My bamboo horse is scumbag

When Ye Kai returned the phone to Ye Jin, his expression was very reserved, he didn't dare to make eye contact with her, and he wanted to run away as soon as he threw the phone on the sofa.Ye Jin found that she wasn't even wearing shoes.

"Stop." Ye Jin called to stop him, "What's wrong? Your face is so red when you make a phone call?"

Ye Kai held the doorknob with a guilty conscience: "I forgot to turn on the air conditioner."

Ye Jin checked the call records suspiciously, squinted, and stared at him amusedly: "Delete the call records too? Something is wrong with you, young man."

Ye Kai hurriedly said: "No, I didn't call, you're right, it's too late."

Ye Jin hugged the blanket and walked towards him, raised her hand, and pressed it against his cheek: "Tsk, let me be honest, are you in a relationship?"

Ye Kai dodged reflexively: "I didn't, I still have to take Tsinghua University exam!" After speaking, he quickly ran downstairs.

It didn't stop the next day, and I worked with Aunt Jia in the kitchen for a long time, and no one was allowed to come in to spy. Finally, I handed over a small box to Uncle Lu, and asked him to send it to the president of the commercial group in the GC headquarters building to find Gu Xiu.Gu Xiu received an inside call from the front desk and saw that Uncle Lu was well-dressed and well-spoken, but he still couldn't remember who he was.After exchanging pleasantries, Uncle Lu handed over a small gift box: "Mr. Gu, this is a birthday present for Mr. Chen, please pass it on to me."

Gu Xiu knew it was a cake at a glance.Who will send cakes for Chen Youhan's birthday these days?How shabby.And there's no need for him to come out to receive him in person, as the dignified chief assistant and the director of the president's office!He embarrassedly refused: "Sorry, Mr. Chen..."

Uncle Lu bowed politely: "Thank you, you can tell Mr. Chen that it belongs to the Ye family."

leaf?which leaf?I searched all over the supplier, government, and commercial real estate circles, but I didn't think of this person.Uncle Lu has already left.He knocked on Chen Youhan's office door with a gift box: "Boss, someone brought you a birthday cake, do you want to eat it?"

Chen Youhan is looking at the quotation for the construction of the aquarium submitted by Japanese experts. This is one of the important formats of the new project. Among them is a 50-meter-wide ocean viewing window, which is the largest in Asia. The Japanese team has adopted the latest acrylic patented technology.Gu Xiu's voice just passed through his ears once, but he didn't pay attention, and waved him casually to let him out.

"It's cool." Gu Xiu let go of the door and was stopped by Chen Youhan: "Come back!"

"Who sent it?" Chen Youhan looked up from the document: "Why did it come to you?"

Gu Xiu thought that I was wronged too, and repeated: "A man who looks to be in his fifties said he belonged to the Ye family."

Then he saw Chen Youhan stand up, strode over from behind the desk to him and snatched the paper bag.

Gu Xiu was taken aback, and asked fearlessly, "Boyfriend?"

Chen Youhan glanced at him murderously: "Is the matter over?"

The kraft paper bag was sealed with paper tape, and Chen Youhan tore it open, solemnly.Inside is a six-inch cake box with a champagne matte texture and "superlucky" written on it with a marker pen. I couldn't help laughing when I saw it.He rubbed the center of his brows, didn't open it in a hurry, put his right hand against his left heart, couldn't help but laughed at himself, got up and walked to the French window to take a deep breath.Ningshi is always beautiful in summer. Bougainvilleas bloom on both sides of the Xijiang River. The river is wide and clear, and the sky is blue, reflected in the water.He lit a cigarette, took two puffs quietly and then extinguished it, and went back to continue unwrapping his super lucky gift box.

A six-inch mousse cake, mango-flavored, doesn't look too bad, it's probably edible.Written on it with jam: Forever and forever, good luck forever.Crooked like a primary school student.Chen Youhan dipped a little bit of it with his finger and sipped his mouth, it tasted like strawberry.

There is also a stack of postcards outside the cake, which were bundled into a small stack. He opened it up and found North America, including Route 66, Statue of Liberty, aerial photography of Central Park in New York, El Capitan, and the coast of Florida.

Chen Youhan turned to the back, Ye Kai's handwriting was beautiful and noble, making people think of him.He looked at them one by one, without even noticing that Gu Xiu came in to deliver the documents. When he heard the sound, he hurriedly put them on the corner of the table, but accidentally scattered them on the ground.Gu Xiu bent down to pick it up, but Chen Youhan moved faster than him, and only saw one sentence in a hurry: She was standing by the window, with a big bunch of apple blossoms blooming beside her.

He was taken aback: "Yeats?"

Chen Youhan put away the postcard as usual, Gu Xiu said with a smile, "It looks like it was given to a girl."

It's for women.Ye Kai gave it to her sister.

"Tsk," the single dog let out a sigh of being tortured and killed: "This is the scene when Yeats met Maud Gang for the first time. He had a crush on her all his life."

Chen Youhan said indifferently: "This kind of tragic story does not need science popularization."

Turning around to see the cake that was taken apart, Gu Xiu asked again: "Hey, this cake looks good, I can—"

"you can not."

Gu Xiu: "...I'll just ask—"

"Don't ask."

Gu Xiu smiled kindly: "Okay, you have the final say." She wanted to leave, but was stopped by Chen Youhan: "Clean up and put it in the refrigerator."

The president's office has its own separate pantry, which is fully equipped with a refrigerator, wine cabinet, and coffee machine. He wrapped the cake and put it in the refrigerator. At the same time, in the private group of the president's office, no one is allowed to put food in it today—any, no Neither does the smell!I checked again in the second half, and sure enough, I was taken away.

Ye Kai had an extra tennis lesson today, and it was almost dinner time when the game was over.Hearing the sound of the car entering the basement, he immediately ran to the elevator and waited. He didn't take a shower, he didn't take off his hairband, and he still held a beat in his hand.When the elevator door opened, Ye Tong was startled by him: "Wait for me?"

Ye Kai blinked at Uncle Lu, then nodded hastily: "Grandpa is working well today?"

Although Ye Tong didn't quite understand, he still nodded his head: "Shouldn't it be time to practice in the summer vacation next year? How about coming to Grandpa's place?"

Ye Kai hesitated in fright: "Let's talk about it next year... Uncle Lu, I'll carry it for you!" He snatched the briefcase from his hand and asked in a low voice, "Have you delivered it yet?"

Uncle Lu nodded.

"Is it Gu?"

Uncle Lu nodded again.

He was relieved.

Ye Tong turned to look at the two of them: "Is there a little secret between you?"

Ye Kai shook his head obediently, but he was still exposed at the dinner table.Qu Jia sighed strangely: "The baby is gone in a blink of an eye, and mother is not so honored to eat the cake he made by himself."

Only then did I know that Ye Hua spent the whole morning making cakes for Chen Youhan.Although he is smart and physically fit, he is actually a handicapped man. It took three of them to get a slightly eye-catching finished product.The whole family laughed at him, and Aunt Jia's random photos were taken out to flog the corpse and circulated one by one, Ye Jin almost died of laughter.Ye Kai's ears were burning: "Aunt Jia, didn't I tell you to delete it?" He muttered.

Aunt Jia said, "I'm not willing to do this, look at this—" Ye Kai was wearing a bib, his hands were covered in flour, and there were two spots of flour on the tip of his nose and cheeks, and he was beating eggs awkwardly.Ye Tong laughed heartily after seeing the photo: "Xiao Kai is paying attention to You Han."

These words sounded strange, Ye Kai didn't dare to answer.Qu Jia spoke up and said, "Baby just has no heart, let's see who among us has eaten his cake?"

Really guilty, Ye Kai immediately made an appointment to go out four in one go.

Ye Tong said: "You like Youhan so much, if you don't want to be at home next year, you can go to his place."

Ye Kai looked at him sharply, holding the spoon tightly in his hand, not daring to act rashly.

"It's just that I don't know and it's inconvenient." Ye Tong said again.

Ye Kaixin thought, it’s convenient, it’s convenient for him to die, he likes me.

Heart pounding.

It was not until after dinner that Qu Jia gave him an amnesty and got his mobile phone.Subconsciously pointing his finger at Chen Youhan's profile picture, he became reserved again, thinking that now that Chen Youhan is chasing him, shouldn't it be hotter and colder?Too aggressive to drop prices.Although he has never been in a relationship, he and Lu Fu have been a roommate for two years and have been taught a lot of experience—although, it is just a theory that has not been tested in practice.While hesitating, Chen Youhan sent a message instead, asking very implicitly: Are you there?

The body is faster than the brain, and the reason can't resist the will. He replied in seconds: I just got the phone.

Chen Youhan smiled at this sentence, just laughed, thinking how could it be such a coincidence.He waited for a long time, endured for a long time, and finally encountered such a coincidence, just like eating a cake and finally found that the fullest fruit and the sweetest cream were hidden in this bite.People who are in love have their faults, and even the most trivial things can be stubborn to the heart.Chen Youhan has now fallen into this misunderstanding, and he can't even turn back.

After dialing the video, Ye Kai was in a hurry and hung up.

Chen Youhan: ...

Ye Kai's face flushed red, the air conditioner whizzed him so hot that he was sweating, and the palm of his hand holding the pen was sweaty.It was the end of a summer homework book, and he lost interest. For the first time, he was concerned about whether the angle of the mobile phone holder was right, whether it would make his face look ugly.

He made up his mind not to answer, and replied: I don't know how to face you now.

This was from the heart, but it changed in Chen Youhan's eyes.He can only reply: just want to thank you for the cake.

Ye Kai didn't think it was very tasty, and it wasn't very pretty either. Those eight characters looked like they were written by elementary school students. No, he could write better than this when he was in kindergarten.I can only blame the mounting nozzle for being too difficult to use.He also regretted giving this cake a little bit, does Chen Youhan need a bite of cake for him?Can you live a long life by eating this bite?He should use the best, safest, most noble, and best gifts to send blessings on his behalf.

He learned to understate——

:You're welcome.

: Aunt Jia just happened to make cakes today, and I asked her to teach me.

Chen Youhan hooked the corners of his lips: Did you try harder to like me today than yesterday?

Ye Kai lay down on the table, put his face on his arm, it was terribly hot.What's the matter?I already liked you?I like you more every day?No, no, people like Chen Youhan may just be at work with the desire to conquer for a while.

When Qu Jia entered the door, he found Ye Kai bumping against the wall, looking hopeless.She crossed her chest and admired this rare performance, seeing that her head would be broken if she hit it again, she said: "Ye Xiaokai, I think you are a bit strange recently."

Ye Kai's eyes were full of confusion; "No, Mom, algebra is a bit difficult in the third year of high school."

His textbooks are all taken in advance. When the second year of high school starts, he will finish the mathematics of the third year of high school in the summer vacation.What is difficult is algebra, what is difficult is love.

Qu Jia put down the fruit plate and reminded: "There is still half an hour."

Ye Kai hugged the wall, because it would lower his body temperature a bit.Just die, oh my god, why are you so blushing when you're in love with Chen Youhan!He replied coldly: "I worked hard, and I barely added a point."

After returning, he felt that the phone was a little hot, so he threw it on the bed, and then threw himself on the bed. He covered his head with the pillow and dared not see anyone. A groundhog lived in his heart, and he was so annoyed that he stomped his feet.

Chen Youhan put his hand on his forehead, lowered his head and smiled helplessly.Picking up a piece of cake, it was so sweet, I don't know how many times more sucrose he put in with trembling hands.

: What is the full score?

The high school student replied: One hundred and five.

Chen Youhan: One point per day, when your birthday is 210 nine points, it's ok, I don't worry.

... I was caught again!

Ye Kai changed his mind: I was wrong, this is a comprehensive subject with a full score of [-].

Three hundred is three hundred, and 210 in the comprehensive essay test is not too low, but there is still room for improvement.Chen Youhan replied: Then please continue to work hard tomorrow.

Ye Kai thought, work hard, no matter how hard you work, you will become an explosive liking.

But even though he knew it so well in his heart, he couldn't hold back and ran all the way into the bright and spring-like autumn of Ningcheng holding this bomb.The mango trees on both sides of the road are bearing fruit, and the lemon trees in the school are also dyed yellow.He is really working harder every day, and the good night text messages to Chen Youhan are "Good night, +1", "Good night, +2"... "Good night, +37".

Tianyi's new school year started, and the only thing that was quite a sensation was that there was a super top student named Qiao Yichu among the freshmen in high school, who got in with the top score in the city's senior high school entrance examination.On the first day of school, Yang Zhuoning gossips: "Fuck, your position is not guaranteed."

In the first teacher-student meeting of the school year, the freshman gave a speech, and Ye Kai finally met the legendary Qiao Yichu. He was wearing Tianyi's formal school uniform, and he was unscripted throughout the whole process, with a careless sense of control in his gestures.When he finished speaking and stepped off the stage, the audience immediately went crazy.In view of Ye Kai's status as a wealthy family and the alienation of the Antarctic ice that looks like spring rain, the majority of girls immediately poured their enthusiasm on Qiao Yichu.

Tianyi arranged a separate dormitory for the senior year, Lu Fu moved out on the first day of school, and Ye Kai's new roommate was a freshman named Shi Yi.The word "translation" has a clear meaning, and it is said that his father is a well-known translator in China.Ye Kai soon discovered that he had actually read his father's works. He worked hard on Spanish and English translations at the same time. In recent years, the Chinese translation of "Don Quixote", which has been relatively outstanding, came from him.

"Tang? Is this your father's pen name?"

"His name is Du Tang, but Tang is used to sign works and attend events." Shi Yi saw Ye Kai's "Selected Poems of Yeats" translated by Du Tang last year on Ye Kai's bookshelf. Let’s talk, I can’t do it, I have no literary talent at all.”

"It's because you inherited it but you're not interested." Ye Kai rounded up the situation calmly.

Shi Yi smiled casually: "Are all the tutors of your rich people so impeccable? His name is Du Tang and my name is Shi Yi. Obviously, you should have guessed that we are not biological father and son."

Ye Kai did notice it right away, an ordinary person might have asked directly, but he pretended not to hear.Shi Yi's personality is very straightforward: "It's good to be well-educated, but like Qiao Yichu, don't you feel tired?"

It turned out that Qiao Yichu was his classmate, and at the same table.

"That little comrade is also very considerate every day." After talking about it, he cited many examples of "it seems to be in spring, but it is actually winter", and Ye Kai discovered that Shi Yi looked carefree, but in fact he was very sensitive and sensitive to people's feelings. Capture has an innate intuition.The relationship between the two roommates is very harmonious. After Ye Kai heard him complaining very interestingly, he asked: "Can you help me get some autographs from your father?" He recalled, "Three copies, I bought three copies of his translated."

Over the weekend, Shi Yi finished the matter, and the three books were "Selected Poems of Yeats", "Don Quixote", and "The Long Farewell".Ye Kai specially bought a new unopened copy and asked Du Tang to sign it for collection, and kept the old version in school for reading.

I ran into Chen Youhan by accident during the exercise between classes on Monday.

The new library building has been capped and the enclosure is being demolished. He should have come to see the progress.He was wearing a black turtleneck and half-sleeved knitted T-shirt today, which looked very cold and introverted, but also extremely aggressive. The headmaster personally received him, and the tide of getting out of class coincided with a group of them visiting the outside of the building.Because of the height difference, he had one hand across his chest and the other resting on his chin, turned slightly sideways, with a stern face, nodding his head from time to time, smiling occasionally, exuding a mature demeanor.The girls in the three grades were all looking at him, asking who it was and if it was the new teacher.

Yang Zhuoning patted Ye Kai on the shoulder: "You let Mr. Ba pay for my girlfriend!"

Ye Kai: "?"

"The last time I met Zhao Xiaoxin at the party hall, I couldn't do it anymore. I have big dreams there every day."

Ye Kai couldn't help laughing: "Tell Zhao Xiaoxin, this man is a mess, he has slept with more than one class."

Yang Zhuoning felt relieved: "De La, I'm going to spread the light of righteousness!"

Ye Kai originally thought that Chen Youhan would not see him, but he was caught by Chen Youhan when he was peeping openly.He just glanced at him like that, with a half-smile, as if to say "I got you", and then his eyes fell back on the headmaster.Ye Kai blushed in the turbulent crowd and lost control over his heartbeat.

Before he reached the classroom, he received a WeChat message from Chen Youhan, asking him to wait for him on the landing on the fourth floor.This time I was completely nervous and lost my mind, and asked Yang Zhuoning: "Do you think my hairstyle is okay today?"

Yang Zhuoning was inexplicable: "Okay."

"Do you have dark circles?"

"A little bit, it adds a hint of melancholy to your handsome appearance, extra points."

Going up the stairs, the first floor, the second floor, the third floor, and the fourth floor, all the crowd turned left, and he turned right. There was the science teaching and research office, but the teachers of each subject usually stayed in the grade group office, so there were basically no one there.Ye Kai leaned against the wall and took a deep breath.When he was the second one, Chen Youhan came, all in black, he looked even taller, with his hands in his pockets, and he looked like he was walking in the courtyard. He still had that half-smile expression: "You're so good, come when I let you."

When he came up, he was angry, Ye Kai had a heart to jump to a high position, his chest seemed to be blocked and it was difficult to breathe, so he said coldly: "Then I will go back."

Chen Youhan took his arm slowly, leaned over and asked in his ear, "Don't you call your future boyfriend at school?"

Ye Kai suddenly became flustered and short of breath, the dog man didn't know what perfume he changed to today, he smelled his adrenaline rushing like racing, so he called him in a panic: "Brother Youhan..."

Chen Youhan walked half a step away from him, raised his hand and straightened his collar: "Take a good class." He said lightly, "It's nothing, I just miss you."

Ye Kai didn't know why, but the tip of his nose suddenly became sour, as if he had been hit by a lemon.Does he not want to?I haven't seen each other for almost two months, but he is cocooning himself to be the cold pursued, and he is stingy even if he puts on airs a nice word.

He asked awkwardly, "When are you leaving?"

"I had lunch, what's the matter?"

"Then help me bring some books home, I, I will ask you to take them on weekends..."

Chen Youhan smiled and said without thinking, "Okay."

There were two math classes in a row. After listening carefully, I felt that the time was fast, and I rang the get out of class bell in the blink of an eye.The lunch break dormitory was open, Ye Kai had eaten, and Chen Youhan was already waiting for him downstairs.He had a business meal with the school leaders at the lakeside restaurant.This library is not a big deal for him, it's just a random vote, what's the progress and the progress of the student fund, it's just to find a reason to come to Tianyi dignifiedly.

Register with the dormitory auntie, and the two go up to the third floor, the penultimate room at the end of the corridor.Tianyi’s dormitory is similar to that of some universities. There are two people in one room, and the two rooms share the living room, bathroom and toilet.He opened the door and was inexplicably nervous when he invited Chen Youhan in.

The dormitory for high school students is clean, the desktop is tidy and free of clutter, and five extracurricular readings that are not related to the course are allowed on the bookshelf.Ye Kai took out the three brand new autographed books, turned around, Chen Youhan pressed him against the table, getting so close, it was almost bullying.Ye Kai was forced to lean back, holding the edge of the table with his hands, his eyes were reddish with anxiety.

Chen Youhan's hands were also propped up, touching Ye Kai's and rubbing a little, but they didn't overlap.

"What time is it?" he asked in a low voice.

"Negative points." Ye Kai said stiffly.

Chen Youhan laughed lowly: "It's too strict."

"I keep improving." He couldn't choose what to say.

... what the fuck am I talking about!

Chen Youhan raised half of his lips, raised his hand to ruffle his hair, and decided to let him go.The tone returned to the casual tone: "I'll take the book first, and if you read my order on weekends, you can drink coffee with me."

Ye Kai flicked his bangs: "Keep it well, and keep the autograph book as a treasure."

"Who is so precious?" Chen Youhan asked, flipping open the cover casually.

Ye Kai said: "My roommate's father is a famous contemporary young translator."

He raised his eyes and saw Chen Youhan froze unexpectedly.His hand rested on the title page. Tang's signature is very individual, with the hook of g crossing diagonally, and the tail draws a lightning-like fold.

"What's his name?" Chen Youhan stared at Ye Kai, exuding an aura like ice.

"Du... Tang."

Snapped.

Chen Youhan closed the hard cover with one hand, and sneered at himself.