My bamboo horse is scumbag

Ye Kai woke up very early, because he was awakened by thirst.

The memory still stays on the desperately full glass of dark beer in the party hall. When I first saw the large French windows covered with white gauze, I was stunned for a while.When I turned my head and saw the conch fossils on the bedside table, my heart felt soft for some reason.He lifted the quilt and went to the living room barefoot.It was not yet full light, and the room was shrouded in gray tones, like a silent oil painting.Chen Youhan sleeps in the center of the oil painting, an orange-toned khaki sofa.

The air-conditioning blanket slipped to the ground, and Chen Youhan lay on his back with his knees bent, his eyes covered with one hand, and his breathing was very shallow.Just as Ye Kai leaned over to pick up the blanket and wanted to cover him, his hand was grabbed.

"Wake you up?"

"What time is it?" The voice was hoarse and tired.

"It's not until five o'clock." Ye Kai threw the blanket on him and took a bottle of Perrier water from the refrigerator.The stimulation of soda water made him wake up quickly, and he sorted out his words: "You came to pick me up yesterday? I didn't do anything weird, did I?"

Chen Youhan lay back on the sofa and did not move. Hearing this, half of his lips curled up: "Do you mean you have to go to the street to dance striptease?"

Ye Kai said calmly: "Even if I drink a hundred catties of dark beer, I can't do this."

Chen Youhan sat up and pinched the center of his brows, and waited for the dizziness of the tiredness that was soaring to the sky to subside, then he walked towards Ye Kai, and said jokingly: "I didn't dance in the striptease, but my speech was a bit domineering."

The two were standing opposite each other in front of the water bar, when suddenly a ray of sunlight passed through the glass and projected on the glass cold brew pot in the water bar.

Dawn dawned, and a new day began.

Thinking of this, Ye Kai's heart trembled for some reason, and he hastily lowered his gaze.

He greeted the morning with him at Chen Youhan's house, how could this idea be... like a candy secretly held in the palm of his hand, it was so sweet that it was about to melt, but adults must never find out.Adults do not allow children to eat candy.

He unscrewed the lid, hiding his embarrassment in the movement of drinking water.The dark green vial was half empty soon, he looked around and said to him: "What did I say to be overbearing?"

"You said why I came to visit you in your dream again."

"Pfft—cough cough cough—" the soda water choked people to death, his eyes were red, he coughed and looked at Chen Youhan, he couldn't breathe and he immediately retorted: "I, cough, I... "

Chen Youhan poured him a glass of pure water slowly, and spoke in a very calm tone, but no matter how you listened to it, he was unreasonable: "Is it me who wants to come? Isn't it you who dreamed about me? Why are you still condemning me in the dream? ?”

Ye Kai burst into tears: "I have a nightmare!"

Before last night, hearing what he said, Chen Youhan probably had to think of Wu Sijiu again, and felt as if he had been stung by a bee, but this time is different, he is still there, leaning against the wall with his hand on his cheek and asking: "From what you mean, did you dream that I kissed you again?"

Ye Kai: "..."

He gritted his teeth, his eyes were red from choking, but he couldn't say a word.

He dug the pit himself, and now he deserves to go in and lie down and be buried alive.

It's good to bury him alive, so he won't be so embarrassed that he wants to die on the spot.

Chen Youhan let him go, turned around and walked to the bathroom, and said while walking: "When Wu Sijiu was looking for you, what exactly did he tell you?"

Ye Kai looked around the room following his back, and said casually, "Just say you treat me like a child."

"It's gone?" Chen Youhan stopped, clutching the towel in his hand, but he didn't dare to turn his head.

The more he lived, the more he returned. Such an understatement was worth his courage to wait.

Ye Kai stumbled for a moment, then said guiltily, "It's gone."

Who would have heard Chen Youhan laughing.I don't know what's so funny, but he really thought the answer was funny when he saw it, and he laughed and scolded to himself: "Damn, I was tricked." Ye Kai asked who he was tricked by, but he bragged He whistled, and said, "What's none of your business? Go back to sleep."

There is no need to sleep, Ye Kai usually wakes up very early unless he spends all night studying the questions.He grabbed a towel from the rattan frame and said, "I'll borrow you to use it in the bathroom." The bastard didn't wash him for a while last night—speaking of which, the first time he got drunk was at his house, and who was it at that time? Help him wash?Thinking of this level, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

Chen Youhan smiled: "Borrow? When will you pay it back?"

Ye Kai choked for a moment: "Isn't it bankrupt, it's so stingy to use a bathroom."

After a while the phone vibrated.

Chen Youhan wiped his wet hair and sent it out, only to find that one yuan was transferred via WeChat, with the note: Bathroom fee, please save it.

The bathroom in the master bedroom was steaming, and the shower was beeping. Chen Youhan knocked on the door, like an old man who charged at the entrance of a public toilet. He wiped his hair and said foolishly, "It's not enough, come out and pay another ten yuan."

Ye Kai cursed with a smile, but Chen Youhan didn't hear it clearly, only heard his laughter mixed with the sound of the shower water, like a rustling rain falling on his heart.

After coming out, the room was full of fragrance, and in the semi-open kitchen, the smell of fried eggs and butter became more and more intense.This time, there is no need to serve nicotine with bacon. Chen Youhan is serious about cooking. He pours elderberry into sparkling water and adds two slices of lime. Sprinkle fine sea salt on the mouth of the cup. The red dragon fruit is mashed into transparent bubbles to form a gradual purple-red color. .

"Have you gone to New Oriental to study?" Ye Kai folded his arms against the wall, with a smile on his lips, his hair was still a little wet, and a drop of water fell on his shoulder. It was the T-shirt Chen Youhan gave him.The pure black basic style is a little too big, which makes him slim and neat.Chen Youhan didn't wear a T-shirt, he only wore it at home or when he was sleeping. Ye Kai's face turned slightly red when he put it on.

Chen Youhan handed him the soda water: "Don't bury people, can't the French cordon bleu?"

I took a sip, and it was delicious, with indescribable richness.He couldn't hold back and asked, "Do you often cook for others?"

Chen Youhan turned off the fire and put on a plate, and said calmly, "I only cook for you often."

All the words he asked turned into boomerangs, which caught Ye Kai off guard and ran away like a little hamster.But he didn't know why, Chen Youhan didn't seem to let him go today, and asked during breakfast, "Who do you like when you're 17?"

Ye Kai was vigilant, like a small animal that gnawed half of the corn: "What are you doing?"

"Ask, I'm curious." Then he provoked him cynically: "Aren't you allowed to ask?"

"Extremely good." Ye Kai sent it with three words, but under Chen Youhan's serious waiting eyes, he added unconsciously: "...Although others may think he is not very good, but he is very kind to me."

"You like him just because he treats you well?" Chen Youhan was disgusted, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was slightly sarcastic.

Ye Kai immediately jumped into the game, defending his own aesthetics: "Of course not, he is very good-looking and powerful. Although he is a scumbag,... his career is very successful, although his private life is a bit chaotic..." Fuck, I can't boast anymore, Feeling self-defeating.

Chen Youhan really said: "It doesn't sound good, what do you like about him?"

"I'm blind, do you have an opinion?" He closed his microphone and pretended to be dead, giving up resistance.

"Didn't I give you glasses?"

"Astigmatism! Not enough prescription!"

"Sounds like an aunt, are you so big at playing? Qu Jia can kill you."

Ye Kai put down the knife and fork heavily with a bang, and said righteously: "What auntie! Sister!"

"Picture what?" He was indifferent and cold, as if he didn't understand, "Pictures of sister and brother are exciting?"

"It's good for me if he looks good and has a good figure. If you don't draw anything, I just like him. Do you have any opinions on sibling love?"

Chen Youhan couldn't help smiling, and his eyes became gentle: "I have no objection." Ye Kai misfired in seconds, the temperature on his face was like a fever, and when he picked up the knife and fork again, he didn't know how to use it.

"But he treats feelings so casually, aren't you afraid that he will play with you? Since he is older than you, he can bully you casually with his means and experience." Chen Youhan asked slowly, as if he was chatting with him.

"..." Ye Kai didn't dare to look at him, and lowered his head to spread butter on the slice of bread, "I'm just in love, I don't intend to confess."

Chen Youhan paused: "Why?"

"I confess that I can't even be friends."

"Then what if he actually likes you too?" His Adam's apple rolled subtly, he held a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, both hands were unconsciously tense.

"How could he like me." Ye Kai wiped his mouth, took a sip of ice water, and looked at Chen Youhan calmly: "Brother Youhan, I know that sister very well. If you have a younger brother who grew up together, you Will he fall in love with him? I don't think so, so that sister won't like me either."

Chen Youhan's heart twitched, very lightly, like a string being plucked by someone.He responded, staring into Ye Kai's eyes, and said in a gentlemanly tone: "Why not? Of course."

Ye Kai was stunned, and forgot to look back: "Why? How could you like someone who is a younger brother?"

Chen Youhan resumed his casual elegance: "Didn't you also fall in love with the person who was supposed to be your older sister?"

As he cleared the dishes, his voice gradually became indistinct as he entered the kitchen, but the sound of bone china cups and saucers colliding was set off crisply: "Xiao Kai, if liking that sister makes you hard, then don't like it."

"How can it be hard work?" Ye Kai was at a loss, he could read a WeChat message Chen Youhan sent him for a long time, the bitterness of a secret love is not hard work, it's brown sugar plum, rich in sourness and sweetness.

Chen Youhan said steadily: "If you like it, you will not be able to restrain your desire for the future. With a relationship like yours, it may be difficult to get blessings."

Ye Kai's eyes widened suddenly, and a dull pain arose in his heart very slowly.

He really didn't think about the future.

The tableware was put into the dishwasher, and Chen Youhan washed his hands. Amidst the sound of water, his voice was very calm: "Since that sister is older than you, if he also likes you and is willing to respond to you, I must be ready to face everything with you." If you don't have any plans, then don't tell him." After a pause, he raised the corners of his mouth and lowered his voice: "If he takes it seriously, he will probably be very pitiful."

He is really bad.

He is so bad.

Relying on knowing Ye Kai's feelings for him first, how dare he hint and express like this, how dare he force him like this...forcing him to see clearly how much his love is, and whether he has the determination to look forward to in the future.

But he who said these words is really fucking humble.

He changed his words, and his voice became hoarse: "...No, let's tell him, there is no future, just being together is fine, and it's...very good."

Ye Kaixin felt as if his mouth was being torn apart. He was in a hurry, panicked, and panicked, like a deer thrown into the field suddenly, his legs trembled, his ears trembled, his eyes were all white, and he couldn't see the lion flower. Leopards, jackals and hyenas are also invisible.In the sound of the wind, only the long wheat-colored grass is silent.

Chen Youhan wiped his hands, and seeing Ye Kai's distraught appearance, he rubbed the top of his soft hair restrainedly. Because of the pain, his voice was unprecedentedly gentle: "So sad? If it doesn't work, forget it. You are still young. In the future... in the future You’ll meet a lot of people you like more.”

His mind was brought back by the deep voice, his eyes refocused, and he saw Chen Youhan's smile.The corners of his mouth shrunk, and he threw himself into his arms, his voice trembling: "...if that sister likes me too, I, I..." He couldn't speak, his emotions were blocked, and his face slowly turned pale , but the eye sockets were fiercely red.

Chen Youhan smiled, and put his hand in Ye Kai's hair, without any ambiguous transgression, really treating him like a younger brother.

He said, "My sister will probably understand."

There is a distance from the city center to Ye's house, nearly 10 minutes away, Ye Kai seemed to be stuck, without saying a word.When I got off the bus, I was holding my schoolbag, looking tired and pale: "Brother Youhan, I will fly to the United States tomorrow, and I will return to China at the end of the month." He added: "The summer camp is closed, please leave me a message if you have anything to do, and I will return in half a month."

What can wait for you for half a month?The day lily is cold.

There is only one thing in this world that is timeless, and that is missing you.

So Chen Youhan nodded with a cigarette in his mouth, and said "OK".

Ye Kai took two steps, then turned around, and saw Chen Youhan holding the car window with one hand and the steering wheel with the other, looking at him.

He threw his schoolbag to the helper, ran to the window of the driver's cab and lay down, a little out of breath: "Brother Youhan, I like that sister very much, what if I miss him at the summer camp?"

Chen Youhan smiled and took off the cigarette: "Then tell yourself, my sister must have thought more and deeper than you."

Ye Kai nodded, and took advantage of the ride to ask what was in his heart: "Then you...will you miss me?"

Chen Youhan smiled more gently, and tapped Ye Kai's forehead with two fingers holding a cigarette: "It's hard to say, but I think I'm thinking about it now."