo in his arms and tightly wrapped his arms to prevent him from doing bad things again.

Dilo's body froze,

"Brother Ban, did you remember anything?"

he probed.

"...Sorry, I still can't remember anything."

Madara lowered her head like a child who made a mistake.

"But I really want to remember the past with you. I want to know everything about you. I want to remember our past and the scenes we got along with..."

Madara buried his head in Dilo's neck, and said apologetically.

Dilo secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time felt even more guilty.

"You never need to apologize to me, no matter what happens, I won't blame you."

"We are close brothers and that will never change."

Dilo comforted his brother.

**

"...what are you doing?"

As soon as Nidaimu looked up, he saw his friend's face smeared with oil paint and ink.

During this period of time, he took the time to walk around the street and found that there were eight out of ten residents in Konoha.Kudu painted his face with oil paint, and then he learned the 'truth' from Dilo's disciple Hatake Ichi that he would rather not know.

"Ah, this is the latest fashion."

The head of the Uchiha clan was expressionless.

The second generation: ...

Dead ducks have tough mouths.

"?!"

"Damn it! What are you doing... Tomorrow is the Five Kages meeting!"

"I think as Hokage, you can't be too behind the trend, so I will help you, thank you :)"

Little Yu Zhibo, a bad ruffian, can't bear to lose face by himself.

Qianshou Feijian: I don’t want to follow this trend at all, thank you.

**

"Hokage...your face..."

All the shadows looked at the face in Qianshoupanjian with some surprise, there were two lines of tears drawn in ink on it, and there was an eye drawn in ink on the forehead, how strange it looked.

"This is the popularity of the Fire Nation."

Qianshouban has no expression on his face.

His tone was almost cold enough to freeze scum, and it was a contemptuous tone of 'you scumbags don't even know this'.

Then, this kind of "pop" of painting oil paint on the face became popular in the five major countries for a while, so that after a long time, people who advocated retro makeup painted oil paint on their faces, and there were many excellent ninjas among them.

The author has something to say:

[1] The reason why Dilo was called the pinnacle of the ninja world at that time was because Senjujuma had been in poor health since the Battle of the Valley of the End and Uchiha Madara was dead in people's cognition, so the name of the pinnacle of the ninja world The number fell on Dilo.

The brain hole comes from Kakashi's mask and the oil paint on the faces of Rin and Kankuro*

In terms of appearance, Uchiha is fearless hahaha