[Comprehensive] Group Fan Chronicle

Uchiha Madara has never had a serious psychic beast. He usually doesn't seem to mind, but he actually thinks about it a lot.Every time he watched the chakra dragon summoned by Qianshou Zhujian, he was so jealous that he had to pretend to be dismissive.So this time when Senjujuma proposed to capture tailed beasts and assign them to the five ninja villages to balance the strength of ninja villages at the Konoha meeting this time as the sincerity and testimony of the alliance, Uchiha Madara only reluctantly agreed with a little restraint Tail Beast Capture Program.

The Uchiha family actually has their own family of ninja beasts, just like the Hatake family and the Ninja dog family formed a contract, and the Uchiha family also formed a contract with the Ninja cat family.However, the Uchiha family basically uses ninja cats to deliver messages. Few adult Uchihas use ninja cats as their fighting partners. , more willing to let Ninja Cat do some missions of spreading news - and, being masturbated.

Uchiha Madara upholds the fine tradition of the Uchiha clan, itching when he sees a cat.But he never licked cats in front of others, thinking that would damage his majestic image.Later, after having a younger brother, in order to maintain his majestic and reliable image as a serious elder brother, he forcibly suppressed his desire/desire to masturbate every time he saw a cat.Instead, he ruffled his brother's hair.Over time, it caused him the urge to itch when he saw his brother's fluffy soft hair.

Uchiha Madara actually considered the Toad Immortal and Snake Immortal who are quite attractive in strength as psychic beasts, but because these two were summoned, they obviously lost a lot in image to the Chakra Dragon in Senshouzhujian However, Madara Uchiha, who is eager to win, had no choice but to cross out these two plans angrily, and continue his high-cold image of "I don't need psychic beasts for being cool and crazy."

Of course, the most important thing is that the Toad Immortal and Snake Immortal are both hairless!How to masturbate without hair!

So when Senshou Zhuma proposed to capture the tailed beast, he directly reserved the strongest nine-tailed beast among the tailed beasts in his mind.

The image is decent, and the coolness can be compared to the Chaklaron in Senshouzhujian.

The most important thing is that Nine Tails has hair and is so big, it must be very cool to stroke.

When assigning tasks, Uchiha Madara picked Kyuubi directly.

He didn't listen to the rest of the meeting, his mind was completely focused on signing the Ninja Beast contract if he caught Kyuubi, and beat him until he agreed if Kyuubi didn't agree.As for what Senjujuma said in the end, Uchiha Madara didn't pay attention to the fact that the tailed beast would be sealed in the altars of the five villages after it was caught.

At the Konoha high-level meeting, Uchiha Diro turned upright. He was talking about the stars, the moon, and poetry with his little girlfriend.Although Uchiha Diro is always in the air, and he feels uncomfortable if he doesn't go to Huajie to flirt with his girls for three days, but since he has a girlfriend, he really hasn't set foot in that kind of romantic place again.This made Patriarch Hyuga, who hadn't waited for a long time for the invitation to travel with Jiyou, secretly speculated whether the third young master had kidney deficiency.

In fact, don't look at Uchiha Dero often took the patriarch Hyuga to go shopping in the flower street. In fact, the two of them just drank flower wine and teased their sisters, and they didn't do anything shameless with the women in the romantic place.

"You, you, you... why are you shopping with girls!" Hiruzen Sarutobi, a junior of the Sarutobi family's generation, widened his eyes, and pointed at San Shao Uchiha tremblingly with a finger.

Danzo Shimura, who was standing aside, stepped aside resolutely, adhering to the principle of 'I'll just watch and don't speak', quietly watching the development of the matter.

And Uchiha mirror frowned and pursed his lips tightly, looking at his elders with a disapproving look.

Uchiha Diro: Excuseme? ?

"Why can't I go shopping with my girlfriend."

The three Uchiha masters were expressionless.

"How can you hold someone else's hand after you did that to Tokaima-sensei!"

"Scumbag!"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi roared loudly, his face flushed with anger.

The originally lively street suddenly fell into silence...

"Hiroshi Sarutobi will kill you idiot!"

"This is a private matter between Tobima-sensei and Master Dilo, how can you yell that the whole street heard it!"

Uchiha mirror hurriedly covered Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth forcibly, and roared with a louder voice.

Sarutobi, whose mouth was covered and unable to speak: You idiot have a louder voice than mine, okay?

Qianshou Feijian, who was passing by this street to go home after the meeting: ...

Senju Hashirama, who was passing by this street to go home after the meeting: Damn it!

Uchiha Madara, who was passing this street home after the meeting: Fuck!

Senju Zhuma immediately turned his head and asked his younger brother with a 'fuck' face, "Tobima, what is the 'that kind of thing' Hirizhan said!"

Uchiha Madara kicked Senju Hashirama away and grabbed Senju Feijian's collar and said frantically, "What happened between you bastard and my brother!"

"Listen to me, no matter what happens between you, it is impossible! Brother, I will never allow it!"

"I, O Doudou, already have a girlfriend, you bastard, stay away from my brother!"

Thousand Hands: Blame me?

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Two weeks ago,

"Tsk tsk, it's hardest to bear the grace of a beauty~"

Uchiha Diro ridiculed that it had nothing to do with himself. At this time, they had sent the princess to the Land of Wind unharmed and were staying in the Daming Mansion as a guest.At this time, Xiao Uchiha was wearing a daily kimono, holding a folding fan, and looked no different from those noble dudes.

He had a great time playing with the maids in the Daming Mansion these days.

In contrast, Senshou Feijian's complexion was extremely stinky. The Princess of the Land of Waves was married to the Daimyo of the Land of Winds immediately after arriving in the Land of Winds. Because she was a concubine, the wedding ended hastily without any grand ceremony. .But I don't know what kind of pillow wind she blew in the daimyo's ear. The daimyo of the country of wind has already let them be "guests" in the daimyo mansion for several days on the grounds of "thanks Konoha for sending the princess here".

There is no need to worry about food and clothing, and there are maids serving delicious food and drink. Anyway, Uchiha Sanshou is not in a hurry.

He has nothing to do with himself, he looks like a playboy every day, either flirting with the little maid in the Daming Mansion, or going to the casino dressed as a playboy.Totally treating this like a vacation...

Senshou Feima originally thought that even if the princess of the wave country had some unreasonable thoughts about him, the absurd thing would be over after the mission of sending her to the land of winds was completed. I didn't expect the princess of the wave country to play this game With one hand, he was caught off guard, and there was no good way to get out.

And every time the princess 'encountered' him with an excuse, the sad look in his eyes made Qian Shou Fei feel terrified.The princess talked to him softly, but in her words she always alluded to Qian Shoufan playing with her feelings, making vows with her and then ignoring her, he was a heartless man.

Qianshou Feijian felt that he was going to run away at any time.

"Hmph, it doesn't hurt to talk while standing up." Thousand Hands was about to burst into flames, he was afraid that the princess would do something more outrageous, and on the other hand, he was afraid that the daimyo of the country of wind would notice something.

During these days, he has learned the horror of women.

"I have a way~" San Shaoban was lying on the soft couch, sipping tea and swinging a folding fan, looking unparalleled in elegance, if not for Qian Shou Fei Jian who knew him well, he might have thought he was a nobleman.

Xiao Uchiha is born with a temperament that is good at enjoying himself. If he was born in a noble family, he must be a hopeless playboy.

Qianshou Fanjian looked at his appearance of having nothing to do with himself, and thought secretly in his heart.

"What did you do long ago..." There is a way not to say it earlier!

Qianshou Feijian decided that it was the third young master, and wanted to see how anxious he was over the past few days.

"As long as the princess gives up her mind, everything will be solved."

The third young master tapped the fan on the palm of his hand with a swipe, smiling like a half-smile, and his usually wandering peach blossom eyes were slightly closed at this moment, appearing extremely narrow and long.

With the cunning look of a fox, one looks uneasy and kind.

Senshou Tomona spurned Uchiha in his heart.

"Easy to say."

Of course, he has been trying to clarify the matter to the princess overtly and secretly in the past few days, but the princess has decided that he has failed her, so it is useless.Because in Daming Mansion, there are many people with mixed eyes, and it is not easy to use too blunt and excessive words in Qianshoubeijian.

"Come closer, I'll tell you..."

The third young master smiled and looked at Qianshou's door, and waved his hand lightly at him, asking him to listen to him.

That action was like calling a puppy.

Qian Shou Feijian cursed secretly in his heart, but now he has something to ask for, so he obediently moved over...

Uchiha pressed Senshou Feijian's neck, and the two reversed up and down vigorously, Senshou Feijian was pinned down on the soft couch by Uchiha's third master...

When Uchiha Diro's cold hand touched his neck, Senju's scalp was about to explode, and he wanted to shoot Uchiha who was obviously playing tricks on him on the spot, but the little Uchiha's words successfully made him He forcibly suppressed the urge.

Uchiha said,

"Hush, the princess is outside..."

"We'll show her a show..."

Getting along these days, Senshou Feima naturally knows that Uchiha's perception is not inferior to him at all.He was so anxious that he didn't use Chakra on perception at all. Now he was a little more focused, and he naturally noticed that the princess was hiding outside the door...

When he was about to ask what kind of play he was doing, Xiao Uchiha buried his head on the side of his neck, his scalp numb under the stimulation of the warm breath, and goose bumps all over his body...

At this moment, he finally understood what Xiao U Zhibo was going to do with him.

In order to escape from the Land of Wind, Senshou Feijian forcibly resisted the urge to kick Xiao Uchiha off.

In order to escape from the land of the wind, he endured even when Uchiha tore off his shirt.

"Call twice..."

Xiao Uchiha leaned into his ear and said.

The head between the thousand-handed doors stimulated by the warm air couldn't help but hide in the distance...

He stared at Uchiha expressionlessly with his carmine red eyes.

He can't do such a shameful thing as calling/bed.

But in the next second, Qianshou took a deep breath and let out a painful cry...

Fuck, Uchiha, this insidious little bastard, actually pinched his waist!

The princess ran away crying...

Even if the Thousand Hands didn't use Chakra for perception, they could still hear the faint cry coming from outside the door, and then the owner of the cry stumbled away...

Uchiha naturally also heard the voice of the princess. He knew that his goal had been achieved, so he immediately pulled away and tidied up the messy skirt.He tidied up the folds of the kimono slowly, absent-mindedly thinking that those apprentices who were in the front door just now seemed to be outside...

Forget it, don't tell him.

Qianshou sat up and glanced at his pinched waist...

It occurred to him suddenly,

Fuck Uchiha's Sharingan illusion is so bad, why doesn't Xiao Uchiha use a kaleidoscope to perform illusions on the princess!

Damn, it's a big loss...

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