My bamboo horse is scumbag

Chen Youhan agreed to Ye Kai's request for camping.

What Ye Kai wants to go is the MacLehose Trail in Hong Kong. It takes more than half a day to go from Ningshi to Hong Kong. It is a bit rushed for a weekend. Fortunately, the Qingming holiday is just around the corner.The two made an appointment, and two days later, Ye Kaikai came over with a shopping list, with nearly thirty items on his behalf. Chen Youhan looked at it and held his forehead.

The internal line flashed, Gu Xiu applied for the job in seconds, pushed away from the CEO's office and asked, "What are your orders?"

It may be that the meeting time of the marketing department needs to be changed, or there may be a problem with the investment plan, or the previous report submitted by the strategy department needs to be discussed in detail.

Chen Youhan: "Do you have any recommendations for hiking bags?"

Gu Xiu: "...?"

On the first day of the long holiday, at eight o'clock in the morning, Chen Youhan yawned while drinking iced milk tea at a seat by the window in the tea restaurant.Ye Kai cut the pineapple oil and found it funny seeing him sleepy: "Where did you fool around last night?"

Chen Youhan clicked his tongue: "Can't you think of me better?" At the end of the first quarter, he spent the whole day soaking in the financial report data of various plans. He opened his eyes and closed his eyes to see the year-on-year quarter-on-quarter revenue and profit target for the next quarter. I haven't slept a full night's sleep for five consecutive days, so I don't have any energy to fool around.

Ye Kai handed him half a piece of pineapple oil: "You are so weak, you won't die of exhaustion on the way."

Chen Youhan choked.imaginary?It was the first time in his life that he heard this word related to himself, and sneered: "Are you looking for death?" He stretched out his long arm and stuffed pineapple oil into Ye Kai's mouth: "Children know what a fart!"

He seldom wears T-shirts and sweatpants. He wore Arc'teryx all in black today. He is tall and long-legged, with pectoral muscles looming under the semi-tight top. His arms are lean and muscular, and his biceps are slightly ups and downs.He deserves to be a man who spends 10,000+ in the gym every year. The simple black T is worn by him with a high-definition momentum, which looks gentlemanly and sharp.

The starting section of the MacLehose Trail is in Saigon, and it takes about 1 hour to take a taxi from the customs to Saigon.The bulging mountaineering bag was thrown in the trunk, and the two sat in the back row.Chen Youhan tilted his knees and began to sleep by the window. Ye Kai chatted with the driver in Cantonese and asked about the latest weather.Although the weather forecast shows fine weather, the seaside is very cloudy and cloudy this season.His plan is to hike from High Island Reservoir at the end of the section to West Wan, camp in West Wan tonight, and leave the mountain by way of Xiantian Bay the next day. The difficulty and intensity are suitable for novices.

Chen Youhan slept soundly, and when he arrived at the destination, he realized that he was resting on Ye Kai's shoulder, with his whole head nestled in the other's neck.His eyes slowly woke up, he heard Ye Kai talking to the driver, and handed out an Octopus in his hand, the slight vibration of the chest was transmitted to the depths of Chen Youhan's right ear through the bones, and it was a little numb.

When you get off the bus, you will see the long Dongba stone embankment of Wanyi Reservoir, with blue waves on both sides, and the exposed yellow rocks on the mountain form a unique corrugated shape under the erosion of water waves year after year.In the harbor in the distance, several white yachts dragged their long white tails on the water, and someone was being pulled to surf.

Ye Kai raised his phone: "Chen Youhan, take a picture!"

Chen Youhan licked his head: "It's not big or small."

Don't you just bend over and get into the camera obediently?It's too silly to shoot with a smile, he was wearing sunglasses to play cold, Ye Kai compared his hands with scissors, and before pressing the shutter, Chen Youhan tricked him into holding him.

The screen flickered for a bit and was successfully out of focus.

From here to Lange Bay, there are many bison scattered along the way.Although they are wild, they have been recruited by the government. Each cow has its own number, and the nearby villagers and tourists always feed them, so all of them are fat, strong and proud, and they don't even bother to lose their temper.Chen Youhan slipped away after finishing his tricks, and said to the bison grazing on the stone embankment, "Ye Kai, don't eat, you'll become overweight."

Ye Kai: "..."

The mountain road is undulating, but relatively gentle, and the difficulty is indeed not great.It only took more than half an hour to reach Lang Ke Wan.Here, the water is clear and the sand is sparsely populated, but there are herds of bison, so few people camp here.

Chen Youhan picked up a dead branch to write and draw on the white sand, and finally two stick figures appeared, one tall and one short, obviously they were the two of them.Ye Kai used his finger as a pen, and drew a small five-petal flower on the taller head.Chen Youhan reciprocated courtesy and put a candy next to his head.It's a pity that both of them have poor craftsmanship, and the picture is distorted no matter how you look at it. In the end, they gave up on themselves and started to attack each other by taking the abstract style. You draw a dog's tail and he adds a tortoise shell, forcing brothers and friends to kill each other.

From Long Ke Wan to Sai Wan, the difficulty increases significantly, and the various long and steep slopes are followed by magnificent and beautiful scenery. The coastal scenery of the western suburbs of Hong Kong can be seen at a glance.On the road, seeing someone crawling in slippers and carrying a plastic bag, Chen Youhan had a look of disbelief: "Ye Xiaokai, are you kidding me?" Compared with Huoyun Cthulhu, the two of them are as serious as those who stick film under the overpass.Especially when people were so calm and relaxed, Chen Youhan was almost out of breath.

There is still the last section of downhill to Xiwan, and I thought I could get there right away, but I didn't expect it to be dark.When Chen Youhan arrived in Xiwan Village, he felt that his calf was not his own anymore, and he was so stiff that he couldn't bend it. He gritted his teeth and rushed into the store to buy ice-cold cola.After drinking a cool carbonated drink, he let out a long sigh of relief and said, "Hiking with a heavy load, from getting started to giving up."

Ye Kai couldn't help laughing, he watched the last section of the road to play tricks, and wanted Chen Youhan to increase the burden.Chen Youhan helped him untie his mountaineering bag and put it on his back on his chest, his whole body became a sandwich burger. Fortunately, he was neat and slender, even though he was in such a mess, he was still calm and relaxed, causing passers-by to peek at him frequently.

The young couple took advantage of the night to whisper to their ears in Cantonese: "You see, his boyfriend is handsome and loving, you are not even willing to help me carry a pot of water."

Ye Kai's face was hot and he didn't know how to deal with it, so he simply pretended not to hear, lowered his head and quickened his pace.Chen Youhan said lazily: "Boyfriend? Mention your valuables."

Ye Kai turned his head, and stretched out a hand in front of his eyes, with distinct phalanges and slender knuckles.

Chen Youhan smiled playfully with a cigarette between his fingers: "I don't want it anymore?"

Ye Kai patted his palm casually with no expression on his face, and took advantage of the situation to hold it.

The palms are clasped together, and I don't know whose palm is full of tide.Chen Youhan's palm was broad and strong, hot, not delicate but not rough, Ye Kaixin trembled, always felt that before he held this hand, he already knew it was such a touch.The conjecturable and real palm-to-palm and intertwined fingers are clearly two different feelings.Ye Kai's palm was smaller than his, almost as if it was wrapped.Accompanied by the sound of the high tide in the distance, his heart also rose and fell, and he thought to himself, this is how it feels to hold hands with him.

Chen Youhan took him by the hand, the two of them slowed down, walked unsteadily through the village, around the puddle, and across the stone bridge leading to the beach.There is a small bar near the sea, with warm yellow lights, and a few foreigners are drinking in the dark sky.

Many tents have been set up on the beach, the lights are different shades, it looks very dreamy.They found a clean place to start tossing.Ye Kai didn't have any hiking experience, and although Chen Youhan was also a novice, he was unexpectedly reliable.After studying the manual, I finally got the accommodation for tonight before the wind blows.

The two went to the village for dinner, and it was only a few steps away. Ye Kai still wanted to hold his hand, but couldn't find a reason.He is not as light as Chen Youhan, and he looks like he is joking about everything.

The restaurant is simple, eat the simplest macaroni and curry beef brisket rice, with two cans of Coke.It was completely dark after eating, the waves got bigger and the stars got brighter.The sound of crickets is rampant, and the voices of people are far away.Passing by the small bar, the bright yellow lights frame the jokes mixed with various languages, and the sea breeze blows a wire chandelier.Chen Youhan put his hands in his trouser pockets, stopped and turned his head: "Have a drink?"

Walking into the bar one after the other, Chen Youhan asked for whiskey, Ye Kai was very self-aware, and only ordered a Mojito with a small amount of alcohol.The two sat on the bar facing the waves. There was no light on the front, only the dark sea and reflective buoys. Tourists passed by in twos and threes.Ye Kai sipped with a straw, occasionally tilting his head to look at Chen Youhan.The lights doubled in front of his eyes, and he was drunk.

Facts have proved that he really underestimated himself. On the return journey, the wind blew up, and he was dizzy and stumbled on the uneven sandy beach.

Chen Youhan stood still, turned half sideways and waited for him. When he approached, he stretched out his hand from his trouser pocket.

The palm is flat, like an invitation.

Ye Kai looked at him, his eyes were hazy and blurred.He held it, palms clasped.

This time, Chen Youhan's hands were dry and warm, pressing from the palm to the heart.

He was held by him, and his eyes were hot.

The cigarette butt caught in the fingertips flickers, like a lonely star in the dark night.

It was too difficult to walk while wearing shoes, Ye Kai simply took off his shoes and carried them in his hands, his trousers were rolled up to his calves, walking dishonestly, he let go of his hands and ran to the wet shore.

Chen Youhan felt his palm was empty, and his heart receded like an ebbing tide.

The sandy beach washed repeatedly by the waves is smooth and firm, and it feels reassuring to step on it with bare feet.Ye Kai stepped on the water shallowly, feeling the tide hitting his ankles, washing up the sand, shell fragments, and maybe some household garbage.Chen Youhan watched him playing in the water from afar, leaving him a free, carefree, youthful silhouette in the dark night.

Ye Kai squatted down and wrote a line on the beach.

The tide came and went, and the line disappeared.

"Brother Youhan!" He shouted at Chen Youhan.

Chen Youhan walked over slowly: "What?"

Ye Kai raised his lips and smiled: "I just wrote a secret."

Chen Youhan raised his eyebrows: "And then?"

"Then it was swept away by the waves."

Ye Kai smiled so much that he showed his white teeth, but his eyes were blurred.Chen Youhan knew that he was drunk, so he smiled helplessly and walked towards him: "Come here, go back."

Ye Kai held his shoes and said "um", his eyes were shining, and the vast sea of ​​stars became his background.He just stared at Chen Youhan for two seconds, then ran towards him with all his strength.The wind bulged his T-shirt like wings.

Chen Youhan opened his arms, ready to catch him.But Ye Kai ran so fast, he slammed into his arms like a small animal, with the breath of a boy, the cool night wind, and the humidity of the ocean.He was bumped into a muffled grunt, and caught off guard and slightly opened his eyes——

Ye Kai wrapped his arms around his neck and sighed jokingly, "Brother Youhan——"

"It's hard work liking someone."