My bamboo horse is scumbag

Matthew Bourne's version of "Swan Lake" is world-renowned. This tour to Ningcheng was indeed a sensation. But it was only 06:30, and the traffic roads around the Grand Theater were already blocked. Those who didn't know thought it was Which emperor superstar held a concert.

Chen Youhan was stuck at an intersection less than one kilometer away from the parking lot of the Grand Theater. Twenty or ten minutes had passed. He lowered the car window to light a cigarette, and said with a smile, "This seems to be the first time you've asked me out."

Ye Kai was watching the graphic introduction of this drama on the official website of the Grand Theater, and he felt a bit guilty when he heard the words, trying to downplay the level of this date: "My sister gave me the ticket, just by the way."

But he has dressed up.It’s not easy to be too casual when reading a ballet script. He wears a silky white shirt with cuffs rolled up to the elbows, an avocado green square scarf tied behind his neck, baggy trousers and black canvas shoes, very Japanese casual business wind.Chen Youhan helped him choose a Breguet with a brown leather strap, which was his own watch. After wearing it, Ye Kai liked it very much. He raised his hand in the cloakroom and asked, "Can you give it to me?"

He opened his mouth to ask, how could Chen Youhan say it badly?But he didn't want to give him the one he used, so he put his arms around someone and coaxed: "I'll buy you a new one? There is a commemorative model this year, which is more expensive than this one."

"I want this." Ye Kai insisted.

"This is used."

Ye Kai held his wrist and lowered his eyes: "You don't understand, just use it."

It gets dark late in summer. Although the sun has set, the sky is still bright. The sunset glow spreads across the sky, and the fire cloud is nearby.Chen Youhan saw him meditating with his hands on his chin, the man and the watch on his wrist really matched, beautiful and expensive.He suddenly felt a little bit reluctant, not because of his appearance, but because of his reluctance.Stretching out his hand to hold his wrist, he said without beginning or end: "I'm going to go abroad next year, I won't be tricked by others and never come back after I run away."

"Are you afraid?"

"I'm afraid to die." Chen Youhan said lazily, "Studying abroad is hard and lonely, when the time comes, no one will take care of you, just drink a drink and you will be picked up and cooked with uncooked rice."

Ye Kai put down his phone and held his arm with his backhand.Stronger than him, you can see the veins, very sexy.He had a half-smile: "Cook raw rice into cooked rice? Can I get pregnant or be marked?"

The traffic finally moved forward slowly, Chen Youhan dusted off the cigarette ash: "If you can conceive, you should be pregnant by now."

The words coming out of his mouth are inexplicably intriguing, as if there is a picture of the spring scenery of them singing and dancing every night in the words.Ye Kai's face was a little hot, he threw away his arm, and retorted in a low voice: "I have hallucinations due to kidney deficiency."

"Kidney deficiency?" Chen Youhan looked back at him with a cigarette in his hand, smiling in disbelief, "Are you courting death?"

Ye Kai had nothing to say, Chen Youhan waved at him with a cigarette in his mouth.When the person approached, he listened to it, and said arrogantly and contemptuously: "After watching the performance, go home and make a human, huh?"

The short distance of a few hundred meters made people upset, Ye Kai stopped talking to him, and put on iPods to keep people away thousands of miles away.But that kind of refusal was clearly a refusal to greet, coldly but hotly beckoning, if the conditions did not allow it, Chen Youhan really wanted to kill him in the car.

It was almost seven o'clock and finally entered the underground garage.After looking for a parking space, they went around several times. When the car was parked, both of them were dizzy. They followed the signs and finally found the elevator. The audience had already started checking tickets and entering the arena.The performance was held in the largest theater, with resplendent crystal lamps, red velvet upholstered seats, gold-plated handrails, and a total of [-] seats on the upper and lower floors.They are in the VIP area, the first row directly opposite the stage, and have an excellent view.After finding a seat and sitting down without taking a few breaths, the final opening announcement came from the radio.

With the lights dimmed and the curtain drawn, a group of bare-chested and bare-footed cobs danced proudly on the bright lake under the moonlight. The fragile and slender human prince took pity on himself, and met the vigorous and beautiful head goose here.

The distance between the stage and the seats is so close that Ye Kai can almost clearly see the tight body lines, sharp eyes and even the sweat of the male actors.The head goose is mysterious, wild, and proud, and he is indifferent to the prince. The prince chases him, as if he is chasing a beautiful and sick dream.During the intermission, Chen Youhan walked out with Ye Kai with one hand in his pocket, thinking that he had watched a fake "Swan Lake", and jokingly asked: "I understand correctly, the prince and the swan are a couple?"

Ye Kaixin gave an absent "um" and unconsciously took Chen Youhan's hand.

Matthew Bourne's version of Swan Lake is full of men, known as the male version of Swan Lake. The erotic entanglement between the prince, the white swan, and the black swan is shocking.

Surrounded by people, Ye Kai and Chen Youhan walked side by side. Both of them were tall and long-legged, one was beautiful and cold, the other was handsome and suave. Live to look back at them.Chen Youhan was held by him in the crowd, his heart stopped for a moment, he turned his head and asked: "What's wrong?" But he didn't let go, instead he held it tighter.

Ye Kai shook his head: "Are you going to smoke? Bring me a bottle of water."

The two separated at the end of the corridor, one went to the smoking area and the other to the bathroom.When he returned to his seat, Chen Youhan was already there, and he handed him a bottle of iced still soda water.After Ye Kai washed his face, his forehead was a little wet, and Chen Youhan smoothed it out for him.The light dimmed again, and at the moment of chaotic light and shadow, Ye Kai impulsively held the water bottle and leaned over to kiss the corner of his mouth impulsively.Chen Youhan was stunned, raised his hand to touch the place where he had kissed, and then smiled.

Here comes the black swan.Dressed in black, he casually lowered his head and lit a cigarette.He flirted with everyone, but never took his eyes off the prince. He was frivolous, presumptuous, and straightforward. Under the eyes of everyone, he almost seemed to violate him with his eyes.The two faced each other, one obsessively chasing, the other trying to imprison him, the air was filled with hormones.The applause almost never stopped, and Ye Kai applauded along with everyone, but his heart was blocked.In addition to the sexual tension that seems to be tempted and escaped, there is clearly despair in it.

He didn't show his delicate emotions at all, but Chen Youhan suddenly took his hand and interlocked his fingers.Ye Kai turned his face sideways and saw Chen Youhan's side face was outlined by the stage light, his eyes were very focused.Sensing Ye Kai's gaze, he turned his head slightly and hooked the corner of his lips to him, and said a word in the magnificent music.

He couldn't hear clearly, but Ye Kai knew it was "I love you."

The two finished the performance holding hands.Tragedy fell, the prince died, the swan fell, and a beam of gorgeous light enveloped them, as if walking towards tranquility in death.

A dark fairy tale full of pain.

The brilliant crystal chandelier was lit, and everyone stood up, giving the most enthusiastic screams and applause to the main creative team.Ye Kai raised his hand to wipe his face, his expression was cold, but his fingers were wet.Chen Youhan hugged him by the shoulders, hugged him into his arms, and coaxed him with a half smile: "Whose family's little prince is this, huh? The lacrimal gland is broken, isn't it?"

Ye Kai thought, I just suffered from empathy.

The audience left on two sides.With teary cheeks tensed, the two separated in the audio-visual area, one went to the bathroom to wash his face, and the other looked at the exhibition area bored.Ye Kai was in a bad mood. After washing his face, he leaned on the sink and stood still for a while. When he raised his eyes again, he saw his pale self in the mirror. His eyes were a little red, and he looked fragile.He pulled out two towels to dry his hands and walked out the door.

The men's and women's restrooms face each other on the left and right, sharing a long corridor rest area.There were many people sitting on the bench, he walked against the crowd and stopped abruptly.

At the corner of the long corridor, the wall was covered with red velvet, and a beam of spotlights shone obliquely. Ye Jin stood leaning against the wall with arms folded. ·

"Does it look good?" Ye Jin smiled, seemingly not noticing Ye Kai's completely stiff body.

His hands and feet seemed to be frozen, he seemed to be submerged in the dark sea water, the cold suffocation subsided, Ye Kai's eyes turned black, the light from the lights disappeared, and there were only black double images in his eyes .

Ye Jin walked towards him, and the high heels hit his heart like a nail.

"What's wrong?" Ye Jin held his arm.

The theater was cold, and the hands of both of them were very cold. Ye Kai shivered, his eyes turned stiff all the time, he raised his eyes, and met Ye Jin's heavily made-up face: "Sister."

Fear and panic instantly took away his original tone.With two simple words, he was dry and hoarse, embellished with a pretentious calmness that was instantly broken.

"What look?" Ye Jin smiled and pinched his arm: "Did I scare you?"

Ye Kai finally found the courage to observe her face carefully, not wanting to let go of any of it.Ye Jin looked calm, not very enthusiastic, but not cold, just like a sister.Maybe it was because the panic in Ye Kai's eyes was too deep, Ye Jin shook his shoulder: "I'm lost, where is your companion?"

"In the lobby." Ye Kai replied mechanically.

"Which male classmate?" Ye Jin brushed his hair, saw his deliberately matching beautiful silk scarf, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was a little stiff.Looking down, he stayed on the watch: "You bought a new watch?"

Ye Kai raised his wrist, followed her words and replied woodenly: "It's Chen Youhan's."

Ye Jin smiled, took his hand and said to himself: "Originally, I was going to have dinner with the main creative team, but it seems that something is wrong with you, why, it's because the acting is too good to let you into the play gone?"

After she finished speaking, she felt Ye Kai's fingers shrinking in her hand.

The two followed the crowd to the hall.The audience had already dispersed, and Chen Youhan was on the phone.Ye Jin saw him right away, and said not very surprised: "Chen Youhan is here too? What a coincidence."

"I asked him out." Ye Kai replied indifferently, unable to express any extra emotions.

Chen Youhan hung up the phone, half turned around, and saw Ye Jin holding Ye Kai's hand.His eyes were only frozen for a thousandth of a second, and he greeted with the usual expression: "What a coincidence? Thank you for your ticket. The performance was good."

Ye Jin tilted her head playfully: "If I had known it was for you to see, I wouldn't have given away such a good ticket. It's a waste, isn't it?"

"Who are you going to bury?" Chen Youhan flirted with her lazily, "Are you alone?" Ye Jin glanced, "Do me a favor." Before both of them could react, she suddenly let go of Ye Kai's grip. He wrapped his arms around Chen Youhan's waist in the crowded hall, tiptoed and kissed him on the cheek.As if struck by lightning, Chen Youhan immediately wanted to push her away, but Ye Jin grabbed his shoulder very hard and whispered in his ear: "Acting a play, why are you nervous?"

Before Chen Youhan could respond again, she hugged him even tighter, smiled sweetly, and seemed to be about to kiss him in public soon——

"Ye Jin!"

Ye Jin paused, half turned to look at Ye Kai.His tone was fierce, and there was a mixture of tension, shock and anger in his eyes.Chen Youhan pushed away without hesitation, probably because he was afraid that she would get sprained, so he protected her waist with a gentlemanly hand.

Ye Jin stroked her hair and found that Chen Youhan's eyes were very cold.She smiled: "Why are you nervous? I just saw my ex-boyfriend who has been pestering me all this time, just for your use." Then she turned to Ye Kai and complained reproachfully: "It's not big or small, what do you call me?"

Ye Kai's face was pale and his body was cold, the anger of being teased receded like a tide, he was exhausted: "You guys play, I'll go first."

Chen Youhan chased after him, and the moment Ye Jin passed by, he whistled: "The perfume is good."

The way back was also blocked for more than half an hour as usual.The traffic police commanded from the side, the warning lights flashed red and blue, and the brake lights formed a blinding red in front of my eyes.The car was very quiet, the Lamborghini was robbed by someone, and the moment he slammed on the brakes, he slapped the steering wheel hard.The horn sounded harshly, Chen Youhan bit his cigarette and cursed: "Fuck!"

The car drove on the expressway around the city, passed the toll booth, entered the city center smoothly, and finally stopped at the underground parking lot of Fanning Kongshu.The whole journey was quiet, no one spoke, and the radio was not turned on. Ye Kai took his ipods and turned on the noise reduction all the time.When the car stopped, he unbuckled his seat belt, took off his earphones, collapsed and desperately grabbed Chen Youhan's tie, and kissed him frantically.

Chen Youhan was caught off guard, his lips were pierced by Ye Kai, and the smell of blood permeated between their lips and tongues.Ye Kai kissed him fiercely, licked his lips and palate, sucked the tip of his tongue, obsessively climbed over the center console, knelt on the driver's seat, and knelt in Chen Youhan's arms.

Chen Youhan pinched his waist, not competing with him, and let him kiss and tease him.The ferocious and urgent breath gradually stabilized, Ye Kai was finally willing to let go of his lips, pecked lightly, his eyes gradually focused: "Brother Youhan." He called him softly, the four words were very sweet since childhood, but at this moment Bitter.

Chen Youhan held his face in his hands, stroked his hair continuously, exposing his beautiful facial features and smooth face, kissed him, and coaxed in a low voice with a half smile: "What's wrong? It's so uncomfortable? It was an accident, I don't remember." OK?"

"Didn't you come back to create humans?" Ye Kai circled his neck, his eyes were a little red, and said regardless: "Now."

"Now? Here?"

The owner of Fanning Kongshu has a separate parking space, but in any case, at 09:30 on Saturday night, this is the peak time for entering and leaving.

Ye Kai nodded: "Here, now, give it to me."

Chen Youhan followed his back reassuringly: "No, can't we do it well after we go home? Soon, there will be nothing here—"

Ye Kai refused to listen, and kissed him again, without any method or skill, just possessing him with love.

"It's right here, are you afraid?" He was already on the verge of collapse, his eyes were focused and then out of focus, and he said blankly, "Brother Youhan, I love you."

"What's wrong with you? What's going on?" Chen Youhan finally sensed that something was wrong with him, and clamped his chin, forcing his eyes to look at her: "Look at me, Xiao Kai, I—"

Ye Kai kissed him again, this time someone's lips were broken, and the smell of blood permeated the mouth even more heavily.He no longer listened to Chen Youhan's rational refusal, he pulled out his shirt regardless, and untied his belt: "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Chen Youhan, didn't you mean to create a human? Didn't you mean to fuck me?" He collapsed Growl: "Fuck it!"