My bamboo horse is scumbag

People who are in love are the most boring, and they can be excited about anything big.With a pile of homework left unwritten, Ye Kai pestered Chen Youhan to watch movies in the audio-visual room.Watching "Notting Hill", a down-and-out middle-aged bookstore owner meets a popular Hollywood actress, and a fairy-tale love is born.Both Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts are dreamily beautiful. Even though I don’t know how many times I have revisited it, when seeing the hero pretending to be a reporter to interview, Ye Kai still laughed and shook his shoulders, knocking over a large bucket of popcorn, Being held in Chen Youhan's arms like a punishment.

The light in the audio-visual room is ambiguous and dim, the dark red sound-proof soft bag, the sofa that is so big and soft that you can almost sink into it, Ye Kai sat on his lap and was gradually suffocated by the kiss, and was completely defeated in the teasing of his lips and tongue.

After watching the movie, Chen Youhan personally sent the man back to Ye's house, and happened to follow Ye Tong's car one after the other, and was caught staying for dinner.

Qu Jia asked very annoyed: "What are you doing, playing nights out when you are just an adult? You still turn off the phone!"

Ye Kaixin said weakly: "The phone is out of battery..."

Chen Youhan smiled leisurely, and blocked the gun for him: "Take him to drink, and sleep with me all night after drinking too much."

As soon as Qu Jia heard that he was going to explode, Ye Zheng immediately came out to smooth things over: "Xiao Kai has grown up, and slowly needs to drink. You Han, he must have caused you a lot of trouble last night."

Chen Youhan glanced at Ye Kai, with a meaningful smile on his lips, and said frivolously, "No trouble."

Ye Kai couldn't take it anymore, he said "I'm going to pack my schoolbag", and hurried to the indoor elevator.When closing the door, Chen Youhan stopped him. He squeezed in and pressed "3" for him.The elevator was made of pure glass, Chen Youhan blocked his view, turned his back to Ye Zheng and Qu Jia downstairs, and raised a finger across his cheek.Ye Kai's eyes widened, his back tensed from tension, and he lowered his voice, "Are you crazy?!"

On the third floor, there was no one there. The sun at three or four o'clock in spring just rolled through the curtains and shone on the clear brown solid wood floor.The glass brick sliding door of the living room was pulled shut in a pretentious manner, the sliding rails made a cautious sound, Ye Kai was pressed against the corner of the wall, and the blurred water pattern glass reflected the silhouettes of the two, one with his back against the wall, and one hand resting on his ear , with one hand in his pocket, leaning over slightly.

"afraid?"

Ye Kai pulled his tie, kissed him briefly, and said rationally: "I'm not afraid, but I don't want to take the initiative to seek death."

It made sense, Chen Youhan couldn't help laughing, and nodded affectionately on his forehead: "Little liar."

The two had just separated when Aunt Jia's voice appeared: "Xiao Kai? I made tea for you and Youhan."

Chen Youhan opened the door with a normal expression, and said with a smile, "Aunt Jia looks really good, I haven't seen you for so long, I thought you were ten years younger."

"Oh, you!" The English afternoon tea was placed on the black walnut table, and Aunt Jia's cheeks were flushed with powder: "The mouth is so sweet, no wonder the little girl will go crazy when she sees you!"

Chen Youhan followed her and turned out of the living room, looking back at Ye Kai with a half-smile: "It's more than that."

Ye Kai shaped his lips, clearly saying three words: "Shameless."

Go downstairs to sit and chat with Ye Tong.In the great earthquake in Ning City last summer, the leadership team was completely changed inside and out. Half a year later, the old people are still talking about it.Ye Tong tentatively asked: "I heard that your Chen family had a quarrel with him in the Li district. How is it? I think it's pretty peaceful during this period of time?"

Chen Youhan was noncommittal: "The position is already there, what happened so many years ago, there's no need to worry about it. It's a loss, are you right?"

Ye Tong nodded: "For the district, the Loucun project is the core of the core, with new landmarks, new ports, international benchmarks, and the entrances and exits of the three city ring expressways. The vision is bold."

Chen Youhan smiled, and peeled off a piece of orange: "You are too much, and everything I have is the resolution of the board of directors."

Ye Tong admired him so much that he didn't even look at him as a grandchild of Ye Jin's age.He patted Chen Youhan on the shoulder: "If you have any questions, feel free to come to me."

A banker told a real estate developer to come to him with a problem, and Chen Youhan smiled meaningfully in his heart.It seems that the aquarium's approval of the card for half a year has caused some waves in the circle.

The Ye family is a very traditional wealthy family. When there are guests, they eat in a special small banquet hall. The meals are divided, and the soup and water are very delicate.Chen Youhan couldn't remember the last time he sat down to eat home-cooked food seriously.After taking a sip of the soup, he subconsciously thought, only such delicate cooking can raise a person like Ye Kai.After sighing, I feel insane again.

Talking about Ye Kai's studies during the meeting, Ye Tong just proposed: "Can we start preparing the paperwork too? Do some practice during the summer vacation."

Ye Kai is destined to take the college entrance examination, and must pass it well, but at the same time, foreign schools also have to apply, and paperwork, activities, competitions, TOEFL, and SAT are all progressing according to the process.Ye Kai responded, not daring to look at Chen Youhan, and said softly, "Can you not go abroad?"

"No." Qu Jia grew up under the background of Western education, and it's not that she is superstitious about foreign countries. But in her eyes, the burden of Ye Kailai's burden in the future is that Western academic background and teaching depth are not enough. More suitable.

Ye Kai stiffened for a moment: "Then it will be a loss if you don't study in Qingbei."

Qu Jia's eyebrows were almost erected, and Ye Zheng came out to smooth things over again: "It turns out that the baby has the confidence to take the Tsinghua University exam, that's good. If you pass the exam, Dad won't be willing to let you go abroad."

Ye Tong responded noncommittally, and asked the only outsider present: "Youhan, what do you think?"

Chen Youhan looked at Ye Kai, and Ye Kai looked up at him at this time, his eyes were confused.Chen Youhan acted as though it had nothing to do with him, and said with a pertinent and polite smile: "It's good to go abroad. If there is a chance, of course I will go."

"Yeah." Ye Tong nodded, "Internship during the summer vacation, I planned to let Xiao Kai follow me to see more, but this kid doesn't seem to be very interested in his own things," everyone laughed after he finished speaking, Ye Tong followed suit and asked, "Is it convenient for you?"

Chen Youhan didn't agree or refuse, and said euphemistically: "It's only March now, and it's still early for summer vacation. If Xiaokai is willing in June..."

Ye Kai clutched the handkerchief and looked at him expressionlessly.He exchanged a glance with Chen Youhan, turned his gaze away, and said calmly, "I'm done eating."

"So fast?" Qu Jia glanced at his clean dishes, "Do you have a bad appetite?"

Ye Kai nodded indiscriminately: "Maybe I was too tired yesterday. Mom, I went back to school for evening self-study." After finishing speaking, he leaned down to kiss Qu Jia, and said goodbye to Ye Zheng and Ye Tong.Ye Jin wasn't there, so he finally looked at Chen Youhan and said politely, "Brother Youhan, take your time, I'll leave first."

Uncle Lu waited at the door in his cab, Ye Kai left the banquet hall, Aunt Jia handed over his schoolbag, the two chatted for a while, and the sound of the engine faded away.

Chen Youhan doesn't know how to eat.

Chen Youhan had no memory of what else was talked about during the banquet for nearly an hour long and perfunctory.It was already dark when we went out, and the traffic from Siyuan Road to Tianyi Middle School was completely red. He drove an Aston Martin, and others were frightened by his unreasonable savagery. To hate him, he had to lower the window and yell at him.

When he arrived at Tianyi, the evening self-study had already reached the second quarter, and while sending WeChat, he slammed the car door and strode towards the guard box at the school gate.

A dozen steps away from the sentry box, inside the bus stop, a lonely person sat on a bench.

Chen Youhan's anxious footsteps stopped abruptly, and his heart also calmed down.He walked over with a low and gentle voice: "Why are you here?"

Ye Kai raised his head, the phone was still on, staying on the dialogue interface between him and Chen Youhan.Chen Youhan's last sentence was to listen to my explanation.

Chen Youhan saw it, knelt down in front of him, took his hand, and asked coaxingly, "You didn't reply after seeing the message? Are you so angry?"

Ye Kai asked coldly: "Why are you here?"

"I thought you might be waiting for me, so I came."

Ye Kai's eyes were sore.

"Who's waiting for you? I'm not waiting. I'll wait for the bus." He withdrew his hand, stood up, and put his hand in the pocket of his school uniform jacket.

When the car arrives, I don't know which way to go, and I don't know where to go.Ye drove into the car. He usually takes public transportation and has a citizen card.After swiping the card, he walked towards the back row expressionlessly.Few people, almost no passengers.Chen Youhan was stuck at the entrance of the car, and the man who was able to handle everything with ease was a little embarrassed by the driver's lazy urging.

"Swipe the QR code to insert coins, WeChat and Alipay are fine, don't block the door, just walk inside!"

There was no one behind, Chen Youhan leaned on the railing, opened Alipay according to the prompts on the stickers, opened the city service, applied for the Ning City traffic card, and generated a QR code——I couldn't help feeling anxious, what a piece of crap!The QR code was attached to the scanner, and the driver squinted: "Insert it, lay it flat!"

There was a "poof" from the back row.

With a soft "di", Chen Youhan finally breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards Ye Kai.He chose a double seat, and sat in the seat by the window inside, and the seat outside was empty.Chen Youhan sat down and found his hand: "I'm ashamed, I haven't taken a bus since I was born."

Sorry to say.

Ye Kai turned his head to look out the window, and asked indifferently, "Where's the subway?"

"This one sat."

Ye Kai was very surprised, it must be somewhere far away and congested, he had to give up his private car or special car, but Chen Youhan said slowly: "The first subway line in Ning City opened, and as soon as Fade Chen was invited to experience it, he hugged me." Sit."

I couldn't help it now, although I tried my best to sip it, but the corners of my mouth still couldn't help but curl up.Chen Youhan took him into his arms: "Why don't you want to study abroad?"

This kind of knowingly questioning is just to make people angry.Ye Kai sneered lightly: "I don't know, maybe I'm not used to Western food."

"Xiao Kai, there are many important things in life that cannot be given up." Chen Youhan held his thin shoulders: "Study, study, realize your ideals, see the world, and become a better person. Along the way, you will meet many people. Temptation, there are many colorful things that look very beautiful, but they may not be suitable for you. Don't stop easily."

Ye Kai leaned on his shoulder, the lights in the car were lifeless white, and the neon lights of the street outside the window kept gliding across his young face.He said calmly, "Including you?"

Chen Youhan rubbed his hair: "I didn't say that."

Ye Kai hooked the corners of his lips, and heard Chen Youhan whispering in his ear: "What's wrong with studying abroad? Is it because I can't afford the plane ticket to see you, or I don't have time? No matter how many hours there are in the time difference between China and the United States, I am upside down day and night waiting How are you?"

The light and shadow of the bustling city shuttle in the carriage.The bus arrived at the station, some people got on the bus, some people got off the bus, but it was still very empty.The door made an airlock sound and slowly closed.Ye Kai rubbed his neck, found the most comfortable position, raised his hand to hold it: "Well, it makes sense, then you will fly to the United States to accompany me all day long, and GC will be messed up by you."

Chen Youhan was speechless: "...I'm not that bad."

"Just kidding," Ye Kai said in a naive and brisk tone, intentionally a little whiny, "Brother Youhan is the most powerful."

Chen Youhan responded casually.Ye Kai then pursed the corners of his lips, thought of something, bit his ear and panted lightly: "Then when will you show me how powerful you are?"

Chen Youhan turned to look at him in disbelief, and pushed his head ferociously: "Where did you learn such a mess!"

Ye Kai let out a muffled laugh, put his hands in his ears and said, "But today you... ah." The word was bitten lightly, because it was a back nasal sound, when he lowered his voice, it was hoarse, with With a fluttering ending sound.

Chen Youhan tugged at the tie knot, and when he spoke, his Adam's apple rolled slightly: "Don't trick me, I'm not a gentleman."

Maybe it's strange for a handsome boy in school uniform to hug a handsome elite guy in a suit and leather shoes. There are more and more people in the car, and they all look at them secretly.Ye Kai said in a neutral voice: "Brother, we have arrived at the next stop."

The announcement sounded, and the two got out of the car through the back door one after the other.She pretended not to be like her, she didn't even want to let go of her hands, her fingers were hooked, majesticly.

The night wind is blowing in the face, it is a stop along the Xijiang River, and the stretch is Linjiang Park, with a wide lawn, the sunflowers in full bloom have bowed their heads, and the poinciana is in full swing.Chen Youhan opened the app to call for a special car, but Ye Kai covered it and said he wanted to go on a cruise.

What kind of interest is this?Xijiang cruise ships are full of tourists from other places. It is not uncommon for local people to ask that eleven out of ten have never been on it.Besides, there are the most tourists and the longest line on weekend nights, and the line alone can drive him crazy.Chen Youhan bent down to help him zip up his school uniform jacket: "Little friend, have you finished your homework? Won't you go to evening self-study?"

Heh, the homework of the sixth subject opens the skylight.

Ye Kai stroked his hair, his soft black hair was unstyled, revealing his smooth forehead and beautiful hairline in the wind.Playfully said: "No, I just want to be a scumbag back to school."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a chestnut: "I think you are with me because you are rebellious."

"What, looking for excitement, I wouldn't look for school girls? Holding hands and kissing each other under the teacher's nose every day is more fulfilling than seeing you once a week."

Chen Youhan clicked his tongue, took off the cigarette he was biting, and tapped his forehead: "You try?"

"You don't know if you try it." Ye Kai covered his forehead, his words were a little provocative.

Chen Youhan put one hand on his waist, his usual look of being helpless and unable to get angry. After a while, laughed angrily, took a puff of cigarette, threw it at his feet and smothered it, walked towards Ye Kai: "Friend," he embraced He lowered his back, leaned over and pressed it to his ear and said in a low voice: "If you really dare to do this, next time I will really cure you."

Ye Kai lost his mind in his domineering and aggressive aura, and said without hesitation: "I, I'm still young!"

Chen Youhan laughed out loud: "Now you know how young you are? Why don't you tell me, I'll go back to class!"

When I got to school, I was really restless.Yang Zhuoning poked him with a pen: "At the same table, I don't think you are interested in studying, why don't we chat."

Ye Kai looked at his paper and said calmly, "No, I still have five sets of questions to write."

Yang Zhuoning sighed: "Why bother, you see you write a formula and post it for 5 minutes, it's a crime."

The onlookers are more powerful than the parties involved. Ye Kai glanced at the manuscript paper, it was indeed a bit horrible, and there were evidences of his own inattentiveness and perfunctory carelessness everywhere.He put down the pen, Yang Zhuoning was overjoyed, and the chair moved a little closer to him: "I'll tell you a secret."

Ye Kai glanced at Yu Ranran, the representative of the biology class. This girl obviously failed the important task entrusted to her by the biology teacher. She happily studied the questions by herself, completely ignoring the class discipline that was already like a tea room.

"Say."

Yang Zhuoning smiled mysteriously, revealing shyness, complacency and a bit of wretchedness: "I'm--off--single--!"

Said in a drawn out voice.

Ye Kai applauded him under the table, very perfunctory, but it should be enough to deal with the situation at the same table.

"Zhao Xiaoxin is so fucking hard to chase, but luckily I'm resilient! By the way, I'll use Mr. Ba's negative example to tell her that rich and handsome men are generally unreliable. Like me, ah, a medium-sized handsome guy with a simple radiance all over his body, It is worth entrusting!"

Ye Kai glanced at his face calmly, um, a medium handsome guy, that's a bit exaggerated.

"We're going on a date for the first time today, we—" He stopped mysteriously, showing off, winking.

Ye Kai was at a loss.

"kiss." He popped out four letters.

It's embarrassing, it's all in foreign language, is the word "kiss" a hot word or a forbidden word?

Ye Kai said coldly: "...Congratulations?"

In Yang Zhuoning's vision, a rich family like Ye Kai with a superior background, strict family style, and a pure and pure abstinence student, would turn red when he heard such gossip, speak incoherently, and have bright eyes, and then envy and envy. For more details, how could it be so bland and indifferent and even vaguely revealed a mockery of "that's it?"

"Girls' lips are really soft." He continued his efforts.

Ye Kai didn't know what to think of, his eyes darkened.

"good smell."

Ye Kai leaned back on the table, picked up the pen, and the tips of his ears were a little red.

"Hey, you know what...just kissing...it's really quite...comfortable." The words were crowded like dystocia, and Yang Zhuoning's voice was as small as a mosquito.

Ye Kai: "...shut up."

"Don't you have someone you like? Have you caught up?" Yang Zhuoning didn't forget that he lost 1000 yuan last time, and he was beaten violently when he returned.As the person closest to Ye Kai, he actually missed it?It can be seen that the wealthy young master is not as uninformed as he appears on the surface.

"That's right..."

"What-what-?" The eyebrows were erected so that three-character lines were almost squeezed out, Yang Zhuoning covered his mouth: "You are out of order?!"

"No." Ye Kai denied, not too confident.

Fortunately, Yang Zhuoning is easy to deceive, or trusts him very much. He has an inexplicable firmness towards those who are proud of him in school and frustrated in love. not?"

The joys and sorrows of human beings are not interlinked, just after a second of silence for Ye Kai, the topic turned to his sweet and sour first love, and he sighed and said: "But Zhao Xiaoxin said that I am not good at kissing, how do you think she knows? "

Just now the kisses are long and the kisses are short, but now they have started to study kissing skills, which shows that the human face is also a mystery.

Yu Ranran coughed on the podium, the classroom was quiet for a second, and then started whispering again.

Ye Kai: "...maybe...she was kissed...so...uncomfortable..."

Damn, why did he say a word like dystocia? !

Yang Zhuoning blushed, leaned back on the desk like an idiot, and said to the extremely ascetic math textbook: "Then how can I improve?"

Ye Kai underlined the stem of the big physics question and said calmly, "Just... practice more?"

The narrow sixth row of the third group fell into a deathly silence.

Ye Kai came to his senses, fuck, such a simple question is worth dismantling known items?

Yang Zhuoning's face grew exponentially, and he asked Ye Kai: "Then tell me, what does it feel like to kiss comfortably?"

Ye Kai: "..."

"Let me talk about me first. I feel hypoxic, I can't breathe, my heart is not beating, and I still want to touch my hands..."

Ye Kai: "..."

"But you said being kissed comfortably, what does that feel like? You can't be self-satisfied, right?"

He is quite a gentleman at a young age.

Ye Kai clenched the pen holder tightly, "Maybe...the legs are weak, lack of oxygen, and the whole body feels numb..."

Zhuoning Yang: "Oh... huh???"

In the third quarter, a short class meeting was held.The head teacher is called Bi Sheng, and he is very ambitious when he hears it. The students secretly call him Pizza Hut.Pizza Hut hosted it in person because this year is the [-]th anniversary of the founding of Tianyi School. The above has decided to hold a cultural evening. Each class will have a show. The first year of high school is young and the third year of high school is busy. Obviously, the main event can only be carried by the second year of high school and various clubs.As soon as the news came out, there were complaints from below, and Pizza Hut slapped the table: "Shout? What are you shouting for? If you have the energy, leave me on the stage and shout! There will be a show, and I will give you five alternatives before the self-study tomorrow night. What is that... the literary and art committee members raised their hands , Yes, Zhao Xiaoxin, organize yourself."

Zhao Xiaoxin took the stage, and the classroom was stagnant.

As a science experimental class, Class [-] and [-] of senior high school can be said to be thriving and have a unique style of painting. Except for the two data of average score and top ten in age, they are firmly controlled, and other things such as advanced classes, sports games, and cultural evenings are all dismissed. , the whole class wrote "Idon'tcare" in uppercase from top to bottom

Seeing that his still warm girlfriend was wronged, Yang Zhuoning immediately betrayed his friendship at the same table, raised his hand and said, "Don't be afraid! Ye Kai is in our class, and he can get high marks even with his eyes closed!"

Ye Kai held his forehead in horror.

This suddenly became the focus of firepower, and the theme of the class meeting suddenly changed from "think of five competition programs of morality, intelligence, physical education and labor" to "customize a must-win program for Ye Kailiangsheng".

"Tennis stunts, live-action Prince of Tennis!"

Puzzled: "...?"

"Play and sing, little piano prince!"

Subtly: "...no more."

"Dance a national standard!"

Shocked: "...Why do you think I know this skill?"

"Hip-hop, my buddy will beat you!"

Cold and arrogant: "... I thank you!"

Pizza Hut came out to smooth things over: "You guys can't do it like this. We must unite, mobilize all forces, and show the collective style of our three classes. How can we let Ye Kai take the stage alone?"

Zhao Xiaoxin said: "Let's do a play!"

"No book." Someone lifted it up.

"There are so many classics to choose from. The Rhinoceros in Love, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet... Yes, I think the Merchant of Venice is good! You can pick two plays and play them together."

"The Merchant of Venice" is in their after-school elective, and the text is an excerpt from the court scene.

Bi Sheng was so angry that he vomited blood. He wanted to be a Pizza Hut customer once again, proud of his shame, but he didn't expect that the whole class of Buddhists had no wolfish spirit. It was easy to watch a drama and the number of participants was small. Before he could say anything He immediately raised his hands and voted in favor.

Bi Sheng settled for the next best thing: "Magic reform, magic reform our great Teacher Sha, and add a ballroom dance to it, all the students in the class will attend!"

There were horrific wailing in the classroom.

Bi Sheng was well versed in the logic of negotiation, so he let them howl for five seconds with a cold face, raised his hand to press down, and asked with a smile: "Half, the first half is okay?"

The enemy camp was successfully wooed and divided. Except for a few whispers, no one objected.

Yang Zhuoning was afraid that it would not be chaotic enough, so he booed again: "That's too peaceful, I have to find a blockbuster!"

"Crossover!" Zhao Xiaoxin's eyes lit up—as expected of a couple, their brain waves aligned faster than the speed of light, and everything went wrong together.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Kai instantly had a bad premonition.Sure enough, the eyes of the whole class focused on him again like a searchlight.

Ye Kai: "..."