My bamboo horse is scumbag

The two framed scrolls were delayed again and again, Ye Tong asked several times, Ye Kai finally realized that he couldn't avoid this, so he had no choice but to take the initiative to call Chen Youhan to make an appointment.

Chen Youhan was woken up from a long, day and night hangover by the sound of the phone.The doctor has long reminded him not to drink excessively, he is not obsessed with drunkenness, but the reality is lacklustre.

The sun was dazzling, and Qiao Chudi forgot to close the curtains after picking up the corpse countless times.Chen Youhan groaned twice in pain, groping for the sound on the messy bed, and finally picked up before the other party ran out of patience and hung up.

"Hey."

His voice was hoarse and hoarse, and his tone was full of tiredness and unconsciousness.

"it's me."

Chen Youhan frowned, turned over, raised his arms to cover his eyes, and said impatiently, "Who is that?"

Ye Kai mobilized his patience, and then realized that the other party might have just woken up from the indulgence all night, his eyes turned cold, and he said without emotion: "Ye Kai."

Chen Youhan slowly opened his eyes, confirmed the authenticity of the phone call from the rustling sound quality of the receiver in two breaths of silence, and sat up abruptly: "It's you? No, I'm sorry, I just woke up..." Ruthlessly Wiping his face hard, his tone softened: "Is there something you want to see me for?"

"Whenever is convenient at home, I'll send you the text."

Chen Youhan finally remembered this, covered his eyes and said dizzily, "I'm at home, I'm home now." Fingers inserted into his hair: "Come here now? Okay, it's convenient,..." Before he could say "Be careful on the road" , the other party simply hung up the phone.

Chen Youhan sat down for a while holding the phone, then slowly cursed "fuck".

The house was in a terrible mess, and he himself was not much better.It would take four to ten minutes from Siyuan Road if the road conditions were good, so he took a shower as fast as he could.The palm passed across the steamy mirror, revealing a hangover-tired face with bloodshot eyes, dark circles, and stubble. Chen Youhan let out a sigh of relief, hooked his lips in a self-deprecating manner, and lowered his head to squeeze foamy shaving cream out of his palm.

Based on their current relationship, Ye Kai would not be willing to set foot in his bedroom, so all kinds of messy things were stuffed into the master bedroom, and the living room finally became clear. ... How long is left?It's 10:30 in the morning, maybe you can save him for lunch.Chen Youhan dropped Dyson, and after washing his hands, he rummaged through the ingredients in the refrigerator. ... He is stupid, how long has he not cooked at home?The mobile phone places an order at the nearest imported fresh food supermarket in the business district.Tricholoma, asparagus, salmon, wagyu, lemon, basil, thyme, butter, whipped cream...everything I can think of is added to the shopping cart, and I almost forgot the Perrier.

The vacuum cleaner is unwilling to let go of even a corner, and the sofa blanket is neatly folded.The water lily in the vase has long since died, and there are a few rotten sweet oranges scattered on the coffee table, all of which are swept into the trash can.what else?Chen Youhan scanned every corner from the entrance, the living room, the dining bar to the open island, his sleepy brain was forced to struggle, thinking about things that might have been missed.

When the doorbell rang, Chen Youhan almost trembled with nervousness, and then realized that it should be the delivery man from the supermarket.He was quiet, and with the possibility of one in a million just in case, he pushed the door open in a calm posture, and then quickly relaxed and casually.A young man in a blue uniform greeted him well, and placed two bags of fresh food at the entrance.

I bought too much.The refrigerator was barely plugged.The steak needs to be marinated in advance, and the elderberry soda sparkling drink he likes to drink can be mixed first.Chen Youhan tried hard to recall for a while before he remembered how to make the drink on a whim, and he forgot to buy sea salt and dragon fruit.

...Why hasn't Ye Kai come yet?

Is it a traffic jam?Today is the weekend, and this point is indeed the peak time for entering the city center.The map app had just been opened, and the doorbell rang again before entering the route to view it.Chen Youhan put down the phone hastily, stopped in the reflection when passing by the glass decorative wall, and then slowed down.When he held the doorknob, there was a tingling sense of tension and expectation from his wrist. He collected himself, sorted out the appropriate calmness, and opened the door.

Ye Kai was holding two slender painting tubes in his arms, and his distant and polite eyes glanced carelessly across Chen Youhan's face: "The two words have already been framed. If Grandpa says he likes it, he will write it next time."

Chen Youhan didn't answer, and turned sideways to get out of the wide passage: "Thank you for your hard work, would you like a glass of water?"

Ye Kai was slightly startled: "No," he smiled, "Lucas is waiting for me downstairs."

Chen Youhan's body froze: "You are just here to deliver the letter."

"I'm just here to deliver letters." Ye Kai repeated it affirmatively, and then noticed that the atmosphere was a bit subtle, and interrupted: "I haven't been here for so long, I didn't expect the security downstairs to remember me, I thought I needed you to go downstairs. "

The hand that was holding the doorknob hidden behind the door was suddenly clenched, and Chen Youhan felt a powerless sense of irritability rising from somewhere, and said in a low voice impatiently: "In that case, I can go by myself next time, and you don't need to travel all the way to make a special effort." send over."

Ye Kai hooked his lips coldly: "It's too serious, just drop in."

Chen Youhan stared at him calmly and dangerously, saying word by word, "I'm in trouble."

Ye Kai ran out of patience, and handed out the painting tube again: "Do you want it?"

The word was finally caught by the other party, Ye Kai let go of his hand and turned around, suddenly he was grabbed by a strong force - the door slammed shut, his back hit the wall, Ye Kai gasped in pain, and Chen Youhan pressed him tightly while the world was spinning .The sharp blade had already emerged from between the claws, he imprisoned his prey, and said in a panic and domineering way: "Don't go."

Ye Kai looked at him coldly with unfamiliar eyes, and then sneered: "What is it this time? Do you think it's more exciting to rekindle the old relationship, or is it good to turn around and find me after playing enough?"

Chen Youhan pressed his forearm tightly on his chest, his usual casual tone was tinged with helpless anxiety: "Don't say that."

"What's that?" Ye Kai really looked at him calmly, and carefully swept Chen Youhan's face with vaguely amused eyes like a executioner, "We're already over, Brother Youhan. It doesn't matter if it's on your whim , regret it, I'm really not interested."

A thick mist appeared in Chen Youhan's deep eyes, and his throat moved: "...you are really willing to let go."

Ye Kai's nasal cavity was sour, but his eyes did not change. He said coldly and calmly: "I was reluctant at first, but you forced me to let go. You are tired, bored, and you can't just love one person. The last person, what do you want me to do? I was crying outside the door like a dog, begging you, our friendship for more than ten years, have you ever softened your heart?"

Chen Youhan's eyes hurt, and his heart, which had been tortured repeatedly for two years, seemed to be tied up by a sharp fishing net at this moment. It became tighter and tighter. He was suffocated by the pain, and asked in a hoarse voice: "So you accepted your Chinese friend?" ?”

Ye Kai let go of his stiff eyes: "What?"

"I saw it." Chen Youhan stared closely at his lips, rubbing his fingertips roughly.He was crazy, possessiveness and jealousy made his eyes horribly red, "I saw you kissing him...Baby, when you made out with someone else, did you think of me even for a second?"

Ye Kai's heart was almost pierced by this question, he gritted his teeth and responded: "No, one——"

His lips and tongue were sealed hotly, his eyes widened, and he struggled violently in panic, but Chen Youhan pressed him tightly and tried his best.The tip of the tongue pushed in domineeringly, licking his sensitive palate cavity wall, and teasing and sucking the tip of his tongue.Ye Kai couldn't help it, his lips were half open, almost being asked for anything.He closed his eyes obediently, woke up again in a throbbing palpitation, and finally bit the tip of his tongue ruthlessly.

The smell of blood permeated his mouth, Chen Youhan's muscles were tense after being bitten by him, and restless cold sweat broke out on his back - but he still didn't let him go, stubbornly sucking Ye Kai's with his lips, over and over again.

Ye Kai closed his eyes in despair, his arms, shoulders, and upper body were trembling with his hands against the wall.

His body was filled with the breath of his old lover, and his lips were finally swollen red from being sucked.

There was a dead silence in the room, only sunlight permeated everything from the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Chen Youhan held his face in both hands, pressed his foreheads against each other, and smiled resignedly: "...I'm sorry, I messed up again."

This time Ye Kai easily pushed him away, the back of his hand brushed his lips hard, his eyes were very red.

He obviously didn't want to do this, and he promised in his heart that as long as Ye Kai had a good life, he could not ask, disturb or be lucky, and be a complete stranger.He thought he could do it, and he could watch him join hands with others to be happy. ...In the end, he just wove a huge and beautiful lie for himself.Just watching him kissing others is like that, Chen Youhan, how are you going to watch him walk into the church calmly?

The black pupils shrank suddenly in pain, and Chen Youhan's lips moved: "Have you accepted him? Tell me, tell me seriously."

Ye Kai closed his eyes: "We have been together for a long time. Can't you see? My snowboard was given by him. Grandma also likes him very much. Everyone likes him very much. He is different from you... We There are too many common topics. Unlike you, I have to think about what to talk to you every day. Besides work, I have long been bored... Did you know that Lucas and I can skate together, If there is an avalanche, even death is together—"

"Shut up!" Chen Youhan growled in a low voice, his heart palpitations almost changed in fear, and he calmed down after panting, "Don't curse yourself like that."

Ye Kai pursed his lips, and said palely and calmly: "What else do you want to know? I can tell you everything."

Chen Youhan could barely stand, looked at Ye Kai with tired eyes pleadingly, begging him to deny: "So you take him home?"

Ye Kai was taken aback for a moment, and the corners of his mouth really curled up: "Yes, I'll take him home." With a bleak smile, "I can be brave, but you don't need it."

He didn't remember how he got down the stairs, and how he was pulled into Lucas' arms.The appearance of red and swollen lips can't deceive anyone, Lucas knew in his heart: "So it's really him." Ye Kai's eyes moved.

"When I saw you meet that day, I felt something was wrong. Leslie, it turned out that he was the one you couldn't forget. I completely understand. But you are in such pain, there is no need to prove it wrong again, understand?"

Ye Kai repeated this sentence twice in his heart, and nodded slightly: "I am not in pain, I have let go."

The lights flashed and unlocked, Lucas hugged him and smiled, "Okay, you're not in pain, but it's not suitable for you to drive anymore. I'll come."

The two exchanged seats, Lucas took the initiative to lean over to help him fasten his seat belt, and said in a low voice, "I'll ask you to open it later, okay?"

Ye Kai's almost dazed eyes were finally touched by the palpitations, and he looked at him puzzled.

"You don't know how regretful I was when I said Leslie last time," Lucas smiled, and raised his hand to gently touch Ye Kai's lips, "The next time I kiss you again, I won't wake you up...for example Now."

Ye Kai could feel his breath close at hand, the woody and cool perfume smell, completely opposite to Chen Youhan's.At the last second, he turned his head too far, "Sorry, I'm not ready yet."

Lucas didn't feel embarrassed, smiled and said: "Xiao Kai, actually I don't mind, you can use me as a substitute. One day all the traces of habits in your life will become mine."

Ye Kai didn't want to argue with him.He could sense Lucas' patience running out.After working hard for more than a year and only getting a kiss in the end, it really does not conform to the concept of time management of Wall Street people.

Lucas patted the back of his warm hand: "Actually, I also have a Chinese name. My grandpa got it. He is from Fujian."

Ye Kai was not really interested, and asked out of politeness, "What's your name?"

Lucas looked at him and spit out two words: "Ruan Tang."

"So... candy?"

Lucas laughed and started the car: "It's not the two words you thought. Ruan for Ruan Qin, Tang for Haitang."

Ye Kai finally laughed too: "Then you shouldn't be called Lucas, you should be called Candy."

Lucas flirted just right: "You can call me sweetheart if you want." Before Ye Kai could answer, he moved away freely and said, "Just to make you smile."

He officially joined the report the day after tomorrow.As the youngest CEO in the history of SA, I don't know how many pairs of eyes are staring at him from the headquarters to the Greater China region.He was in a hurry, especially when he knew that his competitor was Chen Youhan.If he doesn't take Ye Kai down as soon as possible, he is afraid that nights will be long and dreams will be many.

Ye Kai also has his own things to do during the summer vacation.After seeing off Lucas, he immediately bought a ticket to Yunnan in a week.A senior graduated last year and was sent there as a college student village official.Qu Jia wanted to use the name of Ning Tong as a charity education fund for mountain villages, so Ye Kai wanted to make in-depth field investigations with the help of his seniors, and then personally design related public welfare projects.

Villages in hidden plateaus and high mountains are almost isolated from the outside world.Ye Kai first landed in Lijiang, then took a six-hour bus on the Panshan Highway, followed by a three-hour Wuling Hongguang, and finally took another half an hour on a three-wheeled motorcycle illegally carrying passengers to reach his destination.This is a multi-ethnic mountain village with more than 200 households. His senior Jiang Yan was waiting for him at the entrance of the village.Ye Kai only carried a hiking bag, and it just rained in the morning, and the mountain road was still muddy, and every step was covered with mud.Jiang Yan asked in the first sentence: "Did you bring the jacket and down liner?"

Ye Kai patted the backpack and said out of breath, "It's inside."

Only then did Jiang Yan feel relieved: "Fortunately, otherwise you would be frozen after sunset."

He walked slowly side by side with Ye Kai. Although he was used to it for more than a year, he couldn't help panting when he spoke: "The altitude here is 200, and more than [-] households are distributed on the valleys and mountainsides between [-] and [-]--I really can't figure it out. Why do you come here, for things like education funds, it’s fine for a young master like you to control the macro top-level design, why come here and suffer.”

Ye Kai laughed twice and then began to pant: "Comrade Xiao Jiang, you put aside your job in Central, Hong Kong with an annual salary of 300 million, and came to be a village official to help the poor. Why did you do it?"

Jiang Yan coughed and couldn't help laughing.

Looking back, the distant mountains are hazy in the drizzle, and the lingering haze is misty over the valleys and rivers.The alpine meadow crawling along the mountain is full of small yellow flowers, and some yaks and black horses lie among them.The air is moist and there is a subtle, lingering smell of animal droppings.

Jiang Yan led him on the Yangchang Mountain Road, which can only be passed by one person. The house of the village committee is not far from the village.

Ye Kai noticed that there were a lot of cement and red bricks piled up at the entrance of the village, and said with a smile: "Sure, Xiao Jiang, I will lead the villagers to live in bungalows."

Jiang Yan took a look: "No, there is a local tyrant who donated to the primary school."

Ye Kai walked through the suspended concrete mixer, and heard Jiang Yan continue to say: "Others donate one by one, and he takes the list of impoverished counties and advances province by province."

It sounds like a simple and rude super nouveau riche.The village where Jiang Yan lives is fine and has basically been lifted out of poverty.Ye Kai bent his lips upwards and asked, "What if there is no way?"

"It's true that there is no road to enter the car, but there is our national village road road plan behind it, and there are fewer and fewer places without roads."

Ye Kai laughed and said, "Is the primary school in our village finished?"

Jiang Yan stopped, patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "You are too good at doing as the Romans do!" Then he pointed to a red brick building in the distance that was half repaired: "It will take three months there, and the workers are all from the village. pastoral farmers."

The evening mist wets the leafy shirt.What Jiang Yan said was right, the temperature dropped rapidly as soon as the sun set, and he couldn't bear it with only one suit.Jiang Yan had a dormitory, and he arranged Ye Kai in a Tibetan family with the best conditions in the village.The Tibetan stone house is warm in winter and cool in summer. The only downside is that the first floor is the dormitory for animals. Ye Kai had to fall asleep at night with a strong animal body odor and a snort.

The square bedroom is dimly lit, the sheets are newly changed and smell like washing powder.The rough solid wood bed and table were waxed and varnished and polished.Ye opened his backpack, put on a thin down jacket first, and then slowly packed his luggage.

The owner of the house is a dull Tibetan man with a red and black complexion, a long and narrow face, and a pair of bright black eyes.He went upstairs with a tray containing a chiseled silver jug ​​and two ceramic bowls, one of which was piled high with salt-baked alpine baby potatoes.

"Sweet tea, drink it to warm it up." He smiled shyly.

Ye Kai nodded his thanks: "Tashi Dele."

"Tashi Dele." The owner of the house rubbed his hands.He had a row of white teeth and big dimples when he smiled, and introduced himself in blunt Chinese with an accent, "My name is Tashi."

Ye Kai also smiled: "Ye Kai."

Sweet tea is a bit like milk tea, hot and delicious, he drank a bowl in one gulp, seeing that Tashi was still standing, he thought he was waiting to take the tray away, so he immediately put down the bowl and said, "I'm done."

Tashi waved his hand: "No, no, you drink, you drink, it's all for you."

But he obviously had something to say, so Ye Kai waited quietly, with gentle eyes, without any pressure.

"That's right, the room next to it is empty," pointing to the dark room, "Another distinguished guest will move in in two days." After speaking, Tashi looked at Ye Kai nervously. , waiting for his reply.

Ye Kai nodded: "Okay, no problem."

"He is also a young man." Tashi gestured: "So tall, very young, only a little older than you."

Ye Kaixin thought, maybe it is a college student who supports teaching in the summer, or some cadre who came down from above to help the poor.He didn't care, Tashi went downstairs after saying goodbye.The stairs split directly from the trunk of the tree are indestructible. Although it is narrow, there is no creaking sound.They lived on the fourth floor, Tashi lived on the third floor, the living room and living room were on the second floor, and four yaks and a dozen horses lived on the first floor.

Ye Kai and Jiang Yan simply had a side stove at night, and they didn't feel full. This bowl of salt-baked potatoes was life-saving.Qu Jia called him after a while, knowing that he ate potatoes so deliciously that tears were about to fall, Ye Kai was so scared that he almost choked, and while slapping his chest fiercely, he swore, "It's really not that poor here!" Electric lights, TVs, flush toilets are all available, Tashi also has a cool motorcycle!

Using the video to show Qu Jia around, Qu Jia felt a little more at ease amidst the modern home appliances full of screens.Ye Kai opened the window and took a breath of cold air: "Mom, look, the snow-capped mountains are reflecting in the moonlight."

The cell phone photo showed a dark scene, Ye Kai had no choice but to give up.Qu Jia inexplicably felt his nose sore: "Baby, you are fine."

Ye Kai held his chin and said "um", "It's okay."

Everything was silent, only unknown insects laying in the grass with long and short sounds, calling one after another.

The next day Jiang Yan took him around the mountain village.On the construction site of the half-built elementary school, several workers squatted on the wall laying bricks.

"It seems that the local tyrants are coming over these two days."

Ye Kai raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Isn't it?"

Jiang Yan laughed: "I don't think you can."

It seems that he is not only a kind-hearted local tyrant, but also a dedicated local tyrant.

Ye Kai grabbed a leaf and said, "I just wanted to ask him some questions."

He was exhausted on the first day, and he felt the glory of Jiang Yan ruining a pair of Asics in a month and occupying the cover of Moments every day.After sunset, his step count exceeded [-], and he successfully climbed to the top, which was praised wildly by everyone.Qu Jia sent more than a dozen WeChat messages in a row, asking him if his feet had blisters, asking if he had enough shoes, and wanting to arrange an aunt for him on a whim.After eating, he simply called Qu Jia back.The yak mooed, and Qu Jia asked, "Do you live with animals?"

Ye Kai laughed and had to explain that this is the custom of Tibetans.

Turning a flight of stairs, the whole house was silent. Under the dim electric lights, an oil painting of a Tibetan Dolma girl hung on the wall painted with bright yellow powder.

Qu Jia: "Is it dangerous for you to live alone?"

"No, there are neighbors coming these two days."

"Neighbor?"

"College students who support education." Ye Kai didn't bother to explain, and casually made up a statement that would most reassure Qu Jia.

"Are you used to eating Tibetan food? I heard they all eat tsampa? Baby, why don't you come back soon—"

"Yak hot pot for dinner tonight."

Qu Jia shut up.

Ye Kai turned up another narrow flight of stairs, and the voices of Tashi and his wife talking in Tibetan were faintly heard inside.

Qu Jia finally couldn't find anyone to give advice, so he concluded his statement in a long-winded manner: "In short, you should take good care of yourself, work and rest on time, wear warm clothes, and remember to supplement glucose and rhodiola at any time. Pulmonary edema is not a joke. of……"

Ye Kai gave a perfunctory "hmm" again and again, sweating slightly with his hands in the pockets of his down jacket.

A room on the fourth floor was lit.

He thought he forgot to turn off the light when he went out—or Tashi thought he was afraid of the dark, so he carefully turned on the light for him in advance.

But then he realized he was wrong, the light was on in another bedroom.He lifted his spirits, walked the last three steps amidst Qu Jia's nagging, and hung up the phone smoothly.Considering whether to say hello directly or wait until later, the wooden door creaked, and a tall figure bathed in the light turned out from inside.A black turtleneck slim-fit sweater, wide shoulders and narrow waist, revealing faint chest muscles, holding a hanger in his hand, as if he was sorting clothes.

With a bang, the phone fell to the ground.

Ye Kai couldn't hold his breath, his heart was beating wildly, he stared fixedly at Chen Youhan for a long while before asking: "...Why is it you?"